webm thread let's go boys

File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, How to Make Cheese at Home.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Jul 26 16:29:23 2019 No.12692951 [Reply] [Original]

webm thread
let's go boys

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 16:30:18 2019 No.12692953 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, LINGUINE WITH TUNA AND CHERRY TOMATOES.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 16:33:58 2019 No.12692965 File: 2.91 MB, 480x600, hairy human torso.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 16:46:04 2019 No.12693020 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, 1560286974837.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 16:50:28 2019 No.12693050 >>12693020 what's that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 16:58:23 2019 No.12693081 >>12693020 sips nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 17:10:05 2019 No.12693115 >>12693050 risotto?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 18:45:55 2019 No.12693504 File: 2.71 MB, 400x230, gay faggot of the faggot fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Getting this out of the way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 18:47:28 2019 No.12693508 File: 2.97 MB, 720x404, Drink Works.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 18:54:22 2019 No.12693527 >>12693508 half the experience of drinking is making the drink and the artistry of liquor

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 18:56:22 2019 No.12693535 File: 2.86 MB, 720x404, Cooking with White People.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 18:58:25 2019 No.12693539 >>12692951 Let's go soyboys!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 19:00:01 2019 No.12693546 >>12693535 This was pretty funny. Even funnier when you realize this channel is 3 shitskins

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 19:14:36 2019 No.12693601 >>12693546 So glad we brought them out of the jungles and deserts.

Anonymous Fri Jul 26 19:24:03 2019 No.12693627

>>12693535
white people food is anything meant to be eaten with a fork and knife or off of a plate. Food you eat with your hands off the ground, or off a banana leaf, cooked on dung, or eat with wooden sticks is non white food. its hard to see "white" culture when youre swimming in it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 19:32:02 2019 No.12693652 >>12692953 All that editing "flare" for something that has all ingredients in a pan...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 19:34:03 2019 No.12693661 File: 2.88 MB, 640x522, Fancy Cheese Plate.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 21:45:52 2019 No.12694039 >>12692953 >Oil AND butter Americans, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 21:48:41 2019 No.12694048 >>12693020 Damn. Thrower has got some good fucking aim.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 21:51:18 2019 No.12694059 >>12693546 Blacks or Indians? I'm guessing blacks. Tbh though that looks like something a leftist would eat, lots of soy/almond/guac/cucumber.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 21:51:27 2019 No.12694060 >>12693508 This is the most female thing I've ever seen in my life

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 21:53:04 2019 No.12694064 >>12693535 >this is what brown americans believe No wonder the low IQ.

Anonymous Fri Jul 26 22:06:28 2019 No.12694116

>>12694039
I think you need to experience this.
A good piece of meat, frying pan with butter and olive oil.
put in a garlic clove and a thyme sprig when its about 70% done (just so you avoid burning the garlic and fuck up the flavor).
Then baste the meat with the mixture until done

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 22:20:30 2019 No.12694165 >>12693050 Looks like polenta.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 22:21:05 2019 No.12694168 Post j/a/ck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 22:24:45 2019 No.12694179 >>12694039 >>Oil AND butter >Americans, holy shit. Oil will prevent the butter from burning. You can use only oil, but butter ads flavour. Common practice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 22:26:07 2019 No.12694183 >>12692953 >Castlevania Olives I'm in

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 22:34:35 2019 No.12694211 >>12693504 By what manner does he egress without a spillage of hen's eggs most dire?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 22:36:18 2019 No.12694217 >>12693504 Is this the legendary egg king /ck/ walkways talk about?

Anonymous Fri Jul 26 23:39:03 2019 No.12694380

>>12693508
>bar quality cocktails
So, shit? Why the fuck would I want stale, water-downed, overpriced, bottom shelf swill made hastily- at home. Gas zoomers & lennies now, ffs.

>inb4 the bar me and my bfs go to aren't like that
You're a faggot with shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 23:55:38 2019 No.12694439 >>12693050 A ride on lawnmower and a cement mixer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 26 23:58:34 2019 No.12694445 >>12694380 >Implying Kuerig isn't pure Boomer product

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 00:02:36 2019 No.12694457 >>12694039 What shithole are you from with such poor gastronomy that oil + butter is mindblowing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 00:11:19 2019 No.12694474 File: 87 KB, 1024x863, 10767688346_9ba611dc7c_b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12694445 >Introduced 1998; 21years ago https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keurig You were saying?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 00:13:25 2019 No.12694487 >>12694211 You do realize there is a door behind him right? That's a mobile food stall. Like you exit through the door in the back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 00:40:56 2019 No.12694563 >>12694474 >Expensive product with horrific levels of waste engineered for convenience above quality When it was made doesn't mean it isn't by and for Boomers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 00:42:57 2019 No.12694570 >>12694179 >oil will prevent butter from burning 100% false. It doesn't matter what you mix butter with - once the butterfats reach a certain temperature, they will burn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 02:21:16 2019 No.12694813 File: 1.81 MB, 352x240, How To Make Bread . CK.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 03:53:58 2019 No.12695013 File: 2.21 MB, 270x360, avgCK.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 04:05:46 2019 No.12695034 >>12695013 king ass ripper is a god

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 04:16:34 2019 No.12695054 >>12694570 This is correct except it’s the milk solids that burn, not the butterfat

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 05:19:05 2019 No.12695180 >>12693020 Ah, Bergamo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 05:26:50 2019 No.12695192 >>12692951 Fucking retard setting that 1mm above a germ-ridden drain. Should be a strainer over a clean pot. Also just wear disposable latex gloves vs getting your funky hand yeast introduced. Ugh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 05:41:24 2019 No.12695224 >>12694813 That's so gay, and I lived through the 80s

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 08:28:08 2019 No.12695615 >>12692951 can someone please post the soy latte webm im kicking myseof for not have saved it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 08:37:14 2019 No.12695642 File: 1.91 MB, 640x358, Made with Soy Milk.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12695615 Because you admitted your mistake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 08:38:23 2019 No.12695644 >>12692965 why was the cheese hairy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 08:39:26 2019 No.12695646 >>12693504 this is the only reason i ever come to 4chan

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 08:39:38 2019 No.12695647 File: 1.88 MB, 720x300, favorite CK za topping.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 08:41:12 2019 No.12695655 >>12694813 this is great

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 09:01:47 2019 No.12695729 >>12693661 Are those kraft singles

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 09:37:57 2019 No.12695822 >>12693661 >I cut the trash food down and placed it on a place using tweezers. That makes it fancy! I hate this nonsense so hard. It doesn't look good. It doesn't even look different from the regular products.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 09:46:13 2019 No.12695846 >>12694060 fuck off you delusional projecting faggot women drink straight from the flask

