/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12656444]

*grapes not included

[Anonymous No.12656460]

Does anyone even eat this boomer cereal?

[Anonymous No.12656494]

>>12656460
Grape nuts are absolutely fucking amazing. Either with just milk or mixed with yoghurt. Sorry it's not sweet enough for you zoomerstein.
-t 27 year old boomer

[Anonymous No.12656514]

Here's your Grape Juice.

[Anonymous No.12656551]

>>12656460
one of my favorite breakfasts with some sliced banana and milk. Fight me weaklings

[Anonymous No.12656581]

>>12656460
Way to put yourself as a fucking textturelet

[Anonymous No.12656589]

>>12656444
Wait so it’s just nuts in the box? That doesn’t sound like a good cereal haha

[Anonymous No.12656610]

When i was a kid i picked these out at the grocery store. I thought it was grape flavored cereal. Didnt even finish the first bowl.

[Anonymous No.12656616]

>>12656444
>grape nuts
>picture of blueberries on the box
wtfjackiechan.png

[Anonymous No.12657074]

>Despite the name, the cereal contains neither grapes nor nuts; it is made with wheat and barley. Post believed that glucose (which he called "grape sugar") formed in the baking process. This, combined with the nutty flavor of the cereal, is said to have inspired its name.

Why were Kellogg and Post such nutcases

[Anonymous No.12657250]

>>12656460
I tried it, too much chomping before I was able to swallow it. It was pretty bland.
I'll stick with cheerios.

[Anonymous No.12657273]

>>12656460
grape nuts and grape nut flakes are some of the best cereals, next to corn flakes and rice chex
and their reinforced with vitamins and minerals

>>12657074
>he's never eaten a big grape with a seed in it
fuckin city slickers

[Anonymous No.12657284]

>>12656460
More like a Silent Generation cereal desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.12657306]

>>12656494
Nothing like waking up late because you hear there's a storm coming in, eating those grape nuts, listening to the radio and fiddling around the cabin before eating a frozen pizza, before heading out in those latenight waters for walleye.

God I miss docking at whatever AM, helping others anchor. I think my favorite memory is watching someone get his motor struck and slamming his flatbottom boat into the resort beach. Nuts for life!

[Anonymous No.12657331]

>>12657074
>Why were Kellogg and Post such nutcases
Kellogg was obviously a religious zealot, that's the kind of person that prescribes gential mutilation to prevent masturbation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg#Masturbation_prevention
>the application of blisters and other irritants to the sensitive parts of the sexual organs, the removal of the clitoris and nymphae
>The prepuce, or foreskin, is drawn forward over the glans, and the needle to which the wire is attached is passed through from one side to the other. After drawing the wire through, the ends are twisted together, and cut off close. It is now impossible for an erection to occur, and the slight irritation thus produced acts as a most powerful means of overcoming the disposition to resort to the practice

[Anonymous No.12658929]

>>12657331
christian sexuality views make me sick to my stomach and deeply uncomfortable. fucking nutcases. why do americans ruin everything? eastern orthodox and roman catholics screw all day long just for fun. am*ricans get this puritan tier lunacy. these people are sex offenders and serial killers wearing cross necklaces.

and it's not even just old timey shit because i have cousins who are like this. i don't talk to them.

[Anonymous No.12658948]

>>12656444
Trips confirm that Grape Nuts is the GOAT cereal.

[Anonymous No.12658971]

>>12658929

[Anonymous No.12659130]

>>12657306
Have sex

[Anonymous No.12659269]

>>12658929
woah calm down there fella, maybe you should stop thinking about Americans and do something else

[Anonymous No.12659277]

>>12659130
Dilate.

[Anonymous No.12659283]

>>12659277
Masturbate.

[Anonymous No.12659980]

>>12656460

I use it for a no-bake dessert bar.