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What's some shenanigans you would get into while you worked in the food industry?

>> No.12889599 [DELETED] 

But that wouldn't be a "plain" burger, that would just be a patty

>> No.12889616

>>12889568
This shit happens way to often.

>> No.12889624

I would be all like "choo choo! Here comes the food train!" while moving things around.

>> No.12889672

>>12889568
I learned that the industry word for low-tipping blacks are “canadians” from one of these threads and actually heard staff say it the other day at a diner when a table of them came in.
pretty based.

>> No.12889675

>>12889568
We'd put tails made out of tape, straws, and trash on the IDIOTS, and they would walk around with them without noticing!!!!!
HaHahahHAHa

>> No.12889679

>>12889672
>foreigners
was the whistle.

>> No.12889702

>>12889675
Lol when I worked at a Domino's I would slip pepperoni slices into people's pockets.

>> No.12889713

sex with a cabbage that ended up in coleslaw

>> No.12889718

>>12889713
Muslim spotted.
How's London these days bruv?

>> No.12889730

>>12889718
Its aight blud, busy tonight.

>> No.12889847

>>12889718
Idk, how's breitfart going?

>> No.12889940

I used to get out of work late and do drugs with local bartenders far passed last call.
I still do, but I used to too.

>> No.12889948

>>12889847
>breibart
UK's Muslim problem is a big secret, and only the racists that read fake right wing racist made up news know about it.

>> No.12889951

>>12889568
Wouldn't "plain" imply a burger patty on a bun? They don't even want the bun

>> No.12889985

>get drunk every night before closing
>owners wife sucks me off In exchange for xanax in the employee bathroom
>she starts banging chef later on
>start banging the bartender instead who is the sous chefs gf
>sous chef kills himself in an alcoholic rage when he finds out she's cheating
>quit and find a kitchen in a different town to work in

>> No.12889993

>>12889948
>muh f(au)x scaries
The fuck?

>> No.12890063

I used to work at a resort in it's dying days meant for honeymoons and shit. The only clientele left were lower class scum on a budget from the city that thought it was romantic or shooting a porno. Yeah, you can guess where. Anyways we gave em breakfast in bed, meaning the most beat to fuck nasty wooden boxes re-used over and over. We would get tips once in a while. Amazing how magnanimous some people feel on vacation, we did NOT deserve it. We dishwashers/deliver guys were all either real young or mentally handicapped. And that's how I got pinned down by some uncle fester looking toothless bastard so he could pull down my shorts and fuck my thighs until he came on the back of my apron as garbage burned. I wasn't allowed to leave early that night, but I did quit a few weeks later. Lol, what scamps!

>> No.12890076

>>12889675
oh anon.. I have news for you

>> No.12890093

>>12889985
>>sous chef kills himself in an alcoholic rage when he finds out she's cheating

He should've killed you instead

>> No.12890150

Used to experiment with the fryer during slow periods at night. Best thing we did was battering frozen scoops of chocolate chip cookie dough and frying them. The middle would still cool but the outsides were nice and crisp.

>> No.12890199

>>12890150

Oh fuck oreo cheesecake mix battered and deep fried was the best.

>> No.12890265
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12890265

yeeting boxes
flicking meat bits and glands 30 feet up the belt to see if it makes it back down
sword fighting with full pork loins
playing hockey with frozen pork-chops, you can do some sick dangles with a red shovel
cutting out big abscesses and playing hot potato
building houses out of pork bellies
sculpting intricate human faces and pig heads out of meat slurry that builds up on the machines as they run
figuring out that you there is a specific way to roll a picnic on a skinner so that the left over skin is in the shape of a crude penis every time without losing any speed fucking around
changing the speed on machines once people had a flow going slowly and then cranking it back to where it was, they suddenly feel its going really slow and check it only to be very confused
also I also had to fire one dude for carving a swastika into a ham

guys cook your pork

>> No.12890281

>>12889985
I didn't know Asia Argento was a bartender.

>> No.12890470

>>12889568
Ive worked a bunch of different low-to-mid level jobs.

>eat toppings off of delivery pizzas while driving around
>take naps on pizza boxes with bags of dried rice as pillows
>make multiple large pizzas to take to parties (shitty parties) when I had to close

Basic 17 year old dumb stuff when given too much authority

>> No.12890565

them servers with their laser printers just want to waste your precious ink

>> No.12890637

>>12889568
Our kitchen cooks were lazy and would always bully the new servers to get their drinks for them, and were generally assholes about it. I taught the servers to poke the straw into packets of pickle relish and then stash them in the bottom of the styrofoam cups.
The cooks started getting their own drinks after that

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OP here, fun to read these replys. I feel lame compared to some of you. I use to work at a P.F Changs and would smoke a blunt with my fellow wok cook and we would end up eating a bunch of mangos in the cooler and then be over the flame for multiple hours. I loved and hated it.