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 09:49:57 2019 No.12695854 >>12692965 is this aged in a sheepskin?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 09:54:47 2019 No.12695879 >>12695854 No it's actually a greek man

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 10:16:55 2019 No.12695931 >>12695642 based anon god i love this so much

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 10:22:42 2019 No.12695949 >>12695013 what the fuck is this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 12:31:48 2019 No.12696375 >>12695846 You sound mad, did some woman hurt you recently?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 12:41:18 2019 No.12696413 File: 55 KB, 1197x810, dfghjk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12693535 Very funny ;)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 12:50:14 2019 No.12696456 File: 435 KB, 720x720, 1545968707063.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12693508 >buying a product from an company that openly shits on the President heh, yeah, nah

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 12:51:03 2019 No.12696462 >>12696375 Not him but women are horrible people

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 13:15:39 2019 No.12696579 >>12692951 To make good cheese you need to set it at a steady temperature, what the fuck is this nigger doing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 13:56:53 2019 No.12696746 >>12693020 Imagine sitting there and SPLAT here's the food you paid good money for.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 14:38:36 2019 No.12696911 >>12696456 >Implying the President doesn't openly invite getting shit on by his actions >And pissed on

Anonymous Sat Jul 27 14:46:42 2019 No.12696952

>>12696456
>caring this much about a companies political stance

You're no better than the whiny faggots who won't eat at Chic Fil A because they don't support faggot marriage. Further proof that the nu-right is just as cringy and pathetic as the nu-left.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 14:50:11 2019 No.12696968 File: 2.95 MB, 544x960, 32447566359.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 14:52:03 2019 No.12696974 >>12696911 >She shouldn't have dressed that way, officer

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 15:31:39 2019 No.12697137 >>12696974 That's not the same thing, and you fucking knew it before putting your dickbeaters to keyboard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 15:36:00 2019 No.12697156 File: 160 KB, 960x491, butter-with-olive-oil.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12694039

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 16:14:28 2019 No.12697314 File: 3.87 MB, 322x338, 1516529104028.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12696968 every time I see this webm I wonder how many of those little peels have been shoved into that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 17:32:28 2019 No.12697598 File: 635 KB, 1280x720, Foie Gras.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 17:57:19 2019 No.12697728 File: 2.95 MB, 960x720, Submarine Mess (1978) comfy . kino ck tv.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12695224

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 18:21:10 2019 No.12697844 >>12697728 Is that really a submarine? It looks way too roomy. Surely that's a carrier or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 20:18:13 2019 No.12698254 File: 1.21 MB, 236x177, 29500338.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12697598 She's on a hunger strike so he had to force feed her!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 22:27:50 2019 No.12698630 >>12692953 So puttanesca for people who can't handle flavor?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 22:35:00 2019 No.12698661 >>12693020 Because nothing improves the ambiance of an enclosed space quite like quite like the sound and smell of an unmuffled yard tractor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 23:26:46 2019 No.12698818 >>12693504 Unironically inspired me (new to cooking) to become a beast at making egg sandwiches

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 23:33:42 2019 No.12698839 >>12695642 This is a horrifying glimpse into the reality of a growing number of humans lives. I dont think Ill ever be ok

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 23:41:06 2019 No.12698863 >>12694813 Thank you for this.

Anonymous Sun Jul 28 00:05:22 2019 No.12698915

>>12693627
Sorry to burst your bubble, but kitchenware, specifically forks, were developed by the Chinese, which aren't white, and were adopted by middle east civilizations (whom you call mudslimes nowadays) before European civilizations did
The oldest forks known were found in China

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 00:13:15 2019 No.12698932 File: 2.87 MB, 720x300, Rat Burger . ck. tv Demolition Man.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 00:15:48 2019 No.12698939 >>12698915 And just like gunpowder, they threw it away, for Europeans to make it into something actually useful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 00:23:54 2019 No.12698963 >>12698932 Who the fuck saved my webm and put a watermark on it?

Anonymous Sun Jul 28 01:06:02 2019 No.12699067

>>12697844
One of the biggest secrets of submarine life is that the navy spends a lot of time and money on food quality for sub sailors. 2+ months underwater in a tube that is only freezing cold or swelteringly hot is a rough life, so most of the morale is created in the kitchen. Its cramped quarters but they need to rotate 150 people through that mess 3 times a day so its the largest open space on the ship and can fit quite a few people at once. They stock mostly raw ingredients instead of premade foods to save space so nearly everything is scratch made. The fresh lettuce makes me think its pretty early into deployment though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 01:07:47 2019 No.12699071 >>12699067 I know submarine food is good to improve morale, I just think that kitchen and mess hall is way too damn roomy to be a sub.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 01:24:47 2019 No.12699115 File: 2.14 MB, 720x480, WOW.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 01:38:40 2019 No.12699150 >>12694060 Nope the most female way is to actually go to a bar and have virgin orbiters buy drinks for them

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 01:59:24 2019 No.12699195 >>12695642 disturbing video

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 02:09:39 2019 No.12699211 >>12699115 Me in the blue shirt on the left.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 06:07:42 2019 No.12699686 >>12695013 Ohh DAAAAYYYUM

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 07:25:15 2019 No.12699884 >>12692953 >Oil and butter For what purpose? It won't taste good this way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 08:19:37 2019 No.12699990 >>12697598 Pancake batter?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 08:32:32 2019 No.12700031 >>12693020 Rice truck just arrive

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 10:37:32 2019 No.12700459 >>12698839 >Dude makes a stupid face to show off some coffee tech >Hurr I haet da wurld durr!

Anonymous Sun Jul 28 10:40:28 2019 No.12700474 [DELETED]

>>12698939
No, they adopted cooking techniques that meant to didn't need a weapon at the table, which was why Europeans went to the fork and table knife, so everyone wasn't just eating with their personal utility knife at every meal.

