[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 1.29 MB, 1920x2560, IMG_20190723_233717.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12681133 No.12681133 [Reply] [Original]

my neighbors put a pear in my yard what does this mean? it's like 1am

>> No.12681139

>>12681133
Dig in my man.

>> No.12681146

>>12681133
Lmao savage as fuck. What you gonna do to get them back?

>> No.12681147

>>12681133
It's the culinary equivalent of the kiss of death. You have until sunrise. (The pear serves as your last meal so >>12681139 dig in)

>> No.12681149

>>12681133
Oh shit dude its a terrible omen. 360 and run. Run far far away. You know what happened to he last guy with a pear in his pants? You dont wanna know

>> No.12681152

>>12681133
Go stand in their front yard and have sex with it

>> No.12681157

>>12681133
Your neighbors have a pear tree near the fence, don't they? It just fell off the tree on your side of the fence, ya dingus.

>> No.12681162

Imma go eat it

>> No.12681163

>>12681133
You won’t know if it’s a bad omen until you take a bite. If it’s ripe, good fortune.

>> No.12681195

I hope you get cock aids

>> No.12681223
File: 2.57 MB, 360x640, VID_20190723_23-VideoToMp42.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12681223

it wasn't ripe. no I don't own a pear tree

>> No.12681235

>>12681133
>>12681223
a bat probably put it there. bats like to carry fruits

>> No.12681241

>>12681223
Oh god, it’s turning you into a skeleton

>> No.12681245
File: 74 KB, 900x900, 1562017985805.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12681245

>>12681133
it means they think youre the ancient demon Tazel, whom immediately transforms into Erkel when he gazes upon a pear

>> No.12681249
File: 113 KB, 960x1280, IMG_20190717_004313_035.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12681249

>>12681223
>that arm
What THE FUCK

>> No.12681251

>>12681235
we don't get pear carrying size bats around here

>> No.12681257

>>12681133
Take your medicine and go to bed.

>> No.12681258

>>12681251
maybe two bats carried it on a line

>> No.12681260

>>12681241
don't make fun of my lankness I'm getting my nutrition

>> No.12681263

Opie, you've come to the right place. We'll butter you up right good.

>> No.12681274

>>12681223
Jesus I bet you can slam dunk the moon with those arms

>> No.12681282

>>12681274
not tall enough, just retarded skinny

>> No.12681327

>>12681133
This board is full of redditor tourists.

>> No.12681333

>>12681133
and that's how creepypastas are born.

>> No.12681356

>>12681223
oh god the interloping pear has transformed you into a wraith

>> No.12681368

It's fucking cursed don't touch it

>> No.12681373

>>12681327
whats the matter you dont like pears?

>> No.12681393

>>12681223
fucking night dweller

>> No.12681395

>>12681149
If he turns 360 degree he will turn a full circle and will run straight into the pear rucking retard

>> No.12681400

>>12681260
Maybe thats why your neighbour is trying to feed you with pears. They're concerned.

>> No.12681403

>>12681395
It's a fucking idiot you retard how new are you?

>> No.12681405

>>>/x/

>> No.12681413

>>12681403
it's a metaphot

>> No.12681458

>>12681405
niggers are not supernatural

>> No.12681534
File: 36 KB, 720x720, FB_IMG_1563953477724.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12681534

>> No.12682128

>>12681327
This is just how 4chan used to be back in the day.

>> No.12682148
File: 158 KB, 1520x805, doppelganger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12682148

>>12681223
Give me my arm back faggot

>> No.12682151

they want ants and vermin to infest your yard

>> No.12682156

>>12681458
yea they are they spooks

>> No.12682177

gay code. watch your dad to see if he goes out there and sprinkles out a box of raisins.

>> No.12682196

>>12682128

Too true, you can tell the ultranewfags from the regular newfags by how often they use the term Reddit as an insult.

4chan was never good, it was always randos posting stupid random shit.

>> No.12682197

>>12681327
This. OP is a fucking newfag this thread has NOTHING to do with trannies or liberals. Wtf...

>> No.12682204

>>12681133
Is your neighbor on drugs?

>> No.12682214

>>12681133
One time my drunk neighbor picked watermelons at midnight and left one on my porch, they're probably drunk. From the tree trunk you're probably in Florida so drinking is more likely.

