Depression meals

[Anonymous No.12749003]

What's the worst "depression meal" you've ever made and eaten?
Other thread at bump limit, but I wantP to keep it going.

The other day, I put Velveeta cheese on a slice of toasted white bread and ate it with a can of beans...

[Anonymous No.12749005]

>>12749003
*untoasted
I microwaved it after putting the cheese on it.

[Anonymous No.12749008]

>>12749003
Oh, also previous thread: >>12723479

[Anonymous No.12749013]

>>12749003
Water, just water for days

[Anonymous No.12749016]

>>12749003
>What's the worst "depression meal" you've ever made and eaten?
Apple/ banana/ or protein bar for breakfast and nothing else for the rest of the day. Depression sends me into spoopy scary skeleton mode.

[Anonymous No.12749034]

>>12749003
Rice-a-Roni is pretty depressing.

[Anonymous No.12749039]

>>12749016
>Depressed spoops mode
I remember when I got like that.
Wish I knew how I resolved it. Might be an extreme stress thing.

One thing I think I do remember is you should try to focus on the here and now. Don't go off trying to look at the passage of time and all that bullshit. Everything just is and likewise you are only what you are right now, but the potential to be more is always there if you think "okay this is where I'm at. What's my next step?" so just pace yourself and don't think so much about whether you will succeed or fail.

[Anonymous No.12749325]

>>12749003
slowly eating teaspoons of tomato sauce
1 teaspoon 5-10mins

[Anonymous No.12749338]

My dad said in Mexico he poured meat fat on a tortilla so he would add flavor to the tortilla and have meat to eat later. His childhood was pretty fucked up. Feels are preheated at sad.

[Anonymous No.12749341]

>>12749325

[Anonymous No.12749366]

Had a harsh breakup with a girl, it fucked me up bad and I only ate saltine crackers and gummy bears. Years later, I'm happy, healthy, and a homosexual. I blame the gummy bears.

[Anonymous No.12749391]

>>12749003
I eat welll no matter my mood but there are foods that make me sad and poor.
Potatoe salad
Broadbeans
Soggy rice and chicken
Stale bread

Glad they are all rare, some are so rare I forgot them.

[Anonymous No.12749393]

Cup Noodles

peel lid slightly open
add slice of generic American cheese
add dehydrated onion
add pepper
add boiling water
put spoon on lid so it holdst shut
let it sit for a few minutes
stir well and enjoy.

[Anonymous No.12749397]

>>12749013
Room temp?

[Anonymous No.12749412]

>>12749003
I’m just gonna repost this because I want to support thread and it was my lowest point in terms of anything I’ve consumed

>be drunk
>be 20
>want to hide drinking from gf who lives with me
>she wakes up all of a sudden
>spill vodka trying to hide it
>find dirty sock
>all my other clothes are dirtier
>use sock to soak vodka out of 20+ year old carpet
>under bed so not washed in a long time
>vodka is brown when I wring it out of the sock
>drink it anyways

I can feel my stomach cringe when i type it out

[Anonymous No.12749415]

>>12749393
another one

ramen chicken in a plastic sandwich container
add white pepper, pad butter, flavor packet
and drizzle oil
that's it
microwave high for 5 minutes
put on lid and let sit for another 5 minutes so the noodles absorb the broth and get really fluffy

it's like eating piss clouds

[Anonymous No.12749424]

>>12749415
last one

tortillia on a paper plate
shredded sawdust cheese
any kind of hot sauce
microwave for a minute
fold in half and let cool

enjoy with mayo or sour cream, or ketchup if you don't have hot sauce

[Anonymous No.12749463]

>>12749003
Biting stale dry crunshy bread, crumbs gets inside your shirt and stick around your sweaty neck.

[Anonymous No.12749537]

>>12749034
Hey, That's the San Francisco treat!

[Anonymous No.12749540]

>>12749003
alcohol

[Anonymous No.12749553]

>>12749412

[Anonymous No.12749569]

spam with bread, its not as nice as you think

i didnt feel like washing an extra dish so I just put the frozen slices of spam on top of the bread and popped it into the microwave for 3 mins.

the spam melted and defrosted and all the water soaked into the bread.

so the outside edges of the bread was rock hard and the middle was a soggy mess of pork liquid

still ate it all though

[Anonymous No.12749589]

Canned tuna with scoops of mayonnaise between bites

[Anonymous No.12749592]

Usually just get Domino's. Or I'll go to the gas station across the street and I'll get one of their overpriced sandwiches that are 5/10.

[Anonymous No.12749594]

Alcohol on an empty stomach.

[Anonymous No.12749598]

>>12749412
One time I had a quarter of a bottle of whisky then angrily decided to stop drinking for good and poured the rest of the bottle down the sink. Two hours later I woke up sober and desperate, so unscrewed the S-bend to drink what was in there.

[Anonymous No.12749609]

I’ve had sleep for dinner sometimes.

[Anonymous No.12749636]

>>12749609

Almost as worse as going to bed whilst needing to take a 4 day old shit.

