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12662421 No.12662421 [Reply] [Original]

What are some typical Anglo foods?
I wanna be eternal.

>> No.12662436

Beans on a piece of bread

>> No.12662604
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>>12662421

>> No.12662941
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>> No.12663009

>beans with a pie
Nah mate. You don't eat beans with pies, that's nasty. If you need to have a side, have some mushy peas instead.

>> No.12663118

>>12662604
I got a new one of these recently, have they changed? I remember as a kid these toasties would come out with cheese as hot as magma, but thesedays it barely melts on the inside

>> No.12663469

>>12663009
This man is correct.

Other great foods include pasties, hotpots, sausages and mash with gravy, steak puddings, steak and kidney pie, shepherd's pie, faggots, etc...

>> No.12663473

>>12662604
Since they love toasties so much, are sandwich makers actually common? Like rice cookers are to Japs.

>> No.12663646

>>12663009
Disagree, i've done this probably half a dozen times and while I wouldn't call it optimal, it's fine.

I've noticed most british canteens (at work or w/e) will have a pot of beans available as a side for literally anything.

>> No.12663651

>>12663473
They're common enough that you wouldn't find it novel if you went into a house and saw one, but rare enough that you wouldn't expect to find one in any given house.

>> No.12663658

>>12663473
>toasties
Is this what brits call grilled cheese sammich?

>> No.12663662

>>12663658
you mean a cheese toasty?

>> No.12663684
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>>12663658
Its a toasted cheese sandwich aka cheese toastie or toastie.
Grilled cheese (pic related) is always called cheese on toast

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>>12663684
Do brits really?

>> No.12663708

>>12663700
Makes more sense than 'grilled cheese' which implies that you're grilling the cheese itself?

>> No.12663736

>>12662421
is that pie crust with syrup on it?

>> No.12663742

>>12663708
>implying it wouldn't just be called melted cheese

>> No.12664583

>>12663658
You actually call it grilled when it's fried?

>> No.12664604

>>12664583
do brits really fry their grilled cheese?

>> No.12664610

>>12663736
Do Anglos really?

>> No.12664626

>>12664610
It's gravy. No milk added. Your milky gravy is bechamel sauce.

>> No.12664643

Beans on toast (with either HP or Worcestershire sauce for a kick, and a bit of cheddar)

Toad in the Hole

Chicken Tikka Masala with several pints, lovely jubbly

>> No.12664651

>>12664604
Nah, we generally broil it.

>> No.12664688

>>12664604
You don't understand the English language, do you?

>> No.12664708

Can someone actually show me a legitimately appetizing and tasty looking meal from England? Most of what I find is greasy piles of muck stacked onto a fucking plate. It's absolutely disgusting.

>> No.12664726

>>12664708
Most Americans should fucking love it then. You can always add some high fructose corn syrup

>> No.12664727

>>12664708
Show us some appetising American cuisine.

>> No.12664732
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>>12664708

You big poof

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>>12664727

>> No.12664734

>>12664727
When I say American, I mean USA.

>> No.12664735

>>12664733

Looks like cat sick

>> No.12664736

>>12664732
Ok that's a start.. Anything else?

>> No.12664744

>>12664735
I don't spend my time looking at cat vomit for fun so I wouldn't know.

>> No.12664746

>>12664733
What is it? You can't include potatoes and bacon as they are not indigenous to the USA.

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>>12664727

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>>12664746
>OP's pic
>fries
>baked haricot beans
retard
Anyways, everything in this pic is American.

>> No.12664764

>>12664752
Pigs not indigenous to the USA.

>> No.12664767

>>12664744
Just look at that bowl mate

>> No.12664772

>>12664767
Looks warm, creamy, and appetizing. Mmmm... I could eat it all day long...

>> No.12664775

>>12664764
Cattle that are used to make your Beef Wellington are not indigenous to the UK you stupid fuck.

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>>12664736

All sorts lad. Our puddings are class too.

>> No.12664778

>>12664762
Tomatoes and beef are indigenous to the USA? Learn to read.