Both cultures changed to utensils that you couldn't shank a guy with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 10:51:08 2019 No.12700505 >>12696456 > any year > beta orbiting the president of the united states

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 10:54:20 2019 No.12700514 File: 234 KB, 1400x1050, Dump.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12700505 Sad! Really sad! Many such cases!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 10:55:08 2019 No.12700515 >>12697598 ugh imagine that guys just getting a chub on thinking of her gulping down that slop. fucking atrocious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 15:53:58 2019 No.12701743 File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, Homemade Oreos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 15:55:27 2019 No.12701753 File: 2.45 MB, 640x360, brandy butter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 15:57:02 2019 No.12701761 File: 1.26 MB, 640x360, chaku.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 16:03:29 2019 No.12701796 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, lardy cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 16:04:51 2019 No.12701805 why are these threads always filled with recipe webms

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 16:09:53 2019 No.12701837 >>12701805 /ck/ is a cooking board

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 16:22:07 2019 No.12701903 >>12694813 >>12695224 >>12695655 >>12698863 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHK0uFb6Vzw now with sound

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 16:28:34 2019 No.12701942 >>12695192 mmmm random wild type yeast cheese

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 16:33:25 2019 No.12701966 >>12701805 What would you prefer?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 17:04:42 2019 No.12702122 >>12699071 That's a submarine mess and galley from a larger ballistic missile sub. Given the age of the video most likely a Benjamin Franklin class SSBN.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 18:39:31 2019 No.12702609 >>12698963 Me

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 18:58:53 2019 No.12702687 >>12693661 This is a form of war.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 19:01:11 2019 No.12702697 File: 17 KB, 800x600, 1545335059839.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12693504

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 19:05:00 2019 No.12702714 >>12695642 Please tell me that the Asian guy has a wife and kids and that the soy man doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 19:11:51 2019 No.12702748 File: 102 KB, 818x1024, 1527628973073.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12702697

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 19:32:36 2019 No.12702843 File: 2.64 MB, 800x450, 1564222061202.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 19:33:43 2019 No.12702851 File: 2.79 MB, 1280x720, 1564222009858.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 19:34:47 2019 No.12702857 File: 1.25 MB, 1052x562, 8dc7efd2e63925efafe42be174a8793cb8722e449d3feaa77cf6226da93adca0.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 19:35:51 2019 No.12702860 File: 2.02 MB, 640x360, 6557eb0254f854631ed266d50b7b37bb61e9de367a67fdfb361e6f9bff76b306.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 19:44:12 2019 No.12702903 >>12695879 hahahahaahahhaahahahahah

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 19:46:46 2019 No.12702915 >>12702860 Anyone else feel really, really uncomfortable watching this. I'm generally not squeamish, I buy whole chicken carcasses and butcher them myself, but this just speaks to a nameless fear I can't place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 19:56:55 2019 No.12702967 >>12698932 God I have a crush on her

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 19:56:55 2019 No.12702968 >>12702714 It's interesting how much the guy triggers you, even though he's clearly living a better life than you are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 20:01:41 2019 No.12702990 >>12702860 Aw this doesn't show the best part, where they had to xray and 3D reconstruct the bone structure to give the machine an exact pathway to cut each one

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 20:02:49 2019 No.12702996 File: 2.88 MB, 480x360, happy hot dog man.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12702843 >>12702851 Why is anime so retarded?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 20:11:41 2019 No.12703050 File: 2.47 MB, 640x427, 1501806908763.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 21:16:48 2019 No.12703369 >>12701753 >giant spoonful of sweetened butter on top of a dessert that's already loaded with sugar Do Americans really do this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 21:20:11 2019 No.12703382 >>12702857 That's not how you eat corn, silly!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 21:26:30 2019 No.12703411 >>12703050 what faggot keeps coming up with new meme ways to make ice cream?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 21:26:55 2019 No.12703413 File: 257 KB, 1200x1039, DjrSY5QX0AAOH2k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12702996 Reminds me of the Invader Zim comic where Zim sells the patent of an anthromorphic hotdog to a company but it was so stupid the company went bankrupt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 21:37:31 2019 No.12703466 >>12703369 brandy butter is just brandy and butter, also its British and that was a mince pie, also British. i dont know what the fuck that vid was doing t. Brit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 21:44:36 2019 No.12703508 >>12702860 finally a solution to the immigration crisis

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 21:51:46 2019 No.12703544 >>12703411 Novelty draws more attention, and thus money, than doing things the same as the guy two blocks down.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 21:53:30 2019 No.12703558 the satire flew by you mach speed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 21:54:01 2019 No.12703562 File: 98 KB, 640x606, FT_19.06.28_IllegalImmigrationMexico_US-unauthorized-immigrant-total-declines-from-Mexico_2[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12703508 There is no "immigration crisis." It's just Trump playing off your fears.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 21:56:35 2019 No.12703572 >>12703562 the RATE has decreased, they aren't going back. also how many of those 'other countries' are also south americans crossing the mexico boarder

Anonymous Sun Jul 28 21:58:46 2019 No.12703583 [DELETED]

>>12703572
Gee, it's almost like they're fleeing from problems US policy caused and are here to legally file for asylum...

Still not an "immigration crisis."

Also, highly restrictive borders are why Mexicans started staying in the US long-term instead of coming up for work, then going home.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 22:02:26 2019 No.12703594 >>12695822 the satire flew by you mach speed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 22:06:15 2019 No.12703605 >>12693508 Hey, would you like to go back to my place for a drink? >> MMMMMM, WHRRSHWHRHSHH, PHBPHBPHBPHBPHBPH, SPALLLLAAAAAAAAAAAt >> ahh

Anonymous Sun Jul 28 22:06:55 2019 No.12703606 [DELETED]

>>12703562
Where's the 2018 and 2019? Leftist media has come out acknowledging the crisis too. As someone who lives a 15 minute drive from the border and can see Tijuana from his home, the border is not impregnable, it's pretty easy to go to Mexico but more difficult to enter the US

Anonymous Sun Jul 28 22:08:20 2019 No.12703614 [DELETED]

>>12703583
>Gee, it's almost like they're fleeing from problems US policy caused
no, they're fleeting because their countries are shit holes filled with gangs
>legally file for asylum
gang violence isn't a valid reason for asylum neither is wanting to pick fruit
>highly restrictive borders are why Mexicans started staying in the US long-term
no its because mexico is a fail state and life is better even for illegals in america

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 22:12:14 2019 No.12703628 >>12703614 >Filled with hands Hahaha what are you 12 and retarded?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 22:13:37 2019 No.12703634 >>12702996 No it's not! It's real!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 22:17:03 2019 No.12703649 >>12703628 sweetheart google mexico and gang

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 22:18:27 2019 No.12703652 >>12702915 The primal fear of you getting hooked up to one of those machines and get disassembled like the webm

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 22:18:36 2019 No.12703653 >>12694064 You mad bro?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 22:22:56 2019 No.12703668 >>12702968 But I am happier than him. I have the edgy boyfriemd I always wanted since I was a young retarded girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 22:23:39 2019 No.12703669 >>12693661 xD le meme ches plate but with twash ingwedients

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 22:26:13 2019 No.12703677 File: 12 KB, 295x311, 1367063351691.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12703594

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 22:33:49 2019 No.12703696 >>12703606 >>12703614 >Hurr lemme suck the pathological liar's cock cuz he says what I want to hear

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 22:37:01 2019 No.12703705 >>12702860 God I wish that was me

