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Have you ever been to hooters?

>> No.12929142

>>12929141
Dios mio, Ecuador.

>> No.12929145

>>12929141
Couple times a long time ago. Food is bad, I hate sports but the girls are cute. Still nothing there to warrant ever going back.

>> No.12929149

>>12929141
strong erection

>> No.12929150

They used to have a topless bar in Turku, Finland, but they don't anymore.

>> No.12929154

Only once when I was 11 or 12 with my dad and uncle. It was pretty cool. Now I would never step foot in one.

>> No.12929156

As a female, I'm totally cool with places like Hooters existing. I'm cool with everything about it. In exchange, I want a place called "Thick and Long" where it's a bunch of waiters walking around with tiny banana hammocks and flirting with you while they take my order. I'm not asking for a strip club or a chippendales. I want a restaurant with thick bulges thrust into my face while I suck on my drink and pretend that the chicken wings are "good".

>> No.12929160

>>12929156
Post feet

>> No.12929161

>>12929156
>As a female
yes

>> No.12929162

>>12929156
>As a female (male)

>> No.12929169

>>12929156
Why do so many trannies post on /ck/?

>> No.12929175

>>12929156
Or maybe they should make a bar called "Expand and Seethe" where they provide trannies like you with your own dilation probes.

>> No.12929196

>>12929169
>>12929175
samefag

>> No.12929213

>>12929141
mmm just what I want, a bunch of used up roasties flaunting their saggy milk bags in my face while I'm trying to eat
very appetizing!

>> No.12929218

>>12929213
>saggy
They're not saggy, and I don't think you can milk plastic either.

>> No.12929227

>>12929141
at least three of them look like dudes

>> No.12929229

>>12929175
kek based

>> No.12929236

>>12929156
It would exist if more girls were freaks like you. Also, why should it matter whether you're okay with it? The customers are, the waitresses are, otherwise they would work elsewhere, as is everyone else who is actually involved with it.

>> No.12929237

>>12929175
They could build it next to the bar for socially retarded ugly people and you two could tip your fedoras to each other when you pass on the sidewalk.

>> No.12929263

>>12929141
I'm more a fan of pooters

>> No.12929289

>>12929141
Imagine the smell.

>> No.12929295

>>12929175
10/10

>> No.12929297

>>12929156
too bad the market for literal balls in your face isn't very big, otherwise i'm sure there would be more of this

>> No.12929380

>>12929156
have sex

>> No.12929524

>>12929175
>seething /pol/tranny

>> No.12929551
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>>12929141
my parents would unironically take me and my younger sister there for NFL or college football games when I was a kid. We went essentially until I hit puberty, then I stopped wanting to go because I got nervous seeing all the big tittied chicks and wasn't confident enough to deal with their attention since I was a cherubic little shit.

Imagine like 5 platinum southern blondes all going
>awwwwwwww honeybuns you're so cuuuuuuuuuuute!!~

shit made me choke on my wings every time.

loved their cheesy curly fries, and their wings were actually really good for a while. Got them again, they've gone to shit. Really got hit hard by changing tastes and can't adapt. Now I'm too old to go without being seen as some creep who just wants to ogle women. Can't really figure out why my mom and dad loved going there so much, they're not exactly prudes but they're no trash either.

>> No.12929554

>>12929141
>t. Michael Scott

>> No.12929563

>>12929141
No, I've had sex before.

>> No.12929564

>>12929141
Every single one of these women is a gross mutt, literally disgusting trash for a mixed country.

>> No.12929575

No. My dad wanted to take me for my 13th birthday but I refused and he my blamed my mom for raising a little faggot. That was 20 years ago and I still don't see the point in going.

>> No.12929606

I once took my wife and her daughter to Hooters one night. The Cowboys game was on but we had just moved to Fort Worth and the cable in our new apartment wasn't set up yet so I took them there so I could watch the game. Big mistake.

>> No.12929619

>>12929141
Good fucking luck finding a Hooters with girls that good looking. 90% of their employees are fat chicks with no tits or crackheads.

>> No.12929658

>>12929141
Yeah, once. The food was bland and so were the servers. It's kind of like how McDonald's doesn't ask its employees to be Scottish.

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>>12929575
>blamed my mom for raising a little faggot. That was 20 years ago and I still don't see the point in going.


goes back to fellating a man

>> No.12929740

>>12929551
>Now I'm too old to go without being seen as some creep who just wants to ogle women.
This is the same reason why your dad manipulated your mother into going. I bet he used to say he liked the wings or it was cheap.

