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What's the most retarded canned food?

>> No.12742221

>>12742215
Canned op.

>> No.12742228

>>12742221
Canned responses

>> No.12742240

>>12742228
Canned cope

>> No.12742248

>>12742240
:(

>> No.12742265

>>12742248
Canned cans

>> No.12742292

>>12742215
can it

>> No.12742471

>>12742215

Cock. Shouldn't be in a can, should be in my mouth. (i'm a girl)

>> No.12742473

Canned e

>> No.12742500

>>12742265
I love this thread.

>> No.12742520
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>> No.12742529

>>12742215
>making canned cheeseburgers for hiking
>not building a McDonalds in the mountains
Do Europeans really?

>> No.12742534

I loved ‘anned ‘pam

>> No.12742544
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>> No.12742566

>>12742500
>>12742544
Someone can these dubs so they stay fresh

>> No.12742586
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>>12742566
>>12742544
>>12742500
Checked

>> No.12742637
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CANadians

>> No.12742683

>>12742215
canned air which was a product at walmart for a while

>> No.12743563

>>12742683
My local CVS sells canned oxygen

>> No.12743615

canned air isn't stupid, you're just stupid because you dont know what it is used for

>> No.12743627

>>12742683
Like compressed air?

>> No.12743686

>>12742683
They still have it. But there's a bittering agent in it now so you can't huff it to get high and make your voice sound like a monster lol

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>>12742683
>>12743563
>>12743615
>>12743686

>> No.12744193

>>12742215
Can anyone here be serious for just a second?

>> No.12744204

>>12744193
Can it, nerd.

>> No.12744214
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>>12742215
Leave it to the brits...

>> No.12744224

>>12743615
The air is very polluted in our state so we use the canned air sometimes just to breathe a little easier. It’s not bad if you wait till they’re on sale and stock up

>> No.12744228

>>12744214
So I'm guessing it's canned in the opposite order as listed so you can just upend the thing on a bowl or plate or however you'd eat this aberration.

>> No.12744229

>>12743627
No that’s for blowing out dust etc. canned air is just for breathing

>> No.12744240

Canned jelly

>> No.12744243

>>12744228
You eat from the can

>> No.12744244

>>12744204
ugh, that'd taste awful

>>12744214
>>12744228
it's a suppository

>> No.12744254

Someone post the gif of that canned chicken

>> No.12744281
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12744281

Who the fuck eats canned potatoes? Not me, that's for sure. I'll happily eat dehydrated potato products, but canned sounds disgusting.

>> No.12744945

>>12744229
There's a good OTR about that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Pail_of_Air
Some of these OTR shows are really good and make one think.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=pail+of+air

>> No.12744957

>>12742471
This is the most obvious fake female I’ve ever seen on this site. Nobody even bothered to say tits or gtfo, that’s how blatantly obvious it is that the poster has a penis.

>> No.12744961

>>12744957
Show tits and GTFO faggot!

>> No.12744971

>>12744957
>implying girls cannot have a penis
Get with the times boomer

>> No.12744973

>>12744961
>show tits and gtfo
>implyging shit about shit
>doesn’t shit shart his brain smarts
>probably a nigger
Tippiest toppiest of keks, my fellow old faggot :^) xXDDDDXXDDD

>> No.12744980

>>12744971
Is there actually still anons in 2019 that are in denial about being gay for traps?

>> No.12744984

>>12744980
They consult lawyers these days and go to court if they feel a slight.

>> No.12744986

>>12744228
it's not real. all day breakfast is though.

>> No.12744990

>>12744281
poor people. my mom used to get these from the food bank, we made potatoes au gratin w them. was good

>> No.12745031

Canned green beans are the most vile shit on the planet

>> No.12745508

>>12743615
my town in the mountains unironically sells jars of "fresh mountain air" to cityfag tourists for $5 a pop and surprisingly they sell.

>> No.12745879

>>12742240
Canned have sex

>> No.12745884

>>12744214
Confirmed fake

>> No.12746064

>>12744971
canned bait

>> No.12746178

>>12744281
THESE are good as shit, shut your mouth

>> No.12746322

>>12742529
you can just buy mcdonalds and take it hiking. it will still be good

>> No.12746348

>>12744193
Found the redditor. Now go back.

>> No.12746798

>>12744990
But why? Potatoes are cheap as fuck and last a long time even without a can.

>> No.12747929

>>12742215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5f9d3m35VU

>> No.12748202

>>12742215
you cant go wrong with canned hamburgers. Just throw it into a frying pan over the fire

>> No.12748256

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVza_AnhQ3E

>> No.12748289

>>12744986
wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaICKru7DfQ

>> No.12749607

>>12748289
This is charity

>> No.12749611

>>12746798
Presumably for the ease of distribution for the foodbank, rather than because it's actually cheaper.

>> No.12749633

>>12745508
Isn't that some weird old gag stuff from the 1970's like pet rocks?

>> No.12749639

>>12745508
Does the jar have a nice design at least

>> No.12749644

>>12749633
Nah, it's not just sold to tourists. There's a profitable online trade in bottled fresh air.

>> No.12749680

>>12749644
I’m waiting for my package of air to be delivered. Just breathing real shallow till it shows up.

>> No.12749706

>>12742215
your mum

>> No.12749710

>>12745879
Canned cringe

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>>12742215

>> No.12749911 [DELETED] 

>>12742500

canned dubscheckum

>> No.12750008

>>12742215
merry cans

>> No.12750035

>>12745884
Nope
https://youtu.be/iaICKru7DfQ

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>>12746348

>> No.12750073

>>12750035
doesn't look half bad
was expecting extremely wet slime

>> No.12750078
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best can fight me

>> No.12750106
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>>12750078
Can't fight you

>> No.12750156
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there was an modern """""""""artist""""""""" who literally sold cans of his own shit in 1961.

One of the cans sold for ~ $330,000 back in 2016.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist%27s_Shit

>> No.12750204

>>12750156
Anon... Feaces are not food.

>> No.12750206

>>12750204
It is not art either, its degeneracy

>> No.12750211

>>12750206
It's both. The degeneracy is selling shit in a can. The art is watching people buy it.

>> No.12750228

>>12750206
They were made as a sarcastic jest towards the art intelligentsia.
Criticism is not degeneracy. On the contrary, it's quite healthy.

>> No.12750234

>>12742215
Haggis.

>> No.12750237

>>12750228
intentional shitposting (shit-canning?) is still shitposting

>> No.12750238

>>12749807
Is this the magic method to suss out suspected jews?

>> No.12750419

can ucks

>> No.12750452

Canned jars

>> No.12751138

>>12750073
I think the combination is retarded though. They could’ve left the cake out of it

>> No.12751256

Why do some call foil and cans ‘tin’ when neither has been made from tin in decades.

>> No.12751406

>>12751256
why are some people too retarded to realise that we use a lot of outdated terms?

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>>12750049

>> No.12751432

>>12750035

its A FAKE
VIDEO

its confirmed a fake.

>> No.12751702

>>12744193
hello redd*t

>> No.12752843

>>12751138

well thats because its fake and was confirmed viral shit for a video game shill website.

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>>12742215