The average Am*rican shopping for food

[Anonymous No.12775741]

>drive your global warming cage 45 minutes to the costco because mixed-use zoning is a globalist conspiracy
>circle the parking lot for 15 minutes for a spot
>eventually find a spot that another has also found, perform a ritualistic battle to demonstrate to any potential mates that you are a male in rut (due to excess fat rolls nobody can tell anyone's gender in am*rica)
>eventually succeed in parking somehow, walk 15 minutes to the entrance, show your membership card that you paid $189 for
>get a mormon size shopping cart
>load it up with a ton of shit you don't need, in mormon size pallets only
>take occasional breaks to devour a disgusting cylinder of salted mystery meat on a bun because MUH COSTCO EXPERIENCE
>eventually check out
>good job you just bought eight gallons of kirkland aged bourbon, twelve folding lawn chairs, a quartz tag heuer because it was 50% off, more diapers than you'll need even if you somehow manage to have four kids, several gallons of bleach for some reason, and gas for your cage
>spend an hour loading it up
>oops I didn't actually end up with the groceries I came for
>go back inside
>it's all frozen shit anyway
>realize you don't know how to cook
>get in your cage and drive 45 minutes home
>order Papa John's
>die of a heart attack
>thanks obama
The American dream

[Anonymous No.12775758]

>be European
>laugh at Americans for having no culture
>spend your entire time worrying about how Americans think of Europeans
>spend your time also thinking about what Americans do
>consume American culture with their music, movies, and video games

[Anonymous No.12775757]

You're far too specific to pretend you're not american, stop posting.

[Anonymous No.12775797]

>>12775757
>only Americans have been to America
Yep, it’s American

[Anonymous No.12775808]

>>12775741

>buying food as a europoor

>buy nothing and starve due to insane taxes on food to fight global warming by reducing consumption.

Jokes aside, this is literally what the German government is trying to do right now.

[Anonymous No.12775832]

>>12775808
There is nothing wrong with reducing waste

[Anonymous No.12775839]

>>12775758
>video games
If you are under eighteen discontinue browsing immediately

[Anonymous No.12775857]

>>12775832
Then enjoy your hunger pangs faggot.

[Anonymous No.12775859]

>>12775832

Enjoy paying $40 per pound of beef lmao.

[Anonymous No.12775954]

>>12775839
You first euro shit

[Anonymous No.12775973]

>>12775741
sounds peak comfy just add a six pack of xxl size t-shirts and rotisserie chicken

[Anonymous No.12776003]

>no get shot

cringg

[Anonymous No.12776045]

>>12775741
sounds pretty good deeeesu

[Anonymous No.12776700]

>mixed-use zoning
what?
>is a globalist conspiracy
literally true

[Anonymous No.12776721]

>>12775741
This would have been funny if it wasn't obviously posted by an American

[Anonymous No.12776730]

>>12775808
To be honest, Germany has a high obesity rate. They could use this law.

[Anonymous No.12776731]

>>12775859
Meat, especially beef, should be considered a luxury item and taxed accordingly

[Anonymous No.12776735]

>be canadian
>go to costco
>everyone is patient, polite, and friendly
>nobody is fighting to steal my place in line
>i buy toilet paper and crab legs that are on sale
>buy some frozen veggies too because they're super versatile
>check out is done by two teens, both work fast and efficiently and put our groceries into a box
>pop in for a turkey sandwich at the food court
>buy discount gas at the gas station, the most amount of waiting during this entire trip
>go home
everything went better than expected :)

[Anonymous No.12776739]

>>12776731
cringe, you're supposed to live in a first world country
how the fuck do you think you're beating the americans with a statement like that
"YEAH??? WELL *WE* ARTIFICIALLY LIMIT OUR SUPPLY" like shit you really got him on the ropes

[Anonymous No.12776741]

>>12775839
go back to /g/ and cry more about how the board is being taken over by /v/ you colossal faggot

[Anonymous No.12776743]

>>12776700
>jet fuel melting steel image
Anyone who unironically says this shit is genuinely retarded. Getting support beams nice and hot, no where near their melting point, means you can bend them with your pinky like they're silly putty. Watch some youtube videos of people playing with steel at much lower temps. That shit will not support a structure.

[Anonymous No.12776760]

>>12776731
You enjoy paying out the ass for your "luxury items" while the first world enjoys being able to choose what kind of food they want to eat.

[Anonymous No.12776807]

>>12776760
the worst part is that i technically agree with him, meat SHOULD be a luxury item and relied on a lot less. shit's awful for the environment and we're omnivores anyway
but he's a fucking moron for trying to bring it up as if it makes them """better""" for it

[Anonymous No.12777142]

>>12776807
The only reason you’re this mad is that you’re one of those animals that takes it as a personal attack when a stranger does something good

[Anonymous No.12777148]

>>12776700
Do Americans not know what mixed use zoning is?

[Anonymous No.12777196]

>>12776743
Goddamn you're stupid. The 9-11 commission reported pools of molten steel during the clean up. Molten, as in liquid which jetfuel isn't capable of doing

[Anonymous No.12777197]

>>12777196
It did not

[Anonymous No.12777207]

>>12775741
>global warming
brainlet

[Anonymous No.12777231]

>>12775758
Actually I primarily consume Japanese culture with their music, movies, and video games.

[Anonymous No.12777236]

>>12775758
uhm sweatie, i only play french/canadian video games and listen to norwegian disco.

[Anonymous No.12777242]

>>12777231
Even worse

[Anonymous No.12777248]

>>12777148
i do, but i live in new orleans, not some infill sub-suburban generica blight hole

[Anonymous No.12777249]

>>12775758
Movies and video games barely qualify as culture, let alone sophisticated culture. And I very much doubt the music you're thinking of does, either. This is what is known as shooting yourself in the foot. The very Americanness of your outlook undermines your argument.