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12935581 No.12935581 [Reply] [Original]

I don't get it, why does this trigger people so much?

>> No.12935596

>>12935581
Because it doesn't take much effort to get a better result.

>> No.12935601

Fuck paper plates. It takes 10 seconds to wash a plate. Stop being a lazy fuck and wasting resources. Use a reusable plate and wash it like a fucking adult.

>> No.12935614
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12935614

>>12935601
Fuck off

>> No.12935616

>>12935614
KYS Exxon

>> No.12935621

>>12935601
You are 5'6" or shorter.

>> No.12935623

>>12935601
Have sex incel

>> No.12935631

>>12935596
Looks like good za to me

>> No.12935635

>>12935596
That shit looks perfect, except for the lack of cheese near the crust.

>> No.12935650

>>12935581
Because you literally cant be older than 10 to enjoy pizza.

>> No.12935658

>>12935601
i use paper plates for food prep so i dont have to clean my cutting board. feels good

>> No.12935674

>>12935650
Yes you are very mature for not eating THING, so superior!!

>> No.12935678

>>12935621
I wash dishes, so that means I'm short.
Huh?
By that logic, you weigh over 400 pounds, since you're clearly too fat and lazy to wash dishes like a responsible adult.

>> No.12935682

paper plates

>> No.12935689

>>12935623
>you can only get laid if you use paper plates
Is that what you're saying? LOL

>> No.12935695

>>12935678
im not a poorshit and can both afford paper plates and a dishwasher. are you from fucking bulgaria?

>> No.12935697

>>12935601
>wasting resources
it's a paper plate dipshit it's already been recycled

>> No.12935699

Identical to my dinner. Well, except the paper plate. I'm not a fucking homeless person.

>> No.12935712

>>12935581
It's okay but new yorkers act like it's some sacred religious piece that can't be found anywhere but deep inside the crevice of some greasy italian immigrant's asshole fresh off ellis island

>> No.12935717

>>12935695
Nothing wrong with Bulgaria

>> No.12935735

>>12935631
>>12935635
Looks dry and cheap. Like the shit you get warmed up at those corner joints. Flour didn't rise at all and there's no black spots from the high heat of the pizza oven. Pretty sure they used an industrial oven.

>> No.12935737

>>12935581
Why is it that buffalo mozzarella never turns this yellow?

>> No.12935746

>>12935601
I'm assuming it came from a restaurant where you take it and go.

Op, there was this place near me that had 2 slices and a soda for $2.50 that I ate at quite often when I was a kid in to late teen years. Great deal. Pizza looked just like this and tasted ok. Found out in the newspaper this place had been eating at for years had no running water or cleaning supplies for years. I wonder if I dont ever get sick because of my genetics or because this place built up my antibodies and tolerance for bad bacteria. It was run by middle easterners, for anyone who cares to know

>> No.12935748

>>12935735
Yeah thanks for your pizza expertise from watching an Adam Ragusea video, do you have any actual criticisms?

>> No.12935758

>>12935697
Recycling in America is rarely done. At least not by other western countries standards

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12935761

>>12935717
seething bulgarian detected

>> No.12935766

>>12935758
What in the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.12935778

>>12935748
Not him but it doesn't look fresh. I'm sure it was fine when still hot but the cheese looks like it's on the rubbery side. Also, the crust seems a bit on the thin side for my personal tastes

>> No.12935782

>>12935737
They put the tomato sauce on top of the cheese in NY pizza

>> No.12935789

>>12935766
I've been to many places in America and have never seen a public trash can that you had options of what type of trash you had (paper, plastic, metal, general waste)

>> No.12935803

>>12935789
Oh and glass

>> No.12935817

>>12935782
No they don’t, unless you’re doing a grandma pie

>> No.12935819

>>12935789
You're not supposed to be dumping your household garbage in municipal trash cans you cheap fuck. Also, we have fucking solar powered trash/recycle cans here and I am hardly in a big upscale area.

>> No.12935825

>>12935735
It looks cheap. Not dry. Cheap pizza isnt always bad either, although you're right about the crust.

>> No.12935829

>>12935817
Yes they do flyover

>> No.12935832

>>12935789
Almost every park I've been to has that. Where were you

>> No.12935841

>>12935674
Yes, I am. I bet you eat Spaghetti O's too, because you have the palate of a child.

>> No.12935853

>>12935841
Sure I have, does that make you seeth uncontrollably or make you proud of being friggin superior?

>> No.12935870

>>12935853
I don't think I am superior, I know I am superior to any manchild that still eats pizza.

>> No.12935871

>>12935761
>wash plates
>don't wash kids
Do Bulgaripoors really?

