/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12911337]

My boyfriend and I aren't doing so well financially and haven't been for awhile. I only have a budget of $50 a week for the two of us and I'm really struggling to make good food. A lot of days it's just rice, beans, or soup, with a little bit of chicken or sometimes beef thrown in some days. Do you guys have any tips?

[Anonymous No.12911350]

>>12911337
Get a new boyfriend

[Anonymous No.12911355]

>>12911337
That's pretty much it. Bulk up on staples like rice, beans, potatoes, and pasta. Onions are cheap, bananas are cheap, eggs are fairly cheap, bulk spices are cheap. Clip coupons, look for sales, and bargain shop.

Or switch jobs, earn more, get a side job, whatever. It's always felt weird that people would rather scrimp and save and be miserable than improve their means.

[Anonymous No.12911388]

do camshows

[Anonymous No.12911399]

>>12911388
This realistically. No matter how unsightly you are you will always be able to amass orbiters pathetic enough to pay anything to see the smallest amount of flesh.

[Anonymous No.12911400]

>>12911337
>can’t eat on $3000 a year
Are you serious ?

[Anonymous No.12911410]

>>12911399
That’s not true if she’s on the uglier side she has to play video games, descending in popularity depending on the extent of her ugliness

[Anonymous No.12911413]

>>12911400
Im no electrician but im pretty sure 50 x 52 doesn't equal 3000

[Anonymous No.12911435]

show bobs and vagene

[Anonymous No.12911457]

>>12911355
>50 x 52
We have a lot of bills and he's trying very hard to support us
>>12911399
>>12911410
My boyfriend would never let me do that. I take take of the apartment, cook, shop, and go to school twice a week
>>12911435
I only have the bobs

[Anonymous No.12911477]

>>12911410
>She

[Anonymous No.12911484]

>>12911413
2600 k w/e

[Anonymous No.12911551]

>>12911337
Little bit of chicken?

6 lbs of frozen chicken thighs is less than 15$, you can have a lot of fucking chicken.

[Anonymous No.12911562]

>>12911337
Where do you live OP? In my country, you get huge benefits for having a child and get even bigger benefits for adopting. Maybe it's time both of you settle down? Don't forget those marriage tax breaks. You both should sit down and research these things.

[Anonymous No.12911566]

>>12911457
>I only have the bobs

This better not mean what I think it does

[Anonymous No.12911583]

>>12911566
>Tranny bad
Retard. Cis women are unbearable.

[Anonymous No.12911592]

>>12911583
>want to be considered women
>want to be treated just like women
>but actually despise women
ah AGP is a hell of a drug.

[Anonymous No.12911593]

>>12911551
I always bought the bone in breast chicken. I use the bones for soup
>>12911562
I don't think the chances of us adopting when we can barely keep ourselves afloat is good
>>12911566
It does

[Anonymous No.12911600]

>>12911457
>We have a lot of bills and he's trying very hard to support us
Sounds like you have a good man. Don't trade the guy for somebody that makes more money. Hard to find somebody that truly cares about you. Because you're both trying, you'll find your way out of this mess eventually

[Anonymous No.12911606]

>>12911593
>I don't think the chances of us adopting when we can barely keep ourselves afloat is good
Start with getting married. Those tax breaks are way better than you think

[Anonymous No.12911611]

>>12911606
You have to gamble all your stuff if you’re a guy

[Anonymous No.12911620]

>>12911583
That leaf us tasty

[Anonymous No.12911624]

>>12911592
as a cis man I also find cis women unbearable.

[Anonymous No.12911639]

>>12911624
As a normal guy I think people who use the word "cis" unironically are faggots.

[Anonymous No.12911642]

>>12911337
an hero
its the only way

[Anonymous No.12911644]

>>12911611
How very cynical of you. I bet you laugh at those "Wife Bad" boomer memes. Also, I don't think you've been reading the thread well enough to understand what type of person OP is

[Anonymous No.12911654]

>>12911337
If that 50 is for food your rich brostein

[Anonymous No.12911657]

>>12911337
Only eat once every day or every two days. Meals will taste a lot better.

[Anonymous No.12911662]

>>12911639
>>12911624
God I hate women. Can't wait for tech to make them obsolete (soon)

[Anonymous No.12911676]

>>12911644
It’s not cynical it’s true. I didn’t say they’d lose all their stuff, I said it was a gamble, and it is. A woman can choose to divorce you and take all your things.
>inb4 prenup
Prenups have been dismissible in court as problematic for years.

[Anonymous No.12911687]

>>12911639
>>12911662
>>12911624
I too hate the term 'cis', my gf and I are both bi but monogamous, I don't hate women just people.
The idea that you'd specifically not like someone because they're a women means you have kept some pretty terrible company in the past. Too bad.