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>>12929740
nah dude, my mom legitimately likes hooters wings. She would come up with the idea even.

she still goes there from time to time, and does doordash delivery when she's feeling really lazy.

I remember once my sister asked "why are all the waitresses naked?" and my mom simply told her they were more clothed than bathing suits. God bless the USA

>> No.12929847

>>12929141
Once in Phoenix with a girlfriend, just because it was there, I wasn't seeking it out. I got shit from her for that. I dunno why she gave me shit for that, it was just there, we stopped off got a beer and left, trust me my girlfriend was much hotter than any of those hooters girls and I wasn't even oogling any of them, I was more looking at my girlfriend looking at me, thinking I might look at them. I thought it was pretty funny.

>> No.12929849

>>12929606
Cool, I live in Fort Worth too. Never been to hooters in my life tho.

>> No.12929862

>>12929141
It's just a suburban "lite" version strip bar, for lecherous boomers. In the age of internet interactive porn, it's a quaint throwback. Hell even strip bars are boring af.

>> No.12929873

>>12929862
You've become "jaded."

>> No.12929880

>>12929847
... another funny thing, my girlfriend was looking at the chicks there way more than I was. But that's a chick thing.

>> No.12929891

Wenn there with the company when the first opened up in Berlin. Food was shit, the girls not really great looking and the dance was to cringey for german patrons. They closed half a year later. I think the place is a shisha bar now.

>> No.12929923

>>12929880
... given her, she was giving them the "evil eye" to stay away from me. I miss that chick.

>> No.12929942

>>12929156
why am i 100% sure this is a tranny

>> No.12929947

>>12929141
yeah and it was awful

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>>12929923
why are you replying to yourself so much anon

are you drunk venting about your gf

>> No.12930035

>>12929141
I was a manager there for 3 year when I for out of school, 03-07......AMA

>> No.12930043

>>12929141
Yes, but there's really no reason to with the other breastaraunts out competing them. Tight Ends in Plano has the hottest girls that wear the least, twin peaks is everywhere and has decent food and good specials on drinks and Redneck heaven is close and cheap as fuck to drink at even if the girls are of lesser quality.

>> No.12930047

>>12930035
did you fucky fucky any of the girls

>> No.12930073

>>12929156
You type in a very manly way.

>> No.12930087

>>12929156
tits or gtfo

>> No.12930096

>>12929141
>one of the girls has small tits
>sticks her ass out instead
based

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>>12929156
This was already tried as a business idea and failed

>> No.12930113

As european i jus don’t get it. You are just supposed to look at the girls right? Whatks the idea if you can’t touch? Why mix food with hot girls? Food is like the opposite of erotic.

>> No.12930120

>>12930113
gay&obsessed

>> No.12930121

>>12930073
Yea, I thought I typed it for a second! Haha

>> No.12930125

>>12930113
>As european...
>Food is like the opposite of erotic.
You bookended that wonderfully.

>> No.12930127

>>12929263
I fucking love Pooters.

Hooters in my city shut down, but Twin Peaks is good. Mainly when it's not busy and filled with creepy old guys. Then the girls are more relaxed and will talk and joke and shit with you. The hooters was fucking dead all the time.

>> No.12930134

>>12930047
Yeah, i hooked up with quite a few. Most of them were young and at the area I worked at a large group of them were into pills. They slept around a lot so it wasn't like I was anything special. Usually it would be because we would party together after work....sometimes it would be because they wanted something, ( last minute weekend off for a quickie in the parking lot, a bj in the walk in to get cut first...that kind of shit)

>> No.12930155

>>12929812
Your mom sounds based

>> No.12930161

>>12929953
Because you're a homosexual and need things drummed into you three or four times to get the point across.

>> No.12930163

>>12930134
how many stds do you have now

>> No.12930166

>>12929953
really, I was really just adding to stuff, hence the elipsis, been here a long time and that seems a decent way of doing it.

>> No.12930167

>>12930163
'bout tree fiddy

>> No.12930187

>>12929141
A friend and I walked into a Hooters about a year ago and left immediately after seeing the state of the women and the several middle aged losers (only other customers) trying their best to chat the girls up and hoping like hell to get a slight bit of physical contact like a forearm touch or maybe a knee grazing her leg. Pathetic

>> No.12930227

>>12930187
What are you idiots with social agenda?
If you're there for a beer just get that then leave. SJW people like you should be eliminated from the planet as fast as possible.

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12930245

>>12930161
dad please get off /ck/ we can talk over panda express later

>>12930166
are you a boomer by chance? I've literally never seen ellipsis replies to chan posts. Ever.