>> No.12890935

>>12889993
>muh islamaphobia
It's been zeri days since the last Islamic chimpout.

>> No.12890939

>>12890076
>oh anon.. I have news for you
Well... What is this news that you have?

>> No.12890950

>>12889672
That’s just racist. Then again, that’s why they work there.

>> No.12890988
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Used to drive delivery in a run down neighborhood for a Chinese place. got back one day and mentioned while talking to my middle aged china lady boss that I didn't get many tips. She beckoned me to come closer with her hand and she cusps a hand over my ear and whispers:

"BrRack people"

I miss that place

>> No.12890992

>>12890950
Being racist is linked with food service?

>> No.12890997

>>12890992
work a food service in a town with enough black people and you 'll become a racist too

>> No.12891010 [DELETED] 

>>12890950
Maybe they're racist because niggers prove time and time again why they were ever treated as subhumans in the first place

>> No.12891025
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>>12889568
no no no no no no no

no no no

No. If you work a minimum wage job, you don't get the benefit of the doubt when it comes to intelligence. I am absolutely going to assume you are too inept to understand the word plain when I tell you the word plain, and I will specify exactly what I want. If you were smart, you wouldn't be working as a cook.

In the past, I have ordered plain burgers only for them to come delivered to me with cheese or sauce on it. They don't know what the word plain means, so I have to break it down very simply for them. Sometimes I'll ask for a plain cup of green tea and they'll ask me if I mean "black". They literally have no concept of the word plain.

I don't even bother with the braindead food servants anymore if there is a computer checkout available.

>> No.12891035

>>12891025
What kind of fucking autismo orders tea at cheap burger restaurants

>> No.12891036

>>12891025
>pay cheap money for barely literate retard to make your food
>wtf how did they fuck it up
you get what you pay for

>> No.12891051

>>12891025
'plain' commonly means 'regular' so having them ask if you want it 'black' for confirmation is responsible of them and will prevent complaints.
you being autistic about it however

>> No.12891066

>>12891035
list of restaurants in my town:

Dairy Queen
A & W
Subway
Dominoes
KFC
McDonalds

I don't think I have much of a choice.

>> No.12891068

>>12891051
I don't want it black though. I want it plain.

>> No.12891079

>>12891068
jesus you must have autism
taking your coffee or tea "black" means plain because adding anything to said tea or coffee makes it no longer black

>> No.12891087

>>12891068
yeah but the point is they don't know what you mean by plain so they reword it, its a common miscommunication, and you wouldn't believe the amount of people that think 'plain' means something different than 'do not add anything to it'

if you ask for a regular coffee at most places they'll double check that you mean 1 cream 1 sugar opposed to 2 cream 2 sugar and if you meant black? well shit its a good thing they fucking asked

>> No.12891092

>>12891079
tea isn't black in the first place

>>12891087
>yeah but the point is they don't know what you mean by plain

I know. It's because they're low-level flunkies who don't know English. That's my whole point.

>> No.12891101

>>12891092
then why is black tea just called tea and other colors of tea called by their color

>> No.12891109

>>12891092
green tea isn't but it's a manner of speaking you fucking neet loser.
for someone who's shitting on low iq retard's ,flipping burgers for a living, poor English you seem to be unable to understand a simple "do you want it black" question

>> No.12891115

>>12891101
I was referring to green tea, but in actuality, I know what you think black tea is and it's not what you think it is.

Orange Pekoe/Red Rose isn't black tea, there is a variety of tea that is black, but it's actually uncommon. I've had it too, and it's just okay.

>> No.12891126

>>12889568
Forever and a day, plain coffee has been referred to as black coffee. Try not to be so aspergers.

>> No.12891127
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>>12891115
You have autism anon
>guy asks if you want your tea black or with any sweeteners
>reeeeee it's green tea I WANT IT PLAIN
>continues to fixate on which teas are black or not black

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>>12891127
No, you're just attempting to disparage me because I'm right and you don't like it.

>> No.12891143

>>12891132
See? You're still fixated on whether your tea is black or not
DO
YOU
WANT
YOUR
TEA
BLACK?

