The Future

[Anonymous No.12880480]

EAT BUGS

AND DRINK FROM THE TOILET

[Anonymous No.12880516]

there's nothing wrong with cockroach milk tbqh

[Anonymous No.12880521]

>toilet alcohol
>eating bugs

Are we being eased into something dystopian?

[Anonymous No.12880527]

>>12880480
HELL YEAH BREH

[Anonymous No.12880535]

I wish all journalists drank from the toilet and then die

[Anonymous No.12880553]

>>12880480
Treating sewage water to return as drinking water just makes sense. Dumping it and waiting for the rain to bring it back is silly.

[Anonymous No.12880561]

>>12880480
all water is recycled toilet water
it's just heavily treated first to remove waste
what a stupid article

[Anonymous No.12880574]

>>12880521

I wouldn't worry about it, goy.

[Anonymous No.12880579]

>>12880521
It's just a coincidence

[Anonymous No.12880591]

>>12880521

[Anonymous No.12880599]

>>12880480
>EAT BUGS
>
>AND DRINK FROM THE TOILET
This is dangerously close to idiocracy. OP is probably about the same IQ.

[Anonymous No.12880608]

>>12880516
I finally get to use this thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.12881065]

>>12880608
m-mommy

[Anonymous No.12881113]

>>12880553
Thats 90% of what happens to water if a city has access to a river. They clean it and dump it into the river and then cities can draw "clean" drinking water x feet from the dump pipe.

[Anonymous No.12881117]

>>12880480
They're just trying to see how far they can push us at this point.

[Anonymous No.12881127]

>>12880608
Thank you for posting this

[Anonymous No.12881128]

>>12880480
What stupid clickbait, in many cities all tapwater is treated and recycled sewage water anyway

[Anonymous No.12881142]

>>12880521
The future is going to be cyberpunk without any of the fun
Just unmitigated corporate power, unchecked mass surveillance, and no real food

[Anonymous No.12881216]

>>12880480
Every
Single
Time

[Anonymous No.12881256]

>yfw all water was toilet water at some point
Pasteur already figured this shit out like a thousand years ago.

[Anonymous No.12882348]

>>12880480
>>12881216
WE MUST EXTERMINATE THE JEWS

[Anonymous No.12882355]

>>12880521
I wouldn't worry about it goy

[Anonymous No.12882387]

>>12880480
the water that goes to your toilet is the same water that goes to all the other faucets, and all goes to the same place when it's done

[Anonymous No.12882392]

>>12880521
How is eating bugs dystopian? That makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.12882401]

>>12880579
If it's made of maggots it's not really a meat alternative is it?

[Anonymous No.12882415]

>>12880480
you're schizophrenic

[Anonymous No.12882418]

>>12880521
sorry to break it to you schizo but if you've ever drank tap water or taken a shower you've ingested recycled sewer water
dumbass

[Anonymous No.12882479]

>>12882415
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING KIKE

[Anonymous No.12882483]

>>12880480
FUCK YOU KIKE

[Anonymous No.12882489]

>>12880521
clown world

[Anonymous No.12882510]

>>12880579

[Anonymous No.12882520]

>>12882418
You're rather quick to levy an accusation of schizophrenia at someone when you can't even form a full sentence!

[Anonymous No.12882533]

>>12882520
t. illiterate schizo

[Anonymous No.12882559]

>>12880521
SOYLENT GREEN IS GRASSHOPPERS

[Anonymous No.12882691]

>>12880480
gosh I better end my career soon with grades so I'm chosen as a space colonist asap

[Anonymous No.12882707]

>>12882520
Dude you're levying accusations of a conspiracy you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.12882715]

>>12880480
That's the problem with these UN faggots and their high budgets. They have nothing better to do except bring others down to their eating shit level, instead of helping others to get up. That's why the UN is irrelevant and they should move to Brussels or France, in other words, get the fuck out of New York.

[Anonymous No.12882726]

>>12882707
So you formally deny there's a conspiracy to make people turn themselves into slaves?