[Anonymous No.12911691]

>>12911644
You don't even know what some of those memes mean because your dumb autistic brain doesn't comprehend it. If you've been with your significant other for a long time and you don't develop a hateful tension in some way shape or form in order to fire that feeling of love back, you never cared about that feeling in the first place and didn't love that person or care enough about the relationship to go through that. Not all relationships are like that, but those are about the ones that are. Fuck your low IQ low quality posts and go do society a favor and an hero. Kthxbai

[Anonymous No.12911700]

>>12911687
You're not replying to the same person fag.

[Anonymous No.12911706]

>>12911700
He thinks women and men are the same. Give the poor little retard a break. I'm impressed he can type

[Anonymous No.12911709]

>>12911337
Let me do anal with you in front of your boyfriend while he is tied up and ill pay both of you 200$ each. You both get to eat and I get to check off a material on my bucket list

[Anonymous No.12911711]

>>12911611
That's not how community property works.

[Anonymous No.12911713]

>>12911709
>Even joking about cheating/adultery
You sicken me

[Anonymous No.12911714]

>>12911700
I... what? Of course I know I'm replying to 3 different people... What?
>>12911706
wot

I don't understand either of your thought processes.

[Anonymous No.12911719]

>>12911706
Anon is mad because he's a cuck and every time he gets a girlfriend a nigger fucks her. Keep projecting.

[[phone] No.12911721]

>>12911337
Please call me guys

[Anonymous No.12911723]

>>12911337
go to the supermarket an hour before closing when the hot food is 50% off and get some cheap chicken etc.?

[Anonymous No.12911732]

>>12911337
$50 is adequate for one. Assuming there is only one breadwinner then the other person must leave or die.

[Anonymous No.12911773]

>poor as fuck
>>12911593
>It does
Like pottery

[Anonymous No.12911829]

>>12911644
>a woman jumping
The 1/5 suicides that are women are mostly drug overdoses

[Anonymous No.12911848]

>>12911583
Join the 40% today

[Anonymous No.12911872]

>>12911337
I was ready to help until i realized youre a disgusting faggot. I was even thinking of sending $100. Now im disgusting even with myself. Do the world a favor and kill your boyfriend and yourself in a murder suicide.

[Anonymous No.12911898]

>>12911829
Accidental overdoses that get labeled and treated as suicide attempts because women are all liars

[Anonymous No.12911915]

Here comes the repressed /pol/ homos... Reminder that the west was at its peak during Roman and Greek rule, and both were super gay. Christcucks ruin everything. Enjoy worshiping the king of Jews!

[Anonymous No.12911922]

>>12911898
That’s not even attempted suicide statistics, that’s completed suicides, women dominate attempted suicides

[Anonymous No.12911935]

>>12911922
Yes but they aren't actually trying to kill themselves they just want attention.

[Anonymous No.12911955]

>>12911915
Sexual deviance led to the decline of both. Back to discord, faggot. 4chan is a /pol/ colony.

[Anonymous No.12911983]

>>12911457
>we have a lot of bills
poor spending habits
>he's trying hard to support us
get a fucking job, you gross leech

[Anonymous No.12912009]

>>12911955
OwO looks like I hit a nerve. Maybe you should actually study up history, instead of just making shit up. Also totally ignored the worshiping the king of Jews thing. You know I'm right, it's P A T H E T I C
Christcuck go home! Not welcome on /ck/

[Anonymous No.12912018]

>>12911915
>Reminder that the west was at its peak during Roman and Greek rule, and both were super gay.

and how did that work out for the romans and greeks?

[Anonymous No.12912020]

>>12912018
West Rome fell after accepting Christianity. You tell me :3

[Anonymous No.12912022]

>>12911593
>I always bought the bone in breast chicken. I use the bones for soup
If you buy entire chickens/turkeys and debone them you should have a ton of meat to work with every day.

[Anonymous No.12912027]

>>12911350
Unironically this. What kind of yellowbellied faggot lets his woman (female) go hungry?

[Anonymous No.12912035]

>>12912020
accepting christianity and sucking too many dicks

[Anonymous No.12912045]

>>12911337
You can try getting into hot sauces. They're really cheap, last a while, and make boring food more fun to eat. Really great when it comes to rice and beans and soup.

[Anonymous No.12912048]

>>12912045

[Anonymous No.12912066]

>Unironically this. What kind of yellowbellied faggot lets his woman (female) go hungry?

[Anonymous No.12912070]

>>12911915

[Anonymous No.12912075]

>>12911457
>I only have the bobs
>how to derail your own thread in under 10 posts

[Anonymous No.12912095]

>>12911955
Twitter handle for the boy on the right? He cute. Also I feel really bad for OP. Her thread got hijacked by retards ;_; /pol/ ruins everything. We could be gassing the Jews together, but instead they fight us for no reason

[Anonymous No.12912100]

What the fuck is happening itt

[Anonymous No.12912105]

>>12912095
They wouldn't anime post if they didn't want this and they wouldn't bring up their partners gender.

