/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12797580]

I'm convinced no one actually fucking eats this shit
It exists solely to pretend supermarkets are selling healthier alternatives that are neither healthier or different in reality

[Anonymous No.12797587]

I worked in a grocery store and people did indeed buy it. I saw them buy it and if they didn't buy it we wouldn't waste our money stocking it.

[Anonymous No.12797597]

>>12797587
>I x 2
>we
>our

[Anonymous No.12797598]

>>12797597
disclaimer: I OP did not make this grammar post

[Anonymous No.12797602]

>>12797587
they were tricked into buying it because they never tasted it before

[Anonymous No.12797604]

>>12797597
i mean this whole sentence works if you read it properly, the i is referring to him personally, the we and our are referring to the grocery shop as a whole

[Anonymous No.12797606]

>>12797597
We just call it stocking product in "the business". We(the store) stock this, we stock that. Like we(the store) stopped stocking this type of mustard because no one bought it.

[Anonymous No.12797610]

>>12797606
do people actually buy mustard outside of party events

[Anonymous No.12797621]

>buying 90% peanut butter
While natural peanut butter is slightly less convenient it's also 99.99% peanut solids and oils. It tastes better.
There's no reason to eat the jif/skippy "natural" unless you don't want hydrogenated oils, the peanut butter is still being cut and it still tastes like shit.

[Anonymous No.12797624]

>>12797610
For sandwiches maybe or on pretzels.

[Anonymous No.12797637]

>>12797580
Hippies buy it
They don't like the sugar content of normal peanut butter

[Anonymous No.12797640]

>>12797621
agreed

[Anonymous No.12797647]

>>12797621
My dad is the type that buys pre-diced onions and bags of peeled boiled eggs so he buys this stuff exactly because it's more convenient and also 'healthy' so my mom won't give him shit.

[Anonymous No.12797656]

>>12797647
most people will be like "how dumb" but the reality is supermarkets sometimes charge the same thing for packaged and unpackaged produce
for example a 4pack of peppers wrapped in plastic being the same price as peppers you pick yourself
shit's mind boggling

[Anonymous No.12797680]

Good peanut butter has only three ingredients:

Peanuts
Oil
Salt

And yes it does need oil and salt. Sugar however is unnecessary.

What you do if you like peanut butter but can’t be arsed making it yourself is look up those hippie health food companies online, and buy in bulk. Don’t worry, if you eat a lot of it you will use it up long before it goes bad.

You might consider buying PB without either oil or salt preadded so you can add your own quantity to taste.

[Anonymous No.12797697]

>>12797580
how it's pronounced? gif or gif?

[Anonymous No.12797703]

>>12797680
but the peanut butter will oxidise and the taste will change without sugar to sweeten it

[Anonymous No.12797708]

>>12797697
gif, fool

[Anonymous No.12797732]

>>12797580
have a jar on top of my fridge right now

[Anonymous No.12797738]

>>12797732
and it's full cause no one's touched it

[Anonymous No.12797749]

>>12797597
Thats a grammatically correct sentence retard

[Anonymous No.12797753]

>>12797680
>And yes it does need oil
The peanut has enough oil all on its own. What you're eating is something that's been processed down to the bare legal minimum requirement to still be called "peanut butter" in the United States all so they can double dip and sell the removed peanut oil wholesale while they water down your "peanut butter" with vegetable oil filler.
You might as well buy ground beef that's 10% sawdust.

[Anonymous No.12797783]

>>12797580
All of the "natural" big brand PBs including Jif are basically the same as the conventional PB. The only difference is they substitute the added Fully Hydrogenated Vegetable Oils (Rapeseed And Soybean) for Palm Oil instead. This is why is doesn't separate in the jar even if though the label would suggest it does.

[Anonymous No.12797940]

>>12797783
why doesn't it seperate?

[Anonymous No.12798074]

>>12797783
It also has real sugar you fucking dildo. Stop acting like it’s not better for you especially when it’s lacking soy

[Anonymous No.12798131]

the only ingredient in peanut butter should be dark roasted peanuts

[Anonymous No.12798197]

>>12798131
as opposed to light roasted peanuts?

