/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12835768]

Imagine being this based

[Anonymous No.12835781]

>has eaten 25,000 big macs
>is skinny as a stick
>BUT FAST FOOD IS BAD FOR YOU!!!11! EAT MORE SOY! MEAT IS UNSUSTAINABLE!!!

[Anonymous No.12835786]

i remember watching supersize me and always wondering how the fuck this guy was so skinny

[Anonymous No.12835807]

>>12835781
>skinny means healthy

[Anonymous No.12835808]

>>12835781
>>12835786

He only eats like one, lardasses.

[Anonymous No.12835817]

>>12835808
not so dummy, usually 2 or 3. He talks about how when he goes all he has to do is hold up how many fingers worth he wants worth of big macs and the workers at his local all know him
u dum

[Anonymous No.12835819]

>>12835781
mediocre bait. have a (you)

[Anonymous No.12835827]

>>12835768
i always wondered how this man lives on still. Dude probably just loves burgers

[Anonymous No.12835835]

This guy is to Big Macs what Warren Buffet is to Coca-Cola. Teach their own. Just do you.

[Anonymous No.12835847]

>>12835808
that's mathematically impossible.

[Anonymous No.12835861]

Remember, a hamburger is a man's friend

[Anonymous No.12835867]

>>12835768
Nothing like an amerilard to induce a nice vomit purge of the digestive tract.

[Anonymous No.12835870]

>>12835786
maybe because supersize me was an alcoholic retard eating 4000 calories per day to impress his vegan girlfriend

[Anonymous No.12835878]

>>12835870
supersize me was just spurlock being a fucking madman forcing himself to do that. Nobody eats mcdonalds every fucking day for a month, but him doing that was just torture

[Anonymous No.12835885]

>>12835867
>if hillary won, this dinner would have been food poisoning inducing ~authentic~ mexican food and white guilt

[Anonymous No.12835896]

>>12835878
he was deliberately overeating and even then he didn't disclose that he was getting hammered on vodka every night too

[Anonymous No.12835951]

>>12835786
Because he doesn't get fries. He only get a burger

[Anonymous No.12836080]

>>12835781
My eyes have been opened anon. I will be a good goym and eat a mac for every meal of my life.

[Anonymous No.12836100]

>>12835768
And Big Macs aren't even good.

[Anonymous No.12836105]

>>12835867
Do I see Wendy's back there too?

[Anonymous No.12836146]

>>12835896
source?

[Anonymous No.12836158]

Looks like filthy Frank

[Anonymous No.12836164]

>>12836146
Ask your mom

[Anonymous No.12836176]

he eats a few per day but a big mac itself is only around 500 calories.
he has a lardass wife who eats all the fries and soft drinks lmao.

[Anonymous No.12836370]

>>12835867
Holy shit is this real? If so this is the most infinitely, eternally, divinely based picture of all time.

[Anonymous No.12836439]

>>12836164
she didn't have a source either

[Anonymous No.12836462]

>>12835835
>Teach their own

[Anonymous No.12836488]

>>12836370
https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-serves-fast-food-in-white-house-2019-1

[Anonymous No.12836526]

>>12835768
He looks like one of the most boomer looking people I've seen.

[Anonymous No.12836539]

>>12835768
didnt that guy propose to his then gf in a mcdonalds parking lot?

[Anonymous No.12836748]

Just count calories idiots. One bigmac is ok, but add large fries and a large coke and it's very different.
Also bigmac isnt that huge, some burger menus almost reach your daily recommended caloric intake.

[Anonymous No.12836771]

>>12835867
Makes one wonder what $65,000 worth of "hot dogs" flown in from Chicago for a private, late night night party at the White House really means...

[Anonymous No.12836857]

>>12835807
In many cases it does. Excess fat is terrible for the heart and other organs

[Anonymous No.12836966]

>kept every receipt
That's not proof that he actually ate them

[Anonymous No.12836983]

>>12835781
Big Macs are only like 600 calories. It's fairly reasonable as a meal.

[Anonymous No.12836993]

>>12836176
Yeah, big mac is the least offensive item on the entire mcdonalds menu. I'm not surprised to learn about his obese wife.

[Anonymous No.12837043]

>>12836370
Where the fuck have you been? This shit was spammed nonstop for over a month across /pol/, /ck/, and various unrelated boards.

[Anonymous No.12837048]

>>12836966
It'd be a pretty retarded waste of money to just toss them.

[Anonymous No.12837114]

>>12836966
>fooled the world into thinking he ate 25k burgers
That's more impressive, if anything.

[Anonymous No.12837122]

>>12837048
Maybe he just picks the receipts from the bin or his friends.