>> No.12664780

>>12663742
>cheese cannot be grilled without melting

>> No.12664790

>>12664778
Learn to use your fucking eyes. That isn't beef.

>> No.12664792

>>12664780
Grill me up some haloumi then.

>> No.12664793
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>>12664736

>> No.12664794

>>12664776
what about that looks nice to you exactly?

>> No.12664797

>>12664793
Not bad, a tasty looking sweet.. Any more meals for lunch and dinner though?

>> No.12664809

>>12664794

It's like three little fishies having a nap, very cute.

They're also a cracking fish pie. You don't have to eat the heads

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>>12664809
>It's like three little fishies having a nap, very cute.
Are Anglos really this mentally ill?

>> No.12664817

>>12664776
>appetizing
Anon, I...

>> No.12664837

>>12664816
About as mentally ill as dumb fucks that use Star Trek gifs.

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>>12664837
Sounds faggot, desu.

>> No.12664883
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12664883

Carb load boys.

>> No.12664888

Animals in famine hit counties in Africa eat better than Brits. WTF is wrong with them?

>> No.12664902

>>12664883
Okay, look, I'm from northern England, and I still think that's going too far. You don't add chips to a pie barm, you nonce.

>> No.12664985

I''m still waiting for a Yank to come up with a meal that is indigenous to the USA.

>> No.12665008

>>12664985
pizza, burgers, hotdogs you name it

>> No.12665021

>>12665008
Italy, Germany, Germany. Try again.

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>>12665021

>> No.12665131

>>12664794
>mummy i can see the eyes i don't want to remember that my food used to be alive

>> No.12665146

>>12665111
Are American taught to be stupid, or is it natural?

>> No.12665194

>>12665146
You must be a woman if you're this clueless

>> No.12665202

>>12664816
If you look at their psychopathic behavior during the colonial period, it seems very likely.

>> No.12665204

>>12665194

You must be a woman with them big tits

>> No.12665230

>>12664985
Reuben sandwich with a Waldorf salad
General Tso's chicken
Chop suey
Fajitas
Those peanut-butter and banana loaf of bread things that killed Elvis

>> No.12665248

When I was on vacation I ate an english breakfast every day. Something about that combination is perfect.

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>>12662421
I am Anglo.

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>>12665248

When Brits go on Holiday to Spain or wherever, you basically spend the entire fortnight drinking, then waking up and smashing a massive fry-up breakfast with a cup of tea to sort yourself out, then start drinking again at lunch and repeating the cycle until you get sunstroke.

>> No.12665292

>>12665277
Looks disgusting

>> No.12665298

>>12663118
you're supposed to keep the sandwich in until it's done not until the light changes ya dingus

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>>12665292

Tastes fucking brill you big fanny, as mentioned it has magical restoration properties after a night smashing pints with the lads.

>> No.12665306

>>12665304
This actually looks decent, i've seen some fucking god awful forms of this Full English Bloatfest.

>> No.12665334

Have a starter of jellied eels followed by a kidney pie and 3 veg entree. Seal the deal with some motherfucking eton mess.

>> No.12665336

>>12665304
Cheeky ding dong bippity bop shop, blimey a wee bit fuck all a shiggy shag Big Ben in the pompity tim tam!

Bloody pint smash, dash in a heep a proper trouble Thames tap...

The lad in the Queen but a bit a quid pudding a right proper shag lad, absolutely mental!

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>>12665336

Bloody hell, that's the longest opening move of Mornington Crescent I've ever seen.

>> No.12665355

>>12665336
honestly why do engl*scher speak like children

>> No.12665358

>>12665355
Because they're all pedophiles, just like the Japanese.

>> No.12665363

>>12665304
Why do britbongs get off on beans

>> No.12665389

>>12665355

Why are cheeseburgers so fucking fat and loud and stupid?

