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12690681 No.12690681 [Reply] [Original]

>*steals your money*

>> No.12690688

Yeah.... I mean if loot boxes in video games is gambling I feel like these friggin things should be too.

>> No.12690692

>>12690688
Very current reference and analogy. Not bad, boomer! Youre puttin in effort to keep up. Just one small request: try not to force it so hard, daddy-o. You're fine. Be yourself :)

>> No.12690695

>>12690688
>tiered system
>chances of better items from vending machine increase as you pay more
>chance of not getting anything decrease as you pay more
>small chance of double loot or hidden foods
We should release these.

>> No.12690697

>>12690695
Imagine all the concerned editorials in the gossip press.

>> No.12690701

>>12690695
Damn id give it a go. Japanese vending machines already have prize systems built in, we need to catch up.

>> No.12690707

>>12690697
Exactly. Free publicity.

No such thing as bad press until the first lawsuit. Just put them in a good spot with a disclaimer. I'm really concerned about the no guarantee of dispense of item counting as illegal gambling, but claw grab machines and shit like that can get away with it so I'm sure we can find a technicality somewhere; maybe a hold-in button or quick-time event.

>> No.12690716

What number are you pressing, /ck/?

707 here

>> No.12690717
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12690717

>*breaks machine open*

>> No.12690719
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>>12690681
GOD I FUCKING LOVE JAPANESE VENDING MACHINES HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WISH MY SHITHOLE COUNTRY HAD THEM FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.12690725

>charges 10% more for using a credit card without telling you
Heh, nothing personnel

>> No.12690732

I remember going on a field trip for school and putting the 20$ bill my parents gave me to buy lunch (it was a field trip to a place with a cafeteria) into a vending to buy water and it ate it.

When it came time for lunch no one not even the teachers would give me money to buy something and I didnt eat all day. It was a good field trip.

>> No.12690738

>>12690719
Me too man, me too. I think if we didn't have any blacks we could probably have outdoor vending machines like that. I mean the Mexicans would tag the shit out of them but at least they wouldn't be getting smashed open every other day.

>> No.12690739
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>>12690738
the world would be a much better place without nigs around.

>> No.12691048

>>12690681
just break it open with a crowbar snap lulz

>> No.12691053

>>12690739
How does he know the racial heritage of the people who did that?

>> No.12691057

>>12690695
no thanks, can I just have my god damn sandwich that I paid for?
>2019
>can't invent a vending machine that doesn't use those shitty garbage useless thieving nigger spiral racks

>> No.12691065

>>12691053
oh come on

>> No.12691073

>>12690681
>Flaming hot Cheetos but no regular Cheetos

That machine is based and quite frankly doesn't exist. In my world it is always the opposite of that. Flaming hot Cheetos should be the standard not cheesey Donald drumpf Cheetos

>> No.12691079

Mouse trap for humans
Hmm I was on my way, thinking of other such things and sorts...
My god, me! I now crave for peanuts and chocolate...and chips, and cheetos
(stuffs money in wrong, in a rush)

You could have just kept walking; problem solved

>> No.12691083

>>12691079
what if I'm at work and forgot my lunch cooler

>> No.12691086

>>12691053
What other race do you have to literally put cages on elementary school snack vending machines because even their 4 foot 3 toddlers can't be trusted to not smash them open

>> No.12691095

>>12691065
>>12691086
If you've never met a white vandal (they break things just for fun), you don't know anything about the world.

>> No.12691126

>>12690681
>Call number on the sticker
>Say the machine stole your 5 shekels
>Give address
>Receive an envelope with a single coin in it
It's dumb, but it's really satisfying.

>> No.12691132

>>12691083
Get checked out for early onset alzheimers.

