/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12904127]

Is /ck/ for or against clever plating? For me it really adds to the atmosphere.

[Anonymous No.12904142]

>>12904127
I get so annoyed by it that I seek it out on social media, hoping to find something that'll trigger me, so I can take a screenshot and post it on 4chan to hopefully land me a lot of pats on my back which I really need as I am terribly lonely and struggle to cope. It's best if said social media posts are made by women or nonwhites, as this will ensure that nearly everyone will validate me

[Anonymous No.12904149]

It's pretty stupid. Just give me a damn plate.

[Anonymous No.12904154]

>>12904127
Nothing looks better than a plain white plate

[Anonymous No.12904158]

>>12904127
Implying I'd be stupid enough to go somewhere that would do this kind of thing in the first place, I'd tell them to take it back and then leave

[Anonymous No.12904159]

[Anonymous No.12904210]

>>12904154
A black plate does

[Anonymous No.12904219]

>pudding
>clearly a dessert sandwich

[Anonymous No.12904253]

>Go to your favorite eatery
>See this
What do?

[Anonymous No.12904257]

That has to be a health violation

[Anonymous No.12904321]

>>12904257
I imagine this is equivalent to eating off of a used paper plate or worse depending on how that tape has been handled

[Anonymous No.12904325]

>2 cookies with cream in between
>”pudding”
Why do brits do this?

[Anonymous No.12904334]

>>12904325
The brits are a strange people.

[Anonymous No.12904336]

>>12904321
>health codes
That's a murrican thing yank.

[Anonymous No.12904343]

>>12904336
Yes the first world does have health standards in eating establishments

[Anonymous No.12904349]

>>12904127
>eating at an HIV restaurant in Canada
What was there to expect?

[Anonymous No.12904357]

>>12904334
>served in a shovel ontop of a plate
Bongs really are fucked in the head.

[Anonymous No.12904365]

>>12904210
>A black plate does
Would you happen to be from northern Europe?

[Anonymous No.12904392]

>>12904127
Not a fan of plating clevers. Just good ol' stainless steel for my. Also, would a plated clever be microwave safe?

[Anonymous No.12904399]

>>12904392
dishwasher safe,, duh; no metallic clever is microwave safe

[Anonymous No.12904408]

>>12904127
>ancient

[Anonymous No.12904413]

>>12904154
I use grey stoneware plates with gold silverware

[Anonymous No.12904416]

>>12904392
Are you trying to type cleaver? What are you saying?

[Anonymous No.12904420]

>>12904334
Based and trainpilled. SteamCHADS turning pisbottling plating autists into foamers.

[Anonymous No.12904429]

>>12904142
You remind me of my step mom who took us to dicks last resort knowing full well what the restaurant was about. She was fuckin pissed off and screamed at the waitress and everyone in the restaurant was laughing at her and she cried.

[Anonymous No.12904443]

>>12904365
Nothing gay imagining what it would be like to be a woman unless you are really serious about it.

[Anonymous No.12904501]

>>12904253
Correct the spelling passive aggressively

[Anonymous No.12904506]

>>12904443
Can you really claim to love girls if you don't self-insert as the girl?

[Anonymous No.12904511]

>>12904127
>served pudding
>pudding
>isnt fucking pudding at all
i hate the british

[Anonymous No.12904521]

>>12904127
>buh dum dum dum
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[Anonymous No.12904537]

>>12904429
Why the fuck do all you Americans on this website have all step parents? Where are the real ones?

[Anonymous No.12904540]

>>12904127
i'd say it depends on the situation. like, the case in your pic seems pretty tarded, but i dont think i'd have any quarrel with >>12904334

[Anonymous No.12904554]

>>12904511
pudding's a synonym of dessert, seppo

[Anonymous No.12904561]

>>12904537
We typically come from broken homes due to divorces or occasionally death from automobile accidents. Personally, my dad was a rapist, but my step-dad died recently so I'm just dadless.

[Anonymous No.12904566]

>>12904561
This nigga got no dads!

[Anonymous No.12904568]

>>12904365
Poor Swedish man doesn't understand that only attractive girls can be hookers and strippers.

[Anonymous No.12904571]

>>12904554
Not in American

[Anonymous No.12904578]

>>12904561
Fucking jews I swear

[Anonymous No.12904585]

>>12904127
>Is /ck/ for or against clever plating? For me it really adds to the atmosphere.
That's not "clever" but unsanitary.
Half of the time, cutting boards as plates are unsanitary as well. Slabs of pink himalayan salt...what, wiped clean from the last guest? Baking cast iron with eat-in-place baby pies? Slate as a serving board for charcuterie? If you see gouges, and they can't dip it in bleach? No, just give me china that was steamed. Those plastic red baskets with just one paper in there? And, the paper is soaked in grease and torn on the bottom? Yea, it's touching a dirty plastic bowl the last customer touched.
I don't care for a jelly roll pan as rustic as a platter unless in an actual BBQ joint selling meat by the pound, and then it's because they are placing that big tray on the scale and adding slices of brisket, then mound up the sides along side it. If you're doing that back in the kitchen to be cute? No. If the cutting board can't catch juices with a well, and you have steak drippings all over the tablecloth? Stop being dumb, chef.

[Anonymous No.12904586]

Reddit tier wewantplates shit. You gay and so is this post

[Anonymous No.12904592]

>>12904561
>not having a Dad
I will pray for you Anon.

[Anonymous No.12904602]

>>12904501
It's the correct British spelling of apologise.