>> No.12665414

>>12665389
have sex

>> No.12665423

>>12665389
'av a blimey shaggy waggy m8

>> No.12665424

>>12665389
BECAUSE IT'S OUR FUCKING RIGHT, AND IT IS WRITTEN IN THE DECLARATION OF AMERICA, AND WE WILL BOMB THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT OF YOUR COUNTRY IF YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT US, AND BECAUSE OUR PRESIDENT IS AN ILL TEMPERED TELEVISION CELEBRITY, AND OUR STANDARD OF LIVING IS SO FUCKING HIGH THAT WE HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO A STATE OF CHILDLIKE DEPENDENCE ON CONSUMERIST CONSUMPTION, AND OUR FOOD INDUSTRY IS POISONING US WITH BEETUS AND CANCER, FUCK YEAH

>> No.12665429

>>12665424
Based loudposter

>> No.12665435
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An American walks in to a pub, says "I'll have a bud light". The bartender replies "you're American aren't you?" The guy says "how did you know? Was it the beer or the accent?" To which the bartender replies "neither, you're the fattest fuck I've ever seen in my life."

>> No.12665440

>>12665435
nice boomer email chain joke

>> No.12665448
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>>12665435

>> No.12665454

>>12665435
amerilards on suicide watch

>> No.12665459

>>12665435
so this is the power of britbong humor?

>> No.12665467

>>12665454
we prefer ameriblobs

>> No.12665473

>>12663646
Well if you like it, then fair enough, but beans is just not something that most people eat with a pie. Beans come in a tomato sauce, its not really something that goes well with the pie and the meat.

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>>12665440
AMA

>> No.12665496

Imagine eating beans on fucking everything

>> No.12665538

>>12665496
Imagine being an inbred pasty infantile retard

>> No.12665542

imagine eating beans on all the shit you eat

>> No.12665548

>>12665496
Imagine having a source of fibre in your diet

>> No.12665569

imagine needing a license to buy a butter knife so you can cook your beans

>> No.12665637

>>12665496
>>12665538
>>12665542
>>12665548
>>12665569
Imagine being able to imagine.

>> No.12666773

>>12663658
>sammich
show tits

>> No.12666833

>>12665542
Imagine generalizing a cultures culinary taste

>> No.12666896

>>12665277
How observant of you. Your point?

>> No.12667437

>>12664643
Lamb Rogan Josh is best curry

>> No.12667449

>>12665277
And?

>> No.12667518

>>12665363
Simple : imagine eating that meal without beans.
Those sausages are nice. Little dry though. Tasty rosti, just a shame it doesn't have a little moisture. Bacons tasty, although perhaps it could do with a touch of tomato seasoning, and the grilled tomato doesn't quite seem to cut it. The black puddings delicious, but again a touch of moisture and tomato taste would be great.

Baked beans are the perfect sauce to have with a full english, they bind it all together and provide a light amount of moisture which makes it that much easier to eat.

>> No.12667537

>>12667437
incredibly based

>> No.12667796

>>12665637
Imagine all the people, living life in peace.

>> No.12667812

>>12663708
In Texas we grill the cheese. Yeehaw!

>> No.12667825

>>12663708
>he thinks it’s a (grilled cheese) sandwich and not a grilled (cheese sandwich)

>> No.12668076
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Typical pub food.

>> No.12668098

>>12665336
parklife.

>> No.12668110

>>12667825
>Calls it grilled cheese sandwich
>Not grilled at all

>> No.12668117

>>12662421
The beans and fries I recognize, but wtf is the other thing?

I prefer ethnic foods myself. I'm especially fond of anything spicy. I'm white.

>> No.12668142

>>12665304
Wtf is that black shit?

>> No.12668166

>>12665424

Your average Eurofag.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/fat-health-minister-critics-attack-4435156.amp

>> No.12668177

>>12667518
Those black charcoal bricks aren't pudding. Pudding is moist and soft, not burned as fuck and looking like a nigger's vaginal secretions.

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>>12662436
what the fuck else are you suppose to eat beans with?

>> No.12668194

>>12662941
reminder that greggs now deliver on justeat

>> No.12668195

>>12662421
That looks tasty as fuck. Miss British “food”

>> No.12668199
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>>12668142
black pudding/blood budding

>> No.12668200

>>12668187
This is a good idea

>> No.12668207

>>12665304
All that grub AND 4 pieces of toast? A bit much.