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 22:38:58 2019 No.12703710 >>12703562 >>12703583 >>12703696 Exactly. I, for one, want to see my country become a failed Latinized shithole. It'll be progressive n' stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 22:44:41 2019 No.12703736 >>12692953 All that slow mo is unbearable. Is this a Magnum ice cream commercial?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 22:48:33 2019 No.12703753 >>12703710 And there's the complete bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 22:51:17 2019 No.12703760 >>12703696 >hurr durr spics only started illegally crossing in 2016 even hillary was pro-wall till democrats realised spics vote

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 22:52:48 2019 No.12703769 >>12703760 >Hurr people hu cunt vot vot Retard. Trump's own "Election Integrity" commission found no evidence of this, why do you keep repeating it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 22:53:55 2019 No.12703772 >>12703769 i said spics not illegal spics retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 23:09:43 2019 No.12703836 >>12703772 Ah, so you just hate America.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 23:10:22 2019 No.12703839 >>12697137 You literally endorsed rape, fag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 23:13:42 2019 No.12703853 >>12703839 At what point? Because "major political figure's own actions draw deserved derision" is not the same as "endorsing rape" you fucking troglodyte.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 23:14:42 2019 No.12703859 >>12703836 spics =/ america no more than visigoths are roman or arabs are egyptians

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 23:20:09 2019 No.12703882 >>12703859 Reminder that the Southwest was theirs before we stole it from them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 23:23:29 2019 No.12703896 >>12703882 Reminder that the Southwest was essentially barren and uninhabited before whites made it not. also they're coming across the boarder they have no more right to that land because of thier race than i do over all of europe because of my race

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 23:24:57 2019 No.12703905 >>12703896 >Meaningless gibberish about nonsense >Admitted he was attacking citizens and legal residents in earlier post

Anonymous Sun Jul 28 23:24:58 2019 No.12703906 [DELETED]

>>12703614
You don't know anything about any of the nations south of Mexico, do you? Political persecution is widespread in South American nations, and the request for asylum in these circumstances is legal and appropriate according to international treaties that we have officially signed up with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 23:29:34 2019 No.12703926 >>12702860 kf_bioticlabs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 28 23:44:13 2019 No.12704001 File: 97 KB, 711x948, f4f50855f2383a7cb6b1e551d177cd74-imagejpeg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12703562 *in Millions, damn REKT

Anonymous Sun Jul 28 23:59:58 2019 No.12704059 [DELETED]

>>12704001
>Was already going down
>Intentional fearmongering about "duh ebil immigrants gunna kill yuh"
I'll remind you that Trump was just as racist, and just as wrong, and is still arguing in the face of complete exoneration by DNA evidence, that the Central Park Five were guilty when they were not. This shit with the border is just a repeat of behavior he's engaged in in the past, just like Birtherism.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 00:15:23 2019 No.12704092 >>12697598 GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG CMON

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 00:22:29 2019 No.12704120 >>12703562 >There is no "immigration crisis." sure shlomo, just give it 15 years and see what happens :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 00:37:50 2019 No.12704187 File: 1.11 MB, 1065x650, b5cdd7e4f6d1d7c223ce393da897e713-imagepng.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12704059 >>>/pol/catalog

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 00:41:56 2019 No.12704205 >>12702857 ...jav code?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 00:45:08 2019 No.12704224 File: 51 KB, 709x595, 1558085125981.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12702857 She really likes corn

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 00:58:04 2019 No.12704276 >>12699067 imagine the smell of 150 men all inside a submarine

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 01:02:03 2019 No.12704293 >>12704120 We might have a functional adult in office and you twats will be embarrassed about what you believed in your twenties?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 01:06:18 2019 No.12704304 >>12703668 > >happy > spends time on this site complaining about soy webms

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 01:14:35 2019 No.12704328 >>12704293 How old are you, anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 01:14:58 2019 No.12704330 >>12704304 I'm not complaining about it. I just think weak men shouldn't breed is all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 01:34:47 2019 No.12704372 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, 1563765081734.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 01:38:54 2019 No.12704381 File: 774 KB, 640x640, 1465091217641.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 01:45:02 2019 No.12704407 >>12692951 That was painful to watch. Looks disgusting. Why did she wrap it in a blanket?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 01:46:09 2019 No.12704411 >>12704407 So that it stays above a certain temperature would be my guess

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 01:57:55 2019 No.12704459 >>12692965 What does it taste like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 02:02:27 2019 No.12704472 >>12704407 It's cheesecloth to drain the whey through. If it was in the sieve alone the solids would push through the holes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 02:18:17 2019 No.12704519 >>12704472 My cheesecloth doesn't look like a throw blanket. I didn't even know you could purchase them like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 02:44:26 2019 No.12704612 >>12694474 My parents who are both 60 use kcups every day. We always used a French press when I was younger, but I think they've been swept up in the fangled technodoodlery of it all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 03:11:27 2019 No.12704684 >>12702857 >lifts skirt at the end That corn is going up her cornhole

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 03:13:03 2019 No.12704689 >>12702860 How easy would it be to repurpose this for long pig?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 03:13:42 2019 No.12704692 File: 22 KB, 540x495, 1559257259357.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12704519 I don't know why you would want to purchase cheese cloth like that... Unless its reusable some how...?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 03:16:51 2019 No.12704704 >>12702843 >shrimp on pizza do onaniniggers really do this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 03:18:22 2019 No.12704707 >>12702857 Look at that country girl makin' do

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 03:20:24 2019 No.12704712 File: 1.23 MB, 640x360, Posh Pickled Onion.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 03:21:00 2019 No.12704714 File: 78 KB, 427x427, 50977148.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12704372 >A fucking banana lasts longer than you

Anonymous Mon Jul 29 03:22:48 2019 No.12704718
File: 266 KB, 900x900, 1564126737059.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12696952
>You're no better than the whiny faggots who won't eat at Chic Fil A because they don't support faggot marriage.
Yeah she is, cause she isn't trying to sue and ban bakeries for not baking a cake. She's just trying to promote her values through voluntary means.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 03:23:09 2019 No.12704719 File: 2.78 MB, 720x720, Gillian Anderson Sex Education.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12704714

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 03:26:41 2019 No.12704729 >>12702860 Imagine the smell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 04:26:02 2019 No.12704863 File: 177 KB, 1600x900, VENTO2708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12693050 Rissotto nero

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 04:30:44 2019 No.12704867 >>12704718 This gels so poorly that you might be pretending to be dumb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 04:45:05 2019 No.12704905 File: 338 KB, 1200x798, 1540940135505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12704719

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 05:09:25 2019 No.12704944 >>12703753 80iq shitskins will make the us a utopian paradise.

Op Mon Jul 29 05:12:16 2019 No.12704951 [DELETED]

File: 75 KB, 676x581, 1560395194909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12704059
>Trump was just as racist
Racism doesn't exist.
Also, how retarded to you have to be to take Trump literally, and think that pointing out the inaccuracies found in what are essentially messages crafted for the sole purpose of market and branding, makes you intellectual?