[Anonymous No.12838029]

>>12835808
it says he he eats 25000 in the picture

[Anonymous No.12838037]

>>12838029
IN ONE SITTING? HOW HAS THIS MAN NOT EXPLODED MISTER CREOSOTE-STYLE

[Anonymous No.12838042]

why do people like big mac that much?

its THE WORST burger in macdonalds

it tastes of nothing but bread, mayo and sadness

[Anonymous No.12838060]

>>12838037

[Anonymous No.12838069]

>>12838042
They are godawful things. The best burger at McDick's is the quarter pounder deluxe. Although that Spanish McExtreme sandwich is giving it a run for its money. Real, actual cheese really does a lot for a burger.

[Anonymous No.12838098]

>>12835768
So 1000 bigmc it's ~3 burgers a year every day.
25 years 3 bigmc every day. This guy must take a title of most boring fuck too.

[Anonymous No.12838121]

>>12838029
made me kek

According to wikipedia he is over 30,000 now
he is 65 years old
>Gorske claims that after getting his first car, the first place he went to was a McDonald's on May 17, 1972
so since 17-05-1972 there has been approx 17,250 days

He eats 1.7 per day

[Anonymous No.12838130]

>>12835817
He probably didn't supersize the fries and drink shakes

[Anonymous No.12838143]

>>12838130
I don't think he gets anything other than the burgers

[Anonymous No.12838149]

>>12838143
Yeah, they're probably one of the least unhealthy thing there. The bun is mostly air, not a huge amount of carbs. A salad with dressing is probably more calories. The fries and drinks are the worst since they're empty calories and calorically dense.

[Anonymous No.12838152]

>>12838143
>>12838130
Nevermind, he seems to always have a coke but never fries
>FRIES MAKE YOU FAT

[Anonymous No.12838164]

>>12838152
Supersizing the coke and making it a combo is what would fuck him. A regular sized drink with ice isn't going to make you fat. It's the fuckers with supersized fries refilling their drink twice before they leave that get the beetus. Especially if he was an alcoholic on top, and deliberately overeating. He's just a simple man enjoying his burgers and soda.

[Anonymous No.12838171]

>>12835768
It has definitely been nothing but a compulsive habit at this point. Nobody would not get bored of the taste. One entire meal a day consumed by the same mechanical repetition, just because you don't want to let go of a pattern you have maintained.

[Anonymous No.12838176]

this is old old old old old news
tl;dr was that fries make you fat

[Anonymous No.12838454]

>>12836370
Cringe

[Anonymous No.12838463]

>>12838176
>tl;dr was that fries make you fat
only if they're making up excess calories. some guy literally had a diet mainly consisting of twinkies and still lost weight because he was counting calories. you can eat the healthiest food but still gain weight if you're eating too much.

[Anonymous No.12838465]

>>12838463
This sounds suspiciously like the exact same argument fat acceptance fags make.

[Anonymous No.12838509]

>>12838164
I hate soft drinks.
I've been drinking water so long that Maccas cokes taste like sugar syrup.
I get the BK combos that come without drinks and just have water or beer with it

[Anonymous No.12838514]

>>12838509
Yeah, I feel like it leaves a film on my teeth. Makes me uncomfortable, I want to rinse my mouth out.

[Anonymous No.12838711]

>>12836857
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17332780

[Anonymous No.12838733]

>>12835768
Those big macs give him such beautiful hair

[Anonymous No.12838744]

>>12836370
>McPresident offering a banquet of room temperature fast food is based

Imagine going to the White House for this. It's bad enough you're meeting the shittiest president, but you don't even get a meal marginally better than hitting up a drive-thru?

[Anonymous No.12838761]

>>12838744
Stay home, I'll eat your share

[Anonymous No.12838850]

>>12838744
Jimmy Carter wasn't there though?

[Anonymous No.12838923]

>>12838465
How so?

[Anonymous No.12838938]

>>12838463
>>12838465
http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/11/08/twinkie.diet.professor/index.html

For 10 weeks, Mark Haub, a professor of human nutrition at Kansas State University, ate one of these sugary cakelets every three hours, instead of meals. To add variety in his steady stream of Hostess and Little Debbie snacks, Haub munched on Doritos chips, sugary cereals and Oreos, too.

His premise: That in weight loss, pure calorie counting is what matters most -- not the nutritional value of the food.

The premise held up: On his "convenience store diet," he shed 27 pounds in two months.

For a class project, Haub limited himself to less than 1,800 calories a day. A man of Haub's pre-dieting size usually consumes about 2,600 calories daily. So he followed a basic principle of weight loss: He consumed significantly fewer calories than he burned.

His body mass index went from 28.8, considered overweight, to 24.9, which is normal. He now weighs 174 pounds.

But you might expect other indicators of health would have suffered. Not so.