[Anonymous No.12904647]

>>12904566
He had two though. Like how do you even lose TWO dads.

[Anonymous No.12904649]

>>12904416
you’re not being very knife

[Anonymous No.12904667]

>>12904566
that's a very common phrase in the ghetto

[Anonymous No.12904677]

>>12904537
i don't have any my parents are just divorced and never had a relationship again after that for 20 years now

[Anonymous No.12904679]

>>12904127
I've never watched The Bodyguard, but what's clever about this?

[Anonymous No.12904689]

>>12904142
Imagine being this butthurt.

[Anonymous No.12904697]

>>12904325
Pudding can be used as a synonym for dessert.

[Anonymous No.12904703]

>>12904568
or average girls with make up

[Anonymous No.12904710]

Guys, how do you like my pudding?

[Anonymous No.12904713]

There's nothing I love more than pudding.

[Anonymous No.12904714]

>>12904713
That pudding...

[Anonymous No.12904727]

>>12904365
FÖR FAN...

THIS GOD DAMN COUNTRY, PLEASE JUST NUKE US.

[Anonymous No.12904744]

>>12904710
What does pudding even mean in bongland? I thought it means dessert, but yorkshire pudding is not a dessert.

[Anonymous No.12904767]

Yes. I go to restaurants for the atmosphere, not for the food. Therefore, plating that gets in the way of my consumption of the food is merely a trifling matter.

[Anonymous No.12904780]

>served burger and fries on a cutting board
>the fries start spilling onto the table and the floor as the waitress places it on the table
>"can I get some extra fries?"
>"of course"
>never comes back

[Anonymous No.12904784]

>>12904744
"Pudding is a type of food that can be either a dessert or a savoury (salty or spicy) dish that is part of the main meal." - wikipedia

[Anonymous No.12904788]

>>12904767
just don't go to those restaurants then lmao

[Anonymous No.12904791]

>>12904780
How did you pay?
Did you just leave after a while when the lights shut off?

[Anonymous No.12904799]

>>12904791
A different person got me my bill, I didn't feel like arguing and making a scene about a few fries, just left no tip.

Making a scene in public over trivial shit is one of those things that gives me some serious cringe, and I'm weak to cringe.

[Anonymous No.12905198]

>>12904127
That's not even pudding.

[Anonymous No.12905239]

>>12904713
That's a cake. This is pudding.
And it's just "pudding," or "some pudding." Never "a pudding."
Both are desserts, though.

[Anonymous No.12905246]

>>12904334
this would have been real smart if the shovel was used as a pan

[Anonymous No.12905261]

>>12905239
Yes, Americans are known the world over for being the authority on English. You nonce. This is why the world laughs at you.

[Anonymous No.12905262]

>>12905261
>nonce

1066 was a mistake

[Anonymous No.12905272]

>>12905261
>Yes, Americans are known the world over for being the authority on English.
It's true, but mostly, because they're the only English speaking superpower.

[Anonymous No.12905290]

>>12904679
Nothing. It's probably just a random choice. Plating that OP posted isn't really clever. Just pretentious

[Anonymous No.12905293]

>>12904784
So pudding means "any kind of food," then

[Anonymous No.12905295]

>>12905261
Generally speaking yes, as the English can't decide on consistent spelling and grammar on any level, meanwhile American English is very consistent and uniform. No fetus, foetus shenanigans in the US dictionary.

[Anonymous No.12905296]

>>12905272

American English is pigeon english. They remove the u's from words like they need to teach peasants the language.

[Anonymous No.12905298]

>>12905295

America had a lot of peasants in the colonies.

[Anonymous No.12905301]

>>12905293
Took me several Harry Potter books to realize that pudding means dessert in British English.

[Anonymous No.12905306]

>>12905296
American English is more traditional English. The English constantly butchered their own language until it became trash.

[Anonymous No.12905311]

>>12905298
Yes and lots of intellectuals and Chad puritans and Chad trad Catholics, meanwhile the UK had protestant cucks who wanted legalized ntr and lost their super power status to fucking farmers and cannibals.

[Anonymous No.12905313]

>>12905298
America had more scholars, and literate individuals crossing over while the retards stayed in England.

[Anonymous No.12905326]

>>12905311
Nah Eisenhower called up England, and told them that they weren't a superpower anymore after the Suez crisis happened.
They arguably lost the status after ww1 though, but it wasn't official until an American told them to fuck off via telephone.

[Anonymous No.12905338]

>>12905313
imagine believing this

[Anonymous No.12905351]

>>12905338
The US used to have a lot of illiterate tribesmen, and separate waves of non English speaking euros, and slaves. Notice how the literacy rate went up when certain individuals were genocides, and negroes were freed.
The US constantly got smarter while England got islamed.

[Anonymous No.12905367]

>>12905338
That UK illiteracy rate. This is why you retards aren't the authority on English.

[Anonymous No.12905368]

If I had a restaurant I would put every menu in a bag, go out to my guests and hand feed them from that bag. Of course that would limit the amount of guests, but hey.

[Anonymous No.12905376]

>>12904767
>that filename

[Anonymous No.12905378]

>>12905368
This would probably work. Especially if you charged a large premium for camping style bag cooked breakfasts.

[Anonymous No.12905394]

>>12904158
Imagine getting triggered by plates.

[Anonymous No.12905422]

>>12905338
Damn the world is pretty stupid

[Anonymous No.12905423]

>>12904571
Well, they aren't American, are they?