>> No.12668209
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>>12662421
Typical sunday night scran

>> No.12668222
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My gf made this for her lunch one day. She insisted it was good.

>> No.12668242

>>12665496
As Brits, we are free to eat beans at any time.

>> No.12668248

>>12668194
This seems to be the only good thing about the UK I’ve heard in a while. Those sausage rolls are great.

>> No.12668590
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>>12663009
The space at the top of a Scotch pie, above the crust and enclosed by the sides which are raised, is designed to hold beans, sometime mashed potato also.

>> No.12668618

>>12668207
Weak

>> No.12668636

>>12668222
Looks nasty, I don't think fruit belongs in any salad. Like retards putting grapes or dried fruit in chicken salad.

>> No.12668878

>>12668636
Agreed, exc. maybe coconut shavings or tomatoes, depending on the salad variety.

>> No.12668925

>>12663469
Based and pubpilled

>> No.12669329

>>12668177
I could be wrong - it's hard to tell from a photo. But I'm 90% sure that black pudding isn't "burned as fuck". It sure as hell isn't a charcoal brick. Did you not think the name might be a little bit of a clue? It's meant to be black. Honestly, if anything I'd consider that black pudding slightly undercooked, I prefer mine crispy.
As for your other point : pudding is a more general term. Yorkshire puddings, for example.

>> No.12669559

>>12668590
Just doesn't sit well with me. I've never seen anyone eat beans with a pie, not even a suet pudding. Don't get me wrong, if someone likes it fair enough, just not something I've ever seen.

>> No.12669564

>>12668177
>>12669329
It is a black pudding, it isn't "burned" its pigs blood, that's why its black.

>> No.12669645

>>12668076
>that country pub font

based af

>> No.12669865

>>12667825
but anon neither the cheese or the sandwich is grilled
its fried

>> No.12669873

>>12664778
>beef
ok retard
btw it literally doesnt matter if an ingredient is indigenous to a place if the use of it is part of a nations culture. for example tomatoes are not indigenous to italy

>> No.12669879

>>12664848
>>12664816
go back to your /tv/ containment thread, boomer.

>> No.12669884

>>12664793
>mincemeat triffle
huh? it has fucking meat in it? what the fuck

>> No.12669892

>>12665204
>>12665194
>>12665146
>>12665111
>>12665021
>>12665008
>>12664985
kys retards

>> No.12669898
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>>12662421
You want to be the Perfidious Albion?

>> No.12669902

>>12665358
pedo website

>> No.12669904
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12669904

No British food thread is complete without shitting on the British people.

>> No.12669910

>>12669904
hahaha boomer cope. but brits are fucking retarded too.

>> No.12669917
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12669917

'ate pakis
'ate salad
'ate labour
'ate the eeyou

love me greggs
love me pie and mash
love me football
love me mum

simple as - don't like it, you know where the door is.

>> No.12669931

>>12669917
I wish there were Greggs here in the Colonies. I'd love to try their various food pies.

>> No.12669952

>>12669910
Are you saying America isn't still the most powerful nation in the world? Even if its people now live almost like any thirdworlder? The quality of life of the average person ins't a determinant for a nation's power on the world stage. Nukes are. The "American Dream" was more of an advertisement. One that the rulers of America can no longer afford.

>> No.12669961

>>12669931
Greggs is nice, but anything you make yourself will be better. Really they just put a load of fat and salt in things, which is to be expected since its fast food. Granted if you try and make sausage rolls or something it will be full of fat anyway since its sausage meat, but make your own and it will be better.

>> No.12669974

>>12669952
what is your point exactly? your post is basically noise. why would it matter that the usa has a million nukes by a citizens perspective? If anything, thats a negative thing...

>> No.12669984

>>12669974
The citizen's perspective is irrelevant. That's the point.

>> No.12669994

>>12669931
>I'd love to try their various food pies.

they don't do pies, only pasties.

>> No.12670000

>>12669994
Or whatever that's called. That stuff.