>> No.12891184

Kill yourself tea poster, you'd never argue with your server over this minute detail and would just say you want your tea black no matter what kind of tea you actually got

>> No.12891189

>>12891092
you've clearly never worked in the service industry
hell i'm not even sure you've ever had a job

>> No.12891195

>>12889568
I wouldn't work in the food industry because I'm not an illegal alien or stupid.

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>>12889568
>sneaking a shrimp into a coworkers pocket
>dropping bear battered icecubes into the fryer
>playing spook the busboy when we're out of clean bus bins
>throwing dirty plastic across the room into dishpit yelling "think fast"

>> No.12891226

>>12891025
If you're too scared to try anything of your food then go make your own shit faggot. Low IQ fucking retard.

>> No.12891230

>coworker asks for one of my ice teas with sugar
>pour salt into his tea
Devilish

>> No.12891236
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12891236

everyone in this thread can stay mad because tea isn't black

>> No.12891322

>>12891226
Seething wagie
Not even an argument here, just "I'm retarded so don't expect me not to be"
Should've went to college bud

>> No.12891343

>>12891322
>should’ve went to college
How is crippling debt and no job working out for you anon?

>> No.12891544

does anyone here have advice on how to pick up a chick working at a little ceasars?

I am too scared to ask for her number.

>> No.12891552

>>12891544
yeah

don't be scared

>> No.12891573
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>Fried Bologna Sandwich, no bread
Coming right up, boss.

>> No.12891581 [DELETED] 

>>12890950
When your opinion is based on real experience instead of assumed prejudice, it's not racism, it's race realism.

If niggers didn't want to be called niggers they would stop being niggers. They know what they're doing. End of story.

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>>12891025
>anime poster
>calling others braindead
wew lad

>> No.12891606

>>12889568
OP image is dumb.

This would be "plain and dry", not just "plain". Plain is no veggies. Dry is no sauces (ketchup, mustard, mayo, etc.). If someone said, burger, plain, that means no veg but they still want whatever normal default sauce comes on it (typically mustard, mayo at terrible places).

>> No.12891615

>>12891573
how did they fry that without it curling?

>> No.12891635

>>12891583
dont hate on anime just because that guys autistic
that guy would get bullied on /a/ just the same

>> No.12891648

>>12891615
It's just one thick slab

>> No.12891649

don't hate others just because they are right

just remember to focus on being less wrong all the time and these things won't happen to you

>> No.12891703

"No extra cheese"

>> No.12891706

>>12889568
I'd just right Burger - No Top

>> No.12891725

>>12890988
>>12889672
Having worked in the service industry, while it's true black people are less likely to tip, they aren't the worst offenders. Like sometimes you'll get a well to do black businessman who tips cause he feels large.

No, the people who always fuss, never tip, are always trouble regardless of their social and economic class - that is, even the rich fuckers are like this - are Indians. Red Dot's not Woo-Woo's. Indians are fucking fucked m8. It's not their fault, it's their culture - they expect to fucking barter and haggle for everything where they come from, so when they come to the land of fixed prices where the price is the price and the employee has to suck their dick they just roll over you instinctively, like a dog that's been hit too many times and only knows how to bite the human hand

>> No.12891730

>>12891725
>the price is the price
>btw you have to tip as well btw

>> No.12891740

>>12891730
stop being such a jew, Aarav

>> No.12892276

>>12890093
but he didn't because he was a faggot cuck like you

>> No.12892279

>>12890997
>ANYTHING a ANY PLACE in a ANYWHERE with enough black people and you 'll become a racist too
fixed

>> No.12892288

>>12889568
I know someone who ordered a plain chicken burger in mcdicks and when he got home home they had literally just given him an empty bun

>> No.12892355
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>Bobby: What do you mean you don’t make side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don’t you?
>Waitress: Would you like to talk to the manager?
>Bobby: You’ve got bread and a toaster of some kind?
>Waitress: I don’t make the rules.
>Bobby: Okay, I’ll make it as easy for you as I can. I’d like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce and a cup of coffee.
>Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
>Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven’t broken any rules.
>Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
>Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.

>> No.12892415

>>12890281
She sure as fuck isn't an actress.

>> No.12892472 [DELETED] 

>>12890950
haha you think a whole race of people were discriminated against because of their skin? No, it was their actions.

I had the luxury of growing up with friends from every race and creed. I had polish friends, Italian, Mexican, Irish, Muslim and Indian friends as a child.

