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I've been in the food "biz" for 20 years and I don't play by the rules. I do what I want in the kitchen and "affect" your food based on my mood like a culinary mood ring.

If i'm in a good mood, I give you an extra tender or more sauce on that spaghetti. But if I've been drinking or my gf dumped me, I can get downright nasty with your vittles. I've been known to befoul your food with my own "excretions" and "emanations", if you will. I simply don't give a fuck and I do what I want, for my kitchen is my domain and you are my victim.

>> No.12908277

>>12908269
That's why you will forever be a line cook

>> No.12908326

>>12908269
>>12908277
OWNED

>> No.12909174

>>12908269
>>12908277
Haha get fucked linecuck.

>> No.12909179

>>12908277
Fpbp

>> No.12909182

>>12908269
So you take your own off the job issues into work? You sound like a bad employee.

>> No.12909190

>>12908269
Lmao at your pitiful power grab. You know that you have next to no status, and cannot affect anyone in a meaningful way You take out your anger on your customers. They are the only people that you have ever had a sliver of power over, and with this attitude I do not see that changing.

Spitting on my food doesn't really do anything bad to me. Unless you are purposefully transmitting a disease, I could really care less.

Anyone who behaves this way has an absolute shit life, and I pity them.

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>>12909190
>Spitting on my food doesn't really do anything bad to me. Unless you are purposefully transmitting a disease, I could really care less.
The absolute state of cucks.

>> No.12909634

>>12908269
The thing is mature and successful people is very unlikely to visit your place. The people you are screwing over are the same tier people as you, you never "owned" the superior people you want to "owned" it's all wishful thinking

>> No.12909650

>>12909303
i have an iron constitution.

>> No.12909660

>>12909303
>will lick a girls asshole but scared of fictional loogies in his burger

>> No.12909663

>>12908269
>badboy
More like a kid

>> No.12909747

>>12908269
>ask foodservice bad boy anything
Why not get a real job and stop shitposting, loser?

>> No.12909767

>>12909660
Eating ass is for cucks and degenerates.

>> No.12909833

>>12909767
Your girl will find someone who does

>> No.12909904

>>12909767
Your fictional girlfriend must be unimpressed with your sex life.

>> No.12909916

>>12909904
eating ass is kind of disgusting, but i know you guys are just being pricks

>> No.12909929

the response to this thread is disappointing

>> No.12909931

>>12909916
Are we?

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12910204

>>12908269

that's a lot of Meth

>> No.12910444

>>12909916
Eating ass taste like licking your arm, theres no special flavor you fucking pussy. Realistically even clean pussy has a stronger taste

>> No.12910448

>>12908269
This is why I only go to restaurants in white areas

>> No.12910468

>>12909303
It really doesn't.
I don't know about it do I. How could it affect me? Yes it's disgusting but it's also a pathetic thing to do unless you come out and tell me what you did. If you don't follow through and do that you're nothing but a sad bitch.

>> No.12910478

>>12910448
That’s what makes chik fil a so strong, yeah the foods basic but do you want a black kids foot lettuce or a white kid to hand you your food with a smile

>> No.12910490

>>12908269
>>12909303
>thinks they're a force to be reckoned with
>thinks others are the cuck despite being a proud linecook/wageslave
>thinks they have a domain and get to decide what they do to people
You're a loser OP, grasping at control over whatever you can hold; even if it's a shit diner.

>> No.12910651

Imagine being around 35 and still working as a line cooking and having such a miserable life.
Holy shit.

>> No.12911418

>>12909833
>>12909904
>Incels unironically believe women like their anus eaten

Yeah, I can't think of anything manlier than licking buttholes, what a turn on!
Guess what people can't stop thinking about anuses?

>> No.12911448

>>12911418
Im >>12909833, girls either think its a good sign that youre willing to do it or it just tickles them. Being a prude isnt something to take pride in

>> No.12911450

>>12911418
>tfw women let incels lick their ass but not this guy

>> No.12911452

>>12911418
I've had my ass eaten. Feels good man. Don't know why women wouldn't enjoy it.

>> No.12911471

>>12911448
>>12911450
>>12911452
You're fucking retarded and know nothing of women.

>I've had my ass eaten. Feels good man. Don't know why women wouldn't enjoy it.
Because it's a fucking male fetish, women don't like butt stuff, period.
And an exception doesn't mean anything since there are men and women out there who enjoy eating shit. Doesn't make it the norm or usual.

>yeah brah make her do enemas or straight up go lick them dingleberries, bitches love it
Ridiculous closet homos.

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>>12911471
>>12911448
Did you even read my post tonguelet? If you dont understand, you never will

>> No.12911531

>>12911489
This one?
>girls either think its a good sign that youre willing to do it or it just tickles them. Being a prude isnt something to take pride in
Nah sorry, more like
>girls will think your a submissive soycuck that enjoys the taste of shit and is not long term relationship material
I hope you at least have money.
Buttstuff has no place in regular heterosexual relationships the exception being fetishists, and most will be male.

Next you'll tell me females love to peg you because they think it's a good sign that you're willing to let them or that it just tickles them and that if you don't like it you're a prude.

The absolute state of closeted homos.

>> No.12911586

>>12911471
>women don't like butt stuff, period.
Incorrect.

>> No.12911621

>>12911586
Source?

>> No.12911633

>>12911621
I've known plenty of women who enjoy a finger in the pooper/getting assfucked.

>> No.12911647

>>12911633
Anecdotic unproven evidence.
I can claim I've known plenty of women who like eating dog shit from the floor in back alleys.

>> No.12911675

>>12911647
>Anecdotic unproven evidence.
This isn't a book report. My personal experience is fine in aiding my argument. I'm sorry your girlfriend won't let you buttfuck her. It's pretty fun from time to time.

>> No.12911684

>>12911675
>I pulled this from my ass and it saved my argument
Holy fuck, thanks for the chuckle.
>yeah uhh, I fuck many many women! yeah haha, I... fuck them in the ass, haha gottem.
Yeah? Well you're a loser, I make 300k a month and have a 20 inch dick, son.

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