[Anonymous No.12905464]

>>12904561
>Personally, my dad was a rapist.
Dang son

[Anonymous No.12905475]

>>12904554
>>12904697
>>12905261
I'll be pudding my dick in yer mum you fag

[Anonymous No.12905484]

>>12905261
Yes, actually, Webster dictionary is preferred over Oxford by the majority of nations in the world. American English is the gold standard. We took what you started through innovation and perfectionism completed the creation of a uniform language that preserves nuance without pedantic objectionism.

[Anonymous No.12905496]

>>12905484
That's a lot of words to say "I'm fat"

[Anonymous No.12905503]

Well, I thought plating threads were pretty cancerous but you faggots jerking each other off have managed to beat that, well done

[Anonymous No.12905524]

>>12904127
>more like pudding things on VHS tapes

[Anonymous No.12905526]

>>12904127
Weird ass hamburgers but why he call them puddings

[Anonymous No.12905564]

>>12905296
<cough>pidgin<cough>
t. spelling nazi

[Anonymous No.12905620]

>>12904334
How the fuck are you supposed to eat that

[Anonymous No.12905630]

>>12904127
how do they even clean it....?

[Anonymous No.12905633]

>>12905620
It's cropped, the handle isn't long.

[Anonymous No.12905642]

>>12905261
>Yes, Americans are known the world over for being the authority on English. You nonce.
>nonce
Brits can't even understand their own slang

[Anonymous No.12905663]

>>12904127
It's not clever, it's stupid to the point I would not go back to that restaurant. It's fucking annoying trying to eat a burger from a bucket or shellfish out of what is meant to be a mini lobster basket.

[Anonymous No.12905696]

>>12904561
>We
speak for yourself broken home-kun.
My parents are still happily married as are most of my peers' parents.

[Anonymous No.12905740]

>>12904561
>my dad was a rapist
was he the town rapist?

[Anonymous No.12905752]

>>12904127
>clever plating
Just put it on a fucking plate

[Anonymous No.12905789]

>>12905378

>bag cooked breakfast

I wonder if the smell of those paper bags gets into the food somehow.

[Anonymous No.12905795]

>>12904744
Dessert, yorkshire pudding in an exception since the name comes from older times where pudding was some meat sausage type of thing and since it would be cooked with the drippings of meat juice it was called dripping pudding and the pudding has stuck since then.
If someone says pudding just assume it means dessert because besides a small list of holdovers it just does.

[Anonymous No.12905913]

>>12905795
So you're like our retarded Southwest who call all carbonated beverages Coke, so you'll have things like ordering a Pepsi Coke.

[Anonymous No.12905930]

>>12905913
I guess kind of, since it just gives us less variety in our lexicon since we end up with 2 words meaning the same thing. But I don't think it is as bad as calling all carbonated beverages Coke since coke is a pretty specific brand.

[Anonymous No.12905991]

>>12905913
Ahem, southeast, broham. Can confirm growing up asking what kind of coke people wanted.

[Anonymous No.12906035]

>>12905296
cope harder
the wolrd laughs at america for all kinds of reasons. They laugh at you because you talk like retarded children.

[Anonymous No.12906077]

>>12904537
Because they re-marry and then you got 2-3 daddies to buy your love.

[Anonymous No.12906080]

>>12904714
What the fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.12906084]

>>12905261
>nonce
We speak American, you tea-sipping faggot.

[Anonymous No.12906119]

>>12906080
Furry porn.

[Anonymous No.12906149]

I for one enjoy plates.

[Anonymous No.12906155]

>>12904127
>clever plating?

Explain to me what exactly about ice cream sandwiches served on a VHS of the Bodyguard is clever. Go on, do it.

[Anonymous No.12906256]

>>12904727
>taking an obvious shitpost from over 4 years ago seriously
anon pls

[Anonymous No.12906290]

>>12904568
>>12904703
I see 2 people who have made decent life choices up until 4chan bc thats completely fantasy lol

[Anonymous No.12906297]

>>12904554
Just like "Acid-attack" and "Child-grooming gang" is a synonym of "Culture" right?

[Anonymous No.12906302]

>>12904334
Not sure if shovel or American-Sized(TM) spoon

[Anonymous No.12906428]

>>12906297
well, that's just the culture of a particular, rather small portion of subhumans. shame the same can't be said about mass/school shootings and obesity in the us.

[Anonymous No.12906499]

>>12904537
because the previous generations made divorce a commonplace thing. In my highschool, only about half the kids had both their parents still together.

fucking boomers

[Anonymous No.12906502]

>>12905261
shut the fuck up, bong

[Anonymous No.12906543]

>>12905620
Just shove it in.

[Anonymous No.12906556]

>>12906302
Based.

[Anonymous No.12906613]

>>12905338
I like how US dropped slightly. Seems like it was about around... the civil rights movement?

[Anonymous No.12906640]

>>12904127
What the fuck isn't "pudding?"
>>12904585
based sanitaryposter.

[Anonymous No.12906651]

>>12906613
I think it was during WWII.

[Anonymous No.12906689]

I’ve only been to one hipster restaurant that gave us our burgers on cutting boards instead of plates and it was wholly inferior to a plate in every way. Why the fuck would you try to fix something that isn’t broken? Pretentiousness? Dressing up things so it feels less like a ripoff? FUCK HIPSTERS AND FUCK PULLED PORK

[Anonymous No.12906728]

>>12906689
Hey, hey, hipsters are one thing, but leave pulled pork out of it.