>> No.12930260

>>12929156
Dicks aren't equivalent to boobs, if that was the case then women should be in g stings with their pussy flaps showing.

>> No.12930262

>>12930187
Imagine being so beta that you and your boyfriend couldn't stomach a half-hour of economically fuelled female objectification and get a proper grasp of the situation.
They're there for money, they're hired for their social skills, and most of them don't really care about your pity any more than the average server. Most either use it for the experience and flexible hours, while others aim for shift manager positions where they get benefits.

You know that cheerleaders are both well-paid and respected within their families and communities? Not everything fits your worldview, and you just turned away.

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>>12930155
she really is anon

fun story
>mom walks in while I'm playing age of empires, talks about how she loved braveheart and william wallace, taught me about the tudors and the war of the roses
>regularly bought me castle books and shit
>went from eating literally no red meat to getting the two cheeseburger meal at mcdonalds when she was pregnant with me
>let me watch austin powers when I was 8

thanks mom

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>third year of college
>new roommate is awkward as fuck virgin but good-looking
>take him to hooters where he doesn't know my friend works
>arrange beforehand for her to flirt with him to force him out of awkwardness
>he's nervous as fuck but she lays it on thick
>after he finally talks some she actually likes him
>shows up at our place after her shift
>virgin bro is now just bro
>stops being so awkward
>mfw

>> No.12930286

>>12930260
>Dicks aren't equivalent to boobs
Probably why most successful male ensembles like the Chippendale Dancers or Thunder From Down Under focus more on having glistening chiselled physiques and showing off their physical fitness.

Second to that, most traditional male stripper costumes are things like firemen and police officers: physically-fit protective figures with steady jobs and benefits.

>> No.12930287

>>12930163
Shockingly none. Guess I got lucky for real. Ended up going through a period of severe drug use later as well and still managed to be clear. Figured I'd get super Aids. Put that shit behind me, found a girl to marry and make white babies with.

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>>12930245

>> No.12930293

>>12929141
Yes, but the servers werent that attractive. Really good chicken wings though. I'm sad they shut down all the Hooter's in my city.

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>>12930291

>> No.12930297

>>12929141
went to hooters yesterday for lunch and to watch the Texans barely squeak by the jags

>> No.12930299

>>12930279
That's a cute raccoon, how would I cook that up?

>> No.12930316

>>12930109
Lasted 3 years. The problem was they opened in Dallas whereas if they went to Austin where all the fags are, they would have had better success.

>> No.12930324

>>12930297
I hear that Atlanta has hotter strippers than anything in Texas.

>> No.12930327 [DELETED] 

>>12930324
atlanta is full of niggers. you've obviously never been to Texas.

>> No.12930331

>>12930327
The only things I hear coming from Texas are steers and queers, so which one are you son?

>> No.12930344

>>12930327
They don't call it niglanta without reason.

>> No.12930349

>>12930331
R. Lee stole that from an officer and a gentleman, and it was oklahoma, not texas. be less of a faggot, mkay? theeeeeenks!

>> No.12930354

>>12930349
Ewww, hit a nerve there did I?

>> No.12930360

>>12930354
no. just quit being a faggot and everything will be fine.

>> No.12930363

>>12930109
>hotdog is just a stock picture cut and pasted onto the tray
kek

>> No.12930431

>>12930360
Just admit that you're a homosexual, this is free wheeling board. Just admit that you like cock in your ass, why lie over the internet?

>> No.12930438

>>12929812
Now a days your sister would be asking why are they wearing so much clothing?

>> No.12930457

>>12929141
For me, it’s Twin Peaks

>> No.12930458

HAHA HAHA GIRLS WEARING PUSHUP BRAS AND DEGRADING THEMSELVES FOR BEERBELLY CAVEMEN FOR MINIMUM WAGE HAHAHA EPIC BRO WINGZ AND BITCHES XDXD

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>>12930438
I still think in the majority of the US, the question would still be valid. Those tank tops are pretty skimpy. That said, it wouldn't be as strange to a child these days I'm sure.

>> No.12930460

>>12930431
your homoerotic fantasies are important

>> No.12930469
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>>12929812
Here is a picture of you and your sister at hooters because your mom was a secret lez.

But seriously their business is tanking because their girls are rarely hot or voluptuous. They don't even deliver on the basic premise of their establishment.

>> No.12930472

>>12929141
So long ago the girls had big tits. Now I’ve heard they hire ugly flat chested girls because some cunts sued.

>> No.12930475

>>12930227
Is it a social agenda that I'd prefer not to overhear desperate overweight boomers try to talk Hooters girls into coming to their bbq boomer pool party/classic car show and tell them how they used be a bodybuilder?