[Anonymous No.12798225]

>>12797580
This is literally the only peanutbutter I buy

[Anonymous No.12798228]

>>12798074
it's not supposed to have sugar

[Anonymous No.12798229]

>contains 90% peanut

What the fuck is the rest of this shit?
I can't stand the sweetened gross ass fake creamy shit my mom use to buy when I was a kid.

[Anonymous No.12798247]

>>12798074
How is added monosaccharides or disaccharides good at all retard? Also there is nothing wrong with soy dipshit.

[Anonymous No.12798259]

>>12798247
>Also there is nothing wrong with soy

[Anonymous No.12798319]

>>12797680
>And yes it does need oil
No it literally does not need extra oil.

[Anonymous No.12798329]

>>12798247
>Also there is nothing wrong with soy

[Anonymous No.12798336]

>>12798329
kys for real

[Anonymous No.12798344]

>>12798336
>actually replying to retarded /pol/ bait.

Why bro. Just why.

[Anonymous No.12798349]

>>12798344
he needs to know i want him to kill himself

[Anonymous No.12798352]

>>12798349
I mean, he should. Especially since he thinks added sugar is somehow a good thing and definitely better than soy bean products, but still.

[Anonymous No.12798360]

>>12798352
>sugar bad
>woman leader good

[Anonymous No.12798380]

>>12797580
I literally had some today.

[Anonymous No.12798392]

>>12798360
Sugar is bad dipshit, just like high levels of saturated fats. If you're eating more than 2 or 3 tablespoons worth in a meal, you're doing it very wrong.

Also nice projection assuming I voted for Hillary.

[Anonymous No.12798408]

>>12797580
If you buy peanut butter with more than one ingredient you are a fucking moron

[Anonymous No.12798414]

>>12797580
I’ve had it. It was mostly tasteless.

[Anonymous No.12798516]

>>12798392
>pseud understanding of nutrition
>projecting
>rebbit spacing

[Anonymous No.12798527]

>>12798392
>Sugar is bad
based californian public school retard

[Anonymous No.12798550]

the processed peanut butter is the best tasting. 'natural' peanut butters are spoiled and taste rancid.

[Anonymous No.12798639]

>>12797580
I eat this stuff all the time. I think it tastes better than regular jiff. Granted im a normalfag who has only ever really eaten Jiff and Natural Jiff so idk

[Anonymous No.12798764]

>>12798639
>normalfag
>on /ck/
you're already forgone from normalville

[Anonymous No.12798805]

>>12798516
literally no body of health recommends simple carbs in any amount. WHO even suggests over 10% of your kcal coming from said carbs is too much.

[Anonymous No.12798825]

>>12798805

[Anonymous No.12798877]

>>12798247
>Also there is nothing wrong with soy dipshit.

[Anonymous No.12798884]

>the active ingredients in soy – isoflavones – are phytoestrogens – plant-based compounds that behave much like estrogens.
>Estrogens are hormones that are heavily involved in a woman’s reproductive system. Men’s bodies produce estrogens too, but at much lower amounts.
>Still, some men worry that consuming phytoestrogens may reduce their testosterone levels. Low testosterone can be linked to diminished sex drive, erectile dysfunction, reduced muscle mass, depression, fatigue, and osteoporosis.

[Anonymous No.12798891]

>>12798884
now post the rest where no body of evidence exists that normal food use of soybeans is associated with lower testosterone cuck.

[Anonymous No.12798912]

>>12798891
>soy addicting
>calling others cucks
thank you newfriend /v/ery cool of you

[Anonymous No.12799015]

>>12798912
>It is unclear if phytoestrogens have any effect on male sexuality, with conflicting results about the potential effects of isoflavones originating from soy. A 2010 meta-analysis of fifteen placebo-controlled studies said that "neither soy foods nor isoflavone supplements alter measures of bioavailable testosterone concentrations in men."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phytoestrogen#Males

stupid faggot. just eat normal levels of soybeans and literally nothing bad will happen.