[Anonymous No.12882756]

>>12882726
How often do see flying saucers and lizard people and when was the last time you tuned into alex jones?

[Anonymous No.12882759]

>>12880480
I toured the OB brewery in Korea and one thing they were very proud about was they recycled their wastewater to use for brewing the beer. This was a long time ago Idk if they still do that, though. To me it's not a big deal given how filthy most municipal water sources are.

[Anonymous No.12882774]

>>12882759
i leik beer

[Anonymous No.12882780]

>>12882756
>flying saucers
Every time I throw some crockery, so never. Breaking plates is wasteful. Better to wash them.

[Anonymous No.12882801]

>>12882780
Make sure to get the proper glaze, the yellow is the best.
Here's a good OTR one that you might like, it's about the yellow glaze.
'The Potters of Firsk' by Dimension X
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AILhAJKVqPE

[Anonymous No.12882806]

>>12880521
Yes, as a result of climate change.

[Anonymous No.12883153]

>>12882510
sauce ?

[Anonymous No.12883165]

>>12881216
thank god there's an extra tax on all food items so that a rabbi can come bless everything we've ever eaten with the same mouth that's sucked literally thousands of mutilated baby dicks

also all hummus from the grocery store benefits israel directly. make your own

[Anonymous No.12883171]

>>12880480
I feel like it would have tasted as least as good if they'd made it with tap water, though.

>>12880535
Second.

[Anonymous No.12883172]

>>12880521
Objectively thinking, insects aren't any more dystopian than eating the carcass of a dead cow.
For some reason, people also don't have issues with seafood, even though it's basically the same shit, except from a pool.

[Anonymous No.12883178]

>>12883172
>muh insects = seafood
Absolute rubbish, crabs have meat, spiders do not, cockroaches do not, crickets do not

[Anonymous No.12883200]

>>12883178
Literally the same shit, except in a bigger package.

[Anonymous No.12883208]

only whye pepo do this though

[Anonymous No.12883241]

>>12883172
>>12883200
Yeah man there all arthropods so they're all the same thing. Just like how elephants and humans are the same because we both have spinal cords (chordata).

[Anonymous No.12883263]

>>12883241
Okay, how're they not the same thing, except in your imagination?
Both feast on rotting shit, btw.

[Anonymous No.12883264]

>>12883200
>but muh classification
Oh spiders have meat now do they? Fuck off

[Anonymous No.12883268]

>>12882707
>implying the left doesn’t work under a white pipo conspiracy
>implying jews aren’t the richest race
>implying this book didn’t come true

[Anonymous No.12883272]

>>12883264
They do have muscles, yes.

[Anonymous No.12883279]

>>12883272
Show me some spider meat shill

[Anonymous No.12883283]

>>12883279
See, it's the same white stuff.

[Anonymous No.12883310]

>>12883279
Kind of a strange scene. It's not like that's the gnarliest thing they ate on that train.

[Anonymous No.12883322]

>>12881142
all the fun in cyberpunk comes from committing illegal activity, just become a criminal and it will literally be cyberpunk manifest

[Anonymous No.12883479]

>>12883153
Sadpanda (C86) [Kaiten Sommelier (13.)] Shiritsu Risshin Gakuen Oshiri no Nama Onaho Sakusen. | Private Risshin Academy Operation "Living Anal Sleeve" (Shiritsu Risshin Gakuen ~Seishori Iin Soushuuhen~) [English] [biribiri]

[Anonymous No.12883480]

>>12883322
You won't be able to get away with shit like you would in fiction

[Anonymous No.12883483]

>>12880521
goy, what made you think that? OH look the new star wars is coming out soon! go check that out

[Anonymous No.12883502]

>>12883172
Nobody's listening, Turk.

[Anonymous No.12883509]

>>12883263

[Anonymous No.12883514]

>>12883509

[Anonymous No.12883517]

>>12883480
Not with that attitude

[Anonymous No.12883523]

>>12883322
They'll make it so anyone is a criminal, that way they can arrest you whenever they want.