>> No.12691140

There's one of those in my city that gives you two bottles of tea and then when you press the change button it gives you back all the money you put into it. Hope they never fix it

>> No.12691371

>>12691095
>b..but white people vandalize too
not as often and you know it

>> No.12692640

>>12690681
>*buys vending machine corporation and steals your money*

>> No.12692794

>>12691095
WE GOT A 13 GOING ON 50

>> No.12692804

>>12691095
Yeah okay grandpa. Read a crime statistic and stop bitching about zoomers having your occasional antic, while you brag about the stupid shit you did as a kid.

>> No.12692817
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12692817

its payback for all the free sodas and cigarettes boomers stole out of the old machines

>> No.12692821

>>12691371
And in conclusion it must have been a black person who broke that condom machine. Nice brain you got going there. I wonder if that's natural or if it was damaged at some point.

>> No.12692836

>>12691126
Ive been screwed by these machines a couple times. Im getting my money back, thanks for pointing this blatantly obvious option out for me.

>> No.12692847

>>12690681
carry one of those pocket torches, when one steals your money, melt the plexiglass and take your shit

>> No.12692870

>>12690681
Funfact, these machines are extremely top-heavy and have a higher mortality rate than bear attacks.

>> No.12692876

>>12692870
they're purposely built that way
don't fuck with the snack mafia anon

>> No.12692880

>>12690688
I never ever understood of the loot boxes be gambling. There is nothing to lose, you are always guaranteed something, it might not be that great of a prize but it's something.

>> No.12692977

>>12690716
those options and you choose some whack rice krispies that you could make better on your own? pls step up anon we're waiting on you

>> No.12693011

>>12692804
Based

>> No.12693017

>>12692821
On one hand we have destructive stupidity and petty theft. While these are surely the hoofprints of pavement apes i just cant imagine a large percentage of blacks are being responsible and having safe sex.

>> No.12693063

>>12690719
how can one island contain so much A E S T H E T I C

>> No.12693898

>>12690681
>has a tappa tappa
>doesn't work

>> No.12693951

>>12693017

They could sell them, use them as bags to carry more stolen shit in them, or even as a mask to commit a robbery.

>> No.12693961

>>12690716
309

>> No.12694175

>>12690681
>drops an extra candy bar

>> No.12694562
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>>12690739

why we can't have nice things

>> No.12694602

>>12694562
Would Japanese style vending machines work in the west if it was card payment only? Maybe make them extremely durable so no nogs can smash them open and loot all the drinks/items inside, that way you can have machines set up in quiet neighborhoods and parks like they do in Japan. Theres always the solution of putting them in populated areas where nobody would dare openly try to break open one or else be seen by a lot of people, but that would defeat the purpose of conveniently placed vending machines just a short walking distance of wherever you live.

>> No.12694624

>>12690688
>food analogy

>> No.12694841

>>12694602
why would you set up a vending machine in a quiet area? if you're the owner you want a populated area so you make more money

>> No.12694847

>>12690716
111

>> No.12694851

there was one vending machine in my school cafeteria that stole like $10 from me. I don't know why I kept trying to use it.

>> No.12694858

>>12690681
>*shake it to get free stuff*
only when no one is looking

>> No.12694860

>>12694602
No

Japanese are just different. Even with all the immigrants there, its totally unlike america.

>> No.12694876

>>12690681
AISLE HAVVA NUMBA NAIGHN

>> No.12694877

>in building for night school
>notice that the vending machine has one pack of knotts berry farm cookies left
>when I come back after class to buy them it's gone
>no one else in my class went past the vending machine
fucking ghosts

>> No.12694884

>>12694602
Probably not. Not the US, at least. If blacks don’t break it, homeless will. No homeless? Rednecks will. Rich area? Teenage boys will. A rich white retirement neighborhood? Some crotchety old fucker will destroy it because it doesn’t accept wooden nickels.
Americans love to destroy.

>> No.12694899

>>12692880
Imagine if you could gamble $1 but would be guaranteed at least a penny back, would it no longer be gambling?

>> No.12694935

>>12694841
Have many of them set up almost everywhere so people can have access to the products easily

>> No.12694978

>>12692836
>thanks for pointing this blatantly obvious option out for me
As blatantly obvious as this option is, people still don't do it. "What? Spend a couple of minutes to get my 5 shekels back? Pass."