[Anonymous No.12799029]

>>12797580
how is it healthier? i buy natural peanut butter sometimes because it has a different consistency and taste, not because of any purported health benefits that i've never read or heard about

[Anonymous No.12799032]

>>12799015
Ironic advertising is still advertising

[Anonymous No.12799051]

I like it because its a little less sweet.

[Anonymous No.12799515]

>>12797580
What is the best PB you can get from a store?

[Anonymous No.12799527]

>>12799515
skippy

[Anonymous No.12799922]

>>12797580
any american product that isn't saturated with sugar is an improvement

[Anonymous No.12799924]

>>12797580
That's the only peanut butter I've eaten for about 3 years now

[Anonymous No.12799947]

>>12799515

Whichever is just peanuts and salt.

[Anonymous No.12799961]

I buy this shit, I rarely put peanut butter on anything. Mostly a snack food for me.

[Anonymous No.12799994]

>>12797703
Keep it in the fridge.

[Anonymous No.12800268]

>>12797708
>he mispronounces "gif"

[Anonymous No.12801661]

>>12799994
savage

[Anonymous No.12801788]

>>12797580

I like natural smuckers, I'm 99% sure there's no difference but the oil makes it spread smoother

[Anonymous No.12801797]

>>12797597
I (the person) worked at a store.
We (the store) stocked it.

See how easy that was?

[Anonymous No.12803102]

My black friend who does MMA does, it's like the only thing he'll eat

[Anonymous No.12803115]

I don't even care about peanut butter. Almond butter is way better.

[Anonymous No.12803120]

>>12797580
Creamy>Chunky

[Anonymous No.12803190]

>>12803120
Peanut butter is such a weird food. Chunky is great and creamy is inedible.

[Anonymous No.12803199]

>>12803120
WRONG

[Anonymous No.12803218]

>>12803199
>Chunky nut shit ruining my creamy butter
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.12803232]

>>12803218
>mouth cemented shut
Why would you want this?

[Anonymous No.12803348]

>>12803120
based
>>12803190
>>12803199
>>12803232
tastelets

[Anonymous No.12803376]

>>12803348
mouthfeellet

[Anonymous No.12803390]

>>12803376
"mouthfeel" is definitely the most bullshit buzzword in food, good try though

[Anonymous No.12803401]

>90% peanuts

What's the other 10%? I bet it's cum

[Anonymous No.12803400]

>>12797621
>There's no reason to eat the jif/skippy "natural" unless you don't want hydrogenated oils,

All the fucking sugar in regular pb is what pisses me off.

[Anonymous No.12803408]

>>12803390
>"mouthfeel" is definitely the most bullshit buzzword in food, good try though

I don't know if this is mouthfeel, more like lipfeel, but Mountain Dew tasted way better back when it was in a glass bottle with a smooth rim instead of the modern plastic shit. Yeah, it doesn't make sense to me either, but it's real.

[Anonymous No.12803423]

>>12797598
>>12797604
>>12797606
>>12797749
>>12801797
Trolled hard.

[Anonymous No.12803452]

>>12803199
how do you eat this
asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.12803453]

>>12803423
you just got trolled kiddo

[Anonymous No.12804156]

>>12799515
Justin's

[Anonymous No.12804361]

>>12803120

>Not liking nuts in your mouth

literally no homo, you're like those freaks that get orange juice with no pulp

[Anonymous No.12804424]

>>12799994
But then one would have to heat it up whenever one wants peanut butter.

[Anonymous No.12804486]

>>12804424
eat it cold like god intended

[Anonymous No.12804535]

>>12797580
You might be right OP my dad always shops at the grocery outlet and he's been picking this stuff up for a few months now.

[Anonymous No.12804539]

>>12804535
Anon... I am your dad

[Anonymous No.12804558]

>>12797580
You're right. Natural Skippy is better.

[Anonymous No.12804563]

>>12803423
Next you're going to say, "I was only pretending to be retarded."

[Anonymous No.12804623]

>>12798639
>>12799515
>>12804156
>>12804558

Skippy Natural with Honey blocks your path.