The second I became 'friends' with a black kid, they did stupid nigger shit all the time and we stopped being friends with them.

Stupid nigger shit:
>destroying your property
>harming your pets
>trying to steal from you

Fuck niggers, forever and eternally.

>> No.12892554

>>12892472
relax

>> No.12893065

>>12891581
it doesn't help them stop being niggers when you call them niggers though.

>> No.12893080

>>12891635
anime is 99% complete utter trash
anyone who says they're into anime is braindead because it means they consume more than the 1%.

>> No.12893083

>>12893065
Nigger means black. Expecting blacks to not be black is not only racist but retarded

>> No.12893104 [DELETED] 

>>12893083
no, nigger is a culture.

>> No.12893118

>>12893080
the 1% is miyazaki right?
iirc he has talked about just how much he hates the escapist nature of the industry in general.

>> No.12893142

>>12893104
No it's literally a color

>> No.12893161

>>12889951
It's what I would send out. I would tell the server to ring in "burger plain no bun or patty only"

>> No.12893175

>>12890150
I used to jam frozen smuckers uncrustables in the waffle iron. Kind of a sticky mess to eat but good for a calorie fix. I wouldn't ever dick around with the fryers too much because I'm usually the dude who has to clean them, but because of that I'll use it towards the end of the oils life cycle to make recipes that shred the oil quality, like wings in a fish sauce maple syrup and OJ marinade.

>> No.12893506

>>12891025
I work in fast food and i have had to change how i speak to people specifically because of retards like you who dont understand basic terms about the shit they order.

>> No.12893533

>>12891079
Nobody orders tea “black” because that isn’t a thing.

>> No.12893546

>>12893533
Not true, I worked as a barista and plenty of boomers would order "a cuppa tea, black please" of course this meant black tea with nothing in it.

>> No.12893558

>>12893546
FUCK boomers

>> No.12893883

>>12891725
This. Indians are fucking cunts. Smelly rude cunts.

>> No.12893920

Used to cum in people's food.

>> No.12893966

Not really shenanigans but I worked at a pastry shop and bread bakery while I was at uni. I used to trade pastries to the pizza place down the way for a container of toppings or the taco place for some seasoned beef and bake pizza or taco twirls (basically cinnamon rolls, just with pizza/taco stuff as fillings rather than cinnamon sugar) back at work for myself and my coworkers.
I miss bartering within the community.

>> No.12894044

>>12890997
Being a fucking cuck

>> No.12894052 [DELETED] 

>>12893083
Kill yourself whitey

>> No.12894204

>>12894052
you will never not be a nigger

>> No.12894231

I used to work at a casino buffet. One old asian guy was being a total prick on top of trying to stay at his table till we closed. Cleared his table every time he got up and took ALL of his shit to lost and found. Just getting a wallet back takes half an hour so he was there for a while. It was dumb and petty of me but fuck that guy

>> No.12894236

>>12891079
>jesus you must have autism
Ah, I see you too are one of lesser intellect who calls those who actually understands the words he uses an asshole who cares too much about the semantics of words.
People like you are the reason literally now has a definition of its antonym even when not used as a hyperbole. DIAF.

>> No.12894251

>>12891066
You miserable little man.

>> No.12894253

>>12894052
It's interesting that now that everyone has to pretend that white people are inferior 'white' has become a racial slur equivalent to nigger

>> No.12894267

>buddy of mine wants the night off
>i call in to his work telling the boss i got a group of soccer kids and parents coming in around dinner time that will be 30-40 strong
>boss waves away customers and closes shop to prepare for their arrival
>friend gets the day off and gets to laugh at his boss
Come to think of it I have done that alot for my friend. Prank calling his work is like clockwork now.

>> No.12895178

>>12889568
Me and my friend would abuse our amphetamine meds and zoom around the kitchen yelling "speed and agility" "speed in the chili?"

>> No.12895216

>>12890935
>.t mudslime

>> No.12895310

>>12894253
>first generation of racemix breeding obliterates wh*te characteristics
>wh*tes superior
Umm,natural selection would like a word with you, Cletus, lol!

>> No.12896442

At McD's person orders Hamburg no pickles, expects freshly made one,nope just take one already made and remove the pickles

>> No.12896532

>>12889940
mitch hedberg joke, nice

>> No.12896560

>>12893506
Explain. Sounds like a good story.

>> No.12897372

>>12889568
getting hep and/or aids from sharing needles and having bareback sex with coworkers (male and female).

>> No.12897414

>>12891143
nah, green. too late for caffeine.