>> No.12670001

>>12669961
>load of fat and salt
Sounds good to me.

>> No.12670022

>>12669984
irrelevant to whom? to the maker of that caricature? i dont think so as its literally the opinion of an american citizen... i still dont get why you think that the quality of the life of a median citizen is not relevant when discussing nations. i would argue that its the only important thing but thats just an opinion.

>> No.12670030

>>12668187
Is that a full English breakfast in a CAN??

>> No.12670048

>>12670022
Irrelevant to power. The question was "is or is not America still the most powerful nation in the world?" As far as power itself is concerned, it is. Its citizens, however, are no better or worse than the citizens of any other place on Earth. They just happen to live under a government that has more power than any other. This is pure happenstance. The welfare of the average citizen is absolutely not relevant when discussing the power of nations.

>> No.12670092

>>12668076
>chorizo mayonnaise
you what

>> No.12670151
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12670151

>>12664746
Bison NY steaks with charred corn salad and hatch chile chimichurri

>> No.12670169

>>12670048
and they pay lipservice to muh inequality on the radio "zomg we care so much about muh inequality". they absolutely don't. but making the little guy think they do will stave off the bloody riots for a little while, so they will do whatever it takes to make that happen.

>> No.12670171

>>12670048
>The question was "is or is not America still the most powerful nation in the world?"
yeah it was your question, and it didnt make any sense in the context of the caricature, nor my post replying to that. Why do you try to derail this conversation?
>Its citizens, however, are no better or worse than the citizens of any other place on Earth
>implying quality of life is homogeneous across countries.
>The government has no affect on the happiness and well-being of their citizens
>The quality of life in a country is not relevant when discussing said country
you got to be kidding me

>> No.12670180

>>12670151
>on a paper plate
HOLY FUCK DO AMERICANS EVEN

>> No.12670187

>>12670171
>quality of life is homogeneous across countries.
It's not. Not exactly. Not yet. But it is definitely heading in that direction. This is implied in the concept of "globalization".

>> No.12670234

>>12670187
globalisation is the process by which businesses or other organisations develop international influence or start operating on an international scale. the sameness of nations or their living conditions is not implied in any ways, only the free movement of entities of all kind(like natural persons, capital and culture) to a certain extent.

>> No.12670449

>>12668076
Those prices are absurd.

>> No.12670544

>>12668187
I have eaten one of these and it was probably the worst tinned food I've ever tried, but for 20p I'd do it again.

>> No.12670661

>>12668636
>>12668878
why do you have fruit on your veg?

>> No.12670664

Mustard, especially colman's english mustard.. But anglo mustard is really spicy. You need no more than knife tip. I'm not joking by the way, this shit is not djon, it will will make you feel your jaw and nose are going to fall off.

>> No.12670688

>>12664817
>Yuck, fish is so icky. That isn't anything like McDonalds filet o'fish.
Grow up and stop being a toddler.

>> No.12670702

>>12663684
Or in Ireland, wee toastie.

>> No.12670711

>>12669884
I mean whats not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good.

>> No.12670714

>>12669884
Yeah, what's the problem vegan fuck?

>> No.12670729
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>>12664837
May the force be with you.

>> No.12670743

>>12668098
Underrated

>> No.12670782

>>12665354
Well to start off that was an illegitimate starter as you cannot mention the Queen until everyone's had a turn.

Chalk farm.

>> No.12670796

>>12667796
I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world.

>> No.12670808
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>>12665569
Imagine not being able to fill out your knife licence application because the police confiscated your pencil.

>> No.12670833
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>>12668177
Criticising fatties.
Your actual point is?

>> No.12670838

>>12670544
I stole one to try, it's ok.

>> No.12671056
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>>12670711
>>12670714

>> No.12671067

>>12668177
oh man you are really this retarded, are you?

>> No.12671090

>>12671067
Retarded weird pudding that looks like an S.O.S. pad that was used to wipe nigger coochie is not pudding.