[Anonymous No.12906784]

>>12906689
>FUCK PULLED PORK
you've officially crossed the line

[Anonymous No.12906866]

>>12906290
You poor fool. I asked two nerdy manlets out in school (not at the same time) and they both looked at me in a deep disgust.

[Anonymous No.12906888]

>>12906651
even before
my money is on the great depression when a lot of kids had to go to the fields to earn some money

[Anonymous No.12906892]

>>12906866
Welcome to ugly life my ugly friend

[Anonymous No.12906903]

>>12906428
thats supposed to be intentionally ironic right? cause if not.....whew

[Anonymous No.12906934]

>>12906903
>whew
Are you out of breath from reading that sentence mr Obese American man?

[Anonymous No.12906967]

>>12904127
When I worked for a Japanese company here in SoCal, my Japanese coworkers would seethe about not being served Soba on a bamboo mat because it was unhygienic according to US health code.

[Anonymous No.12906994]

>>12904767
imagine if they literally put their shit in there
i would do that
i would put my shit in there and give it to customers
i like to know that people eat my shit
yummy yummy

[Anonymous No.12907026]

>>12904127
If I was served this I would be the server up
WHAM WHAM WHAM
thats what u get server
WHAM CRACK
outplayed
>>12904159
Same with the wank who served this, except in the nuts
CRUNCH

[Anonymous No.12907044]

>>12904325
Why are Americans incapable of reading? The OP says he is in Canada you dunce.

[Anonymous No.12907048]

>>12905620
You shove it in your mouth lol

[Anonymous No.12907054]

>>12904561
based dcad (biological not the dead cuck)

[Anonymous No.12907076]

>>12906866
Checked. Of course nerds in school have unrealistic standards. People who are desperate enough to pay for sex, not always.

[Anonymous No.12907082]

>>12904127
imagine all the crusty hands bacteria that went on that thing before they put the food

[Anonymous No.12907198]

>>12907026
Great hook nosed bastards batman! The fuck did I just read?

[Anonymous No.12907321]

>>12905261
American English is the international language.

[Anonymous No.12907372]

>>12904537
they all get eventually shot in cinemas, shopping malls, etc

[Anonymous No.12907385]

>>12905296
they actually removed them because it was cheaper to print newspapers and signposts with one less letter around

[Anonymous No.12907400]

>>12904127
I like regular plating

[Anonymous No.12907739]

>>12904799
You are the cringe buddy

[Anonymous No.12907777]

>>12907739
no u

[Anonymous No.12907929]

>>12904767
>I didn't order Indian!

[Anonymous No.12908162]

>>12905394
It's a VHS, not a plate. I don't understand how it's even allowed, how do you clean and disinfect a crumbling cardboard sleeve?

[Anonymous No.12908170]

>>12904767
And of course the man wouldn't lift the seat.

[Anonymous No.12908239]

>>12907777
Well, those quads can't be argued with.

[Anonymous No.12908521]

>>12904767
wow a bugs life reference, I don't think i've ever seen one before.

[Anonymous No.12908527]

>>12904537
Do european women actually plan to marry just once? Ours think that is oppression.

[Anonymous No.12908566]

>>12907026
nice job buddy! you got em :)

[Anonymous No.12908585]

How is no one aware that the VHS is wrapped in plastic?

[Anonymous No.12908602]

>>12908585
Is it? it doesn't look to be from the image.
I'd prefer a plate either way, though.

[Anonymous No.12908612]

>>12907026
Nigga y u b feelin up anotha nigga nuts u gay or sum shyt

[Anonymous No.12908619]

>>12908602
I would like a plate too, but if you look at the WB logo at the top of the spine. You can see what looks like plastic. I imagine they have a single sheet of cling wrap or something on it, unless canadian health codes are non-existent.

[Anonymous No.12908625]

>>12904210
Depends on the colours, a white plate is better for the majority, but a black bowl is the only bowl for pumpkin soup. Some sour cream in the centre and a sprinkle of chives around the cream and some sumac on top? Visual perfection.

[Anonymous No.12908639]

>>12904744
>>12905293
>>12905795
pudding basically means something bound with starch and cooked in a mould. it comes from boudin. haggis is a pudding. sausages are a pudding. semantically it shifted to mean the dessert course of a meal - because so many of our desserts are steamed or baked masses of fat and flour - so the savoury 'puddings' we eat are generally quite old dishes developed before the semantic shift occurred.

[Anonymous No.12908640]

>>12908619
I think that's just creases that have formed on the decaying case
No matter how I look at the image I can see no indication of plastic wrap

[Anonymous No.12908642]

>>12904334
>upend a can of baked beans onto a gardening implement with some store bought hash browns, sloppy eggs, the most tasteless of all fungi, and a sausage, and bang the entire motherfucker down onto a plate

THAT'LL BE THIRTY POUNDS STERLING INNIT?

[Anonymous No.12908657]

>>12908642
>the most tasteless of all fungi
i really doubt that's true. either way stop ragging on champignons they're great if you cook them right

[Anonymous No.12908676]

>>12904537
2-parent homes produce well-adjusted young people who do not visit websites like this.

[Anonymous No.12908916]

>>12904585
i thought i was the only one, thank you based hygiene-anon

[Anonymous No.12908921]

>>12904127
This seems like it would not be allowed in the health code.

[Anonymous No.12908934]

>>12905239
Speaking as an American:

You're an idiot and need to shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.12908943]

>>12906866
Did you try working on your personality? Maybe getting more interesting hobbies would have helped.

