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I've entered a hot and spicy eating contest that is 3 weeks away. I can win £1.5k and a bunch of restaurant vouchers.

How can I prepare myself? My tolerance is better than it was but still pretty low.

>> No.12910191

>>12910177
Are you allowed drinks? Bring half and half instead of water or milk. And eat something incredibly hot the morning of, it'll numb you taste buds for the rest of the day.

>> No.12910196

Buy those miracle berry pills that change your tastebuds, easy skrilla m80

>> No.12910227

>>12910177
Best way to prepare yourself is just too eat some really spicy food everyday. Or fuck your tongue up

>> No.12910245

>>12910196
Piquancy and pungency aren't taste, they're a chemical reaction that erroneously activates pain, touch, and temperature receptors.

>> No.12910253

>>12910177
You have no chance. All you are going to get is painful, burning diarrhea for two days.

>> No.12910260

>>12910177
Do this.
https://youtu.be/Ptyv3B03m9k

>> No.12910520

>>12910177
Just be yourself.

>> No.12910528

>>12910177
Numb your mouth with tons of ice beforehand, like you’re going into surgery

>> No.12910690

Buy novocaine cheap off some chink on the darknet and dose yourself heavy before the competition.

>> No.12910695

Please don't summon him.

>> No.12910921

>>12910695
It is too late

>> No.12911123

>>12910177
I'd say you have no legit chance to become accustomed in such a short time.

I've built up my tolerance a couple of times during my life after periods when I wasn't havving hot food much or at all for some random reason, and it still took me a couple of weeks each time just to get to being able to tolerate hab/scotch bonnet in cooked dishes, not eating the things raw.

So if you're not going to 'cheat' and numb your mouth I'd say your chances against other randoms who would enter such a contest are low at best.

>> No.12911130

>>12910227
>fuck your tongue up
What about his palate, tonsils and throat, and very much related, his lips?

>> No.12911135

just dont be a pussy and you can eat anything without any preparation

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12911177

You must train your mind to over come this challenge.

>> No.12911216

Ask your dentist for an analgesic mouthwash.

>> No.12912345

>>12910177
Smart money pregame with Maalox a day before. Neutralize it before it hits the colon. Baking soda shots before bed. You can do it. I believe in you

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>> No.12912433

yet another cringe thread

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>I've entered a hot and spicy eating contest

>> No.12912562

>>12910177
Eat a greasy meal like a big burger.
Then rinse, swish and swallow 50/50 maalox and viscous lidocaine (if you can't find any, use benzocaine like adult strength orajel). It'll numb you up, but be careful not to chew your tongue into bloody hamburger.

>> No.12913077

>>12910177
Had some pickled Bhut Jolokia. Intense.

>> No.12913094

>>12912562
that's cheating

you nigger

>> No.12914658

>>12910260
What damage did it do to his lungs?

>> No.12914667

mind over matter pussy. just do it

>> No.12914671

>>12910177
>How can I prepare myself?
Do it like a retard
>mix dry chili powder with vodka
>cover the glass with tinfoil
>cook for 30min at lowest heat
>remove tinfoil
>cook until half of liquid is removed
>enjoy
Just use enough liquid to cover the powder!
The Capsaicin has no alcohol solvent and forms a Capsaicin fat layer right over your taste nerves, fucking you really hard

>> No.12914756

>>12910177
Coat your mouth with candle wax. I saw a guy do it once and it worked.

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>>12914756
I too saw that episode of the simpsons and can confirm it indeed works.

>> No.12914911

Go to the dentist and have him hit you with some novacaine

>> No.12915544

>>12913094
Who the fuck are you? The Marquess of Fucking Queensberry? Did you read the contest rules? No? Then eat shit.

>> No.12915549

>>12914882
Doesn't the wax eventually crack/cake together? It can't be all that good for more than 1-3 peppers.

>> No.12915563

>>12910177
You don’t stand a chance, wh*te boy.
Stick to mayo.

>> No.12917062

>>12910177
Once started eating dont stop or pause even for a second. The heat intensifies if you stop to cry

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>>12912470

>> No.12919729

>>12910177
3 weeks
Hmmmmmm can you get about a kilo of coke to have before and after the competition
Another thing you might try is removing the nerves connected to your taste and smell receptors

>> No.12920702

>>12910260
M A D M A N
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>> No.12920708

>>12910177
coat your mouth with candle wax
you will most def. win

>> No.12920711

>>12910260
I have a nice webm about a vatnik vaping his own sperm and starts to vomit

>> No.12921511

>>12910253
This, I just learned and suffered the consequences of eating whole pepperoccinis like potato chips, it feels like giving yourself an enema with pure magma

>> No.12921928

>>12911177
>>12911135

These two combined.