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I want some vodka but I'm on a calorie deficit

>> No.12749939

Just work out while u drink

>> No.12750022

>>12749939
This use your brain op

>> No.12750050

>>12749926
Substitute a meal with vodka. You will get drunk faster as a bonus. 7-8 normal sized shots corresponds to a normal meal.

>> No.12750060

>>12750050
>7-8 normal sized shots
So just a light buzz?

>> No.12750064

>>12749926
Uhh only reason I'm not fat is because I fast all day to get drunk on an empty stomach before eating 2kcals and passing out

>> No.12750074

nigger what. i take in 1600 calories a day and just drink most of that on days that I drink. alcohol is actually filling if you don't give in to the early drunk munchies. after that passes you will feel full and nicely drunk

>> No.12750094

>>12749926
do an wodka enema

>> No.12750095

>>12749926
haha fatty

fatty bom bom

>> No.12750100

should've had some self control before you got yourself into being fat pea brain

>> No.12750202

>>12749926
get a better drug of choice that doesn't have calories

>> No.12750394

>>12749926
quit drinking

>> No.12750788

I know this pain. Too bad weed is double degenerate or I would switch.

>> No.12750876

>>12749926
I'm 12% BF and an alcoholic. God it hurts.

>> No.12750879

>>12750064
lmao I do this

>> No.12750939
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>>12749926

>> No.12751219

>>12750064
Two kilo calories is like half a gram of sugar.

>> No.12751429

>>12749926
get an enema bottle and put a solution of 1:1 water to vodka into your colon
wait at least 15 minutes between enemas, you can really overdo it by drinking rectally