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Yea once but all of the waitresses were wearing the Hooters shirts tucked in to their black slacks. Probably because of feminism or some shit, defeating the entire purpose of going there and perving out.

>> No.12930481

>>12929156
So start one. Or do you expect someone to do it for you?

>> No.12930501

>>12929156
>seething

>> No.12930504

>>12930481
What are you some kinda capitalist or something?

>> No.12930513

>>12930501
that's not how to use greentext, faggot.

>> No.12930517

>>12930513
It is, reddit.

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>>12929141

Hummina hummina hummina boooooonnnneeeerrr! spring sound effect AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes in the background shoting milk sky high geyser
jaw drops
eyes pop out of head
tongue rolls out
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!
AWOOGA AWOOGA!
EE-AW EE-AW!
BOIOIOING!
picks up jaw
fixes eyes
rolls up tongue
buries face in ass
BLBLBLBLBL LBLBLBLBLBLBLLBL
WHOA MAMA

>> No.12930578

>>12930517
You type it like SEETHING (no greentext, no punctuation.) Do it right or fuck off.

>> No.12930579

>>12930568
based

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>>12930568

>> No.12930779

>>12930578
>policing how people execute memes on a norwegian duckpoaching forum
yikes

>> No.12930814

>>12929156
trannies are not females

>> No.12930905

>>12929141
never, but I always hear good things about the food.

>> No.12930942

>>12929141
Yeah went to the Hooters hotel in Vegas and it was delightfully mediocre. Haven't been back to one since because I don't drink in bars often.

>> No.12931211

>>12929156
men wouldnt be willing to degrade themselves by working there like women. not desirable men anyway

>> No.12931249

>>12929141
If I had a chicken wing bar
Id name it liquor in the front
Poker in the rear

>> No.12931267

>>12930568
Thank u

>> No.12931627

We go often because my wife loves their boneless wings. Is this what heaven is like?

>> No.12931650

>>12930568
Great post. Mind if I save it?

>> No.12931733

>>12929141
We took our really awkward friend there for his birthday once as like a funny bit of banter knowing that he would be super uncomfy about the whole thing but it wasn't really. I drank too much beer and hit on all the 6/10 waitresses like a retarded creepy boomer. The wings were not as good as their reputation would suggest which to me means the people that praise them are just trying to justify going to a breastaraunt

>> No.12931784

>>12930568
You forgot
>SCHWING

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>>12929156
is /ck/ the easiest board to bait for (You)s?

>> No.12931825

/ck/ roll thread? I am in

>> No.12931913

>>12931809
that's probably /k/

>> No.12932062

>>12931784
SWHANG!
Get your shit right!

>> No.12932128

>>12930284
Damn I wish I had a friend like you. I also wish I was good looking

>> No.12932133

>>12930284
Chad tier behavior on your part

>> No.12932138

>>12930245
>no more nagging wife
>have a nagging supervisor instead

>> No.12932522
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>>12929161
>woooohooo!! A female who likes boobs!! Haha one of the guys!!
fuck off dumbass effeminate cuck

>> No.12932704

>>12929141
No, I'm not a pedophile.

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>>12930287
It never happened. It's a made up urban legend.

>> No.12932722

>>12929156
Haha the only problem with your idea is that men who put that much effort into themselves don't fucking work in food service.

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>>12930284

>> No.12933614

>>12930469
I've rarely encountered a hot Hooter's waitress, the one's I've visited mostly seem to be staffed by women in their mid-to-late 30s wearing pancake makeup.

>> No.12933636

>>12929141
Once. Wings were trash, beer was expired and girls weren't hot nor did they have big tits.

>> No.12933981

>>12933636
>girls weren't hot
what time did you go?
I went on a saturday for a late afternoon dinner
we definitely got the B squad

>> No.12934033

>>12931809
literaly everboard is easy to bait
you just have to spam reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight in every thread you want
i guarantee you atleast one dumbfuck gives you a free (you)

>> No.12934048

>>12929141
Wow, literally none of them are attractive.

>> No.12934056

I despise such placea because I immediately think of my grown daughter and me failing as a parent. I would immediately kill her and myself. Dignity and honour have no price.

And no, I am not a muslim.

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>>12934048
>not enjoying latina women in their prime
I bet you like inbred UK girls

>> No.12934074

>>12929156
sorry but you'll never be a female

>> No.12934088

>>12929156
already been tried and failed. however, good looking guys can move to the west coast and work in those drive-thru coffee shops where the baristas wear lingerie.