Haub's "bad" cholesterol, or LDL, dropped 20 percent and his "good" cholesterol, or HDL, increased by 20 percent. He reduced the level of triglycerides, which are a form of fat, by 39 percent.

"That's where the head scratching comes," Haub said. "What does that mean? Does that mean I'm healthier? Or does it mean how we define health from a biology standpoint, that we're missing something?"

Despite his temporary success, Haub does not recommend replicating his snack-centric diet.

"I'm not geared to say this is a good thing to do," he said. "I'm stuck in the middle. I guess that's the frustrating part. I can't give a concrete answer. There's not enough information to do that."

Two-thirds of his total intake came from junk food. He also took a multivitamin pill and drank a protein shake daily. And he ate vegetables, typically a can of green beans or three to four celery stalks.

[Anonymous No.12838940]

>>12838938
Families who live in food deserts have limited access to fresh fruits and vegetables, so they often rely on the kind of food Haub was eating.

"These foods are consumed by lots of people," he said. "It may be an issue of portion size and moderation rather than total removal. I just think it's unrealistic to expect people to totally drop these foods for vegetables and fruits. It may be healthy, but not realistic."

Haub's body fat dropped from 33.4 to 24.9 percent. This posed the question: What matters more for weight loss, the quantity or quality of calories?

His success is probably a result of caloric reduction, said Dawn Jackson Blatner, a dietitian in Chicago, Illinois.

"It's a great reminder for weight loss that calories count," she said. "Is that the bottom line to being healthy? That's another story."

Blatner, a spokeswoman for the American Dietetic Association, said she's not surprised to hear Haub's health markers improved even when he loaded up on processed snack cakes.

Being overweight is the central problem that leads to complications like high blood pressure, diabetes and high cholesterol, she said.

"When you lose weight, regardless of how you're doing it -- even if it's with packaged foods, generally you will see these markers improve when weight loss has improved," she said.

Before jumping on the Ding Dong bandwagon, Blatner warned of health concerns.

"There are things we can't measure," said Blatner, questioning how the lack of fruits and vegetables could affect long-term health. "How much does that affect the risk for cancer? We can't measure how diet changes affect our health."

[Anonymous No.12838943]

>>12838940
On August 25, Haub, 41, started his cake diet focusing on portion control.

"I'm eating to the point of need and pushing the plate or wrapper away," he said.

He intended the trial to last a month as a teaching tool for his class. As he lost weight, Haub continued the diet until he reached a normal body mass index.

Before his Twinkie diet, he tried to eat a healthy diet that included whole grains, dietary fiber, berries and bananas, vegetables and occasional treats like pizza.

"There seems to be a disconnect between eating healthy and being healthy," Haub said. "It may not be the same. I was eating healthier, but I wasn't healthy. I was eating too much."

He maintained the same level of moderate physical activity as before going on the diet. (Haub does not have any ties to the snack cake companies.)

To avoid setting a bad example for his kids, Haub ate vegetables in front of his family. Away from the dinner table, he usually unwrapped his meals.

Study: U.S. obesity rate will hit 42 percent

Haub monitored his body composition, blood pressure, cholesterol and glucose, and updated his progress on his Facebook page, Professor Haub's diet experiment.

To curb calories, he avoided meat, whole grains and fruits. Once he started adding meat into the diet four weeks ago, his cholesterol level increased.

Haub plans to add about 300 calories to his daily intake now that he's done with the diet. But he's not ditching snack cakes altogether. Despite his weight loss, Haub feels ambivalence.

"I wish I could say the outcomes are unhealthy. I wish I could say it's healthy. I'm not confident enough in doing that. That frustrates a lot of people. One side says it's irresponsible. It is unhealthy, but the data doesn't say that."

[Anonymous No.12838945]

>>12838938
>>12838940
>>12838943
tl;dr
CALORIES IN
CALORIES OUT

[Anonymous No.12838946]

>>12836857
His heart must be completely yellow out this point for all the cholesterol. I wouldn't be surprised that he had some form of atherosclerosis

[Anonymous No.12838949]

is there anything better than a day old big mac?

[Anonymous No.12838987]

>>12836370
election tourists...

[Anonymous No.12838992]

>>12835768
>>12835781
>>12835786
25,000 in a lifetime.
The man is 65 years old according to a Google search.
Let's presume he started this lifestyle at age 20, meaning it's 45 years of Big Macin'. That means 385 Big Macs a year, or a bit over one Big Mac a day.

[Anonymous No.12839055]

>>12838992
he hit 30k last year so it'd be around 469 a year

[Anonymous No.12839067]

>>12839055
That's still about 1.3 big Macs a day on average, which is not insane (presuming he doesn't take a side of fries/soda with it). A Big Mac a day for lunch, maybe two if he's feeling naughty.