>> No.12671111

>>12671090
incoherent noise: the post
also:
>pudding is not pudding
just shut up retard, you are emberassing yourself. also, whats with the nigger cunny obsession?

>> No.12671163

>>12671111
Stop defending fake ass nigger puddings.

>> No.12671236

>>12670833
I didn't criticize fatties, but now that you mention it, fat people are disgusting.

>> No.12671335

>>12671163
It's over a thousand years old you stupid faggot.

>> No.12671821

>>12671236
I replied to the wrong post

>> No.12671829

>>12671335
No wonder it's all black and shit

>> No.12671854

>>12670180
>paper plates
Which were invented in the good ol' USA

>> No.12671949

>>12665304
How many calories are on that plate?

>> No.12671959

>>12671949
Probably 600-700. Full English breakfast is actually pretty healthy

>> No.12672003

>>12671959
That's a lot better than I would have thought. Stuff looks tasty I'm going see if I can get one cooked up.

>> No.12672015

>>12671959
nigger the 3 sausages alone are 600-700

>> No.12672092

>>12665008
AS LONG AS IT'S GOT NOODLES, ANYTHING'S GOOD!

>> No.12672100

>>12671949
>How many calories are on that plate?
>>12671959
>Probably 600-700
That's about 1800-2400 calories

>> No.12672117
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>>12663708
>Makes more sense than 'grilled cheese' which implies that you're grilling the cheese itself?
The Swiss agree with you and cut out the sandwich part completely

>> No.12672121

>>12672117
Do mountain jews really do this?

>> No.12672180

>>12672100
>1800-2400 calories
How? It’s only breakfast, one third of your meals, should be roughly 666 calories.

>> No.12672195 [DELETED] 

>>12670234
Okay, fine. It's explicitly implied. But it is the final and only result of everything you mentioned.

>> No.12672200

>>12670234
Okay, fine. It's not explicitly implied. But it is the final and only result of everything you mentioned.

>> No.12672210

I am going to watch the new Cats movie. Am I officially British?

>> No.12672214

>>12672210
Here's the trailer in case you're not aware of the iconicness of this iconic classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtSd844cI7U

>> No.12672235

>>12672210
No but you’re officially a huge faggot

>> No.12672290

>>12672100
>That's about 1800-2400 calories
Bullshit. The full English breakfast is about 700-900 calories.

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>>12671959
Utter bullshit. The black puddings alone are worth about 400. The typical english breakfast is 1000-1500 calories. Even weatherspoon's vegetarian version is over 1000.

>> No.12672586

>>12665496
imagine a world where your mother walks among the living

>> No.12673512

>>12664626
We call a meat bechamel gravy and a regular gravy is also gravy. You guys say a bunch of dumb shit too with all of your cutesy toasties, mushies, bangers, whatever.

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>>12672578

>> No.12674836

>>12665496
Imagine not having your statutory bean license because you're a foreigner.

>> No.12674897

>>12672578
>black pudding alone is worth 400
>posts pic directly contradicting this
Did i miss something?

>> No.12674917

>>12674897
That's *per* slice. There's two slices. The average serving is 75g, and black pudding has 350 calories/100g. You see that white stuff in it? That's congealed fat.

>> No.12674921

>>12674917
>There's two slices
There's (singular)
two slices (plural)

And no, it's definitely a total. Do you think it's also 75 p per slice, retard?

>> No.12676341

>>12672100
Been eating full English brekkie for years, I’d be fat as a yank if there were that many calories. I’m only medium fat though.

>> No.12676581

>>12674105

inb4 some faggit tries to knock her majesty's news source

>> No.12677226

>>12676581
BBC has been highjacked by the Muslim loving left, this sort of disinformation is to put pork meat eaters at a false sense of security to induce premature death.

>> No.12677269

>>12677226
Pork cures Islam.

>> No.12677328

>>12663473
Not so much now, however they are a young single mans introduction to cooking...."Oh I know why don't I add onions to my toastie revelation"

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>>12664727
>for me

>> No.12677365

>>12665304
I've never had a full English before. It looks so good.

>> No.12677369

>>12665569
Ahh, and "le epic xD" /pol/ddit repost banter begins.