>> No.12682215
File: 457 KB, 756x1008, Resized_20190702_190513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12682215

>>12682148
Wtf

>> No.12682422

>>12681223
Skeleton! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.12682473

>>12681223
Leaving an untimely pear in someone’s garden is an old Illuminati sign. Is he a Freemason? Have you done anything to piss him off? They usually put the pear out a few days before taking revenge for some transgression against them. If you have a wife or daughter, offer her to your neighbor for the night, might help.

>> No.12682498

>>12682473
>If you have a wife or daughter, offer her to your neighbor for the night, might help.
t. Neighbor

>> No.12682535
File: 257 KB, 360x360, scareaton.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12682535

Mafioso squirrels! They laughed when I tried to warn them, but who's laughing now!?

>> No.12682587
File: 65 KB, 740x745, 1560248838272.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12682587

>>12681133
Fuck, you're screwed OP. Get out of town as fast as humanly possible and change your name. Ideally leave the country as well, you're up against some relentless motherfuckers.

It appears you've been visited by the vegan branch of the Cosa Nostra.
Normally, you'd have gotten the traditional horse head in your bed, but because they're vegans they use a pear instead. Due to the trademark vegan lack of body strength, they'll usually leave the pear outside unless they know your door is open and the hinges well oiled.

>> No.12682597

>>12681133
They're trying to poison your dog.

>> No.12682598

>>12682148
fucking lost

>> No.12682626

>>12682148
fucking cryptids are multiplying

>> No.12682664

>>>/x/

Skeletons aren’t real.

>> No.12683428

>>12681223
>that arm
ayy lmao

>> No.12683440
File: 871 KB, 245x230, 1559526315936.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12683440

>>12681223
>that soy claw

>> No.12683454

>>12682148
the /ck/ /x/ crossover no-one wanted

>> No.12683462
File: 132 KB, 700x801, 1482785041140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12683462

>>12682664
>he doesn't know
Anon, skeletons are everywhere. Heck, there might be one inside you right now!
A sexy sexy skeleton...

>> No.12683467

>>12683462
Tits aren't made of bone. This picture is stupid.

>> No.12683472

>>12681223
whats wrong with your arm? you look like a wwii jew after they starved when the allies "liberated" them.

>> No.12683486

>>12682148
What is this condition called?

>> No.12683514
File: 236 KB, 1080x627, 1509637914787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12683514

>>12683467
Eh, artistic license and such. You should probably steer clear of movies that requires suspension of disbelief.

>> No.12683529

>>12681327
Oh get fucked

>> No.12683544

>>12683514
Will do, thanks!

>> No.12683560
File: 156 KB, 800x800, 1558546747378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12683560

>>12683544
You're welcome.

>> No.12683804
File: 79 KB, 1080x1057, A57D048BD8CF4501ABCE7F22F5773517.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12683804

Sounds like OP was unprePEARed for this turn of events

>> No.12683811

ejaculate on it, throw it back in their yard.

it's 1 AM

>> No.12683820
File: 2.10 MB, 237x195, 1500224490402.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12683820

>>12683804
I'm retarded for laughing at this.

>> No.12683830

>>12682148
good lord

>> No.12683837

>>12683486
called being skinny retard

>> No.12683890

>>12683560
what is this art from? it's cute

>> No.12683915

>>12681133
Rick Ross loves pears

>> No.12683919

>>12683820
I'm more retarded for laughing at you laughing at this.

>> No.12683927
File: 884 KB, 1200x1500, 1478140605634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12683927

>>12683890
The Book of Life.

The doodles, except this one, is from BrokenLynx21/Nick Swift.

>> No.12683934
File: 235 KB, 656x1024, 1479038454128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12683934

>>12682148

>> No.12684136

>>12681327
fuck you and fuck your shitty bait zoomer

>> No.12684230
File: 492 KB, 401x632, lmaaaaaayyyyyyyyo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12684230

>>12681223

look at that fucking autism arm jesus m8

>> No.12685372

my mexican grandma threw a chicken corpse in her neighbor's yard to put a hex on their family for no less than three generations. maybe this is what canadians do with pears?

>> No.12685382

>>12681403
how new are you for responding to that bait?