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12808589 No.12808589 [Reply] [Original]

Why do boomers love gas stoves so much? They stink up the house and threaten to explode or erupt into flames every time you turn one on.

>> No.12808598

Reminds them of your mothers cunt

>> No.12808611

They produce more heat so you don't have to cook like a stupid cunt. You can run a small wok if you want. You wouldn't know that clearly because you don't know a fucking thing about cooking. I've been wanting a gas grill for years.

>> No.12808633

>>12808611
I'm not running a chinese restaurant, nigger. I don't need to flip a wok over a flame to make the food I want.

>> No.12808677

>>12808633

Whatever, white trash. I'm white and even I can recognize white trash talk.

>> No.12808682
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>>12808633

Go make your grilled cheese, Gummo.

>> No.12808688

>>12808633

You got that possum for dinner tonight?

>> No.12808713

>>12808589
>They stink up the house
What the fuck are you doing?
>threaten to explode or erupt into flames every time you turn one on
Hahahahahah. I can imagine sliding a firearm across the table towards you as you scream in fear that it will somehow go off on its own. You up for mandating dull ceramic rounded knives because only professionals need pointed steel? Hahaha.

>> No.12808718

>>12808589
They want to be able to Plath themselves at a moments notice

>> No.12808720

>>12808677
No actual white person has to preface their sentence with a declaration of their whiteness. It's inherent. You have brown nipples and an inability to digest lactose, dirty pavement-ape.

>> No.12808737

>>12808589
this lazy ass thread again

>> No.12808775

>>12808611
>i can flippy flip my awesome wok and tilt the pan, wow i'm so in control! what a pro i am!