Its like fact checking whether McDonalds truly serves the world's best fries, or whether Disneyland is truly the happiest place on earth.

Anonymous Mon Jul 29 05:17:48 2019 No.12704960

>>12704951
It wasn't that long ago that making statements clearly marketed for the sole purpose of market and branding would bring down a world leader. This has in fact been the first US President allowed to get away with it. I guess this will now be considered commonplace. The future seems interesting, but not very pleasant.

Op Mon Jul 29 05:26:39 2019 No.12704974

>>12704960
>It wasn't that long ago that making statements clearly marketed for the sole purpose of market and branding would bring down a world leader. This has in fact been the first US President allowed to get away with it. I guess this will now be considered commonplace. The future seems interesting, but not very pleasant.
Which world leaders have been brought down by this prior?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 05:36:21 2019 No.12704999 >>12704712 I know plate dressing is something considered relatively important in all higher end restaurants but it's just a fucking meme to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 06:19:01 2019 No.12705085 >>12702860 >halfway through Quake 4

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 06:20:37 2019 No.12705092 >>12704999 trips of truth. Also, I hate any webm that makes me hungry because the portions look so small.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 06:22:37 2019 No.12705095 >>12705092 You get multiple plates with multiple experiences. Enough that any reasonable person is satiated by the end of it. Stop admitting to being so poor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 06:25:31 2019 No.12705099 >>12693050 Eggs Erroneous

Anonymous Mon Jul 29 06:42:35 2019 No.12705141
File: 1.63 MB, 240x240, 1561594198484.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12705095
>Stop admitting to being so poor.
But I am poor.
And taste extends to the satisfaction one experiences as a customer. Nothing will ruin a night out than leaving a restaurant hungry after spending hundreds of thousands of dollars.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 08:03:44 2019 No.12705301 >>12704718 >They were sued for inciting harassment >This part is always ignored

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 08:04:46 2019 No.12705304 >>12704951 >Racism doesn't exist. Tripletarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 08:11:39 2019 No.12705321 >>12693652 Flair*

Anonymous Mon Jul 29 08:17:39 2019 No.12705335 [DELETED]

File: 37 KB, 604x453, 1560451086070.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12705304
You can't fix problems that don't exist, which is why all attempts to fix it, have failed spectacularly.
In reality, there is only right vs wrong. Good vs evil. When someone has an issue with someone else based on ethnicity, that is simply their personal problem, usually based upon the individuals they know.
Take my retarded cousin. He says he hates all chinese people, ALL 2 billion of them, because he thinks a chinaman was responsible for stealing his girlfriend this one time.
And yet bigger retards like you will think that this is racism.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 08:42:00 2019 No.12705395 >>12703369 >Americans I saw measurements in sensible grams, not cups and firkins. Anyway, is your diet so strict that you don't eat unhealthy shit at Christmas? >>12703466 >brandy butter is just brandy and butter And sugar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 08:45:09 2019 No.12705405 >>12704718 >she

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 08:48:29 2019 No.12705414 Can someone post THE webm of Ramsay's scrambled eggs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 11:00:01 2019 No.12705792 >>12703668 >women >on /ck/ tell me another joke

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 11:16:10 2019 No.12705860 File: 114 KB, 854x859, 1562500112634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12702860 i so wish the end is nigh but it looks like its just getting started , god help us all

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 11:23:57 2019 No.12705891 File: 23 KB, 550x411, 1551322227041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12704719 wait...is that a deep fake or is that actually real? i don't even care that shes the reptilian lizard queen i'm interested

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 11:26:57 2019 No.12705903 >>12693535 Fake and gay. He didn't actually cook the pizza.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 11:50:05 2019 No.12705973 File: 2.75 MB, 640x360, scrambledeggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12705414

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 12:17:20 2019 No.12706055 >>12697844 Some subs are really big >>12699067 >freezing cold or sweltering hot Why would there be significant temperature fluctuations in a tube that's underwater? >>12704276 Probably fine. They have ventilation (otherwise they would all suffocate).

Anonymous Mon Jul 29 12:36:52 2019 No.12706130

>>12705973
That honestly looks pretty good. It's definitely a method that requires pretty precise heat control, but it's a sound way to do it. The creme fraiche stops the cooking right where he wants it as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0
>Fucks up the first slice of toast

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 12:44:02 2019 No.12706162 >>12705891 Real

Anonymous Mon Jul 29 13:18:22 2019 No.12706325

>>12706055
>Why would there be significant temperature fluctuations in a tube that's underwater?
If you are working in the engineering areas near the heat exchangers or steam pipes it can get quite warm. It can also get warm in the galley. Likewise, on the bridge or CIC area the air is kept cold to help cool down the ton of electronic equipment that is constantly running. And finally, the ship absorbs the heat or cold from the surrounding water. If you are transiting the North Atlantic in november, the ship will be overall cooler than it will be in the South Pacific in June.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 13:35:52 2019 No.12706415 >>12693508 Mixing liquids is haaaaarrd!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 13:54:32 2019 No.12706502 >>12705891 Sex Education on Netflix, she plays the main character's mom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 15:44:02 2019 No.12707027 >>12696968 fucking why

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 15:48:30 2019 No.12707047 File: 2.57 MB, 853x480, 1554067198461.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12692951

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 16:00:16 2019 No.12707110 >>12707047 OK, I lol'd. 1: Tamago Kake gohan is tasty, and technically the rice cooks it a bit. 2: Worchestireshire sauce? Seriously? 3: Milk on rice. Why. Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 16:03:17 2019 No.12707127 >>12707110 Sora to Umi no Aida

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 16:05:04 2019 No.12707134 >>12707047 What's the point of making this long expensive animation when you can just have the same shot by a digital camera

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 16:09:46 2019 No.12707165 >>12707134 Humans can't make those exaggerated reactions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 16:11:10 2019 No.12707174 >>12707027 It's a rental and it makes him laugh to think about it being found one day and nobody knowing where it came from.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 16:18:42 2019 No.12707218 >>12707127 >Sora to Umi no Aida >Fishing in Space >2 stars on Crunchy Alrighty then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 16:33:19 2019 No.12707300 >>12707165 That's also a good point considering how unreasonable it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 16:37:06 2019 No.12707319 File: 1.66 MB, 480x600, idiot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 17:03:09 2019 No.12707394 >>12702857 CODE PLEASE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 17:29:43 2019 No.12707481 >>12701761 this made me go wash my hands

Anonymous Mon Jul 29 17:44:37 2019 No.12707541
File: 1.36 MB, 1549x2048, 1564374890962.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12707134
>What's the point of making this long expensive animation when you can just have the same shot by a digital camera

iq equivalent of the temperature of jack's cooking right here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 17:50:49 2019 No.12707584 >>12693508 >2 same-sex relationships >3 mixed-race relationships >0 normal relationships Really says a lot about cocktail-drinkers