[Anonymous No.12912116]

>>12911657
This

People listen to your body. Don't eat if you don't feel like it. If you lack energy however eat carbs. Don't eat fat sugary foods and you are good to go

[Anonymous No.12912118]

>haha if you hate gays that must mean you are one

Nice cope, bug chasers.

[Anonymous No.12912120]

>>12912105
>Didn't respond to a single thing I said
>Replies to me anyways

[Anonymous No.12912121]

>>12912020
>he believes in the dark ages
Anti-intellectual boomer meme that co-aligns with jewish motives

[Anonymous No.12912127]

>>12911915
Youre 29, it’s time to leave your 56% family’s house and stop defending jews in the internet

[Anonymous No.12912131]

>>12911337
Literally start prostituting yourself, you can have dudes take you $150-200 a plate joints every night, and all you have to do is let them nut in you for an hour

[Anonymous No.12912134]

>>12911337
Learn how to make chili

[Anonymous No.12912153]

>>12911915
imagine being retarded enough to think butt sex collapsed the roman empire

[Anonymous No.12912156]

>>12911337

Eat rice beans and soup

[Anonymous No.12912168]

>>12911337
yorokobe shonen

[Anonymous No.12912173]

>>12911337
food pantries are legit

[Anonymous No.12912178]

>>12912120
>Also I feel really bad for OP. Her thread got hijacked by retards
replied to this brainlet.

[Anonymous No.12912200]

>>12911337
Suffer in silence

[Anonymous No.12912205]

Why don't you leave him for a richer bf?

[Anonymous No.12912206]

>>12911337
>$50 a week
Then shop bi-weekly or monthly, dumbass. Buy that big-ass bag of rice for the month. Get the 4kg log of ground beef. Buy roasts, not steaks. Don't just buy a couple cans of corn, buy the whole flat of twelve. Buy the jumbo sack of potatoes. Compare per unit prices between self-serve bulk foods and pre-packaged. Oil, salt, etc. are basic things that might cost a lot at once, but last a lot longer than just a week. There's no need to cripple your budget because "this is the week we need to buy more salt".

The whole "boohoo, poor people can survive on X dollars a week" thing is a matter of poor mentality. Your best option is to look at it from a wider perspective. Yes, you're going to give up on expensive perishable foods for awhile. You might have to give up on setting money aside in your savings for awhile, just to focus more on paying down debts and supplementing your other needs.

Remember, the second your debt goes to collections, the company is now losing money on you, and your debt can actually be bought out at a much lower cost so they can cut their losses. Getting to the point where you can consolidate your debts usually trashes your credit score, though, but it can help you get out of the hole.

And don't stop budgeting and saving once you're out of the hole. Build that buffer and fill in the hole so you won't fall in it again.

Tl;dr, shop bigger. Buy more, shop less. Heartier portions help take away the initial shock of not being able to live beyond your means.

As far as cooking tips go, stock cubes are cheap. You can crumble part of one to help intensify the flavour while cooking, but make sure to cut back on the salt.

[Anonymous No.12912212]

>>12911337
If you're looking for cheap cuts of meat to add to your diet, look for offal. It's usually extremely cheap ($1-$2 per pound) and doesn't taste that weird if cooked properly.

[Anonymous No.12912217]

>>12912212
>offal
Pan-fry hearts, livers, kidneys, etc.
Boil then fry guts, stomach, gizzards, etc.
Right?

[Anonymous No.12912218]

>>12911337
apply for a job lazy retard or suck some cock in mcD's toilet

[Anonymous No.12912219]

>>12911337
tell him to quit being a fucking loser. I make 50 dollars in about 1.5 hours and Im basically retarded.

[Anonymous No.12912225]

>>12911337
Look for a food bank.

[Anonymous No.12912226]

Can't you or your bf bum money off your family? I know it hurts the pride, but an extra $200 sounds like it would go a long way for you both

[Anonymous No.12912231]

>>12912219
Tell me your secrets retard

[Anonymous No.12912277]

>>12912217
Pretty much, yeah. I'd recommend looking up recipes for whatever your cooking, though. Also you should always soak your liver in some water for a few hours before cooking, it really mellows out the normally strong flavors of it.

[Anonymous No.12912289]

lol i have eighteen dollars for the next month

[Anonymous No.12912300]

>>12912289
RIP in peace Anon, 19xx to 2019.

[Anonymous No.12912328]

Threads like this are shit. I always create high effort threads, but what really gets replies is saying you are a tranny. Very sad.

[Anonymous No.12912354]

>>12912020
imagine thinking Roman society was more advanced than European empires

[Anonymous No.12912355]

>>12911337
>>12911457
Why don't you have a job yourself, OP?