>> No.12934094

>>12931249
I remember those Big Johnsons from the 90's.

>> No.12934098

>>12934072
>not enjoying latina women in their prime

I'm literally a white Hispanic South American (master race) who easily attracts most Latinas. That being said, Ecuador is not known for having beautiful women. The women in OP's picture are not attractive by the rest of South American standards. The most beautiful women in South America are from Colombia, Venezuela, and Argentina. As for me, I prefer Colombianas, Jewesses, and women from the Mediterranean. Latina women can be too spicy (think drama and other bullshit) and under educated for my liking.

>> No.12934123

>>12934098
You left out Spanish chicitas.

>> No.12934136

>>12929156
Hey cunt, hooters doesn’t discriminate on breast size, really just face and even then all they require is youfix your fugly with make-up. You don’t want a male hooters, men are cucks.

>> No.12934149

>>12934123
They’re included with Mediterranean women, retard.

>> No.12934161

>>12934149
No, Spain is not in the Med. I bet that you'd women from Portugal in that category as well?
Given your classifications you'd include hotties from Cuba and the Dominican Republic as Meds too?

>> No.12934177

>>12934161
>Spain borders the Mediterranean Sea
>but it’s not Mediterranean

Okay, aside from that retardation, why would I include Portugal as part of the Mediterranean Sea when it’s entire coast is on the Atlantic Ocean?

>> No.12934196

>>12934177
Ok so given your logic the Rock of Gibraltar is in the Mediterranean as well, so England is a Mediterranean nation?

>> No.12934208

>>12934196
Nice cope, retard. Enjoy fawning over goblinas from whatever flyover shithole you live in.

>> No.12934213

>>12934208
You used "cope" so you lost and can't come with a decent reply.
Where from do get these stupid terms?

>> No.12934222

>>12934208
Is "cope" from cnn or msnbc because it seems stupid enough?

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>>12934213
>imagine the mental gymnastics in order to include England in the Mediterranean sea just because it has a TERRITORY there

You're not even trying with your bait, faggot. Yeah, it's not like Spain has hundreds and hundreds of miles along the Mediterranean Sea or anything.

>> No.12934256

>tfw no friends and can never try hooters wings because it'd be creepy going alone
Maybe they are on skip the dishes or something

>> No.12934292

>>12934235
It's a British overseas territory not an English one anyway.

>> No.12934293

>>12934235
hahha, ok maybe but the important coast is the Atlantic coast, it's an Atlantic nation.

>> No.12934309

>>12934293
Shut the fuck up and stop replying to my posts, retard. Spain literally has more coastline along the Mediterranean Sea than the Atlantic Ocean. But keep trying to cope with what little knowledge you have of foreign geography, you inbred hick.

>> No.12934314

>>12929141
Smart call having the one with no boobs turn her back to the camera and stick her ass out. Also hid half her uggo face.

Rolling for a 0, 2, 5, or 7.

>> No.12934320

>>12934309
Blah blah blah, ok so the coastline is there but it's not a Mediterranean nation, Spaniards don't think that way nor do they have to.

>> No.12934322

>>12934309
That's also right on the edge of the med, you're pushing it.

>> No.12934587

>>12930109
I'd go but only if they also hired awkward nerdy pale skellies.

>> No.12934610
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>>12929156
Look at all these seething little bitches when a woman is neutral and talks about having something nice for everyone. Just count the responses.

>> No.12934623

>>12934610
first day?

>> No.12934637

>>12934610
She's not going to have sex with you just because you defend her.

>> No.12934747

>>12931784
>>12932062
It was a Wayne's World reference. I don't know wtf you're talking about

>> No.12934758

>>12934610
>implying hooters is anything like what that woman described
If there was a restaurant where women could be served by surfers that would be more explicit and probably more attractive servers than hooters

>> No.12934792
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12934792

>>12929156
This girl is trusty!

>> No.12934818

>>12929160
this

>> No.12934970

>>12934098
>White Hispanic
You're not white, stop trying to glorify your lighter skin.

>> No.12934987

Ehh.

Ok for a burger and fried chicken. They're also never full to the point of waiting for a table.

>> No.12935064

>>12929156
im gonna steal this idea but market it for men because women dont spend money or go out on their own, but I know fuck loads of gay men who enjoy bar food but also want a slice of man meat to watch.
>im thinking lots of suggestive foods like frozen bananas and stadium dogs for the boys

>> No.12935085

>>12935064
Good luck finding men comfortable with faggots ogling and likely following them home to rape and murder them

>> No.12935161

>>12929606
>big mistake
doesnt explain

>> No.12935171

>>12929156
>as a female
Sure you are sweety

>> No.12935186

>>12934637
yeah she is

>> No.12935191

>>12935085
This only works in SF, NYC, or LA

>> No.12935218
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12935218

This gay bar offers nothing for vegans and no one was on grindr at a vegan festival the other day. Why is this?