[Anonymous No.12804647]

>>12798408
Nuttin wrong wit a lil salt in yer pb, anone

[Anonymous No.12804649]

>>12797597
Retarded /pol/tard thinking we means ((((we)))).
Back to the lowest IQ containment board, faggot

[Anonymous No.12804699]

>>12804623
they don't sell this in stores

[Anonymous No.12806550]

>>12797580
I buy it you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.12806560]

>>12806550
no you don't

[Anonymous No.12806562]

>>12797580
I have only bought natural peanut butter for at least 15 years. I wouldn’t even buy Jif. If it has anything other than peanuts and salt, I don’t bother. I also get “no sugar added” raspberry jam. Not big on the sweet stuff.

I can’t imagine how fat you must be if you can’t imagine people buying the non-candied version of foods...

[Anonymous No.12806579]

>>12806562
>anything with .001 grams of sugar is candied
let me guess, you're californian

[Anonymous No.12806589]

>>12806579
Nope, but you are a colossal faggot for trying to pretend like they only add a tiny little amount of sugar to it. We all know how much they add to regular peanut butter and jam. I guess you just really love double-stuffing your flaccid asshole with AIDS-infested nigger dicks.

[Anonymous No.12806594]

>>12806589
I accept your concession californian brainlet

[Anonymous No.12806616]

>>12806594
I’m not even American, faggot. I’m also not a liberal. Don’t blame me because you’re a fat asshole...

[Anonymous No.12806635]

>>12797580
I buy natural peanutbutter and I genuinely prefer it. It’s far less sweet and therefore creates a better contrast of sweet and salty when used to make a PBJ.

[Anonymous No.12806644]

>>12797580
>Contains 90% peanuts

Do Americans really...

[Anonymous No.12806665]

>>12806644

ENJOY OUR MANY FREEDOMS YOU BET YOUR GODDAMN ASS WE DO

DOES YOUR COUNTRY LET YOU FRY BACON, SLATHER IT IN PEANUT BUTTER AND THROW IT ON TOP A BURGER?

SORRY COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY 401K AND CHEVY TRUCK THAT JUST BROKE DOWN

[Anonymous No.12806711]

>>12797621
It's fucking expensive and gives you fuck all. PB is mostly used for sandwiches anyway which means you're probably eating it on bread so "muh health." Skippy tastes fine and isn't scant as fuck, but they should stop adding gay sugar and rapeseed oil. Rape is wrong.

[Anonymous No.12806716]

>>12806665
Holy fuck based

[Anonymous No.12806726]

Only plebs & peasants eat peanutbutter. Us woke motherfuckers eat Almond butter now.

[Anonymous No.12806729]

>>12806726
More like unnecessarily expensive butthurt lmaoa

[Anonymous No.12806740]

>>12797604
>I mean
This is a horrible verbal tic and you should work to fix it.

[Anonymous No.12806762]

>>12806740
What about starting with, "I think," or "I feel," or "imagine?"

[Anonymous No.12806764]

>>12806616
Shut up brainlet, thanks for bumping my thread though, feel free to keep at it

[Anonymous No.12806972]

>>12806764
Ya well we know how sad you get when you reddit faggots don’t get your upvotes...

[Anonymous No.12806995]

>>12806972
>Ya

[Anonymous No.12809036]

>>12797738
i used it twice today and its nearing the end actually

[Anonymous No.12809103]

>>12809036
no you didn't

[Anonymous No.12809236]

>>12798805
>(((WHO)))

[Anonymous No.12809245]

>>12799515
Depends what you want. If you like impossibly creamy peanut butter with a little sweetness buy JIF. I think Skippy isn't very good. If you like peanut butter with a little texture then get chunky JIF. If you want "natural" peanut butter buy Adam's. If you want "natural" peanut butter that isn't super expensive find a grocery store that has a peanut butter machine.

If none of those options work for you then you need to make your own. Or die. I don't care which.

[Anonymous No.12809248]

>>12797680
>Don’t worry, if you eat a lot of it you will use it up long before it goes bad.
Peanut butter goes bad?

[Anonymous No.12809252]

>>12798247
>SUGAR BAD
>SOY GOOD
No self-awareness of any kind eh?