[Anonymous No.12908953]

>>12905338
This graph is false

[Anonymous No.12909362]

>>12906967
>my Japanese coworkers would seethe about not being served Soba on a bamboo mat because it was unhygienic according to US health code.
U wot m8. I've had soba at a bunch of places in San Diego and almost all of them served it on mats.

I mean fuck, look for yourself
https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/wa-dining-okan-san-diego-2?caption=soba

[Anonymous No.12909417]

>>12905261
you niggers sing in american

[Anonymous No.12910343]

>>12906866
>you poor fool
Based and stoic pilled
You might be a foid but you talk like a based lad

[Anonymous No.12910361]

>>12910343
Post a photo of your own copy, poser!

[Anonymous No.12910394]

>>12910361
I'm not autistic enough to buy it
Maybe one day

[Anonymous No.12910412]

>>12910394
Tundra is actually a surprisingly decent read. Of course, you have to have a little knowledge of /lit/ memes but yeah, it's pretty good for what it is.
Hypersphere isn't bad but it tries a little too hard and doesn't come off as naturally funny the way Tundra does.

[Anonymous No.12910414]

>>12910361
I'm not autistic enough to buy it
Maybe one day

[Anonymous No.12910416]

>>12910414
You were autistic enough to delete and repost that comment, though.
Did the first one have a typo? Do you really think anybody cares?

[Anonymous No.12910422]

>>12910412
/lit/ memes are thristing after lolita thristing after that book girl and saying shitting on any book that is widely accepted as extremely good

/lit/ is the hipster board that being said I did meet a cute girl from their

[Anonymous No.12910424]

>>12904149
why? its cheaper to just buy bulk copies of vhs movies and toss them out when done rather than pay for dishes or even wash dishes.

[Anonymous No.12910425]

>>12910416
I deleted it by accident :^)

[Anonymous No.12910428]

>>12906866
Is this a chick actually trying to make people believe she can struggle? This is 4chan not your boomer parents, we’ve seen what it’s like on the internet for you

[Anonymous No.12910430]

>>12904127
it adds germs and pestilence to your dish.

[Anonymous No.12910439]

>>12910422
That's true now, but there was a bit more nuance to it when Tundra came out.
I'm sure there are free e-book versions if you actually want to read it.

[Anonymous No.12910566]

>>12910439
Il read it if you read it to me

[Anonymous No.12910572]

>>12904334
It’s a tradition from coal stokers who cooked breakfasts (although maybe not exactly what’s in the pic) on there shovels in the ovens they tended.

[Anonymous No.12910577]

>>12910566
Don't believe for a second that I wouldn't, you fag

[Anonymous No.12910581]

>>12904561
...My dad was a rapist

>green text please

[Anonymous No.12910584]

>>12910577
>that I wouldn't

Is that a challenge?
Alright post discord bruh

[Anonymous No.12910588]

>>12904710
It’s crepe!! Get it, crap...crepe, I’ll show myself out.

[Anonymous No.12910592]

>>12910584
I don't like talking into a mic.
How about we meet up at your place instead?

[Anonymous No.12910593]

>>12904713
Not even a good fisting?

[Anonymous No.12910604]

>>12910592
Hmmm sounds like you are reneging on the challenge
How pathetic

[Anonymous No.12910736]

>>12904554
Only to middle class bougies.

[Anonymous No.12910757]

>>12904554
>black pudding is dessert

[Anonymous No.12910875]

>>12909362
>bamboo mats
if you don't reuse the mats, it's ok
that or the health department doesn't know what is going on

Think about it, wood absorbs liquids and liquids harbor bacteria. There is no way to be assured that the bamboo mat has been sanitized.

[Anonymous No.12910900]

>>12904585
Imagine being afraid of a smeckle of dirt

[Anonymous No.12910931]

Oh boy, it's a We Want Plates thread.

[Anonymous No.12910972]

>>12910931
Oh boy, it's some newfig who thinks he'll fit in if heh accuses others of being redditors.
There's a Reddit board for literally everything, you stupid fuck. Nobody but you gives a shit.

[Anonymous No.12911597]

>>12910736
No, to English people

[Anonymous No.12911653]

>>12904336
yeah, fuck us for preventing the spread of disease, you fucking mongrel.

[Anonymous No.12911683]

>>12910972
you're the only one mentioning reddit, newfag.

[Anonymous No.12912163]

>>12906967
>>12908916
>>12904585
Hygienefags are worse than vegans.

[Anonymous No.12912190]

>>12904537
The US has an extremely broken, biased divorce court system that almost incentivizes women to divorce their husband for the gibs. Also a lot of it is our toxic working culture, with women in the workforce, both men and women are expected to bust their ass working for some shitty corporation full time 60 hours a week with 3 vacation days a year and juggle raising a kid. Tell me that wouldn't put a strain on the relationship.

[Anonymous No.12912195]

>>12912163
you probably don't care because you have herpes/hepatitis/GRIDs

[Anonymous No.12912215]

>>12905261
We should have let the Germans starve out your rainy little shtihole.

[Anonymous No.12912427]

>>12912190
Then stop supporting the right which institutes policies to support that economic model, retard.

[Anonymous No.12912481]

>>12904537
We don't get maternity leave and women are encouraged to have both careers and families. The math says we're a nation of overworked drones and that puts a major strain on a lot of relationships. You get married at 28, have a kid by 30, ang get divorced at 35. Your kid is mentally fucked and guess where they end up when you hit your mid 40s?

Shitposting on 4chan

[Anonymous No.12912487]

>>12904679
got their store some attention for free

[Anonymous No.12912498]

>>12912427
Stupid commie.

