Dinner date

[Anonymous No.12762751]

When I invite her over my house for dinner, what meal do i have to cook to elicit this reaction?

[Anonymous No.12762753]

Chicken permission

[Anonymous No.12762759]

>>12762753
Chicks dig consent.

[Anonymous No.12762761]

>>12762751
The meal itself can be anything you want so long as it looks and tastes decent. The dessert is what gets them. If she's not really savvy, even a simple cheesecake can be a panty dropper. Just decorate it and make it look nice.

[Anonymous No.12762806]

>>12762751
Dude, literally anything, but don't measure or you'll look like a nerd. Just lightly bread some Talapia in some seasoned flour, and lightly fry in butter and oil. Once the Talapia is done throw in some balsamic and lemon juice. If the pan is hot enough some of the lemon juice will burn and it looks dope

[Anonymous No.12762812]

Feed her your cock and then make dinner for yourself

[Anonymous No.12762821]

>>12762751
Probably something that she likes, but also preferrably something that you know how to make.

Though a failed attempt could be cute too, depending on what is your character and what the girl wants.

[Anonymous No.12762823]

>>12762751
Justice.

[Anonymous No.12762828]

Ask her what some of her favorite meals are idiot. Cook one you feel confident about.

[Anonymous No.12762834]

>>12762753
This
Has never failed

[Anonymous No.12762836]

>>12762821
>Though a failed attempt could be cute too
>lobster cleats

[Anonymous No.12762838]

>>12762751
depends on how fat you both are.
If average/fat, this
>>12762761
If not, a single man making any kind of veg-driven meal is a slam dunk

[Anonymous No.12762839]

>>12762836
>>lobster cleats
Not sure what that means. Is that some meme?

[Anonymous No.12762846]

>>12762836
>>lobster cleats
post it

[Anonymous No.12762847]

>>12762751
Just remember one rule anon:
>It's not rape if her pupils turn into hearts.

[A Black Nigganon No.12762849]

>>12762823
>that filename
>shameful_chuckle.png

[Anonymous No.12762855]

>>12762838
>If not, a single man making any kind of veg-driven meal is a slam dunk
this

[Anonymous No.12762874]

>>12762823

[Anonymous No.12762905]

>>12762751
Unfriendly reminder that ahegao face only appeals to subhuman cumbrains, too far gone to ever hope to make something of themselves, forever doomed to sit in their own waste and jack off all day, wondering what else life has to offer but never changing themselves to find out.
Retardface is arousing only to human larvae.

[Anonymous No.12762915]

>>12762751
Mostly she wants money. Spend a fuckton of money and she will be happy.
She also wants to impress her friends and family, she needs you to do interesting shit she can use to show off "MY boyfriend did ... or made ...". Also stuff she can photograph for her social media, because all women are attention whores.
Its pretty fucking easy dude. Women want money, and attention. They want you to put forth massive expenditure of effort, time, money. They also want chocolate, a perfect body, and a huge cock. They are shameless sluts, the real question is, how for are you willing to go to spend five minutes in that pussy? Is this all worth it?

[Anonymous No.12762918]

>>12762915
based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.12763181]

>>12762846
Here you go anon

[Anonymous No.12763204]

>>12763181
Lost it at the very end. Thanks for this post, friend

[Anonymous No.12763264]

>>12762874
kill yourself kike

[Anonymous No.12763272]

>>12763264
Ok, now you have to leave my thread. I tried to warn you.

[Anonymous No.12763277]

>>12762915
im gay but damn this is accurate. my bff is using me as a surrogate boyfriend cuz she's perceptually single now. i can tell she gets so frustrated cuz she can't make me run around like a dog like how she treated her last boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.12763280]

>>12763277
perpetually*

[Anonymous No.12763286]

>>12762751
Well clearly you'll have to do the democrat trick like bill cosby and jeffrey epstein...
It's the old democrat dinner date.

[Anonymous No.12763300]

>>12762751
cocaine and alcohol

[Anonymous No.12763321]

>>12763300
The roofie into the martini trick, sad ass shit.

[Anonymous No.12763324]

>>12763286
After the dinner the democrat party types are specialized that this...
>>12763321

[Anonymous No.12763336]

>>12763277
so you're like her fuckdoll?

[Anonymous No.12763357]

>>12763336
just her arm candy. people tend to assume we're a couple cuz we're male and female hanging together. Unfortunately, i think she's internalized it. Praying she finds a real boyfriend soon so things get back to normal.

[Anonymous No.12763371]

>>12763357
right i feel that, i don't get why so many women have this obsession with having a gay friend to accessorize
a girl i was friends with always wanted me and my best to friend to be gay for each other so she could have two gay friends to prance around with, was kind of fucked up honestly

[Anonymous No.12763380]

>>12762823
based

[Anonymous No.12763386]

>>12762759
they dig being raped more
>80% of women admitted to having enjoyable fantasies and dreams of being raped
so 20% were lying

[Anonymous No.12763388]

>>12763371
until her break up I only saw the fun, sweet side of female behavior. it's been an eye opening experience so far.

[Anonymous No.12763396]

>>12763388
>>12763371
>>12763357
screw off queers
go back to ribbit

[Anonymous No.12763400]

>>12763388
for example, eating out at restaurants is such a chore. She constantly wants me to put my name in to the host, flag down the waiter for her and take the "assertive role" etc. The worst is she'll want me to pay the entire bill (and venmo me her half) so she can save face in front of the waiter. It's honestly kinda sad. She'll also get super upset if I request two separate bags for takeaway.

[Anonymous No.12763423]

>>12762751
so many degenerate fags in this thread, yuck

[Anonymous No.12763449]

>>12762751
More r34 on this wojak plz

[Anonymous No.12763491]

>>12763386
I fantasise about a lot of things I would never want to really do in real life. Not even just sexually. Fantasy is a whole different thing from reality. The unpleasant parts can be smoothed over.