[Anonymous No.12883586]

>>12882806
>You have to eat maggots and toilet water because the chinks and russians will never agree to reduce emissions, and democrats refuse to embrace nuclear

[Anonymous No.12883642]

>>12883172
The difference is that shrimps and lobsters and scallops and whatnot have MEAT in them, not goop

[Anonymous No.12883649]

Yea uuhhh can I get a pee coke with ice and a urinal cake also a dead wasp and fly burger don't forget the sawdust pressed bun

[Anonymous No.12883654]

>>12883586
Let’s not pretend environmental problems are only because we’re letting 5 billion niggers industrialize instead of culling them so our limited resources will last a hot minute.

[Anonymous No.12883658]

>>12883654
Arent*

[Anonymous No.12883682]

>>12883654
Not just the environment, but endangered animals as well. Who do you think funds wild life protection? This fatass. Who do you think is killing them off en masse for profit? Fucking criminal niggers.

[Anonymous No.12883690]

>>12880480
Gives new meaning to the term "piss water."

[Anonymous No.12883720]

>>12883682
>protect wildlife by murdering endangered species for trophies
Carnist "logic" everyone!

[Anonymous No.12883784]

>>12883720
Guy like him are the ones that finance the local anti poaching organisations. Without that money pleb niggers will kill and harvest anything they can get their hands on.

[Anonymous No.12883803]

>>12883523
I guess everyone's gonna have a lot of fun then

[Anonymous No.12883816]

>>12880480
figures, it's not like there's much of a difference between literal sewage and beer

[Anonymous No.12883838]

>>12880579
arent maggots already just tiny sausages? why make them bigger? its like turning mini corn into regular corn, it just doesnt make sense

[Anonymous No.12883845]

>>12880480
Why do Jew want us to eat bugs? I get why they push shit like cuckholding, but how will bug sausages deteriorate society?

[Anonymous No.12883847]

>>12883264
poor spider people :(

[Anonymous No.12883854]

>>12883720
Big game hunters are the only ones protecting the wild life and our only chance at a real life Jurassic park. Niggers are trash in human form.

[Anonymous No.12883889]

>Something is proven safe and/or nutritious to eat or drink
>EWW BUGS ARE GROSS IT'S A CONSPIRACY TO DEGENERATE SOCIETY AAAH
Fuckin' LOL.

[Anonymous No.12883890]

>>12883854
Their money is, not them. Big difference.

[Anonymous No.12883906]

>>12883165
All? I thought it was just (((sabra))).

[Anonymous No.12883917]

>>12883889
I've eaten and enjoyed escamole before, but I sure as fuck don't want to eat that all my life.

[Anonymous No.12883939]

>>12883917
No one said that.

[Anonymous No.12883958]

>>12883890
They spend their money with the intention of both preserving nature by employing the labor of others, and also to harvest the fruits of nature by hunting big game.
If you disagree about their intentions, you're completely uninformed on the politics of hunting and fishing in the west.

[Anonymous No.12883977]

>>12883958
>with the intention of both preserving nature
Lmao, they just want to shoot shit. Everything else is bullshit window dressing.
They'd just donate money without doing the hunting trip if their intentions were genuinely pure.

[Anonymous No.12884001]

>>12883977
Cringingly infantile worldview.
They don't need pure intentions. They can both want to shoot animals for fun, and also preserve the existence of those animals sp they can shoot them again next year or a decade from now.

[Anonymous No.12884011]

>>12880480
>this is the future your elites promise you
>also growing consumers to exploit new markets

[Anonymous No.12884076]

>>12883977
Doesn't matter if their intentions are pure or not if it means the species survives. If you only relied on donations from people that had "pure" intentions for the survival of a species, they'd all be gone in a decade, because people don't give much of a shit about animals that they're never going to see outside of a zoo in their lifetime.

[Anonymous No.12884089]

>>12884001
>They can both want to shoot animals for fun, and also preserve the existence of those animals sp they can shoot them again next year or a decade from now.
Exactly, so they just want to shoot shit.

