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[Anonymous No.12797211]

>Live in a county where it's illegal to buy booze on Sunday
>Forgot to buy some yesterday

Fuck.

What do I do now bros?

[Anonymous No.12797217]

>>12797211
go on craigslist and ask for booze, or look for someone selling. im sure you can find someone, but im sure theyll be charging extra as well

[Anonymous No.12797233]

>>12797211
Go to a restaurant and offer to pay a premium for booze. Say you're having guests over or something like that if you don't want to seem like an alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.12797242]

>>12797211
Time to take a roadtrip to the nearest legal county
You can have some road beer on the way home too

[Anonymous No.12797250]

Imagine the government infringing on your right to get shitfaced whenever you want to
>Land of the free

[Anonymous No.12797251]

>>12797211
>county
im assuming you're a poorshit that can't drive

[Anonymous No.12797252]

>>12797251
next county is about 8 hours one way

[Anonymous No.12797253]

>>12797211
drive to another county

[Anonymous No.12797254]

>>12797251
I can drive, I just don't want to.

[Anonymous No.12797259]

>people arent free to buy alcohol on sunday in america
lAnD oF tHe FrEe lol

[Anonymous No.12797261]

Go 1 day without drinking alcohol.

[Anonymous No.12797264]

>>12797211
drink is harmful

[Anonymous No.12797273]

>>12797250
op is free to move his ass to the 95% of the country that doesn't totally ban booze on a sunday

[Anonymous No.12797275]

Just walk into a gas station and steal some beer. They're not gonna do shit.

[Anonymous No.12797278]

>>12797261
How do I sleep?

[Anonymous No.12797288]

>>12797211
>tfw you've already made your Sunday booze run

[Anonymous No.12797292]

>when you drank all your sunday booze on saturday

[Anonymous No.12797300]

>>12797278
>How do I sleep?
look in your medicine cabinet

[Anonymous No.12797348]

>>12797211
bars are your only hope
unless you're close to a state line
it used to be like that here in Indiana, but they changed the law I think last year, now you can buy on Sunday from noon to 8pm
>go to the store
>load up on groceries
>nab a couple bottles of wine
>get to the register
>can't buy the wine because it's Sunday and 8:30pm
fffffffffffffff

>>12797252
Hold up, counties are not that big, retard. In fact, reviewing state-specific alcohol blue laws, there's basically no eight-hour stretch in the entire country where you can't buy alcohol on a Sunday.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_alcohol_laws_of_the_United_States
git gud lying nigga

[Anonymous No.12797359]

>>12797211
Land of the free eh?

[Anonymous No.12797373]

>>12797211
Smash and grab. The state left you no choice.

[Anonymous No.12797385]

>>12797250
Has to do with the fact the first amendment included religion. so all the little religious towns got together and said fuck the devil's juice on the holy sabbath.

[Anonymous No.12797397]

>>12797348
>it used to be like that here in Indiana, but they changed the law I think last year, now you can buy on Sunday from noon to 8pm
Used to be that way in Minnesota as well. Glad they changed the law.

[Anonymous No.12797402]

>people live in Utah
Those poor, poor people that have to put up with Mormon theology.

[Anonymous No.12797412]

>>12797385
That's still a violation of the separation of church and state. Religious matters should never intersect with the government for any reason other than because it should. Say like, the bible says not to kill people and we pretty much were universally okay with that because societies have had that law since the only religion was looking and chicken bones or what the fuck ever.

[Anonymous No.12797413]

>>12797402
Up until very very recently, Indiana had the same bullshit laws. Day trips to neighboring states were a common rite of passage for young, budding alcoholics who found themselves booze-less on a sunday.

[Anonymous No.12797421]

>>12797211
Why doesn't have a single thing in their house, like nothing at all? Only people on vacation get to that state. Go out to a restaurant and have a glass of wine or call it quits. It's Sunday night and presumably people are going to work in the morning. Stock up for random moods you may have ahead in time and don't let your cabinet go totally dry. One day won't kill you. But, I'm telling it's been like 3 months since I've had a mood to drink even once at home, and I have at least 20 bottles to choose from in my cabinet. I could host a party and not disappoint most any request.

[Anonymous No.12797425]

>>12797412
Dunno what fucking hate speech racism you are trying to spew but every action should be taken to cater to our Muslim friends belief systems.