>> No.12677393

>>12677339
The dollar McChicken is the pinnacle of American cuisine.

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12677394

How about modern science, philosophy, medicine, economics, government and law? How about the entire world system you have benefited from? How about a nice big helping of that for your evening meal today. You're welcome.

>> No.12677526

>>12662421
>>12662421
One of my grandparents was Basque and his recipes were perhaps hundreds of years old. Perhaps they influenced the Anglos. Traditional would be like Beef boiled in milk and water w/mustard seed and salt. Corned beef. Until the water evaporates and cream is left all over the beef. Blood pudding. Beef cuts, peas and carrots. Fermented beet salad. Lots of bread. Bread was more popular than grain. But they ate wheat and barley like rice. Lentils. Bull testicle omelettes. Soups made from bones and organs. Liver and onions. Boiled cabbage. Just trying to exclude new world crops. I’ve read some article pertaining to diets in antiquity. Stated beef and gravy w/bread was popular.

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>>12662421
This is good stuff here

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>>12677728

>> No.12678011

>>12677526
Never heard someone be so factually wrong in one post

>> No.12678215

>>12665435
10/10

>> No.12678236

>>12677526
Thousand year old recipe? Is that supposed to sound good? People ate shitty peasant food back then,

>> No.12678238

>>12662421
Black pudding is good.

>> No.12678332

>>12662604
based toastie maker

>> No.12678336

>>12664902
says who

>> No.12678342

Fishsoup
Can't get much more anglo than that.

>> No.12678346

>>12668199
christ im hungry

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>>12665435
Touche you snaggletooth barsteward. I lold.

>> No.12678409

>>12668076
Pony & Trap?

>> No.12678415

>>12670030
You better fucking believe it.

>> No.12679266

>>12662421
Liver and bacon with onion gravy, black pudding, white pudding, smoked mackerel and fish fucking pie

>> No.12679278

>>12669884
Mince meat is a term used for a sweet filling containing dried fruit spices and beef suet, it's fucking good

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>>12678332
Cheddar and Marmite master race.

>> No.12679743

>>12674897
>>12674921
After looking around, you're right. I have been rekt.

>> No.12679757

>>12679289
You sexy thing you.

>> No.12679762

>>12677732
The stuff of dreams

>> No.12681265

>>12678350
That image made me cringe so hard that my face cramped

>> No.12681919

>>12670796
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.

>> No.12682057

>>12662421
Vinegar crisps.

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Ya'll know I tried to find an appetizing pic

>> No.12682273
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>>12665435
God damn it I'm American and I got a giggle outta this one.

>> No.12682344

>>12664764
Neither are Anglos, ya cunt

>> No.12682359

>>12662421
boring mundane shit with no taste

>> No.12682569

>>12663684
No youre wrong.
Cheese toastie is a grilled cheese made with a sandwich toaster rather than in a pan.
Cheese on toast is an open sandwich with the cheese melted under the grill.
Theyre not the same thing.
I dont think you know what a grilled cheese is.

>> No.12682583

>English "cuisine"
>pile of beans on top of bread
>molten cheese on top of burnt bread
>dog food stuffed in a pastry
>bowl of black sludge

Jesus Christ it's no wonder you faggots are always unhappy and pissing on every other country's cuisine.

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>>12682583
As a Brit in the know it's only the council class that eat that shit, me being above tham I have someone prepare my food for me, Rustlers "quarter pounder" 0 to tasty in seconds with a chance to win an action packed trip to Detroit.

>> No.12682640

>>12682583
>dog food stuffed in a pastry
They’re called “Sausage Rolls” and they’re delicious, I’ll have you know.

>> No.12682964

>>12682595

Adam Jensen and Rustlers... a match truly made in heaven.

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>>12663658

Toasted sarnies crimp the edges so you can use ingredients with sauce.

Toasted cheese and beans are amazing. The tomato sauce gets a bit caramelised too.

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>>12669884

This is mincedmeat. Despite the name it's sweetened spiced fruit (used to traditionally have meat or suet hundreds of years ago)

Minced pies are a staple in the UK at Christmas.

