/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12716187]

>spend 30+ minutes preparing food
>about to eat it
>a fly lands right in the middle of it
>it flys away before you see the exact spot it touched
be honest what do you do

[Anonymous No.12716190]

>>12716187
Eat the food.

[Anonymous No.12716192]

>>12716190
underrated post

[Anonymous No.12716194]

>>12716187
Go on with business as usual.

[Anonymous No.12716196]

I become enraged and go upstairs to beat the absolute fuck out of my grandma for letting a fly into my establishment

[Anonymous No.12716197]

>>12716187
flies are vaguely sanitary as long as your kitchen isnt filled with rotting meat and is realistically clean

[Anonymous No.12716215]

>>12716187
for real? I'd eat it. only autists are that obsessively hygienic about everything. a fly touched less than 1mm area on your food, get over it. if you eat anything like chicken with your hands, you likely put more bacteria in yourself, so stop caring about it.

[Anonymous No.12716217]

>>12716197
>flies are vaguely sanitary as long as your kitchen isnt filled with rotting meat and is realistically clean
Not at all true.

[Anonymous No.12716225]

>>12716197
>vaguely sanitary

[Anonymous No.12716230]

>>12716197
Very wrong, very untrue. 4th graders will agree.

[Anonymous No.12716237]

>>12716215
so you'd be perfectly fine with me picking up dogshit and bringing it over to your plate and only touching 1mm area of the food with it? You'd still chow down on it?

[Anonymous No.12716246]

>>12716237
No, because of the intention of you coming to fuck with my food.
Bugs are part of life. They exist. Grow the fuck up, you retarded little child.

[Anonymous No.12716250]

>yfw you realize anything commercially made has spent time in uncovered vats and/or on conveyor belt assemblies exposed to the open air
>yfw you realize everything you eat has touched a bug at some point
Stop being pussies.

[Anonymous No.12716298]

You are the type of fag who thinks a blue rare steak is dangerous don't you

[Anonymous No.12716307]

>>12716298
>comparing a temperature preference to literal garbage eating pathogen carrying insects touching your food
you have toxoplasmosis

[Anonymous No.12716312]

>>12716237
flies are not THAT dirty. if one lands on your arm, do you rush to the shower?

[Anonymous No.12716313]

>>12716230
>"man why are Republicans always so attractive!"
>"I'm not cherry picking guys, it's true! So as long as you disregard ugly people!"

[Anonymous No.12716325]

>>12716197
>flies are vaguely sanitary
Not even close. However, you're extremely autistic if a fly landing on your food makes you throw it away.

>b-b-b-but what if i get sick?!?!
Humans have been eating food that was BRIEFLY touched by flies or other insects for as long as they have existed simultaneously. If you have such a weak immune system that 6 micrometers of "contamination" from a fly's legs kill you then you don't deserve to live and were probably a common cold away from death anyway.

[Anonymous No.12716326]

>>12716312
if I was about to put my arm in my mouth then yes I'd rush to the shower. You people, I swear, thanks god I wasn't born in a third world country or have these third world standards you try to insist are normal

[Anonymous No.12716337]

Is this you op

[Anonymous No.12716344]

>>12716187
Wish for a goth gf

[Anonymous No.12716672]

Scoop the top part off of the dish and feed that part to my wife

[Anonymous No.12716724]

>>12716187
Eat the fly.

[Anonymous No.12716807]

>>12716230
O shit that was the boston free speech rally.

[Anonymous No.12716989]

>>12716187
haha wasn't expecting to see jord on /ck/

[Anonymous No.12716993]

Make sure to catch the fucker and suck off the food it stole away on its legs before continuing to eat my food.