Also, what another anon said about going to a food bank or applying for food stamps is a good option.

[Anonymous No.12912365]

>>12911337
Give me your PayPal with a picture of you, and your fridge with a note with today's date and I'll send you guys enough for groceries for a week, and a detailed cheap meals list.

[Anonymous No.12912367]

>>12912300
It's okay I also have 5 lb of potatoes, 5 lbs of rice, 5 lbs of flour, 32 oz of peanut butter, 26 packs of ramen, and a block of cheese.

[Anonymous No.12912506]

I could feed a family of 5 for $100 a week..

It's really not hard just make sure you divide up you meat and eat a few meatless meals. You can make a filling meal for two with less than half a pound of meat. You could spend $15 on 5 pounds of beef and with a couple meatless meals in-between have 2 weeks of dinners.

[Anonymous No.12912530]

>>12911562
what country? would love to adopt one day.

[Anonymous No.12912540]

I eat healthy in $40 a month. How the fuck can someone not manage on $50 a week? What are you buying filet mignon every meal then just throwing it in the trash?

[Anonymous No.12912541]

You don’t need to eat every day. Three days a week is plenty.

[Anonymous No.12912551]

>>12912530
Bruh how do you think most adopted kids find homes? With couples who use them for the benefits. It’s a literal business, they load the house up with kids and get cash and food benefits and don’t work and usually treat the them like shit or at least penny pinch when it comes to spending on them

[Anonymous No.12912575]

>>12912530
>what country? would love to adopt one day.
Canada. and those fucking commies that run adoption centers go full soy when they see a lgblt couple, making things pretty easy.
>>12912551
> It’s a literal business
Think of each kid like a part time job. That being said, if one of you plan on doing this, actually care for the little fuckers. At the end of the day, they're your kids.

[Anonymous No.12912586]

>>12912575
I’m sure there are a lot of foster homes that are very nice but they as matter of fact don’t work and constantly filter kids through

[Anonymous No.12912630]

>>12912575
>>12912586
Also a Canadian here. A lot of my high school friends were either foster or step-children, but the step-children usually claimed they had it worse. The foster children, on the other hand, had dealt with dropouts and deaths in their families to the point where the bulk of poorly-raised foster children didn't even make it into high school.
Having a kid is something that you need to mentally prepare for, and even nine months of pregnancy or however many months of paperwork is often still not enough. The people who go into it for the sake of keeping their families together or the government benefits will almost always be unprepared.

To keep this thread /ck/, I'd recommend that the OP look at what sort of condiments you prefer to keep on hand. If you have salt and pepper shakers at the dinner table, maybe consider keeping those in the cupboard instead. Seasoning your dishes with the flavours you like during cooking or before serving them will use less of your more expensive one-time-buy ingredients like salt, spices, and condiments.

[Anonymous No.12912659]

>>12912630
This thread went to some wild places that’s for sure

[Anonymous No.12912671]

>>12912659
Now let's full circle it. OP, learn to cook lentils. There's a good eats ep on how to make them taste good. Also learn to make something on etsy so your poor guy doesn't wage slave to death. Don't dump him like people are saying, he's trying

[Anonymous No.12912708]

>>12912671
>good eats ep on how to make them taste good
Fuck, I was rewatching that the other day. It wasn't even so much about making them taste good as it was getting people to stop going "lol, boil the beans, strain and serve with salt". Even a light dressing makes them addictively tasty.

I'm still against adding them to hot pasta or soup, but they're a great cheap addition if you're batch-making some cold pasta salad.

[Anonymous No.12913018]

>>12912328
>I always create high effort threads
Why the fuck would you ever do this

[Anonymous No.12913097]

>>12911713
based and lovepilled

[Anonymous No.12913132]

>>12911337
start stealing

[Anonymous No.12913140]

>>12911337
-potatoes
-lentils
-legumes
-bulk food prices
-oats for breakfasts
-sausages can be pretty low price meat, might even go for hotdogs (but beware of any really cheap meat)
-peanut-butter
-eggs
-pasta+redsauce is good if you're short on time
To spice things up, salt, pepper, cumin, and paprika in bulk can take you a long way. Garlic is always a solid bet.
Keep on trucking, you're doing the right thing!

[Anonymous No.12913157]

>>12911611
Well apparently op is a guy as well so it all evens out

[Anonymous No.12913196]

>>12911337
He eats your ass and you eat his cum. It's completely free.

[Anonymous No.12913230]

Thanks for all the replies and I'm sorry I couldn't reply to most of them, I was busy most of the day and I don't have enough data on my phone to reply

[Anonymous No.12913231]

>>12911337
Stop leeching off of him and get a job.

[Anonymous No.12913235]

>>12911644
The mouse is her husband

[Anonymous No.12913243]

>>12913230
That's literally the faggiest response you could make.