>>12935085
The gay bar here has no trouble getting some to perform.

>>12935191
How rural are you?

>> No.12935366

>>12929141
>there are no more Hooters in brazil anymore

fuck, i actually liked hooters dishes. they had a a great oreo desert.

>> No.12935413

>>12935218
Go protest you fucking fag!
That's pretty bad when so your so desperate for attention that not only are you a fag, but a vegan fag, do you have a bunch of medical problems as well?

>> No.12935418

Do they have trannies at hooters yet?

>> No.12935438
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12935438

>>12935418

>> No.12935446

>>12935418
I think so, there was law suit about 5 years ago where men sued them and won to dress like hooters girls and get jobs there.

>> No.12935462

>>12935418
https://www.nytimes.com/1997/10/01/us/hooters-settles-suit-by-men-denied-jobs.html

>> No.12935483

>>12934637

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En__V0oEJsU

>> No.12935484

As Mark Twain wrote "Truth is stranger than fiction"

>> No.12935736

>>12929141
Damn, the 2 in the middle have clearly defined flaps!

>> No.12935760

>>12930262

>You know that cheerleaders are both well-paid and respected within their

I've dated a raven cheerleader and a titan cheerleader. The raven cheerleader made $100 a game and the titan made $125. That's not well paid senpai.

>> No.12935788
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12935788

>>12935760
>I've dated a raven cheerleader and a titan cheerleader
Sure

>> No.12936159

>>12934098
>and under educated
Unironically based.

>> No.12936185

>>12929141
No, current Era.

>> No.12936214

>>12929156
Sure, I'll be the bartender who comes over and makes drinks at your table. My special is the margherita surprise, which explodes all over your face.

>> No.12936274

>>12936159
Who wants to date retards, anyway?

>> No.12936292

>>12936274
Women prefer and select for guys slightly dumber than them, about 10 iq points less

>> No.12936305

>>12935462
Fuck I wish I applied to be a hooters girl and got that sweet 11-19k. Are there any other establishments left to harass before clown world comes to its senses?

>> No.12936306

>>12936292
Why is that? I find that doubtful, given the concept of hypergamy.

>> No.12936464

>>12934072
I honestly would rather fuck the girls in your pic over the girls in OP pic.

>> No.12936467

>>12934610
>woman
(male)

>> No.12936510

>>12929862
Hooters is fine.

>> No.12936518

>>12930284
You are a true bro.

>> No.12936519

Rollcuedor

>> No.12936594

>>12929156
too bad women dont pay for eating out huh
zero market power

>> No.12936597

>>12929141
Never

>> No.12936612
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12936612

My favorite location is the one in Port Richey, Florida. They have their own dock and you can moor your boat up to it and eat.

>> No.12936620

>>12936612
I should also note that there are two distinct types of Hooters: the ones run directly by the founders in the Tampa Bay Florida and Chicago areas, and the franchises everywhere else around the globe. The former is superior.

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12936622

>>12929289

>> No.12936624

>>12929141
Yes, I worked at one for a year.
>>12930035
where

>> No.12936632

>only one can manage to smile
I dont want these sluts doing anything with my food.

>> No.12936730

>>12929141
No.

>> No.12937009

just go to the locations on google streetview panorama thing. just put a joi video on in the background and scroll around the restaurant, it's better than being there because you won't get kicked out (seems stupid to have a boob restaurant and get mad if someone wants to do full release).

>> No.12937548

>>12936632
Faking a smile is psychopathic.

>> No.12937649

>>12929141
I'm a face-man and only 5,3 are working for me.

>> No.12937668

>>12933614
Sometimes they have cuties.
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1568800292400.webm

>> No.12937670

>>12937668
It's funny how people who have had the internet since the day of their birth are less smart about the internet than people for whom it never existed before highschool.

>> No.12937671

>>12937670
Social media changed people's relationship with the internet. Now they overshare no matter the consequences.

>> No.12937677
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12937677

>>12937668

>> No.12937702
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12937702

>>12933575
I'll see that and raise you a Gorn!

>> No.12937705

>>12937677
Not that one

>> No.12937707

>>12937677
>>12937705
There's something weird looking there, it could be a dood.

>> No.12937709

>>12930284
based and bro-pilled.

>> No.12937732

>>12929141
Someone explain something to me.