[Anonymous No.12912499]

>>12905296
We talk like how you niggas talked 300 years ago, (plus the southerners who never learned to read)

[Anonymous No.12912531]

>>12910875
>There is no way to be assured that the bamboo mat has been sanitized.
just autoclave the shit my nigga

[Anonymous No.12912553]

>>12904159
>/ck/ diet plate

[Anonymous No.12912616]

>>12905261
I would rather speak to Americans than inbread snotnosed island cunts who can't open their mouth while speaking because their teeth would fall out.

[Anonymous No.12912694]

>>12904334
step up your shovel game up!

[Anonymous No.12912727]

>>12910572
So keeping up the proud tradition of rich white people appropriating the culture of the poor because they find it amusing.

[Anonymous No.12912731]

>>12910875
So how do places that serve food on cutting boards keep re-using them?

[Anonymous No.12912747]

>>12912731
>that or the health department doesn't know what is going on

[Anonymous No.12912763]

>>12906256
Have you never seen the situation in sweden? They can't describe the appearance of criminals for fear of racism. Families are willingly baring migrant babies.

[Anonymous No.12912764]

>>12905338
>orangeyellow
>purple
>purple again
>blue
>red
>greenblue
>yelloworange
>green
>red again
>blue again

whoever colored this graph needs a kick in the dick

[Anonymous No.12912768]

>>12906428

[Anonymous No.12912770]

>>12912763

Take your Russian propaganda elsewhere. St. Petersburg can't be this desperate.

[Anonymous No.12912773]

>>12906428
Uh ooooh

[Anonymous No.12912775]

>>12912747
Some of these places have been serving food on wood for years without incident, including chains. Are you seriously suggesting that the health department doesn't know that someone is serving food on a cutting board when it's all over their website, yelp page and tagged on instagram?

[Anonymous No.12912781]

>>12912770
>reality is Russian
Nigger, fuck the soviets

[Anonymous No.12912783]

>>12912775
I'm a suggesting that a government agency is incompetent, and staffed by salaried union workers who do the absolute bare minimum?

Yes I am.

[Anonymous No.12912807]

>>12912781

You actually typed nigger. You're 18 aren't you?

[Anonymous No.12912824]

>>12908639
this makes sense thx

[Anonymous No.12912827]

>>12912807
I'm so very sorry for offending you, Jamal, the twitter nigger

[Anonymous No.12912833]

>>12912827

Your life is going to be horrible. Just.. stay at home and die in a basement. Read what you wrote. No one would type that even blind drunk. You're the Charleston car murderer.

[Anonymous No.12912838]

>>12912827

Get used to your new life. You've gone down the road too far.

[Anonymous No.12912844]

>>12912833
Holy shit, why are you so upset, nigger? I'm serious, does nigger offend you? Would moon-cricket be better?

[Anonymous No.12912846]

Theres a fine line between tasteful and hokey.

[Anonymous No.12912856]

>>12912838
Why are you upset?

[Anonymous No.12912864]

>>12912844

I'm a white guy from canada and you people make me sick. You're mentally disabled, they used to call you retarded, but it's more than just stupid, you're angry because you're stupid. You know you'll never matter and you need someone to blame. So it's a visible minority. I'm sure you call black people niggers, and you call asians, zipper heads, yellows, whatever, and you call jews, kikes.

No, I just wish you people would be run through a wood chipper while people explained why your brain was so damaged you couldn't exist in a normal society. Most of it is because of socio-economic suffering. You're a poor moron, who needs "reasons" for being poor. But I still fucking HATE you. I haven't learned how not to hate you yet. That'll be the next generation dealing with you racist garbage.

[Anonymous No.12912866]

>>12912783
It's legal to serve food on certain kinds of wood, you dunkass.

>(A) Except as specified in ¶¶ (B), (C), and (D) of this section, wood
and wood wicker may not be used as a FOOD-CONTACT SURFACE.
>(B) Hard maple or an equivalently hard, close-grained wood may be used for:
>(1) Cutting boards; cutting blocks; bakers' tables; and UTENSILS such as rolling pins, doughnut dowels, salad bowls, and chopsticks; and
>(2) Wooden paddles used in confectionery operations for pressure scraping kettles when manually preparing confections at a temperature of 110oC (230oF) or above.

Bamboo is both fine-grained and classified as a hardwood.

[Anonymous No.12912876]

>>12912844

This is you, asshole. A useless drunk racist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0MKJNWZS6c

[Anonymous No.12912877]

>>12904127
>Is /ck/ for or against clever plating? For me it really adds to the atmosphere.
if you're dating, or not paying
just not in the way OP's pic is done

[Anonymous No.12912897]

>>12912866

How about Birdseye Maple with a Honduras Rosewood inlay?

[Anonymous No.12912901]

>>12912866

I thought bamboo was classified as a grass?

[Anonymous No.12912905]

>>12912901
>I thought bamboo was classified as a grass?
Botanically, sure. As a product it's a fine-grained hardwood.

[Anonymous No.12912907]

>>12912905

So Tomato Tomato. I like it.

[Anonymous No.12912920]

>>12912781
>People votes Hitler into power

Not exactly what happened.

[Anonymous No.12912927]

>>12904334
Cutthroat Kitchen has a restaurant?

[Anonymous No.12912931]

>>12912920
Hitler was democratically elected.

[Anonymous No.12912942]

>>12912931

He fucked over Hindenburg in a legislatural coup. He wasn't democratically elected at all.