[Anonymous No.12913372]

>>12911337
Suck mah dick

[Anonymous No.12913377]

>>12911350
this. ur bf is a retard

[Anonymous No.12913431]

>>12913230
Busy making $0? Lmao

[Anonymous No.12913606]

>>12911337
99 ranch fish

[Anonymous No.12913635]

>>12911922
Again accidentally overdose? Your options are claim it's a suicide and get treated for depression be out within a week or admit to being a degenerate turboslut and do a month stint in rehab. Which do you think most whores pick? It's definitely not the truth

[Anonymous No.12913659]

>>12911337
OP is a fag.

[Anonymous No.12913761]

>wholesome budget cooking advice
>practical financial advice
>vitriolic yet reasonable gaybashing
Never change, /ck/

[Anonymous No.12913922]

>>12911606
My understanding is that those tax breaks only really help the well off.

[Anonymous No.12914144]

>>12912153
quite the opposite. It's absence doomed the Christian empire, according to that chart.

[Anonymous No.12914233]

>>12912551
You really need to short change the kids for this to be profitable. Assuming it's even possible if you don't start with sufficient housing assets.

[Anonymous No.12914250]

What's wrong with that? That sounds like a clean and satisfying diet. Better than some thot that eats Chipotle and McDonald's every day

[Anonymous No.12915071]

>>12911337
Try cam Whoring

[Anonymous No.12915080]

pork chops and idaho potatoes from ALABAMA!

[Anonymous No.12915092]

>>12911898
>take a whole bottle of tylenol
>accident
Sure thing

[Anonymous No.12915916]

This is what I just bought for 50 bucks (plus a gallon of milk). Just be clever with shopping at look for deals (like ten dollar frozen pizzas for 3 bucks or 3 dollar protein shakes for 99 cents). If I hadn't needed to get the garlic powder (that size lasts me over a year) or olive oil (ditto) it would have been more like 35 bucks.

[Anonymous No.12915986]

>>12915916
That's a lot of crap too. Could really maximize and get real food instead of that choco milk crap

[Anonymous No.12916000]

>>12915986
> that choco milk crap
I normally wouldn't but 30g protein for a buck seems like a good meal replacement

[Anonymous No.12916005]

>>12911337
https://www.leannebrown.com/cookbooks/

There's a whole cookbook on this subject. Just click on the picture.

[Anonymous No.12916039]

>>12911337
>$50 per week.

This should be more than enough for you guys with just a little bit of planning. It's good that your instinct is to ask for advice when you suspect you could do better - absolutely no shame in that. People who focus on improving will always improve and people who don't generally won't.

Your to-do list:
1. Now, set aside an hour and a half this weekend to do some simple grocery planning with your bf.
2. Decide together roughly what you want to eat throughout the coming week and find out which of those things can be made in very large portions, frozen and reheated for things like lunches, excursions of whatever.
3. Figure out what foodstuff you need that you can buy in bulk and buy that in bulk.
4. Figure out which stores near you are the cheapest without their quality becoming terrible. If you live in So-Cal I can advice you that Vallarta is great for meat, produce an bulk products like rice, pasta and so on. Also, if you like offal food they have very cheap cuts for that as well.
5. Do your shopping and always remember to not pick things up that you did not agree to get for food. Buy fresh things soon before cooking and buy all the dry goods in one go.

Once this new habit has started to take shape, you should notice your money lasts longer and gets you more.

Pro-tip: if you guys have a hard time not using food money for other things like snacks, sodas, games, tickets etc. Then decide on your budget, put it in cash in an envelope in the kitchen, and agree that neither of you may touch the envelope except for when you go get groceries or in real emergencies.

Just some stuff from the top of my head but you should be able to get a lot out of $50 per week. Make sure you don't go to Bristol Farms or the likes for no good reason: if you can buy the same tomatoes at the 99 cent store or Vallarta for a third of the price then why not just do that?

Good luck and eat well!

[Anonymous No.12916047]

>>12911600
This.

[Anonymous No.12916050]

>>12913761
Hahaha
Perfect image.

[Anonymous No.12916064]

>>12911624
Well yeah but that's normal.

[Anonymous No.12916074]

>>12916005
/thread

[Anonymous No.12916978]

>>12911337
>A lot of days it's just rice, beans, or soup,
that should cost you about $10-15 a week, so I think you'll be fine?

[Anonymous No.12917009]

>>12913196
2 million iq housekiposter

[Anonymous No.12917030]

>>12911562
Have you got no idea of the costs of raising a child?

[Anonymous No.12917402]

>>12911337
Some good advice about shopping in here, so here are a few cheap cooking tricks I always use:

* Caramelize onions. Dice a few onions, oil a pan and put them on low heat with the lid on. Stir every 10-15 minutes. They take 1-2 hours to caramelize, you should see them turning a translucent soft instead of crisping when you fry them. These things are a magic ingredient, you can put them in soups, sauces, casseroles, anything. Mom liked to put them in cheesy potatoes and gravy, Dad liked to use them in a cheater's Chicken Fricassee, I like to put them in soups.