With all these feminist in the world nowadays. Bitching and moaning when a girl in a video game for instance even shows a bit of skin.

Yet, there are restaurants like this in the world and why aren't they bitching about that?

>> No.12937735

>>12937671
>the consequences
What consequences? This literally who's followers are going to give her insta more views. Some might say something mean but whatever.

>> No.12937741

>>12937732
They do sometimes. As much as they do about the video game thing they mentioned. Which is much less often than they complain about significant things like domestic violence and rape.

>> No.12937767

>>12937735
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1568803313915.webm

Due to social media oversharing people have lost jobs, lost opportunities like attending prestigious institutions, have caused family to lose jobs, lost friends and significant others, and driven wedges in families. iirc in this particular case it caused a lot of havoc in her life, she almost deleted the account, she set it to private perhaps wiped it, and it may have ended her relationship. I can't remember all of the details. It happened awhile ago.

>> No.12937784

>ctrl+f
>L O N D O N
>O
>N
>D
>O
>N
>Phrase not found
I'm disappointing in you. Also I don't see why anyone would ever go to Hooters.

>> No.12937812

>>12937767
lmao and it probably wouldn't do shit if she didn't respond to it

>> No.12937819

>>12929141
yep
chicken is aight
like the gals

>> No.12937833

>>12929156
lol
but people who don't like those kinds of places even existing are usually complete losers that want to ruin the fun for everyone else

>> No.12937840

>>12937812
I think this was a case where they started to go after her boyfriend's business through his social media. I'm not sure how much money it cost him. The twitch streamer she shared her details is quite popular. sodapoppin is one of the top streamers. His fanbase is large and trolled her and her bf relentlessly for a time flooding multiple accounts. The account she mentions is only open now because it happened awhile ago. I doubt she is still at hooters.

>>12937707
It is the same girl from the video.

>> No.12937848

>>12937732
When a girl dresses like a slut it is her choice, right, and freedom. When it is a portrayal of a slut in entertainment then it is the patriarchy pushing rape culture since the creators by and large are male.

>> No.12937880

>>12930279
>pregnant mom eating at mc donalds to get her dose of red meat
the absolute state of you burgers...

>> No.12937885

>>12929575
BASED dad

>> No.12937890

Yeah. When I was working on Akasaka-mitsuke I was going to Hooters for lunch almost every day. Great value.

>> No.12937905

>>12929141
roll

>> No.12938118

>>12937732
How exactly do you explain feminists in a world where women are more privileged than men? They’re insane, that’s all you can say.

>> No.12938123

>>12937848
I would argue that when a woman dresses like a slut by choice it’s to take advantage of men but when a guy makes girls dress like sluts it’s even since men being less sexually powerful can’t take advantage of women. The hooters girl is a consent asking individual and the slut is a rapist.

>> No.12938130

>>12930279
>let me watch austin powers when I was 8
Austin Powers is literally a kids movie.

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>>12929141

>> No.12938244

>>12929141
>>12938213
Someone should put them through that deepfake program that was on /b for a while, since there are five chicks in the picture it might take a few minutes but it would be kind of cool.

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>>12938130
Ewww, let's behold your "ADULT MOVIES" Just GTFO!

>> No.12938715

>>12938123
According to your premise the hooters girl is more like the hitman of rapists, someone who is contractually obligated to rape.

>> No.12938803

>>12938213
kek

>> No.12939306

>>12929237
Seething tranny

>> No.12939564

>>12929156
L O N D O N

>> No.12939657
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12939657

Loud, poorly lit dudebro restaurant with a billion screens from every viewpoint and subpar overpriced bland small wings. And some mediocre chicks bringing the shitty wings to you. The place was freezing too. Every single other chain is better than them, Zaxby's in particular blows them the fuck out in quality and spiciness and they are fast food. And of course local places are magnitudes better.

Wings should only be picked up and eaten in the comfort of your own home with friends. I would rather eat wings in the limited dining section of the small joints that do 80-90% of their sales from carryout/delivery, at least that can be comfy.

>> No.12939692

Yeah. Bad food.
The chicks had nice asses but I could just perv on customers anywhere

>> No.12939846

>>12929141
yei, convinced my dad and his friend to take me and his friend's son (my bro). we went. it was decent food. i talked to the three of them more than i was looking at the girls - but i did flirt pretty hardcore with the waitress. got me a shirt.

>> No.12940578

>>12931650
>>12931784
What was that post?

>> No.12940592

>>12929141
Once. My waitress was pregnant and wouldn't shut the fuck up

>> No.12940605

>>12940578
That "humina humina awoooga awoooga" etc. copypasta.