[Anonymous No.12839089]

>>12839067
he only eats the big mac he doesnt get fries or a coke
he says he will buy multiple big macs for the week and eat them at home

[Anonymous No.12839090]

>>12835781
>At his doctor visit on April 26, 2011, his first since 1985, his cholesterol level was 156 mg/dl, which is below the average of 208 mg/dl
why am i wasting my time cooking food?

[Anonymous No.12839357]

>>12835867
>they got wendys too
fucking based

[Anonymous No.12839358]

>>12839090
You're wasting your time not exercising

[Anonymous No.12839386]

>>12835867
>Liberals and Hilldawgs are STILL seething over the White House Fast Food Feast
The football players who earned the right to go weren't upset so why are you? You weren't even there.

[Anonymous No.12839393]

>>12838744
>I'm so angry on behalf of these other people!!! It doesn't matter if they enjoyed it or were at worst ambivalent of the experience! DRUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.12839404]

>>12838940
>>12838938
This is interesting, was just wondering about this kind of simple CI/CO scenario today. It’s funny his cholesterol numbers improved during this but that may just be due to much lower throughput.

Going on the snack cake diet ASAP.

[Anonymous No.12839408]

>>12839386
>>12839393
No one is angry except for sensitive /pol/tards. Trump is such a joke of a president that it's comical.

[Anonymous No.12839418]

>>12835768
cute feet

[Anonymous No.12839472]

>>12839418
wonder what his toes would taste like in my mouth

[Anonymous No.12839698]

>>12836771
>65,000 worth of "hot dogs" flown in from Chicago for a private, late night night party at the White House
Never happened. Literally the same level of nonsense as pizzagate.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/obama-65000-hot-dogs/

[Anonymous No.12839740]

>>12835768
It's weird how the article concerns big macs but in the picture it's just every mcdonald's burger and very few of them seem to be big macs.

I don't even think he's holding a big mac.

[Anonymous No.12840034]

>>12839698
>snopes

[Anonymous No.12840148]

>>12836983
This it's the soda that fucks people up

[Anonymous No.12841508]

>>12838992
He said he started when he got a big mac to celebrate getting his drivers license.

[Anonymous No.12841593]

>>12835867
Dear Lord Baby Jesus.

[Anonymous No.12841876]

>>12838761
i dont envy a thing about murica , but i see that image and think "god ,why wasnt i born american?"

[Anonymous No.12841922]

>>12838946
Nigga you think cavemen were trimming fat off the wild pig they just slaughtered because fat and cholesterol is bad for us? There is no conclusive proof that dietary cholesterol impacts serum levels outside of patients with history of high cholesterol. As far as the scientific evidence suggests at this point, if you're healthy cholesterol is fine. But still people are scared to eat two eggs in the same day.

[Anonymous No.12841973]

>>12839386
Neither were most of the players.

[Anonymous No.12842153]

>>12841922
When starvation is a more pressing concern than heart disease (not that they would even know what that is-- if someone dropped dead, they were just dead), anything that isn't acutely poisonous is good for you. To an anorexic, a cinnabun is very healthy.
>There is no conclusive proof that dietary cholesterol impacts serum levels outside of patients with history of high cholesterol
It depends a lot on the study design, but the evidence is strong enough that it's been possible to create a formula to estimate the impact.
https://pdfs.semanticscholar.org/f23d/787252a77369c3c588f0cd0a3fa658d80b21.pdf
If you want more detail on what I mean by study design, here's a video that goes into it. Keep in mind that the vast majority of studies that report no influence of cholesterol or egg yolks on serum cholesterol are funded by the egg industry and intentionally use these sorts of designs, knowing that they'll cause a null result.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuRnT_ojwQU

[Anonymous No.12842157]

>>12841922
>>12842153
And, of course, saturated fat is well accepted as an obvious influencer of serum cholesterol levels (not sure why you didn't mention that and just brought up dietary cholesterol)
https://www.bmj.com/content/314/7074/112.long

[Anonymous No.12842159]

>>12841922
>There is no conclusive proof that dietary cholesterol impacts serum levels outside of patients with history of high cholesterol.
Flagrant lie

[Anonymous No.12842323]

>>12842153
Woah, scientific analysis is currently forbidden in the US. Enjoy your fbi visit at 4 AM.

[Anonymous No.12842603]

>>12835878
Spurlock claimed he ate 4k cal a day, but also clained he ate 3 neals a day. No 3 meals add up to 4k

[Anonymous No.12842618]

>>12840148
And fries don't forget the fries

[Anonymous No.12842734]

>>12836526
>boomer
>longass hair
>neck bear
>no socks
He's a HIPPY FAG anon, not a boomer.
Boomer's hate him and his ilk.