Anonymous Mon Jul 29 17:53:35 2019 No.12707593

>>12693546
>>12693627
>>12694064
>>12694064
Jesus Christ, /pol/ is leaking. And they're the ones who say leftists get butthurt over the littlest thing. It's a satire video you fucking retards. Same thing as the watermelon and fried chicken meme. Grow up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 18:38:53 2019 No.12707756 >>12693504 >gay_faggot_of_the_faggot_fort.webm instead of >gay_feggot_of_the_feggot_fort.webm wasted potential

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 18:46:12 2019 No.12707781 File: 20 KB, 335x347, 1552655202860.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12698932 >tfw no peruvian mono-eyebrow gf to eat rat burgers with why even live?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 18:56:29 2019 No.12707827 >>12701743 anyone tried it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 18:57:13 2019 No.12707835 >>12697598 >Here comes the genetics honey!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 18:59:20 2019 No.12707844 >>12707319 Ok this guy fricks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 19:16:10 2019 No.12707946 File: 76 KB, 700x614, 1558742883928.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12702748

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 19:16:54 2019 No.12707953 >>12704704 Shrimp on pizza is great man, although those plus squid and mussels all soaked overnight in a sweet chilli marinade overnight make for a godlike pizza

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 19:20:39 2019 No.12707972 >>12697598 only read the filename and actually expected foie gras i fill pretty stupid

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 19:27:12 2019 No.12708010 File: 1.54 MB, 700x500, surlypeasantofeggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can someone post the asian chick with the loaf of bread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 29 20:27:25 2019 No.12708245 >>12707946 Incredible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 00:16:35 2019 No.12709164 >>12707827 I tried it. Not sure if I did something not quite right, but the cookies themselves did not have the texture or taste of an oreo cookie. Frosting was much better than the oreo frosting though, since fresh buttercream frosting is amazing.

Anonymous Tue Jul 30 00:36:06 2019 No.12709225

Webm thread, huh. Same webms with a garden variety of bitching at each one. Same ole' rollercoaster everyday on these threads. Hmm like; how does he get out, how, eggs, how?!? Like is all the people making the webms get a high off of doing so just to see people bitch and complain about them, then go on to repost them every webm thread. It's funny that these webm makers get a crazy laugh at normies that keep reposting replies to the same webms posted in every thread. This. is. hilarious. You gotem webm bois.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 01:30:48 2019 No.12709384 >>12709225 XD

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 01:39:10 2019 No.12709403 File: 1.40 MB, 626x360, 1538115473768.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12709225

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 02:33:11 2019 No.12709539 >>12699211 nigger

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 03:09:57 2019 No.12709621 i dont want to explain why but can somebody use deepfake technology to put moots face on the surly egg king please i really need it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 03:49:32 2019 No.12709753 >>12693020 This looks like a fucking hellish experience

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 04:04:19 2019 No.12709784 >>12694039 Sorry you're a dumb nigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 04:06:10 2019 No.12709792 >>12695642 This is a cursed webm

Anonymous Tue Jul 30 04:12:16 2019 No.12709810
File: 1.57 MB, 4940x3740, 1446460633653.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12704960
>It wasn't that long ago that making statements clearly marketed for the sole purpose of market and branding would bring down a world leader.
Bruh, all politicians make statements about marketing and branding. That's pretty much what politics is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 04:13:56 2019 No.12709815 File: 186 KB, 900x1200, 1552738344475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12707134 >what's the point of painting a portrait when you can just take a picture?

Anonymous Tue Jul 30 04:18:46 2019 No.12709826

>>12692953
*Why do I need a webm for a recipe where you toss everything in a fucking pan and why did they do all this stupid editing to begin with?
*Why do they still use that stupid hipster text font?
*What is with the aggravating slow-mo?
*Why would you combine that stupid hipster text font with constant aggravating slow-mo? That's not even consistent. That's the font people use for videos set to cliche overly happy/homely we-eat-organic music. Why would you use slow-mo for that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 05:31:45 2019 No.12709937 >>12705891 It's an alright show as long as interracial relationships don't make you freak out

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 06:40:05 2019 No.12710039 File: 631 KB, 1632x1280, smm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12709937 >Media pushed miscegenation is cool >Same media that hates whites >They're totally not linked Big think

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 07:11:27 2019 No.12710092 >>12693508 Fucking normies i swear

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 07:14:27 2019 No.12710096 File: 26 KB, 361x361, aged_wb20150419030047131667.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12695642 This fucking timeline

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 07:23:19 2019 No.12710117 File: 22 KB, 620x372, 7320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12693508 Oh, a Juicero for cocktails!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 07:23:45 2019 No.12710118 >>12704407 kys

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 07:24:41 2019 No.12710119 >>12702857 country girls make do

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 07:36:44 2019 No.12710131 >>12707593 dilate

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 07:41:44 2019 No.12710137 >>12696413 based

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 07:58:35 2019 No.12710179 >>12703605 This made me laugh. Thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 08:05:21 2019 No.12710194 >>12710131 post hog chud lmao.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 08:05:54 2019 No.12710196 >>12704407 To maintain a rudimentary semblance of maintaining the proper temperature.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 08:11:09 2019 No.12710205 >>12705973 This is how I always make scrambled eggs for one or two people. Except the creme fraiche.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 08:16:02 2019 No.12710212 >>12693504 FUCKING HOW!?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 08:21:10 2019 No.12710223 >>12702748 Is this some Loss edit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 08:25:09 2019 No.12710232 >>12709164 i guess it depends on the type of cocoa you use.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 09:27:24 2019 No.12710369 >>12705973 This is the way to make real scrambled eggs. I've never added fresh creme but I like cream cheese in them

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 09:29:18 2019 No.12710374 >>12707047 Source?

