Hey look at me

[Anonymous No.12738664]

I'm an American lol, I put my god damn eggs in the mother fucking fridge god damn it

does it get any more american than this?
NOPE! its as american as peanut butter and obesity

[Anonymous No.12738669]

haha, that's exactly it! That's totally what they sound like.

[Anonymous No.12738671]

>>12738664
>obsessed

[Anonymous No.12738681]

>>12738664
haha you're right I do put eggs in the fridge you got me man :)

[Anonymous No.12738696]

Where else are you supposed to keep them? Up your ass like the eurofags? Surprised they can fit so much up there when their heads take up most of the room.

[Anonymous No.12738703]

Oh look, more third world pleas for attention.

[Anonymous No.12738705]

>>12738664
About an 80% chance OP is American

[Anonymous No.12738710]

>>12738664
>does it get any more american than this?

Not spreading any butter on your bread when making sandwiches is pretty damn American. They smear some strange, white gloop on the bread instead.

[Anonymous No.12738728]

>>12738696
>>12738703
oh look its a couple of high-fructose-corn-syrup's making lascivious remarks.

[Anonymous No.12738798]

>>12738710
I don't spread anything on my bread when making sandwiches. If the bread and filling can't speak for themselves, the sandwich is ruined anyway.

[Anonymous No.12738936]

>>12738728
>sharty
Now thatsa americano!

[Anonymous No.12738953]

https://youtu.be/Xbqv1SuQJ0s

Now we can end the thread.

[Anonymous No.12738966]

>>12738703
This thread reeks of american false-flag, so yeah, it does look like a third world plea for attention.

[Anonymous No.12738977]

>>12738953
looks like he has ptsd from the "egg question", also probably has a huge collection of chinese cartoons and mango.
£ I am a real american £