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12745080 No.12745080 [Reply] [Original]

>le practice le egg
>muh French technique
Lul just microwave it bruh.

>> No.12745084

>>12745080
Your omelette has les herpes.

>> No.12745094
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12745094

Breakfast is microwaved eggs with dabs of tabasco, fry bread with strawberry jelly, and aged peperonis btw.
Less than 5min to prepare, and cook.

>> No.12745109

>>12745084
It's dabs of tabasco, and I'm eating on my bed, so I put a bath towel under my plate.

>> No.12745110

>>12745094
I sure hope by "less than 5 minutes" you actually mean 2 minutes.

>> No.12745117

>>12745110
I had to beat the eggs before beating France.

>> No.12745134

>>12745117
Next time scramble while microwaving, best scrambled eggs.

>> No.12745147

>>12745134
>scramble eggs while microwaving
How?

>> No.12745164

>>12745147
Prop the microwave door open

>> No.12745167

>>12745164
I can't, because I'm cooking eggs.

>> No.12745172

>>12745147
you have to remove the microwave door and use some kind of splint (like a tongue depressor) to hold the door close lever down so you can stir while it's open.

It makes your brain feel kinda fizzy but the eggs are worth it

>> No.12745189

>>12745172
>like a tongue depressor
That's what your wife calls my weewee.

>> No.12745192

>>12745080
>le egg
that is not enough hot sauce OP.

>> No.12745197

>>12745192
I didn't want the flavor of hotsauce to overpower the dish.
The better than French omellete was the star, and I didn't want to use tabasco as a crutch.

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>>12745134
>Microwave eggs are the best
Do Americans really believe this?

>> No.12745206

>>12745201
It's better than what you can do Muhammad.

>> No.12745224
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>>12745206
>Country full of niggers
>Country was ran by a nigger
Lol.

>> No.12745230

>>12745224
>>12745224
You're whole continent recently surrendered to niggers, and you can't even say anything about Muslims anymore.

>> No.12745238

>Muslim invasion
>Charlie hebdo
>Notre Dame
>An anon microwaved a perfect French omellete
France eternally btfoed.

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>>12745230
Lol, I'm Latino living illegally in your country, puto. Fat white piece of shit.

>> No.12745261

>>12745243
>Lol, I'm Latino living illegally in your country, puto. Fat white piece of shit
Lying sandfag. You're an inbred Muslim pedo living in France, so you don't really bother me.

>> No.12745265

>>12745243
Muhammad a shit btw.

>> No.12745274

>>12745243
You're shit at trolling. Like they'd think like a citizen to rub in in their face. If anything say we were here first or fuck you lazy pendejo. Mexicans are not trying to call attention to themselves, you're an incredibly obvious white person or grabbler being terrible at being antagonistic

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>>12745261
>>12745265
>>12745274

Ok you got me. I'm French Algerian but we have actually made France better especially football.

>> No.12745292

>>12745283
>that image
Only this website could find a way to reproduce across species.

>> No.12745344

>>12745167
>Yuropoor microwaves must be closer to operate
No wonder the Brits want to leave