[Anonymous No.12884105]

>>12884001
Big game trophy hunters are almost as scummy as poachers.

[Anonymous No.12884106]

>>12883322
>just become a criminal and it will literally be cyberpunk manifest

You won't be able to become a criminal. What China is doing so overtly, the rest of the developed world is doing covertly. Middle eastern states get derided for being highly authoritative and with high levels of surveillance but their capacity to spy on citizens is nothing in comparison to draconian China or the 'freedom loving liberal paradise' of the USA.

[Anonymous No.12884111]

>>12884105
There is no way a thinking, informed person can come to this conclusion.

[Anonymous No.12884120]

>>12884106
Despite what propagandists want you to think, crime is still rampant in China. Those dystopian technologies they have exist only to suppress dissent against the Party, not stop people from doing wrong.

[Anonymous No.12884172]

You guys haven't seen shit yet

>Anyone who watched TV4's After Five on Tuesday may have been, to say the least, surprised. There was presented an idea to start eating people.

>The feature is about the fair "Gastro Summit - about the future of food" in Stockholm, where the behavioral scientist Magnus Söderlund holds seminars on the possibility of eating human flesh - to "save the climate".

>- What makes most of us react instinctively with disgust when talking about eating human flesh to save the climate ?, wonders host Tilde de Paula.

>Magnus Söderlund answers:

-> First of all, it is that this person who is to be eaten must be dead.

>One problem could be that dead bodies overall are taboo. In addition, criticism arises against defiling a dead body. Another explanation, says Söderlund, is that many are "slightly conservative" when it comes to eating something they are not used to, ie other people.

>The conclusion is that it can be difficult to get the Swedes to become cannibals for the sake of the climate. However, according to the researcher, it is important from a sustainability perspective to discuss different options for the future.

Sweden is turning into peak clown world as we speak

[Anonymous No.12884179]

>>12880579
Gonna be honest. If they look/taste good and cook well I don't see the problem. It's all about the quality.

[Anonymous No.12884203]

>>12884172
>Sweden is turning into peak clown world as we speak
Imagine being dumb enough to think he was actually being serious.

[Anonymous No.12884214]

>>12884172
all I read was
>food scientist plagurizes jonathan swifts' a modest proposal

[Anonymous No.12884312]

>>12882392
The western man does not eat insects, it is beneath him.

[Anonymous No.12884339]

>>12883165
how to make good hummus?
guessing buy a can of garbonzo/chick peas, olive oil and garlic and just blend that shit?

[Anonymous No.12884347]

>>12884339
you also need tahini and garlic

[Anonymous No.12884351]

>>12884347
sorry meant lemon juice not garlic

[Anonymous No.12884368]

>>12884347
>>12884351
>tahini
Looks easy enough to make.
I might actually try to make some soon.
I generally don't eat hummus too often but maybe making it myself would push me to. Too bad I like to eat it with naan and I can't into baking/don't have a tandoor.

[Anonymous No.12884387]

>>12882418
Depends where you live.

[Anonymous No.12884414]

>>12884106
Looks like Person of Interest.

[Anonymous No.12884422]

>>12884172
I'd rather eat people before I start eating insects.

[Anonymous No.12884443]

>>12880521
Eating meat is evil, goy. Eat bugs instead so the little meat that is allowed to be produced will go to us good folk.

[Anonymous No.12884453]

>>12880521
The African population is going to be the majority of the world's population in a couple of decades. Our overlord elitists demand us to accommodate for them when they immigrate over here.

[Anonymous No.12884462]

>eat bugs
>drink toilet water
Environmentalists are mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.12884555]

>>12880480
It's recycled water you retard. Fuck your clickbait article.

[Anonymous No.12884589]

>>12884555
All water is recycled if you want to get pedantic about it.