[Anonymous No.12749654]

>>12749598
>>12749412

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.12749674]

>>12749003
For me, it's walking into a local pizza place, telling the guy there I'm borderline homeless, and getting a slice of free pizza.

[Anonymous No.12749725]

>>12749366
so were just unaware somehow you were gay or did you just give up on women?

[Anonymous No.12749742]

>>12749636
why would anyone hold in their shit like this?

[Anonymous No.12749792]

When I was a kid I would make "chili soup" by adding chili flakes to hot water.

[Anonymous No.12750331]

Cheerios with tap water. Because going out to buy milk that morning felt like too much human interaction.

[Anonymous No.12750371]

for basically my entire life i would crush up a maruchan ramen brick into powder and microwave it to make ramen mush with the consistency of oatmeal. i don't honestly expect to live past 32.

[Anonymous No.12750497]

>>12749589
Canned tuna with grated cheese isn't so bad.

[Anonymous No.12750521]

No pics but I used to eat downriver with eggs and soysauce 3 meals a day for 5 years until I met my wife

[Anonymous No.12750577]

>>12750371
oh, you'll live past that. You'll live and be happy, damn you!

[Anonymous No.12750588]

Pizza crust.

I was couch surfing at the time and my friends would go out to eat. Some of them were picky and every time they'd get pizza they wouldn't eat the crust. I gobbled that shit up.

[Anonymous No.12750601]

>>12749003
bbq sauce sandwich.
I was hungry, hadn't eaten in like 12 hours and plain bread sounded bad.

It was tasty.

[Anonymous No.12750625]

>>12749725
the gummy bears made him gay anon he said it himself

[Anonymous No.12750810]

Meal prepped chicken/broccoli/rice is pretty depressing no matter what, but I've eaten several right from the fridge. They had only recently been unfrozen and the food came out in chunks covered in ice crystals.

>>12749792
Was that depression or just a kid thing? I once tried something similar with a bullion cube and some herbs.

[Anonymous No.12750888]

Made a pan of corned beef slices and mushrooms. dropped the plate from my table and just ate it from the floor bending down between my spread legs, scavenging through the ceramic shards with my fork. Sand and dust grinding between my teeth. Later I vomited into the sink.

[Anonymous No.12750938]

>>12749013
Based water fasting bro

[Anonymous No.12750984]

i let spaghetti noodles soak in a cup of tap water for 3 hours? drained and ate with a fork at my desk.

[Anonymous No.12751059]

>>12749341
Hydrating every hour

[Anonymous No.12751066]

>>12749598
I’m the sock guy and I genuinely think yours is worse, congratulations, I guess.

[Anonymous No.12751088]

At least 3x/week right now, tough times. To make it extra depressing I cut out a bunch of coupons I use when I've already used the app coupons

[Anonymous No.12751136]

>>12749412
>>12749598
I fucking LOVE what the urge to get fucked up does to people, I've drank half a can of beer that had been left sitting since my last drinking session the week before and was used as an ashtray but I always knew it could get a hell of a lot more depraved than that.
Goddamn you'll do just about anything when you're sobering up while still wanting more.

[Anonymous No.12751154]

>>12751136
getting drunk on isopro. did that a few times. pretty sure i have liver damage. even made a thread about it a few months ago

[Anonymous No.12751252]

>>12749003
Don't have a lot of choices so I Just made and ate this. 5 day old left over sloppy joe meat, on top of a piece of stale toasted bread with 4 olives that I had, the last of some capers, the last of a piece of Colby jack, the last of an onion. Salty and I have heartburn atm

[Anonymous No.12751254]

>>12751136
Literally the most depraved shit happens on alcohol at one of two times
1. When you just start drinking and you aren’t drunk enough yet and something happens that cuts you off from more alcohol
2. When you wake up after being blacked out and passed out, you’re still half drunk, and the only thing you can think about is how you’re gonna get more drunk.

[Anonymous No.12751259]

>>12751252
five day old sloppy joe meat might fuck you up a bit more than that

[Anonymous No.12751352]

>>12751254
>1. When you just start drinking and you aren’t drunk enough yet and something happens that cuts you off from more alcohol
I don't drink often or hard enough to understand what this is supposed to mean. Explain

[Anonymous No.12751359]

>>12751259
I fear that it has

[Anonymous No.12751373]

>>12751154
Jesus Christ bro...

[Anonymous No.12751382]

>>12749424
I watch my mom do this exact thing every day. Makes me a little upset.

[Anonymous No.12751392]

>>12751352
Alcoholism, mate. If you can drink a couple beers, a couple shots, or a couple glasses of wine and you have no more urge to drink, you’re not an alcoholic. The second you start drinking and feel an uncontrollable urge to drink more and more until you’re a certain level of “drunk” is when you know you’re an alcoholic.

Some alcoholics are black out drunks, some only drink until they’re almost black out. The key factor is that they always take one single drink and feel an uncontrollable urge to keep on drinking more. It’s the true defining factor of an alcoholic, and anyone else who claims to be or accuses someone of being an alcoholic for any reason other than that one factor is wrong.