/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12786303]

>ruins Italian cuisine

[Anonymous No.12786306]

>>12786303
Hard to ruin something that already sucks.

[Anonymous No.12786325]

>>12786306

[Anonymous No.12786342]

Americans IMPROVED Italian cousine

[Anonymous No.12786362]

Well, tomatoes are American, so...

[Anonymous No.12786371]

>>12786342
>cousine
Retard.

[Anonymous No.12786384]

How do you people misspell "betters" as "ruins?"

[Anonymous No.12786438]

>>12786384
>>12786325

[Anonymous No.12786830]

>>12786303
Americans actually make all forms of cuisine better. Imagine being Italian and seething because AMERICANS have the AUDACITY to make carbonara better by adding garlic. Yuropoors worship the ashes of the past because their present is slowly morphing into North Africa and they can't stop it.

[Anonymous No.12786898]

>>12786303
Wut?

[Anonymous No.12786931]

>>12786371
Well in his defense he just got done fucking his cousin

[Anonymous No.12787049]

>>12786830
I mean, if you used shitty meat like bacon instead of the real thing to do carbonara, you might as well add garlic, else it will taste like shit.

[Anonymous No.12787109]

>>12787049
Bacon is worse to use than garlic because it's smoked. Carbonara should not taste smokey. That isn't even carbonara at that point, it's just typical americant retardation.

[Anonymous No.12787294]

Amerilards...

[Anonymous No.12787327]

>>12786898
The cheese makes that look awful

[Anonymous No.12787338]

>>12787049
>shitty meat like bacon instead of the real thing to do carbonara
Go back to Syria, Achmed.

[Anonymous No.12787458]

>>12787327
But it was soooo good!!!!!! Mmmmmm!

[Anonymous No.12787476]

>>12787338
Funny, as I worked as a cook in a trattoria near piazza navona. But whatever you say Juan.

[Anonymous No.12787494]

>>12786303
>invents pizza
>italians think it's theirs because expats invented it

[Anonymous No.12787516]

>ITT: triggered Fredo tears

lol. Yes, Fedo is the new Nigger.

[Anonymous No.12787526]

>>12787516
>Fedo is the new Nigger.

To be fair, most sicilians have been raped by niggers at some point in time... so they literally are niggers.

[Anonymous No.12787543]

>>12787327
Looks good honestly.

[Anonymous No.12787549]

>>12787494
>imagine actually believing this

[Anonymous No.12787592]

>>12786362
Every time I see this pic I wonder if that's a man or a woman

[Anonymous No.12787680]

>>12787476
>NUH-UH BURGER I'M ITALIAN
Nice try muslim i know all about taqiyya

[Anonymous No.12787724]

>>12787494

[Anonymous No.12787734]

Italians despise any form of change. You'd think 4chan would love the place

[Anonymous No.12787754]

>>12787724
>>12787549
invented by greeks, stolen by italians and perfect to its current form by americans

[Anonymous No.12787782]

>>12786303
REMINDER: Europe is a vassal state of the US. Any invention (hardly any in Europe these days), culture, or women are property of the United States and its citizens.

[Anonymous No.12787786]

>>12787754
>perfect to its current form by americans
you misspelled "Brazilians"

[Anonymous No.12787794]

>>12787734
4chan used to love OC jackass. We just don't want to become wojack/pepe ocean.

[Anonymous No.12787798]

>>12787592
Its both. That there is the personification of the combined will and consciousness of the American people

[Anonymous No.12787805]

>>12787754
>my sugary, greasy abomination with low quality ingredients is perfection
come on

[Anonymous No.12787811]

>>12787782
delusional

[Anonymous No.12787862]

>>12787805
>My oblong mishaped and partially burnt pizza is a cultural masterpiece.
>Just look at the bubbles in the crust!!
>It's got entire slices of tomatoes omg the culture overload gets my dick hard
>COOKED IN A BRICK OVEN
>Mama mia italiana the building was built by the fuckin popes brother in the 16th century
>Kitchen has never been cleaned!! Tastes from centuries ago can be detected
>Holy shit all this culture

[Anonymous No.12787883]

>>12787862
That anon hit a nerve, huh?

[Anonymous No.12787892]

>>12787862
NOOOO I WANT MY PIZZA TO LOOK AS IF A MACHINE MADE IT

[Anonymous No.12787930]

>>12787892
Doesn't bother me what it looks like. I just don't put undue importance on superficial things like pretentious hipsters do.

[Anonymous No.12788427]

Just like Texmex is better than Mexican, Italian-American food is better than Italian.

[Anonymous No.12789570]

>>12787883
>get's blown the fuck out
>y-you're mad ha ha

[Anonymous No.12789592]

>look ata my-a pizza
>itsa got tomatos anda cheese haphazardly sprinkled over bread
>use a whole basil plant, roots and all
>the keya to a good italian pizza is to make sure the toppingsa are as uneven as possible, you shoulda never have more than one ingredient per bite

[Anonymous No.12789593]

>>12789570
The delution is strong in this one

[Anonymous No.12789601]

>>12789593
>>12786325

[Anonymous No.12789634]

>>12788427
This must be bait. Only bingo wings type-2 mobility scooter moms believe either of these.

[Anonymous No.12789636]

Japanese people literally put mayonnaise on pizza. If you're gonna bitch about the bastardization of Italian cuisine, America is one of the lowest priority targets.

[Anonymous No.12789656]

>>12787786
>Brazil

[Anonymous No.12789662]

>>12786303
perfects*

[Anonymous No.12789676]

>>12786325
He's not wrong. Authentic Italian food is highly overrated. It's good the first few times you eat it but fuck eating same shit cooked the same way your whole fucking life.

[Anonymous No.12789704]

>>12787883
Not going to try and counter anything he pointed out are you?
>>12789593
What did he delute
>>12789634
No that's what most everybody thinks. Hipster faggots like you would eat a steaming plate of shit and call it fine dining as long as it came out of the asshole of a European in Europe or a Mexican in Mexico.

[Anonymous No.12789716]

>>12789704
Counter what? Lies and exaggerated ignorance?

[Anonymous No.12789749]

>>12789716
But it's not. I've been all over Italy(along with many other countries) and that is what the pizza is like. It's nothing special and half the time it's not even that good. It's literally charred bread with a few things thrown on it. Nothing worth basing your whole goddamn identity around.

>b-b-but it's all handmade crust to sauce!!

That's all well and good but places in the US also do that without being constrained to dead grandmas recipe

[Anonymous No.12789766]

>>12789749
Oh, and who are you to consider you opinion important in any way?

[Anonymous No.12789821]

>>12787782
>>12787680

[Anonymous No.12789883]

>sh*talian """"food""""