>> No.12940616

Cincinnati here.
Roosters wings are the best I've ever had
Shooters close second.
Best wings from your area?

>> No.12940820

>>12940578
archived.moe/ck/post/12930568

Learn to use the archives.

>> No.12940875
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12940875

No I haven't.
Are the girls young with thin waists and big tits or are they trailer park gene girls with a couple of kids but seem to hold up pretty well? I'm not as picky as you might think.

>> No.12940887

>>12935218
Well, many vegans are gay but not in your way, more in the transbian way.

>> No.12940961

>>12940875
Depends on the location. Usually pretty good bodies, like thicc but in the right ways and not fat. Twin Peaks has better girls though. In fact, Twin Peaks is completely a nicer place when the old drunk pervs aren't there.

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>>12940961
>place when the old drunk pervs aren't there.

what makes you think I'm not an old drunk perv?
or your Dad?
or that I'm a guy?

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12941003

>>12940976
>>12940997

>> No.12941077

Is there a place like this for men who live an alternative lifestyle?

>> No.12941123

>>12930363
The martini glasses aren't even on the tray.

>> No.12941136

>>12930459
What's with all the chernobyl shit, lately?

>> No.12941150
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12941150

>>12937668
>>12933614

>> No.12941321
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12941321

>>12930459
Hooters is not skimpy at all compared to the competition.

>> No.12941330

>>12941321
That guy in the middle is cute

>> No.12941347

>>12941330
Definitely cuter than the dude on the left of OP.

>> No.12941371

Gon be real alpha here. I wouldn't cheat on my woman with any of these women. Honestly sort of pathetic if you think about Hooters whole point is sexually exploiting hot bitches.

>> No.12941381

yeah. i got a calander fromthem with the girls in swimsuits
many nuts were had
i dont remember how the food was

>> No.12941411

>>12929161
>>12929162
>>12929169
>>12929175
>>12929942
>>12930073
>>12930814
>>12934074
>>12935171
based trannyhunters

>> No.12942644

>>12941136
There was a tv series awhile back.

>> No.12942646

>>12942644
Two. A Russian one and an American one.

>> No.12942704

>>12929156
>As a female
Okay Mister
>flirting with you
Hooters girls actually hate it when guys try and flirt with them. They get that shit every day. Especially from some nasty 40 year olds.

>> No.12944364

>>12941321
Those things look pretty ragged, like they just came off of 12th Ave after hooking for 20 straight hours.

>> No.12944566

>>12929142

My friend is a mutual acquaintance of a doctor from Ecuador. Whom supposedly has become a top surgeon with offices everywhere but those wanting to do surgery cheaper go to the Ecuador practice. You constantly hear women talking about their Ecuador visit. And they always talk about how they couldn’t believe how pretty the women in the area were. They were intimidated by their physical appeal. Even I want to go there now.

>> No.12944573

>>12929141
Every single one of those girls is 5/10 or less with a shit ton of caked on make-up. I'm also unsure 2 of them are even girls.

>> No.12944591

>>12929156
Open bobs or gtfo

>> No.12946232

>>12942646
But the memes are not from the Russian cope.

>> No.12946302

>>12929141
Once got taken there by family when I was really young ("THE WINGS ARE GREAT AND SO ARE THE BREASTS HURRR" and other boomer jokes from my dad) and spent the whole time crying out of embarrassment for some reason.

>> No.12946314

>>12946302
Was that the night you realized that you were gay?

>> No.12946317

>>12946314
I think I just realized that I hate dad jokes

>> No.12946322

>>12946317
why? did your dad fuck you in the ass or something?

>> No.12946350

>>12929175
Sneed and Feed

>> No.12947219

tilted kilt is better on every level

>> No.12947222

>>12929141
Imagine actually going to a shitty sports bar to pay for the attention of whores

>> No.12947230

>>12929141
Went once with my buddy who wanted to for whatever reason.
Food is bad, drinks weren't that expensive and came in a timely manner.
Only really good part was my waitress realizing we went to high school together and looking visibly ashamed of herself. Smart girl in school too, was sort of jarring to see that she, like every girl who says they want to be a marine biologist, didn't end up doing what they wanted.
Honestly I wasn't in a much better spot than her considering I was eating at a hooters, but I guess that didn't cross her mind.

>> No.12947302
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12947302

>>12929141

haven't been there but the "owl" theme intrigues me

>> No.12947317

>>12947302
Me too, my fellow ornithologist.

>> No.12947360

>>12947230
>food is bad
It’s not -bad-

And the fried pickles slap