[Anonymous No.12884684]

Uh, having made beer quite a bit how the fuck could you use water with even MORE goddamn microrganisms that aren't the intended yeast? It already fails sometimes without a "mother" just from unintentional lack of sterility. Which means he's using way more of the mother than usual to force population dynamics, that or spending unequal carbon to power some kind of sterilizer...unless he's exposing it to a cobalt-60 source or something? Which would take hours and I'm not sure environmentalists would approve of the cobalt-60 production process, carbon free but they'd be dumb about it anyway because nuclear.

How the fuck does toilet beer work?

[Anonymous No.12884692]

>>12880480
>city bumpkin doesn't realize that the majority of their water is already reclaimed and processed from toilets

[Anonymous No.12884704]

>>12884684
they literally use tap water and then can claim this water is from the toilet/"treated" sewage.

[Anonymous No.12884787]

>>12884106
>You won't be able to become a criminal
anyone who believes this doesnt deserve this site
wherever there's any kind of preventative measure in place, people will strive to get around it if only for the simple act of doing so
it's been that way throughout history and it'll continue to be like that until there's nobody left to continue

[Anonymous No.12884802]

>>12884704
>they literally use tap water and then can claim this water is from the toilet/"treated" sewage
They can claim it because it's true.

[Anonymous No.12884821]

>>12884802
well yes that is what I said

[Anonymous No.12885009]

>>12883889
>it's safe to eat so it should replace all your food
Fookin lel

[Anonymous No.12885333]

SHUT UP AND DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD

[Anonymous No.12885756]

>>12881216
It ticks every meme box.

[Anonymous No.12885889]

>>12882418
I never drank out the toilet, dumbass

[Anonymous No.12885996]

>>12880521
>Are we being eased into something dystopian?
I'd say we're in freefall, but we've long passed terminal velocity.

[Anonymous No.12886037]

>>12883200
>>12883172

There's a reason that nobody but third world savages eat bugs. I would also like to add that shellfish were considered shit tier as well, until a relentless marketing campaign suddenly had them as a """delicacy""". And have you ever seen anyone enjoy lobster that wasn't saturated with butter?

[Anonymous No.12886187]

>>12886037
Yes. Me.

[Anonymous No.12886309]

>>12884106
One of the hallmarks of the cyberpunk genre is dropping out of the system and going off the grid. Who cares if they suspend your license or put a flag on your SSN. You exist within the margins of society now, only surfacing to take what you need to survive and then scurrying back into the underworld.

[Anonymous No.12886959]

>>12885009
>so it should replace all your food
???

[Anonymous No.12886979]

>>12880480
Imagine the estrogen levels in that beer from Stacy's contraceptive ridden piss. It's gotta be 100x higher than soy milk

[Anonymous No.12887734]

>>12880480
>recycled sewer water
Isn't that exactly what comes from everyone's tap?

[Anonymous No.12889430]

>>12887734
Exactly. Everyone knows that already, and surely the """journalist""" knew that, as well. If he knows we know, and we know he knows, then the headline is trying to imply that we should drink uncleaned toilet bowl water.

(((They))) don't need to fool everyone every time; they just need to fool most people with one of several things, to keep them from putting everything together.

[Anonymous No.12889527]

>>12889430
You would think so, but the article is about how the brewery is for trialing a sewage treatment plant and it's a really great creation and will hopefully be rolled out at a larger scale in the future to save the planet.

[Anonymous No.12889601]

>>12889527
So it's just hate click farming, then.

[Anonymous No.12889626]

>>12880516
uh it’s not readily available and prohibitively expensive to produce so that’s something wrong with it

[Anonymous No.12889870]

>>12883200
>2012: Race is a social construct!
>2019: Species is a social construct!

[Anonymous No.12889902]

>>12883682
How many cubs do you think that older male lion would have killed had he lived a couple more years? There’s literally nothing wrong with a responsible and sustainable game management program. Problems arise when shitskins become aware that you can sell rhino horn powder or elephant tail for a tidy profit. That’s when their lack of understanding of the concept of “the future” manifests itself and they begin slaughtering everything in sight without a second thought because they’re incapable of delaying gratification. This is likely an evolutionary trait that results from living mostly in areas with a relatively stable climate and not much difference between seasons and an abundance of natural resources. They never evolved to store grain for the next season because they never had to.