>> No.12935880

>>12935870
Imagine being this guy, fucking lol, just imagine

>> No.12935904

>>12935832
Chicago, LA, myrtle beach, Orlando, buffalo, Vermont, NY, Vegas, and a few others

>> No.12935908

>>12935819
?
It's for when you're in public like a restaurant or park or whatever.

>> No.12935922

>>12935908
See, you gotta give the bums something to dig for and get their booze money. We pay it forward here in America.

>> No.12935926

>>12935904
NYC has separate trash cans in a lot of places? not everywhere but most busy commercial areas have them

>> No.12935957

>>12935761
I’m American

>> No.12935965

>>12935926
I haven't been there since 2012. Maybe things changed since then but I remember specifically walking around for a while with an empty soda can waiting to find a place to ditch it before giving up and throwing it in a generic trash can.

>> No.12935974

>>12935829
No they don’t you actual flyover retard. You don’t live anywhere near New York and saw some munchies video of someone making a grandma pie, Cletus

>> No.12935979

>>12935922
Lol and that's another thing. Are your soda cans made of tin or aluminum?

>> No.12936000

>>12935974
Based flyover

>> No.12936028

>>12935965
theres trash cans all over now. even in shitholes like the bronx. But i rarely see separate cans except inside large builldings

>> No.12936066

>>12936000
That’s what I thought you fat commieniggerfornian

Stay the fuck out of my city you smog breathing fag

>> No.12936077

>>12936000
https://youtu.be/whnvQBhXh3A
Go to 8:20 and tell me what’s going first you little fat bitch. I want an apology and i want you to bleed

>> No.12936087

>>12936000
4:15 asshole
I want your blood
https://youtu.be/e5t3mx8HBb0

>> No.12936103

>>12936000
Im not stopping you asshole
https://youtu.be/6QjFV_PYL44
35 seconds
It would look nothing like ops pic if the cheese was first
Blood gulch
Blood

>> No.12936130

>>12936000
You’re never getting away with this you lying shitbag ive been eating new york pizzas for 45 years
https://youtu.be/IugcIAAZJ2M
45 seconds

>> No.12936146

>>12936028
Well that's exactly what I'm saying. In most places there are trashcans all over but they have separate slots based on what the trash is to organize it. But in USA they dont seem to have that. Just general trash bins. And I'm not even trying to shit on USA. I like its hence why I've been there so many times. But you guys need to step up your recycling game

>> No.12936147

>>12936000
45 years cocksucker
What the fuck do you know about shit jerkoff?
Blood motherfucker blood
https://youtu.be/X26m-uvaiKg
2 minutes in and you can weep and suck my dick while you say sorry you sorry fucking bitch

>> No.12936173

>>12936000
You son of a bitch
That’s Dom you asshole
https://youtu.be/DUySx4e4ZOY
Tell me how to make great pizza again asshole? I’ll shove it up your ass fuckface

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>>12935581
It's just a meme for losers to chimp out over. Nobody really cares that much IRL.
The thing about 4 chan is that the appropriate board for being retarded is /b/, but /b/ moves pretty fast and is essentially a "meme-loving fucktard wasteland." So high school age posters who get frustrated there tend to branch out to other boards, spreading their cancer to places where their posts stick around a bit longer and janies and mods don't patrol quite as heavily.

>> No.12936238

>>12936000
You thought I was done motherfucker im just getting started
https://youtu.be/AAkfO7EH38
1:50 you sick son of a bitch faggot motherfucker

>> No.12936337

>>12936238
Calm down flyover your shitty videos prove nothing

>> No.12936341

>>12935650
probably one of the most common foods in the civilized world but ok

>> No.12936415
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12936415

>>12935761
Bulgarian here. See picrel

>> No.12936469

>>12936337
I will never be done with this you fat fucking bastard i want your fucking fatty clogged blood
https://youtu.be/7zpvlA04Z3w
9 minutes you son of a bitch you dont know shit about my city ill find you in your little cali cuckshed and shove it right up your ass faggot

>> No.12936494

>>12936337
2:25 you fat cocksucker ive shat out more pizza than your mothers cunt ate dick
https://youtu.be/Hi4sjsOPOQQ
Ill ring your fucking neck you west coast trash

>> No.12936503

>>12936337
Shows the classic and grandma back to back just for your bitch fucking ass you little soyfaced pussy i want your blood
https://youtu.be/nXTI5asbLyU
Fucking homo

>> No.12936529

>>12936469
>>12936494
>>12936503
who hurt you

>> No.12936549

>>12936529
One minute motherfucker
https://youtu.be/-I0miiV2NH0
Fagot

>> No.12936565

>>12936549
New yorker here, we do put the sauce after the cheese, why do you think it's all red on top