[Anonymous No.12797426]

>>12797413
might be wrong but pretty sure they can they just have to do some goofy shit/buy low alc dunno never done anything but drive through it. was pretty sure Indiana was the only state that had a across the board ban on sundays

[Anonymous No.12797431]

>>12797413
Meanwhile Wyoming still has drive-through places where you can order mixed drinks. They put some kind of top on it so that it's considered a "closed container." Haven't been there in years but that was pretty nifty vs. Oregon making you fuck around having a guy pump your gas for you. Never again Oregon, I don't care how lovely Seaside is you guys are cunts.

[Anonymous No.12797435]

>>12797412
thats just not how it works. if a city of all religious people want to create extra laws that don't violate the Constitution or Bill of Rights, they have every right to.

[Anonymous No.12797440]

>>12797425
funny thing is ive legit never seen as many liquor stores as i saw the one day i spent in dearborn michigan which is the most muslim community in the country, just google liquor stores dearborn michigan

[Anonymous No.12797445]

>>12797412
that's not what it means numbnuts

[Anonymous No.12797446]

>>12797435
I have the right never to support their economy in any way whatsoever.
>tons of oil refineries in Utah
You greasy fuckers.

[Anonymous No.12797458]

>>12797412
"Seperation of Church and State" isn't at all found in the constitution.

[Anonymous No.12797473]

>>12797458
Mexico sucks, the US is responsible for their existence, as we export so much food to them they'd starve without us.

[Anonymous No.12797481]

>>12797473
Most food in the us of a comes from Mexico

[Anonymous No.12797491]

>>12797481
Nope. Not true. Most food in the US comes from California. Most food in Mexico comes from the US.
You can keep projecting, but you're just showing how obsessed you are while being ignorant and seething over it.

[Anonymous No.12797515]

>>12797481
you don't actually believe this shit do you?

[Anonymous No.12797531]

>>12797481
lol yeah the worlds top food exporter where huge stretches of it are nothing but farms gets most of its food from it's desert neighbor

maybe if your diet is nothing but avocados and tequila maybe

[Anonymous No.12797543]

>>12797531
Nobody eats only corn and soy. We have to get other foods from people who grow it.

[Anonymous No.12797575]

>>12797412
>violation of the separation of church and state
lmao which amendment is that

[Anonymous No.12797582]

>>12797385
>Devil’s juice
>Wine used extensively in Christian sacraments

I see...

[Anonymous No.12797592]

>>12797412
Separation of church and state is a creation of the church to prevent the state from interfering with the church. Only now that people want to start doing things like marry gays and have abortions do they realize it leads to losing control of their pawns.

[Anonymous No.12797608]

>>12797582
Yep, that's your brain on Prottycuckism. Literally just book-worshiping crypto-Muhammadans.

[Anonymous No.12797616]

>>12797582
drunkards are not allowed into heaven or some shit
"alcohol is a gift from God that makes life more joyous, but that over-indulgence leading to drunkenness is sinful or at least a vice"

[Anonymous No.12797698]

>>12797348
I live in Alaska, and theres a shit ton of villages where alcohol is straight up banned 100% of the time. Huge black market for that shit. $500 for a bottle of Jack Daniel's.

[Anonymous No.12797709]

>>12797698
Alaska doesn't count.
You're from Alaska, you know that. You are basically your own country.

do you guys make alcohol at home

[Anonymous No.12797742]

>>12797421
>don't let your cabinet go totally dry.
>have at least 20 bottles to choose from in my cabinet
Literally impossible for alcoholics

[Anonymous No.12797763]

>>12797440
That's because they OWN those liquor stores. They like to profit off white and black people killing themselves

[Anonymous No.12797789]

>>12797763
based
in southern California here, its Chaldean's who own all the liquor stores.

[Anonymous No.12797804]

>>12797789
Wtf is a Chaldean?

[Anonymous No.12797821]

>>12797804
they're Catholic Christens from the Middle East. they started coming over here since the 90s. mostly after 2001.

[Anonymous No.12797827]

>>12797211
rob them

[Anonymous No.12797840]

>>12797821
>Catholic

[Anonymous No.12797861]

>>12797348
Not sure but there were places like that in Texas 20+ years ago. Dry counties all around loooong drive to get booze. Now supposedly only 11 counties are dry. By the time you got it had to go to bed for Monday am work. I remember runs to the closest wet town for booze. Thank the baptists for that. When I was in the area the folks owning the liquors stores in Miller county Arkansas would throw money at anyone promoting alcohol control on Texas side for hours of driving from Texarkana. I thought I heard Texarkana Texas went wet in 2014. That musta pissed them off.

[Anonymous No.12797883]

>>12797425
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.12797908]

>>12797211
Home brew. If you start today it can be ready to drink in two or three weeks.