Anonymous Tue Jul 30 10:03:34 2019 No.12710467

>>12706130
>pretty precise heat control
not really, i skimmed over the video once and i just take the pot with eggs off the heat for like 10 seconds at a time, i dont even time it. i dont time when i do it either. i do it a couple times until i reach the consistency i want, too easy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 10:09:34 2019 No.12710487 >>12710131 seethe

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 11:29:48 2019 No.12710774 File: 2.88 MB, 534x534, AggressiveFakeBandicoot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 11:32:12 2019 No.12710782 >>12710774 That's not funny. My Italian nonna died because of this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 14:18:02 2019 No.12711399 File: 2.87 MB, 480x480, Leek and Pancetta Risotto.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 14:23:53 2019 No.12711417 >>12711399 >Goes straight from slicing the leek to in the pan Grit and dirt city.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 15:23:31 2019 No.12711655 >>12707781 THAT'S A WOMAN?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 15:26:29 2019 No.12711664 >>12707110 >Milk on rice. Why. rice krispies

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 15:27:40 2019 No.12711671 >>12709403 why would you heat a bunch of eggs if you are going to make scramble eggs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 15:30:52 2019 No.12711686 >>12711664 Those are cooked into a dry, popped cereal state. It's not a rice pudding, either. That's hot, freshly cooked rice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 15:32:57 2019 No.12711695 >>12711686 i could say rice pudding but that's more of a mexican dessert and i dont think is quite popular in america. perhaps the joke is that since she is an american, cereal is a popular breakfast so that's why she poured milk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 15:49:39 2019 No.12711771 >>12711417 >Grit and dirt city. Just like your neck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 16:05:16 2019 No.12711839 File: 581 KB, 1757x666, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12693504 anon, the best part was at the very beginning

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 16:09:07 2019 No.12711850 >>12711771 Wow. Impressive. Did you think that one up all by yourself or did you have to ask your caretaker for help?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 16:15:37 2019 No.12711865 >>12696413 I'm black and honestly, this is justified

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 16:15:49 2019 No.12711867 >>12699115 ngl sunny is 10x the presenter as crazy face man

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 16:19:17 2019 No.12711882 >>12707946 ohh shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 16:24:42 2019 No.12711913 >>12707593 reddit

Anonymous Tue Jul 30 16:38:59 2019 No.12711994

>>12705141
>Nothing will ruin a night out than leaving a restaurant hungry after spending hundreds of thousands of dollars
>hundreds of thousands of dollars

Nigga what food do you think you get with that kind of money? The most expensive dish in america is a fucking burger.You think you'll go hungry after that?

The posh plating shit is a couple hundred for the experience usually.

By the way, I'm also poor. I'm just not as much of a pessimistic retard as you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 16:41:19 2019 No.12712007 File: 717 KB, 2148x2212, bitch yelling.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12707110 weeb

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 16:44:21 2019 No.12712023 >>12712007 >He thinks knowing about shit is bad

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 16:51:15 2019 No.12712067 >>12707047 >yay japanese anime!!!!! pretend i put my soyboy image on here too. im at work and cant be bothered to find one >>12712023 he was right to criticize you. knowing the name of a japanese dish from one of your animes is weeb and gay

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 16:53:23 2019 No.12712076 File: 393 KB, 449x401, 1487300939589.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12712023 >He thinks japan will respect him now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 16:56:32 2019 No.12712095 >>12712067 >>12712076 >Retards who think they're cool because they're stupid and hate things

Anonymous Tue Jul 30 17:02:50 2019 No.12712131
File: 184 KB, 425x340, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12712095
I don't hate things. I'm just not pretentious. I know rice is "gohan" and egg is "tamago." I've picked up other phrases in Japanese as well. Some of it from anime, some from Filthy Frank, and some from elsewhere. I don't hate that you know it.

What you did though was bust out your handmade knife roll to cut a slice of cake to serve yourself. You're a fucking weeb who tried to look impressive by knowing more than the next guy just to stroke your ego's cock.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 17:06:00 2019 No.12712145 >>12712131 >Hurr durr durr How is "knowing what a thing's proper name is" pretentious, dickwad? It's not, and you're just trying to justify your own ignorance. Do you call ramen "noodle soup" so you don't look pretentious by your own stupid standards?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 17:07:37 2019 No.12712156 >>12697844 Russian Typhoons had a swimming pool inside

Anonymous Tue Jul 30 17:15:26 2019 No.12712200
File: 37 KB, 586x578, 1528843146390.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12712145
>I know a thing
>I want other people to know that I know a thing
Pretentious.
>You're just mad you don't have all this beautiful knowledge of mine
Pretentious.
Not only that but you attempting to further your seething "he's probably some idiot" argument by disregarding what I say.

Well, I hope you at least find a nice nip wife to abuse someday. Maybe it'll make you feel "adequate"

Anonymous Tue Jul 30 17:19:48 2019 No.12712223

>>12693020
>here's your fucking food you goddam pigs!

That's exactly what I think these fucking retarded joints are saying to their customers when they think of stupid shit like this. Anybody got the webm of those hipsters eating ice cream out of a toilet and acting like they aren't literally humiliating themselves every time they dip their spoon in?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 17:30:53 2019 No.12712289 File: 10 KB, 320x255, 1479875464516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12712223

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 17:32:37 2019 No.12712300 >>12695013 If it fits into his macro...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 17:38:10 2019 No.12712324 >>12712289 You're right it's not deep at all but when some rich assholes are paying ridiculous amounts of money to have their food literally dumped on the table in front of them then it kind of makes you wonder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 17:42:02 2019 No.12712347 File: 2.99 MB, 610x776, announcing_you_dont_intend_to_tip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12712324 >>12712223 >>12712289 Case in point...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 17:45:57 2019 No.12712363 File: 2.13 MB, 202x360, toileticecream (1).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 17:47:52 2019 No.12712374 >>12712363 That's disgusting. They might as well be using the same spoon. They should have served themselves out of the bowl onto personal plates.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 17:54:05 2019 No.12712401 >>12712347 this is without a doubt the gayest thing ive ever seen

Anonymous Tue Jul 30 17:56:24 2019 No.12712413

>>12712347
Makes more sense if it's a byproduct of a bad idea

>Head chef has a coke-induced idea
>Make a molecular gastronomy Jackson Pollock dish on a table for people to eat
>Develops technique
>Teaches staff to be "avant garde"
>staff gives so little fucks they take it into shitposting territory, emboldened by the complacent yet fascinated reactions of rich soyboys and daddy's girls
>The arrangement is now "we dump shit on your table and pretend it's art, and you sit there believing it"

>>12712363
>Get high
>"let's put chocolate ice cream into a toilet!"
>"Lmfao gross"
>"no really! I bet it'll sell!"
>do it for the keks
>it sells well
>Now it's a stain on your restaurant... one that sells.
>You don't remove it because you want money
>they keep buying it because it's viral and quirky

Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:05:17 2019 No.12712473

>>12712413
lol the first vid is at alinea
goes to show how fucking stupid rich people and food critics are
i've dined at a lot of places just out of curiosity and more than the enjoyment of the food, the people watching is the best part
everyone looks like a fucking monkey in a suit, trying to be as serious and intellectual as possible as they eat this stupid shit
a lot of the stuff i've tried hasn't even been very good, just surprising to the palate with uncommon or exotic flavors

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:22:43 2019 No.12712539 >>12712200 Nice projection. Also, your whole getting triggered over something completely trivial is hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:24:34 2019 No.12712549 >>12712347 I'd call this "catering to Instagram tools who aren't going to eat it anyways."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:25:52 2019 No.12712556 >>12712539 >Projection >Triggered You're deadass using those wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:27:41 2019 No.12712561 >>12707593 >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WYPIPO >actually that really isn't accur... >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GB2/POL/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:27:57 2019 No.12712562 >>12712556 No, I think I'm pretty spot on. The completely innocent and accurate use of the proper name of a super-common dish got your insecurities firing, so you attack me be cause you're afraid of what it says about yourself.

Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:28:28 2019 No.12712565

>>12712413
It automatically makes sense as a conflict between instinctive aversion and knowledge that it is edible. It's a very simple approach to playing with aesthetic experience, but your brain seems to be falling apart with "but food just food it just food huh food just food but."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:31:50 2019 No.12712574 >>12712556 Seems pretty spot on from here chief.

Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:33:01 2019 No.12712577
File: 96 KB, 315x455, 0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12712562
You're starting to invent motivations for me now? You're really trying hard to save face in a crowd of people who are literally incapable of caring about you on more than a superficial level!

You're a weeb. At least wear that with pride.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:39:33 2019 No.12712601 >>12712577 Man, you're really going for broke now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 18:54:14 2019 No.12712669 >>12696456 Trump is a turd dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 19:14:16 2019 No.12712766 File: 227 KB, 286x483, 1536668171991.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12699115 the guy on the left is such a fucking psycho

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 19:15:43 2019 No.12712775 >>12712669 He's the least racist person in the world. Do you like racism?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 20:00:29 2019 No.12712949 >>12712775 Oh, I didn't know it was opposite day.

Anonymous Tue Jul 30 20:23:05 2019 No.12713062

>>12694039
>>12694039
You are actually retarded. You need oil and butter with your spices to extract the flavors properly for sauce. If you aren't going to do that you might as well go buy a jar that's already made because the ingredients are wasted on you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 21:19:00 2019 No.12713306 File: 2.03 MB, 432x768, these_rice_noodles_being_speed_fried-54mdnsqg3dd31.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 21:41:56 2019 No.12713383 >>12697314 qt rocks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 21:43:13 2019 No.12713392 >>12695013 the filename sums up this board to a T

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 30 22:08:04 2019 No.12713478 >>12707174 So, he's a dumb asshole. Got it.

Anonymous Tue Jul 30 22:12:20 2019 No.12713499

>>12697598
That's actually a pretty sad webm. You can tell from the way its being fed to her and how its all blended together into a glop inside a pitcher that she's not just doing that to enjoy food or even (entirely) doing that just to sate a craven.

She's a feeder, and though I'm no feminazi, I think just like with those women doing financial domination, this is actually a form of abuse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 00:35:38 2019 No.12714057 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, those beans.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 00:59:43 2019 No.12714130 >>12714057 MOTHERFUCKING SLAP CHOP

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 01:04:38 2019 No.12714145 >>12712401 Try looking in the mirror

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 01:18:43 2019 No.12714184 >>12712347 must be great to do this just to cope that you won't get tips in the end

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 01:40:35 2019 No.12714252 File: 1.39 MB, 313x225, 1558203456865.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12712131 >I know rice is "gohan" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 01:41:44 2019 No.12714256 File: 134 KB, 800x450, 1541351581297.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12714145

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 05:21:05 2019 No.12714746 >>12712949 He said it himself. You can't deny it anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 06:30:18 2019 No.12714954 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12709403

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 08:15:54 2019 No.12715187 >>12702843 >>12702851 How the actual fuck can grownups actually watch this embarrassing trash

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 08:24:04 2019 No.12715210 >>12715187 >Everyone should conform to what I think adulthood means!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 08:33:48 2019 No.12715229 File: 157 KB, 513x380, anime is wonderful.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12715187 Quite easily.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 08:47:58 2019 No.12715261 >>12715187 >grownups

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 08:58:51 2019 No.12715278 >>12715187 They're autistic incel manchildren. No, but really. That's what they are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 09:13:00 2019 No.12715306 >>12712200 the limit of -1/x^2 as x goes to infinity is 0, though. I think you mean the limit as x goes to 0.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 09:17:11 2019 No.12715315 >>12712363 what's the name of this indian restaurant

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 09:30:37 2019 No.12715335 >>12715187 >>12715278 >Time to try a different trolling vector, since "attacking the anon who knew what a food was called" failed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 09:34:05 2019 No.12715348 >>12715335 The actual fuck are you talking about

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 09:52:53 2019 No.12715396 >>12715348 Playing dumb now, I see.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 09:57:54 2019 No.12715413 >>12715396 Ok, solid reply

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 10:05:40 2019 No.12715430 >>12715187 >How the actual fuck can grownups actually watch this embarrassing trash I dunno, lack of insecurity?

Anonymous Wed Jul 31 10:24:19 2019 No.12715475

>>12714746
>He said it himself

>Found guilty of violating the Fair Housing Act by ordering his property managers to turn away all minorities 4 years after it was passed
>Has spent 30 years falsely accusing the Central Park Five, demanding they be executed despite complete exoneration by DNA evidence, has never recanted
>Spent several years falsely accusing Obama of not being born in the US, even with both versions of the birth certificate being made public
>Led off his campaign by claiming all southern border immigrants were drug dealers, rapists, and murderers, and has never backed down from that

Trump says a lot of things that don't match his actions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 10:43:16 2019 No.12715551 >>12714057 This has got to be Jack, right? That fucking mayo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 11:00:47 2019 No.12715595 >>12702857 please give source

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 14:42:52 2019 No.12716309 >>12696413 Cope, seethe, and dialate. Unbased and cringe pilled. Rent free.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 15:21:58 2019 No.12716454 >>12692953 >Use a tiny amount of soaking wet tuna paste wat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 15:30:42 2019 No.12716494 >>12695013 What's in those cans?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 18:43:10 2019 No.12717220 >>12695846 dilate

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 18:48:38 2019 No.12717249 >>12698939 Based truth-bomber

Advanced search
Text to find
Subject [?]Search by post subject. Leave empty for any.
Username [?]Search for user name. Leave empty for any user name.
Tripcode [?]Search for tripcode. Leave empty for any.
Email [?]Search by email. Leave empty for any.
Filename [?]Search by image filename. Leave empty for any.
From Date [?]Enter what date to start searching from. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
To Date [?]Enter what date to start searching until. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
Image hash
Search in	All Posts OPs Only
Deleted posts	Show all posts Show only deleted posts Only show non-deleted posts
Internal posts	Show all posts Show only internal posts Show only archived posts
Order	New posts first Old posts first
Capcode	All Posts Only by Users Only by Mods Only by Admins Only by Developers
Results	Posts Threads
Action	[ Simple ]

/ck/ - Food & Cooking