* Get some indian spices. Not sure where you are, but odds are good there's an Indian market near you. Don't buy them at a mainstream supermarket, always overpriced. You can buy them cheap from an Indian market and make a lot of things with them. Especially if you're eating a lot of beans and rice, it's a good way to add variety. You'd probably be fine with coriander, turmeric, paprika, and a little cardamom. Don't overdo it if you really can't, but if you look around you can find spices for cheap.

* Get some vegetables frozen. In my experience spinach and peas are just as good frozen and are usually cheaper. Peas I flash-boil for a minute and douse in cold water, then finish with a little butter/pepper/salt and some sauteed onions. Spinach I melt with a little cream and then bake in the oven with some cheese.

* Watch some French cooking videos, a lot of French cooking is based on cheap peasant food if you avoid the high brow stuff. Mirepoix (onions, celery, carrots) is the basis of a lot of gravies and sauces.

* Get good at baking. Few things are cheaper than modern carbs, homemade bread is delicious, crust turns into delicious pies, cornbread is delicious, cakes are delicious.

* Buy some bulk meats. Not sure where you are but meats are generally cheaper in bulk. Don't go for the chicken breasts, get the whole chicken, don't get ground beef, get a roast.

[Anonymous No.12917412]

>>12911337
You’re miserable because you’re broke. By bills you mean debt because you were being stupid. Listen to Dave Ramsey. He’s a Jew helping out the goyim with financial advice

[Anonymous No.12917458]

>>12911337
>>12917402

Generally when you don't have money you need to spend more time. You can do it anon, you can eat well on $50 a week, if you spend a little more time cooking and thinking about what to make you can compensate for your budget. It's how people have been cooking for thousands of years, and there are lots of resources for you to consider.

Honestly, I would spend a little time watching some youtube videos about how to cook, just by watching someone different you'll realize new ideas you wouldn't have had otherwise. I'm a big fan of Julia and Jacques, but there's plenty of good stuff on youtube and the Food Channel is one of the only good channels on TV. It'll take some time and effort, but you can probably find all sorts of good meals you can make fit your budget you'd never considered before.

Also, get into couponing. If you can't get a subscription to any papers that have clippings, you can try your local church / community center, and a lot of ads can be found online now. Don't shop at just one store either, start going to multiple stores and figuring out their price differences. Every store has a few items priced cheaper than other stores, to try to draw you in. One store will have eggs less, another will have rice less, etc. Take advantage of every sale, your money will go a lot further than if you try buying the same cheap stables (rice, potatoes, onions, etc.) every week.

One final thing, you can try to develop a taste for using leftovers. Mom was always really good at this, she could always repackage old dinners as new ones. Leftover meats could go into a casserole or a soup, leftover rice could be refried, old vegetables could be mixed in with new vegetables as a medley. Frankly I was always amazed at some of the things my Mom could repurpose, she could put creamed spinach in green chile stew and it would come out delicious. Keep an open mind and taste as you go. And anything can be breaded and fried as a croquette.

Good luck anon.

[Anonymous No.12917478]

>>12912367
bro ur fine on 0 dollars next month.

[Anonymous No.12917489]

>>12917478
How do I ration this food for a month? I can eat one ramen a day but each is only 390 calories.

[Anonymous No.12917577]

>>12917489
1kg rice=1dollar/1euro=3,5k calories
math is hard right burgertard

[Anonymous No.12917997]

>tfw no /ck/ bf

[Anonymous No.12918087]

>>12911915
>despises christianity
base-
>fell for the research done by (openly known) homosexual PhDs. on the sexuality of ancient greece and rome
Extremely cucked.

[Anonymous No.12918089]

Buy what's on sale and what you can get coupons for.
Also visit food banks from time to time. You can often get a week's worth of groceries in a visit, and they can give you other necessities that can save you money.
If you have any sikh temples near you, they usually offer free food every day to anyone that's hungry. Just be respectful and be prepared to clean your own dishes.

[Anonymous No.12918091]

>>12912095
>We could be gassing the Jews together
>Implying lgbtfaggots aren't rabid antiwhite leftists

[Anonymous No.12918098]

Go to reddit and browse eatcheapandhealthy. You'll find a shit load of cheap and easy recipes.

[Anonymous No.12918921]

>>12918091
Implying the BS from the Jewish media is telling the truth. Go to /lgbt/ and make a shit post about how left wing you are. You'll get lynched by everyone there

[Anonymous No.12918926]

>>12911337
Order $50 of thai food and then double suicide.

