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>Visiting Britain
>Go to restaurant for breakfast
>Order their breakfast special
>Served a plate of beans, a burnt half of a tomato, 2 links of sausage, and 2 eggs

Is this really what the british eat for breakfast?

>> No.12743591

>>12743577
No, that was a special breakfast. Can't you read?

>> No.12743600

I visited Britain on Monday and had my nipples sucked on and watched season 13 of QI.

>> No.12743602

>>12743577
Normally it's just a hot bowl of flavourless mush called "root-marm"

>> No.12743632

>local supermarket has a british tesco section
>try their famed heinz brand beans
>they're fucking tasteless

I guess it suits the bland british palate, but fucking hell it was worse than any kind of bbq or molasses beans I've tried.

>> No.12743646

>>12743577
>>Served a plate of beans, a burnt half of a tomato, 2 links of sausage, and 2 eggs
Sounds good, i'd rather have that over bread.

>> No.12743685

>>12743577
>visit Britain
>Go to restaurant
>Order breakfast special
>Awite, brekkie fatha yank, innit
>baked beans, smoked herring, cheese toast, and mushrooms
>pint of ale to drink
>drink it through a metal straw, narrowly avoiding death
>while I'm eating, everyone is laughing because I keep putting my knife down after every time I cut a bite of food
>one of the patrons speaks up, "Oi, yew gah a loicense fa tha knoife?"
>finish my meal
>pay the tab, plus 20% gratuity, despite the terrible service (had already given them two stars on google)
>walk outside
>get hit by a truck driven by a British Muslim

>> No.12743700

>>12743632
Fucking American retard. Maybe they should fill them with more sugar and artificial flavorings. Would that be enough taste for you?
You fat, stupid cunt. If I met you I’d fucking kill you. You’re nothing. You’re worthless.

>> No.12743705

>>12743700
You forgot to swear on your "mum".

>> No.12743733
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>>12743700

>> No.12744461

>>12743700
Go have a bean and chill the fuck out

>> No.12744474

>>12743632
>bbq or molasses
So not enough sugar syrup for your refined palate.

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12744496

>>12743577
>visit britan
>order breakfast
>its shitty beans, eggs, and toast
>taste like shit
>cost 15 dollerydoos
>leave
>walk down aids infested road
>attacked with acid
>mfw my melting skin taste better

>> No.12744654

>>12743577
A. Why the fuck would you go to *ngland?
B. Why would you expect *nglo food to be anything but liquid dogshit?

>> No.12744733

>>12743700
Ok retard

>> No.12744759
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>>12743700

why is this so goddamn funny to me

>> No.12744835

>>12743577
Doesn't seem as bad as your making it out to be op.

>> No.12745308

>>12743632
Heinz suck. Should have had Bachelor's.

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>>12743700
Bobby boy gets butt blasted about beans

>> No.12745546

>>12743602
sneed

>> No.12745554

>>12745546
you realize thats not an insult right, or to you just parrot everything you see here?

>> No.12745573

>>12743600
This was my experience with Britain also

>> No.12745582

>>12743700
Typical no class fat British chav with burned out tastebuds

>> No.12745634

>>12745554
i noticed a simpsons reference so i posted 'sneed'; calm down you incel

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>>12745634
>simpsons

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>>12745634

>muh incel

Of all the normalfag memes I've seen since I got back, this one is the most amusing. It's like, do you not have $200 dude? Really?

>> No.12745703

>>12743600
Same except it was Countdown.

>> No.12745723

>>12743577
>order a special
>hmm is this regular?

>> No.12745736

>Visiting America
>Go to restaurant for breakfast
>Order their breakfast special
>Waitress is gunned down by a disgruntled incel before she can bring my order

>> No.12746123
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>>12743700
your beans are bad and you should feel bad

>> No.12746128

>>12744461
I'll flick your mum's bean mate

>> No.12746146

>>12743700
Based

>> No.12746170

>>12743577
yes,but it'll get better after brexit

>> No.12746176

Got called a racist at Greggs today.

>> No.12746177

>>12745634
Unfunny fuck

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12746195

Peepee + poop
AHAHAHAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA

>> No.12746206

>eating breakfast at a restaurant
>expecting anything decent

>> No.12746224

>>12743700
BASED

Yanks btfo

>> No.12746260

>>12746176
Lmao Fuck Em' m8