>> No.12936568

>>12936529
4:10
https://youtu.be/xbHbcmQIcAQ
Fuck you

>> No.12936587

>>12936565
Shut the fuck up you lying fat fuck
https://youtu.be/_bTabM6Nbx0
1:15 you suck bitch

>> No.12936603

>>12936565
Ill make bagel boss look like elie weisel you disgusting lying sack if shit
https://youtu.be/w6ffL3PJ2Og
25 minutes in you asshole, what the fuck have you done? I got 45 years on you you fucking bitch

>> No.12936619

>>12936565
Even this jew cauliflower shit does it sauce you lying fuck, the fuck are you talking about dickhead
https://youtu.be/AkyvI_4s_B8
3:40 motherfucker you know shit about great pizza

>> No.12936623

>>12936077
>>12936087
>>12936103
>>12936130
>>12936147
>>12936173
>>12936469
>>12936494
>>12936503
>>12936549
>>12936568
>>12936587
>>12936603
>>12936619
Holy shit have sex

>> No.12936637

>>12936623
Start by sucking my dick you fucking faggot
https://youtu.be/CK9PzMLER9k
1:15 and youll learn something you dicksucking motherfucker dont fucking talk about my city you west coast weasel trash

>> No.12936655

>>12936623
You see that 50 seconds in cocksucker? Thats Lombardi’s and thats Lombardi’s putting the tomato sauce first, LIKE A NEW YORK FUCKING PIZZA DOES YOU GIMP
https://youtu.be/cjyNgKf5vuY
FUCK YOU, SCREW YOU ASSHOLE
Jerkoff

>> No.12936664

BADA BING BADA BOOM IM WALK-IN HERE. YOU GOT SOME GABAGOOLS TO TALK ABOUT MY MUDDAHS PIZZA PIE LIKE THAT YOU FUCKIN MOOK

haha New Yorkers are so funny

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>>12936077
>>12936087
>>12936103
>>12936130
>>12936147
>>12936173
>>12936238
>>12936469
>>12936494
>>12936503
>>12936549
>>12936568
>>12936587
>>12936603
>>12936619
>>12936637
>>12936655

>> No.12936675

>>12936623
Fuck you asshole
https://youtu.be/aKgO33Pc1h8
Look at this asshole, 35, 35 cocks you suck later tonight
Motherfucker

>> No.12936680

>>12936666
Stupid fucking bitch
https://youtu.be/0_PIdYKmUdY
1 minute

>> No.12936682

>>12935601
>only spending 10 seconds per plate
good lord

>> No.12936683

>>12936146
homeless people sort through the trash and find the recyclables. thats our solution

>> No.12936702

>>12936666
You have no idea what you got yourself into here my fag friend
https://youtu.be/XzfbnfwjxQc
Fucker, 40 seconds

>> No.12936709

>>12935581
Because cheese pizza and pizza in general are for toddlers. That's little soiboy baby food. I hate pizza. I think pizza is the most normie and reddit thing and I avoid that processed shit.

>> No.12936716

>>12936683
>go to ghetto
>trash everywhere
>not a speck of metal refuse anywhere though

>> No.12936722

>>12936666
3:50
https://youtu.be/9bz1Ko5ZDzQ
Frankie the Gyp motherfucker, he shits all over you!

>> No.12936761

>>12936722
Listen up here kid, I own a pizzeria in NY and I we put the cheese first
>cold ferment the dough for 24 hours
>shape ball, let proof for a couple of hours
>slap and stretch
>add the hard cheese
>add the mozzarella
>add the sauce
>bake
That's it son, it's been done like this for decades

>> No.12936793

>>12936761
You dont do shit you fat lying sack of shit
https://youtu.be/DirXVJ_-5DQ
3:50 you fat fuck, you jew shit

>> No.12936822

>>12936761
You own a fag bathhouse in san francisco you lying sack of shit
https://youtu.be/lGY7zalOnv8
40 seconds you monkey fuck you talk like a robot trying to talk pizza the first time you lying shit

>> No.12936835

>>12936761
This is fucking Roberta’s you sorry sack of shit? The fuck’s the matter with you?
https://youtu.be/5sFhgscvzCQ
50 seconds, I will do this all day and all night, you cocksucker

>> No.12936837

What the fuck

>> No.12936850

>>12936761
Just watch the entire thing motherfucker, you just might lear! something for once!
https://youtu.be/ceiPCnR3KWk
You cocksucking motherfucker jew shit, dont ever talk about New York pizza again asshole.

>> No.12936856

This is truly incredible

>> No.12936861

>>12936761
Keep your Shitcago shit to yourself. Shithead!
https://youtu.be/Zu9h41LfuOk
45 motherfucking years you dipshit, suck my dick

>> No.12936879

>>12936761
Cocksucker
https://youtu.be/ef-lhyBXJW8

>> No.12936906

>>12936761
Im done with you motherfucker
https://youtu.be/Rd1GQIaNO_Q
Eat shit!! Asshole!