>> No.12694988

>>12694884
>A rich white retirement neighborhood? Some crotchety old fucker will destroy it because it doesn’t accept wooden nickels.
Probably some dumb shit like he doesn't understand why it doesn't work the way he wants it too and hates things changing. Besides, some rich fucker built it and they can afford to replace it.

>> No.12695084

>>12690692
you are gay

>> No.12695334

>>12694935
>wasting time and moneu servicing vending machines 1 or 2 people are using a week

>> No.12695337

>work break room machine ripped me off
>boss says to fill out this little slip for refund, tape to machine
>notice the vending guy has come and gone the next day to restock the machines
>he didn't take my refund slip off the machine
do I gotta go bust some kneecaps? where's my money

>> No.12695723

>>12695337
>refund slip
I hope you filed that in triplicate or it’s not valid

>> No.12695929

>>12695723
its not really a "slip" its more like a little envelope where you write down the info on the outside and tape it to the machine. and the vending guy is supposed to take it when they come to restock and bring it back next time they come with your money in cash inside it, and give it to the supervisor on duty.
but he didn't take it its still sitting there taped to the machine reeeeeeeeeeeee gimme my 3 bucks

>> No.12695959

>Brown and green milky way

Real milky ways are blue and white- ya know, like the fucking milky way

>> No.12696138

>>12695959
the standard flavor Milky Way has always been a brown and green wrapper, wtf are u smoking?

>> No.12696144

>>12695959
You jump timelines again Steve?

>> No.12696461

>>12690695
based

>> No.12696508
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>>12690695
>>12690688
ew, these guys just reddit'd all over the place

>> No.12697225

>>12690716
105 or 404

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>> No.12697282

>>12696508
>as she phone posts

>> No.12697292

>>12691053
This, everyone knows that minorities don't use protection

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>>12695337
>machine at work takes my dollar
>tell my supervisor
>sends me to the receptionist desk in the front office
>she opens a drawer in her desk and pulls out a coffee mug full of quarters
>gives me my dollar back
It's obviously a problem, why not get rid of the machine?

>> No.12697356

>>12690716
606 and 211

>> No.12697420

>>12697356
spoilers don't work here lad

>> No.12697559

>>12697420
Well. Ya got me.

>> No.12698177

>>12690681
308
404
101
504
603
402

>> No.12698223

>>12690716
605 is the chad choice

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>>12697274
DELETE THIS THEN DELETE YOURSELF

>> No.12698662
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>>12697274
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOP

>> No.12698858
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>tfw the other day at work I passed the machine, saw some animal crackers hanging off
>barely knocked the machine and they fell out
>gave it to a co workers little girl

Based retard who can't fill the machine right. Second time this has happened

>> No.12698865

>>12690732
You must have been the annoying white kid. No wonder you ended up here lmao.

>> No.12698883

>4chan tells me to start a vending machine business
>Fucking everybody irl tells me it's a retarded idea. Parents couldn't believe I would come up with something so stupid

>> No.12698895

>>12696138
What the fuck are you talking about, they have literally and objectively always been blue and white.

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12699163

>press cherry coke button
>says price and not "SOLD OUT"
>sweet
>insert money
>press cherry coke button
>WHIIIIIR
>WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIR
>SOLD OUT
>refund button doesn't even work

>> No.12699174

>>12698883
I mean if you could come up with a cool idea for a vending machine, why not take the risk?

Do what Japan does: hot meals in a vending machine somehow. Better yet, try to see if a Japanese vending company will do business in the US, and outsource your vending machines from Japan.

>> No.12699236

>>12690716
603 dawg

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>>12697282
>She

>> No.12699556

>>12698895
youre thinking of 3 musketeers

>> No.12699574

>>12692817
Always wondered about those old machines, were they really just a glorified fridge you had to pay to open?

>> No.12699901

>>12699574
it even looks like an old refrigerator