>> No.12683470

>>12678238
this
so much this
any place that says full english but doesnt include black pudding can get to fuck

>> No.12683803

>>12672117
that's a raclette you country bumpkin

>> No.12685039

>>12683404
Holy shit do Americans not have minced pies?

>> No.12685514

>>12668076
Looks dope wish I had a place like this on the corner

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>>12685039
No we do not.
It is why we have to make them at home
Its sad really. Id love to just eat pie and mash anywhere else but home, i wouldnt give a shit if it was microwaved.

>> No.12686035

>>12682105
hey, that seems like good comfort food.

>> No.12686702

>>12682583
>dog food stuffed in pastry
t. a country which literally, unironically has "pink slime" as something they invented and refuse to stop using in their "cuisine".
I realise it's probably scary to you to see ground meat that wasn't reformed from slime, but it's not some kind of evil anglo trick I assure you. Goyim can eat that kind of food.

>> No.12686772

>>12686702
Cringe, tone down the 4chanspeak

>> No.12687548

>>12685684
Looks nice, I hope it was tasty.
But minced pies are small sweet pies that have 'mincemeat' in them, mincemeat is raisins and other sweet fruits, its a staple Christmas time desert and it is massive in the UK, was actually surprised to see it isnt a thing in the US

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>> No.12687671

>>12668076
>10 quid for ham, egg and chips

>> No.12689371

>>12682105
Snot!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12689410

>>12668166
So average that she's famous and in the news often.
You incredible cuck.

>> No.12689427

>>12664708
instead of judging a picture have you actually tried eating before you judge?

ive been to a fair few countries on the continent and nothing comes close to english grub.

the most overrated of all is french cuisine. fucking hell do they make a song and dance about a painfully below average meal. seriously their food is overrated as fuck but because theyre meant to be good people tell themselves they are. all i want whilst on holiday is to find a restaurant that does decent food like a pie and chips or bangers and mash. anything proper but always have no luck

>> No.12689471

>>12669994
they dont do pasties either. only the cornish can do pasties

>> No.12689477

>>12668187
>what the fuck else are you suppose to eat beans with
Soups, grains, etc. Have you forgotten your roots, noble peasant?

>> No.12689485

>>12668222
>>12668636
Fruit in salad is great. Cut out the animal flesh as that doesn't belong anywhere near a salad. Brittanys cannot cook or prepare food worth a damn.

>> No.12689491

Brits are terrible with food.

>> No.12689999

>>12679289
What's with that veggie tie fighter?

>> No.12690036

In Britain, ham is called Ganon. Or Gambon, if you're welsh.

>> No.12690050

>>12662421
You want to be defeated and made irrelevant by a more vigorous, diverse people? Look up Mongolian bow-hunting.

>> No.12690406

>>12664764
Actually yes they are, indigineous North American pigs are a species called Peccarys. So the exact breed may not be indigenous, but the animal is.

>> No.12690475

>>12690036
Gammon dumbass

>> No.12691214
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>> No.12691247

>>12690036
Bait

>> No.12691259

>>12662421
What sort of beans should I buy to make them look like that? Green beans don't look like that.

>> No.12691273

>>12691259
Haricot.

>> No.12691294

>>12691259
Buy a can of baked beans

>> No.12691299

>>12691294
What's the best baked beans brand guys?

>> No.12691306

>>12691299
Cross and Blackwell.
Don’t bother with Heinz, they changed the recipe recently and they’re not as good anymore.

>> No.12691309

>>12691259
Van Kamps if you’re in the US

>> No.12691337

>>12665440
cope

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12691363

>mfw a slav talks about how bad Anglos are

>> No.12691365

>>12689491
Well, you're mum wasn't half impressed by me cum

>> No.12691520

Reminder that if your ancestry is anything other than Anglo you are not white.

>> No.12692950

>nobody mentioned toast sandwiches
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

>> No.12692995

>>12691520
Wait a minute, so you're literally eliminating 95% of the US?