/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12936476]

what food that rips apart your anus everytime do you eat regardless?

[Anonymous No.12936480]

Are we being raided?

[Anonymous No.12936483]

Milk.

[Anonymous No.12936485]

>>12936476

STOP.

POSTING.

ANIME.

[Anonymous No.12936490]

>>12936480
No, just Eurofags waking up.

[Anonymous No.12936495]

>>12936480
>>12936485
Absolutely

>>12936476
>>12936483
Pork does for me, that and the milkshakes from mcdonalds.

[Anonymous No.12936522]

>>12936485
anime website

[Anonymous No.12936530]

>>12936495
Dont' frickin @ me fag

[Anonymous No.12936534]

>>12936485

[Anonymous No.12936537]

>>12936485
That's a great way to provoke people who otherwise wouldn't care to post more anime

[Anonymous No.12936539]

>>12936485

[Anonymous No.12936566]

>>12936476
Almonds, I guess I don’t chew them enough.

[Anonymous No.12936593]

>>12936485

[Anonymous No.12936676]

>>12936476
Do you think there are masochists who would eat stuff that destroys their anus to get off to the sensation?

[Anonymous No.12936691]

Nothing.

[Anonymous No.12936697]

Kfc hot wings always make my ass burn for some reason, they aren't even spicy they just have a mild kick but my asshole suffers every time I eat them. There's something about that kfc spice that is very anus unfriendly, this doesn't happen to me with any other kind of spicy food

[Anonymous No.12936726]

>>12936485
As long as the post itself is board relevant the image doesn't matter that much.

>inb4 stupid hyperbolic examples

[Anonymous No.12936729]

>>12936476
basically have an iron system forged through good genes and putting so much shit in my body but only automatic ass burner for me of everything is the shin black ramen shit. comes out in two or three tiers too and can never hold it in when the time comes if I need to for very long

[Anonymous No.12936737]

>>12936476
I'm lactose intolerant and still stuff my face with cheese and dairy any chance I get

[Anonymous No.12936744]

I have a pretty masculine anus I must say. Nothing really gives me the shits. But I also only poop once in three days.
I wonder if that's healthy.

[Anonymous No.12936776]

>>12936744
Probably not healthy, but not terrible either.

[Anonymous No.12936779]

nothing on the anus department but eating processed foods give me severe heartburn I always wake up in the middle of the night coughing acidic juices

[Anonymous No.12936782]

I've got a sauce that's nothing but ghost pepper with enough vinegar to make it a sauce and a pinch of salt and garlic. Put like 3 drops in a mild burrito and it becomes hot. It's strangely sweet and fucking delicious but gives me a runny nose and within 2 days I will have a horrible shit where I spend over 20 minutes trying to squeeze that last bit of lava out so I can live normally again.

[Anonymous No.12936892]

>>12936485
Go back to your reddit tourist containment board.

[Anonymous No.12937068]

>>12936476
The bf's cock haha

[Anonymous No.12937142]

Try eating dry uncooked instant ramen.
Eating 3 packages will leave you permenantly butt-mangled.

[Anonymous No.12937143]

>>12936476
It's always a 50/50 shot with Popeye's tenders. I'll either be fine or 5 minutes later I'll be blasting turds out of my ass so hard and fast, that I'll have to go cry in the shower afterwards.

Doesn't stop me from picking up a box every couple of weeks.

[Anonymous No.12937259]

Canadian bacon. I cook it thoroughly and it still fucks me up every time.

[Anonymous No.12937311]

Subway. But I'm still going to try that brisket sandwich.

[Anonymous No.12937316]

>>12936534
Based. Looks like that cunt Moot did actually do some work for at least one hour one day.

[Anonymous No.12937327]

>>12936726
Yes it does. Irrelevant OP images absolutely ruin the atmosphere.

[Anonymous No.12937334]

>>12936534
>he thinks moot is still in charge
>he doesn't realise 4Chan and 4Channel are different sites
>he doesn't understand how culture evolves
Enjoy being on the wrong side of history, retard.

[Anonymous No.12937342]

>>12937334
Checkmate, atheists.

[Anonymous No.12937346]

>>12937334
check yourself you absolute fucking retard

https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2377476/#2378133

[Anonymous No.12937443]

Beans. I actually became allergic to (intolerant of?) beans within the last year or so.

If I eat any dish with beans, I shit slimy mucus. Sometimes it slips out with farts. Sometimes it's yellow, other times clear. Any actual poop is liquid yellow and burns my anus.

I hope this has been enlightening for you.

[Anonymous No.12937462]

Pinto beans.

[Anonymous No.12938419]

lentils and chickpeas make me like a living whoopee cushion

[Anonymous No.12938963]

>>12936476
Tijuana mamas, without fail.

[Anonymous No.12939153]

Too much dairy. I turn into a human bagpipe. My farts are loud and wet-sounding and they explode out when I sneeze or cough too hard or bend over in just the right way. I fucking hate it, because love icecream and cheese so much.

Side note: They don't make me assplode, but green peppers, cucumbers and those types of vegetables will make me burp and "taste" them for the rest of the day.

I don't know why my body hates being happy.

[Anonymous No.12939459]

>>12936485
based

[Anonymous No.12939514]

>>12936476
Buffalo Wild Wings
It’s weird since I can handle hotter food from other places, but their wild sauce just tears my insides out.

[Anonymous No.12939519]

Laxatives, but I can't stop.

[Anonymous No.12939589]

>>12936476
My cock.