>> No.12936975

>>12935601
Trees are literally a renewable resource.

>> No.12937032

can you autistic faggot get a trip please?

>> No.12937131

>>12935581
Because there's no point in having it without pineapple. It's just a waste of time.

>> No.12937144

>>12936861
you need to wash your jew porker nigger mouth out with some soap faggot

>> No.12937660

I hope the mods have some sense and permaban the fucking spammer ITT

>> No.12937722

OP here, i'm gay if that matters, thanks!

>> No.12937726

>>12935581
serious answer time
nothing wrong with cheese pizza

>> No.12938413

>>12937660
He’s literally done nothing wrong, he has perpetually ended flyovers. John of Bleeckerat is one of the few places ive even seen that does cheese first for a standard pie in the city

>> No.12938439

>>12935880
I don't want to.
Imagination is for children I'm so superior to you retard stupid idiot.
Fuck now I did thanks

>> No.12938452

>>12935650
Spotted the teenager

>> No.12938463

>>12936666
Kek, im loving ever bit of it. Except the have sex meme, shits gay

>> No.12938482

>>12936761
>cold ferment the dough
You mean let the dough rise in the fridge dumbass? It shouldn’t take more than 8 hours, no sane pizzeria will keep it in there for an entire fucking day purposefully
>shape ball, let proof for a couple of hours
What the fuck is with your timeframe? Two hours? Enjoy your fucking sandpaper dumbass, no sane pizzeria does this
>slap and stretch
You DON’T stretch dumbass, you roll it out, knead it, WORLDS of difference
>add hard cheess, mozz
This is not traditionally first, John of Bleeckerat is the only place off the top of my head that does this first for a traditional pie in the city
>That's it son, it's been done like this for decades
Yeah maybe at your Chuck E Cheese, fagboy. I don’t think you’ve made a pizza outside your Eazy Bake oven

>> No.12938497

>>12938482
>it shouldn't take more than 8 hours
You know nothing about pizza, stop posting

>> No.12938508

>>12938497
It takes 8-10 hours if you know what you’re doing, sometimes a little more, it taked 24 hours then you’ve made a shitty dough, simple as. Stop promoting shitty cooking

>> No.12938524

>>12938508
Stop posting you are embarrassing yourself.

>> No.12938539

>>12938524
Im not embarrassed that you suck at making dough. Im embarrassed at your parents for raising such a moron.

>> No.12938541

>>12935841
Sad flex but okay

>> No.12938555

>>12938539
Stop posting, you are arguing against well tested methods used by pizzerias all over the world for decades . It's embarrassing really. The fact that you believe a faster raise/ferment is better is laughable

>> No.12938565

>>12936179
Based and chanpilled.

>> No.12938596

>>12938555
Im arguing against a complete fucking pseud moron.
>The fact that you believe a faster raise/ferment is better is laughable
And illiterate I see, it takes 8-10 hours, sometimes more. 24 is absolutely retarded as a threshold and shows how brain damaged you are.

>> No.12938602

>>12938596
Stop posting, you are arguing against well tested methods used by pizzerias all over the world for decades . It's embarrassing really. The fact that you believe a faster raise/ferment is better is laughable

>> No.12938664

>>12938602
Looks like I triggered your echoalia, sperg. Try again nex time you pretentious lying retard.

>> No.12940063

>>12935601
Based

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12940389

>>12935581

I'm not rich so I'm not eating off paper plates every night like some rich person

>> No.12941733

>>12935601
>biodegradable
>recyclable

Is there any plate more based?

>> No.12941850

>>12935581
What pigeon eats only one slice of pizza? Like what the fuck.

>> No.12941924

>>12936028
>even in shitholes like the bronx
Come on man what did I do to you?

>> No.12942491

You guys are funny

>> No.12942495

>>12942491
Do you wanna be friends?

>> No.12942546
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12942546

>>12942495

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12942642

r8 my homemade 'za lads

>> No.12942659

>>12935601
/x/ is smarter than you are

>> No.12942733

>>12942642
Not have black burn marks but good for home made.

>> No.12943719

>>12942642
Would eat it all/10

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12943727

Is /ck/ the most autistic board? This thread presents strong evidence.

>> No.12943742

>>12935601
im not going to wash 300 pieces of cutlery after a party

>> No.12944131

>>12935697
>it's a paper plate dipshit it's already been recycled
recycling the paper still takes additional resources
when im on the road, i use beer boxes (destined for the trash) as paper plates and cutting boards

>> No.12944138

>>12935596

Sometimes you just want an old, familiar comfort food. That said, even a simple NY slice can be really good if everything is perfect.

>> No.12944498

>>12943727
you just know