[Anonymous No.12919497]

>>12918087
I guess the whole Hadrian thing is just a psyop, huh

[Anonymous No.12919620]

Boneless chicken
Rice
Beans
Broccoli
Various seasonings and stocks

Wah lah

[Anonymous No.12919741]

>>12911337
Go to a food bank.

>my boyfriend
If you're fags I hope that you starve to death.

[Anonymous No.12919745]

>>12911337
>$50 a week
You're either a lardass couple or literally /fit/gods. I feed my wife and I on $25-30 a week, whatever meats are on sale + vegetables + rice.

[Anonymous No.12920421]

>>12919745
Where do you live tho.

My parents bagged they spent 1500 a month so we live our lives, but if you see how we are living you would scream where all the money is going.
plus we have our own house and we are renting a coffee shop (they kept it a secret from me).
I dont spend money at all. I have two pants and 6 tees, 2 old shoes and a cap, I eat at home normal food and what the hell they might be hiding from me.

[Anonymous No.12920437]

>>12920421
me too, most of that stuff

[Anonymous No.12920439]

>>12911337
Ask reddit you don’t belong here tranny.

[Anonymous No.12920445]

>>12920437
Compared to all our next doors neighbours we are odd.
Fucking hell, I might force kids to eat cans without labels when I grow up.

[Anonymous No.12920682]

>$50 not enough
Are you fucking retarded? I was buying steak, onions, eggs, bacon, rice, broccoli, cabbage, cherry tomatoes and making my own chicken tenders with my girlfriend for 2 weeks for that.

$2.99 tri tip steak
$1.29 chicken breast
$1.49 chicken thighs
59c onions
$1.29 for 18 eggs
$2.99 lb bacon
79c cabbage
49c cherry tomatoes

we were fucking keto too, the fuck is wrong with retarded trannies. They must both be ugly fatasses who buy $3.49 twinkies.

[Anonymous No.12920727]

>>12911644
ngl I laughed at that.

[Anonymous No.12920777]

>>12911337
I'm trying to understand how you can't feed the both of you on 50 bucks a week, that's 200 a month budgeted on groceries. Meal planning will help your money go farther. Avoid eating out and buying overpriced frozen and boxed bullshit. Learn how to cook fried rice, spagetti, stirfry. Planning meals will avoid waste as well. Shop around. I wish you luck anon.

[Anonymous No.12920815]

>>12916000
>>12911337
What both of these anons should do is to go walmart or another grocery store with those cash registers you man yourself AND those big open-bar type things where fill up bags of nuts or chocolates or whatever else you want. Fill a bag with a really expensive and filling nut (like the mixes or wallnuts or whatever you have) but write down the number of the cheapest thing similar (normally its sunflower seeds) and boom! something that costs 1.60$ a pound now costs 40-60c a pound!
Always remember to budget by being a tricky asshole!

[Anonymous No.12921207]

No trannys on /ck/

[Anonymous No.12921611]

>>12921207
Stop being homophobic, it unironically triggers me. Be racist instead like a normal person

[Anonymous No.12921931]

>>12919620
>Boneless chicken
>Not buying whole chickens
Roast, make soup from the leftovers, even cheaper.

[Anonymous No.12922055]

>>12921611
But tramnies aren't always gay. I think you meant "transphobic".

[Anonymous No.12922088]

>>12911337
>50 bucks a week
eat macdonalds once a day and fast on the weekends.

[Anonymous No.12922470]

>>12917412
Ramsey isn’t a jew

[Anonymous No.12922592]

>>12921611
fucking degenerates LEAVE MY FUCKING BOARD

[Anonymous No.12922663]

>>12911562
They'll be worse off caring for a child even with benefits

[Anonymous No.12922684]

>>12912206
high quality post

[Anonymous No.12922705]

>>12912020
That shows the opposite of what you think

[Anonymous No.12922711]

>>12913140
>>12912206
>>12917402
these are good

[Anonymous No.12922898]

>>12911337
sorry to hear :(
i honestly think rice and beans are great, love them, preparing rice and beans from scratch can be very affordable, i personally don't think an all vegetarian diet is good for you so try add some eggs and perhaps cheese, you probably know this buy try comparing price to quantity and see what gives you the best value for the money, counting the portions of all my food saved me several times because i could then divide the portions of food with the remaining days until the next handout, best of luck

[Anonymous No.12923017]

>>12911457
Get a fucking job, you wanted equality so do your bit.

[Anonymous No.12923046]

>>12911337
Need to know where you live. I can literally get a kilo of half and half ground meat for €4,00 at my local butcher's. That and some veggies will literally only cost you €5 a day for the both of you. Imagine that, 500 grams of meat each and veggies for $35 a week.

[Anonymous No.12923642]

>>12917997
I will bang you anon.