[Anonymous No.12912957]

>>12912931

I know you fucking idiots who are probably in your teens regurgitate what you're told instead of studying. None of you can afford college. But listen to people who know more than you and your life might not sink into selling meth.

[Anonymous No.12912988]

>>12912876
Shut up you damn NYYIIIEEEGEERRRR

TAKE THE HARD R ALL THE WAY UP YOUR ASS!!

[Anonymous No.12912993]

>>12912864
Actually I'm college educated, employed, contribute more to society than you do as a first responder, and I'm not living in a shithole like Canada.

Again, why are you upset, nigger?

[Anonymous No.12912997]

>>12912876
Nigger, I'm not clicking that link, get real.

[Anonymous No.12913000]

>>12912993

When you travel from America to Canada, you'll learn why were clean and kind here. Your shithole is full of trailerpark hell holes, billboards on the highways and general 3rd world life. You people live in filth compared to us.

[Anonymous No.12913001]

>>12912864
>A fucking leaf

[Anonymous No.12913005]

>>12912957
Literally your only response to anyone is
>I bet you're poor!
Nigger, do you think guns are free? Ammo is expensive when bought in bulk. Calm down, sperg.

[Anonymous No.12913010]

>>12913005

I'm sure its a large outlay for you paranoid idiots. That doesn't happen here, in the UK, Norway, Denmark, Holland, France, Germany, Sweden, etc.

You're a dying society, just like the USSR. They died from military costs, you'll do the same.

[Anonymous No.12913014]

>>12913000
You also have only a 3.5% black population, you bigot. And you're all poor fags who give what little money you have to the feds. Meanwhile, you produce almost no Nobel prize winners, almost zero medical research or published scientific research, have contributed nothing to the quality of life in the western world due to technological developments, and have virtually no art to speak of.

No wonder you're so upset. Your one contribution to the planet is fries and gravy. Other than that, you're bland, worse America.

t.Kiwi

[Anonymous No.12913022]

>>12913010
Reread your post, try again, dummy.

[Anonymous No.12913024]

>>12913014

Yeah, we were only the aerodrome of democracy, allowed the Manhattan project to exist and support you pieces of shit in everything you ever did. You're dying like your mortal enemy the CCCP. You stared too long into the abyss. And you became that abyss.

[Anonymous No.12913032]

>>12913024
So you're a racist bigot, contribute nothing, and you're loud about it. Also, learn to read, you uneducated, racist nigger.

[Anonymous No.12913036]

>>12913014

You don't don't even know what the DEW line was do you, you fucking kid?

[Anonymous No.12913037]

>>12913000

[Anonymous No.12913038]

ITT A Canadian lets his inferiority complex show.

[Anonymous No.12913041]

>>12913032

Keep going piece of shit, I got fries in the oven. Night night you loser.

[Anonymous No.12913043]

>>12913036
Fries and gravy, r*dditor.
Also, you're projecting hard. It's like when tweens use 'kid' on Xbox live.

[Anonymous No.12913045]

>>12905301
>Harry Potter
lol no fucking way

[Anonymous No.12913049]

>>12913041
I win, you racist nigger.

[Anonymous No.12913051]

>>12913038

Travel to Canada. I dare you. America is a run down third world shithole. You're probably too poor to travel. That's what what is happening. You're too ignorant to know your world is 3rd world.

[Anonymous No.12913055]

>>12913051
I go to Quebec twice a year. It's trashy as fuck. Hence why I go. Also, this isn't reddit, you don't have to double space everything, nigger.

[Anonymous No.12913076]

>>12913055

Montreal or Quebec City are like Europe. It's nothing like the southern shithole you live in. Quebec City is specifically beautiful. Smarten up and lie to others.

[Anonymous No.12913083]

>>12913049
Shit

[Anonymous No.12913089]

>>12912897
how bout you shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.12913095]

>>12913089

You gibbled creatures are life and breath to me. Keep being shit. Please, I beg you.

[Anonymous No.12913096]

>>12913076
I literally go to Quebec twice a year. I probably know it better than you. I have probably fucked more women on picked up on Rue Sainte-Catherine than you have ever kissed. Though, judging by your anger issues, that's not a high bar.
It's trashy, grimy, and mob-ridden.but, the strip clubs are great, and Canada is so poor that the dollar goes extra far.

[Anonymous No.12913103]

What the fuck happened to this thread?

[Anonymous No.12913108]

>>12913103
Canadian inferiority complex and reddit migrants offended by nigger

[Anonymous No.12913115]

And another thing, why are so many Canadians so fucking short?

[Anonymous No.12913128]

>>12912864
Trust me buddy, I wish white guys like you would get shot like the traitors you are. You think minorities don't see what you are? Don't see you selling out your own to try and wheedle your way into a safe position of "ally"
You think anyone trusts you? Look at all the white male feminists who wind up being child molesters or plain rapists. Look at all the white "anti-racists" who think niggers are too stupid to get ID if voter ID laws ever came into play. Nobody likes you, nobody trusts you, and nobody wants you.

And you don't understand that. You don't understand how they could not love you fuckers turning every protest after a black man is shot by a cop into a white whore hogging the bullhorn to sob about trannies and gays, you don't understand why Mexico was so fucking ungrateful when you tried to get Speedy Gonzales banned, and you don't understand why nobody else wants to join your little multicult embarrassment, because you can't understand how other cultures could actually LOVE their cultures and not want it turned into self-congratulatory bootlicking. You think Muslims see the Pope kissing their feet for the cameras and want to see an Imam debase himself with a publicity stunt the same way?