[Anonymous No.12890086]

>>12889870
I mean before that people used to commonly group arachnids and insects together, but go off.

[Anonymous No.12891572]

>>12883523
This has already happened.

[Anonymous No.12891594]

>>12883523
No they won't, but they'll make it a crime to not have your faced logged on the facial recognition system. Then you'll be arrested as soon as the camera can't identify you, and they'll put your face on the system before sending you to prison.

[Anonymous No.12891596]

>>12883200
From an experiential point of view, those are not the same. Sorry libs.

[Anonymous No.12891600]

>>12883310
I read it was meant to be poopoo but then got changed.

[Anonymous No.12891602]

>>12889870
a fish is a fish
a mammal is a mammal
a bug is a bug
simple

[Anonymous No.12891667]

>>12881142
we already mostly got the first two and it just a question of time before the third

[Anonymous No.12891680]

>>12882726
there no conspiracy you dumb fuck, they openly do it in front of everyone since forever

[Anonymous No.12891710]

>>12884422
good ole soylent green

[Anonymous No.12891757]

>>12883682
What's the stick for, attaching a washcloth to?

[Anonymous No.12892960]

>>12884203
It may seem like a joke to you, but I assure you, Swedes are this fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.12892979]

>>12880480
You seem to be confused, Republicans are the ones who endorse drinking toilet water.

[Anonymous No.12892995]

>>12887734
Wow no, why would you ever live somewhere that doesn't take their water from an aquifer or other natural sources? Enjoy your toilet water kek

[Anonymous No.12893001]

>>12880521
They want you to internalize dehumanization. "It's okay that I have nothing, i'm a disgusting subhuman who eats bugs, how could I expect anything better? Only the chosen people are humans"

[Anonymous No.12893947]

>>12892960
t. dumb fuck yank breitbart reader

[Anonymous No.12893965]

>>12880521

Socialist utopia in action.

[Anonymous No.12893967]

>>12880561
Only for you plebs. My drinking water is from the ice hauled from the asteroid belt. My kidneys are the first kidneys that water has ever gone through and I wouldn't have it in any other way.

[Anonymous No.12893979]

>>12883283
So now we need a lobster sized spiders for easier spider meat farming.

[Anonymous No.12894005]

>>12881142
1 and 3 are a contradiction. Many of the most powerful corporations are the ones fighting against the sustainable bugs and toilet beer.

[Anonymous No.12894026]

>>12884453

They tell white people not to have kids, and to import n*ggers from n*gger shitholes, instead.

[Anonymous No.12895091]

>>12892960
Jesus christ americans are fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.12895252]

>>12882726
>>So you formally deny there's a conspiracy to make people turn themselves into slaves?
It's not a conspiracy when practically everyone in this country knows, loves, and praises it for "lifting billions of people from poverty". The same logic which westerners (or at least Americans) have used to justify this system is now being turned against them when they meet the developing world rises to competitor status in the markets and the military. Boomerisms have become stale and the only advice left to follow in this system is to work harder and subjugate ourselves to self-imposed slavery. Or we could just throw this entire system overboard.

[Anonymous No.12895708]

>>12880553
We are so conceited we shit in our most important resource. Then drink it. Gob bless america

[Anonymous No.12895846]

>>12895252
There is some sound advice in that, but then come the boomerist bullshit designed to turn you into a slave paid scraps for your real hourly wage. How cucked would you have to be to subscribe to that shit? Working hard for the success of a young organisation you help to build is one thing.
But imagine starting at the bottom thinking you are going to get ahead by slaving away doing unpaid overtime on a salary in the hope that you might get recognised for it while Boomerstein and the family members he gave vanity positions made just for them smoke Cohibos to celebrate their Christmas bonus.

[Anonymous No.12895855]

>>12895846
Cohibas* fuck