[Anonymous No.12924744]

>>12915916

Screamin' Sicilian pizza.. if you got that for 5 then good.. if it was 9 then you done fucked up. Kroger has frozen pizza for $3 a pop. Gino's pizza is the best bang for the buck though. 2 meals out of one pizza.

[Anonymous No.12925079]

Is this the poor people thread?
What's the cheapest I can get between 2500 and 3000 kcal?

[Anonymous No.12925137]

>>12925079
Perhaps my autism can be of use to you

[Anonymous No.12925149]

>>12911337
Starve for a week so you can fill out your spice rack.
>>12911350
Ignore this thot.

[Anonymous No.12925158]

>>12915916
Why are you buying all of that processed trash?

[Anonymous No.12925184]

>>12923017
Since when did trannies want equality? Are you mistaking OP for a woman (female)?

[Anonymous No.12925185]

>>12925079
Buy a pack of flour and some yeast, then bake bread. 3500 cals for less than 1€.

[Anonymous No.12925615]

>>12911337
Stop spending money on estrogen pills and spend it on spices

[Anonymous No.12925689]

>>12911337
Do you have a job? if not, get one. Also, start a container garden.

[Anonymous No.12925711]

>>12925689
And for fuck's sake DON'T leave your boyfriend. he's trying. Cut all unnecessary spending and only buy the necessities. Unless medicine will kill you for not taking it, just stop buying it until your budget is steady again.

[Anonymous No.12926897]

>>12911337
/fit/ here, minus the whey protein, pic related will be a good way to eat until your finances get squared.

[Anonymous No.12926903]

>>12911337
Never underestimate the power and flavor a good roux will bring to your meals. Fat and flour are cheap as hell and can provide a lot of flavors.

[Anonymous No.12926908]

>>12911337
Leave the deadbeat and find a real man who can actually provide for himself and his partner. Unironically and in a non-incel way.

[Anonymous No.12926914]

leave that poor pencil dicked soyboy and acquire a wealthy ethnic man with a massive penis

[Anonymous No.12926917]

>>12911337
Just? Don't? Be? Poor????

[Anonymous No.12926955]

>>12911583
You’ll never be a woman, you fucking beta freak.

[Anonymous No.12926988]

>>12911915
4chan is not a faggot doujin, newb. Never has been. Only reason the gay bored was set up was to appease some fucking admin on IRC that Moot wanted to contain. Only fags here traditionally are the freaks for the shota. Go home to fucking tumblr.

[Anonymous No.12927097]

>>12912120

Fuck, man. When I looked at that webm I thought she was walking right to left, till I saw the hand and thought the animators fucked up. Turns out I fucked up. If I concentrate I can make her walk both directions.

[Anonymous No.12927383]

>>12915916

>If I spread it out on a table, its a lot of food!
>1 lb of ground beef, 12 eggs and some broccoli is all of the real food you have for an entire week

What the fuck are you even doing mate this is a trash haul. A single baguette? Frozen pizzas? Five butterfingers? This is a meme, right?

[Anonymous No.12928262]

HOW ABOUT FEEDING EACH OTHER YOUR FEMININE PENES COOM
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[Anonymous No.12928299]

>>12925137
Partially, I'll have to make one myself and adjust the prices.
Thanks for the idea though!
>>12925185
Dope. Gonna get right on it.

[Anonymous No.12928303]

>>12911337
suck him off on chaturbate to make extra money

[Anonymous No.12928341]

Boris has you covered.

https://youtu.be/UKfmRhfuI8g

Check out his other food videos, the Slav gimmick gets old after a while but the ideas are really sound. You could have the meals in the video linked above most of the time, then make nicer/more expensive stuff like Plov when you have money for real meat.

[Anonymous No.12928966]

>>12928299
Baking bread takes a bit of time though. Here's one of the fastest recipes for a no-knead type:
1. Mix around 350g flour, 3-4g of yeast and 5-7g of salt in a bowl
2. Add 250ml of warm water, mix until all is dough
3. Let it sit in a not-too-cold place for 2-3 hours
4. Preheat a big metal pot + cover in the oven to 230ish degrees C while doing 5. - make sure you don't use a pot with plastic bits or teflon
5. Take the dough (sticky as hell) out of the bowl, place it on a well-floured surface and scrape the edges toward the center so you get a roundish lump instead
6. Place the lump on baking paper and put it in the pot, cover it, bake for 30ish minutes
7. Remove lid, remove paper, bake for another 15ish minutes for a golden crust

Done in a total of maybe 4 hours. It's very forgiving with amounts and waiting/baking times.

[Anonymous No.12928969]

I survive on 50 dollars a month in a country where food is more than in America

[Anonymous No.12928973]

>>12911337
Trannies have to be the most vile and degenerate thing on this fallen earth.

[Anonymous No.12928992]

>>12911457
>We have a lot of bills
>and he's trying very hard to support us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH-i8IvYIcg