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Hello welcome to waffle house, what would you like to order?

>> No.12776991

>>12776986
waffle

>> No.12776996

checker cake plueez

>> No.12776998

>>12776986
Blue waffle

>> No.12777031

I'd like her number and fuck her for a couple of months until I get tired of her hell spawn kid

>> No.12777065

>>12776986
Bring me your thickest waitress on staff, and all the bacon and eggs you have.

>> No.12777254

>>12776986
i would like a waffle.

>> No.12777266

Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.12777274

>>12776986biscuit

>> No.12777278

i'm gonna have a fucking... uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... i dunno put some agnus double cheese burger on it please.

>> No.12777284

give me a fresh plate of your finest libby's corned beef hash

>> No.12777309

>>12776986
Yes ma'am, I'd like a green salad with two packets of thousand island, a pecan waffle, a patty melt with a side of thousand island, hashbrowns scattered, covered, smothered, and chunked, pork chops, a T-bone, and a Dr. Pepper please.

>> No.12777324
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12777324

>>12776986
Waffle Burger

>> No.12777406

pecan waffle with a side of bacon and an orange slice with a cup of black coffee please
>put bacon on waffles
>pour syrup on bacon waffles and eat
>eat orange slice as a palette cleanser
>add 1 cream 1 sugar to coffee
>drink
>go to bathroom and shit
>come out and pay bill
>leave dollar tip
>exit establishment

>> No.12777418

>>12776986
I WANT A SLOP TROUGH OF HASH BROWNS AND I WANT THEM SHATTERED, SPLATTERED, DENATURED, TRANSIENT, AND DECOUPLED.

>> No.12777455
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12777455

>>12777406
>palette cleanser
>palette
Kek.
Retard.

>> No.12777467

>>12777455
palate senpai, sowwie

>> No.12777577

uhhhhhh... uuuuuhhhhhh... i'll have a fucking... uuuuuuuuuhhhhh... huh?

>> No.12777584

>>12776986
Her

>> No.12777590

>>12776986

*jaw drops*

*eyes pop out of head*

*tongue rolls out*

HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!

AWOOGA AWOOGA!

EE-AW EE-AW!

BOIOIOING!

*picks up jaw*

*fixes eyes*

*rolls up tongue*

*buries face in tits*

BLBLBLBLBL LBLBLBLBLBLBLLB

WHOA MAMA

>> No.12778047

You pusy on my face please

>> No.12778055

>>12776986
Something akin to a barfight and only really close to closing time so the cooks take my side when the ape escape occurs.

>> No.12778072

>>12778055
>closing time
You have badly misunderstood the business model of Waffle House.

>> No.12778145

>>12776986
Mmmm...some of that sweet, sweet 4/10 cunny

>> No.12778204

>>12777590
>Looks over
I'll have what he's having.

>> No.12778219

>>12778072
Right more like the shift change. See I'm from Montana and have only been to one of your select establishments of mayhem twice.

>> No.12778225

>>12778145
That's a 7 outside of certain parts of LA and a solid 8 in New York City.

>> No.12778290

>>12776986
Please don't mug me

>> No.12778302

>>12776986
A chance to start over as a cute girl

>> No.12778308

>>12778225
Shut up Ian

>> No.12778323

>>12776986
Your ass

>> No.12778451

>spits in hands, slicks back hair
i'd like you sunny side up on this table, wom*n.

>> No.12778480

>>12778225
If only flyovers knew how bad things really are.

>> No.12778526

>>12776986
Two eggs over-easy with city ham. Large hashbrowns scattered, smothered, diced, and capped, biscuits with butter and jelly, glass of milk, glass of orange juice, thank you kindly!

>> No.12778562

>>12776986
Why are they so damn expensive?

>> No.12778794

>>12776986
Crissy Moon?

>> No.12779022

>>12777590
Based

>> No.12779057
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>>12776998

>> No.12779060

>>12778204
Underrated

>> No.12779063

>>12776986
Wait, Waffle House waitresses look like THAT!?

>> No.12779106

>>12776986
One 'affle 'za

>> No.12779134

>>12776986
ham and cheese omelet
6 slices of bacon burnt to a crisp, doused with maple surp
hash browns smothered, covered, chunked, and peppered
unsweet tea

>> No.12779255

>>12778204
Based

>> No.12779454

>>12776986
yeah i'll take the "veteran talks out loud to himself in the corner booth about how much he hates black people, hoping to get into a fight so he can pull his gun" with extra racism; and a coffee.
thanks.

>> No.12779471

>>12777031
Just fuck the kid as well to shut it up.

>> No.12780113

I'll have an all-star breakfast, eggs scrambled, hasbrowns instead of grits (scattered and smothered) bacon and a sweet tea.

>> No.12780888

IM GONNNA FUCCCKINNNNGNGG CUUUUMMMMMMMMM

>> No.12780925

>>12776986
borger

>> No.12780929

4 grilled cheeses, large vanilla milkshake.

>> No.12781259

>>12776986
Texas Cheesesteak with hashbrowns, cheese, mushrooms, and onions, or a double order of hashbrowns with double cheese, mushrooms, onions, and chili.

>>12780888
That's okay, anon, we've all had a shame fap in the shitter of a Waffle House. Also checked.

>> No.12781274

>>12776986
hi im autistic, can i have a chicken and waffle with extra crispy chicken?