>>12913000
And one more fucking thing. You're not good people if the only reason you're good is to show that you're better than some other guy. That's not good. That's being a smug asshole. Fucking hell I wish Canada would just sink into the sea. I doubt the water level would even notice you're gone and raise accordingly. It'd just sit there, at the same level, with an almost primordial consciousness thinking "wait, isn't there supposed to be a shore here?"

Fuck

Canada

[Anonymous No.12913136]

>>12913103
I'm more offended by the bacon than by all that fucking cheese.

[Anonymous No.12913221]

>>12904253
but my immersion

[Anonymous No.12913222]

>>12912931
he got like 37% of the vote, that's pretty shit anon

[Anonymous No.12913251]

>>12913128
Christ, a literal fag!

[Anonymous No.12913746]

>>12908934
He's right, though. Why would you betray your own kind for brownie points from bongistan?

[Anonymous No.12913764]

>>12905261
>"ghetto" British people put on a Jamaican accent
Why should anybody take you fucking mongoloids seriously?

[Anonymous No.12913770]

>>12904334
dO bRitS ReaLLy DO tHIs?

[Anonymous No.12913786]

>>12904780
how hard is it to not drop your food on the floor you fucking retard?

[Anonymous No.12913812]

>>12904127
That paper cover must be dirty as fuck by now.

[Anonymous No.12913919]

>>12904649
I’m going to rape seed oil your mother

[Anonymous No.12913927]

>>12913919

You canola do that.

[Anonymous No.12913939]

>>12904253
turn 360 and walk out. maybe they also expect me to eat with a fork?

[Anonymous No.12913946]

>>12913939

[Anonymous No.12913975]

>>12904127
The places that serve stuff this way are hipster restaurants that are really fucking overpriced.
I went to one that charged $20 for a stitty deconstructed burger served with nothing but 6 small steak fries. Oh, and it was served on a cutting board.
I don't eat at these dump places anymore, since I can make a GOOD portion of the same food at home with little effort.
Fuck these trendy hipster restaurants that are popping up everywhere.

[Anonymous No.12913976]

>>12906689
We got ours on fucking aluminium trays. Pulling a knife, over a fucking aluminium tray. I asked for a plate because the shit was inedible, not to mention the whole fries spilled out from the paper onto the tray.
Not even polished alu, but some matte, bent and dinged trascan cover I would expect in a mexican prison.

[Anonymous No.12913983]

>>12913975
yes nobody brings up the prices.
Holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.12913995]

>>12904142
fpbp

[Anonymous No.12914024]

>>12905338
But the image proves US literacy rates destroyed the rest of the world including Europe.

[Anonymous No.12914255]

>>12904127
>is /ck/ for or against X?
ask yourself, does X look like fun?
if yes then /ck/ hates it

[Anonymous No.12914262]

>>12904142
hoes mad

[Anonymous No.12914276]

>>12904501
What are you even on?
Put a comma after "control"?
That's not spelling.

[Anonymous No.12914279]

>>12904561
Don't forget drugs and jail!

[Anonymous No.12914285]

>>12906543
>>12907048
>>12905620
>Just shovel it in

[Anonymous No.12914343]

>>12913103
God dammit.
When he cuts in half I'm thinking "shouldn't do that but alright, looks really good, a little bit of s&p and OH MY GOD"

[Anonymous No.12914364]

>Nobody has posted this yet
wtf

[Anonymous No.12914416]

>>12914364
....what's even the point?

[Anonymous No.12914710]

>>12912768
>netherlands
>0.051 per million
That's 1 per 20 million or so. The country doesn't even have that high a population.
0/8 b8

[Anonymous No.12914800]

>>12914255
>fun

[Anonymous No.12914861]

>>12907400
I'll have it without the lot of poorly done post processed blur, thanks.

[Anonymous No.12914873]

>>12914800
you can google words you dont understand
if you're implying i said this plating stuff was fun, then you're lacking any reading comprehension
eitherwise shoo shoo smoothbrain

[Anonymous No.12914876]

>>12910361
Bloody hell, 4chan was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.12914883]

>>12914873
You should google punctuation.

[Anonymous No.12914896]

>>12910343
Is that the book that /lit/ wrote?

[Anonymous No.12914912]

Do they serve food inside of a flowerpot too?

[Anonymous No.12914928]

>>12904210
Despite being 13% of all the kitchen ware, black plates account for more than 50% of the fatal kitchen accidents.

[Anonymous No.12914955]

>>12907929
But it's in a toilet.

[Anonymous No.12914972]

>>12914364
the one that starts with a guy literally slamming a ball of whatever on the table is worse imo

[Anonymous No.12915154]

>>12904727
>>12912763
>>12912781
>>12912827
>>12912844
Fy fan vad du är pinsam. Väx upp tack.

[Anonymous No.12915336]

>>12905261
Didnt you guys elect the director of The Titanic to be your president or something?

[Anonymous No.12915493]

>>12904647
>double de-dadded and left woefully dadless

[Anonymous No.12915741]

>>12912920
That was exactly what happened though, getting a strict majority or not doesn't matter, he was given enough legitimacy through the initial vote to take the reigns of power since everyone else were bickering like dogs.

[Anonymous No.12916035]

>>12908527
They don't, especially not nowadays, but it seems that it's way worse in the US probably because yours have direct exposure to American cultural trash (Kardashians, shitty celebs, Hollywood etc) while we only get it second hand (we don't have as much cultural trash of our own, at least not yet).