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shh...no one has to know about our love

>> No.12650105

My fat friend used to constantly snack on cans of these, imitation crab straight out of the package, and those cough medicine lolipops shaped like teddy bears

Every single time, he was eating those three things, and I never got to try any of it

He also kept a box of Zingers under his bed, those I got to share

>> No.12651236

Are these just watered down hotdogs? I saw them at my rare Aldi trip the other day

>> No.12651283

i always eye the potted meat section, saying that i'll try one of the products there, but i never go through with it

>> No.12651284
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12651284

Armour brand far superior

>> No.12651291

>>12650070
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.12651292

>>12651236
They're more mild than hot dogs because chicken meat, and the texture is softer. Maybe that's what you mean by watered down, but it's not because there's more water in them or because of how they're packaged.

>> No.12651310

>>12651292
Ill give em a go OP just because of you. I’ll eventually make a thread in a couple weeks. Keep an eye out

>> No.12651313

>>12651284
Who /Swift/ here?

>> No.12651320

>>12650070
Vienna sausage is nothing special. Is there some special way you prepare it?

>> No.12651339
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12651339

Underrated food kino thread?

>> No.12651343

>>12651320
Not OP but I warm them up in a sauce pan until they're body temp warm and then push them whole down my throat.

>> No.12651345

>>12651284
Growing up as a kid I can remember eating white-trash sandwiches consisting of Vienna sausages, wonder bread, and American cheese slices. Kinda miss it

>> No.12651349

>>12651339
The only time I ever ate this was in an mre and it was delicious.

>> No.12651350

What is the appeal of Vienna sausages?

>> No.12651365

>>12651343
How many times until you swallow?

>> No.12651366

>>12651350
Cheap, long-lasting perishable. Kinda refreshing when cool, especially while fishing.

>> No.12651373

>>12651350
When you completely run out of food, you can count on one can of Vienna sausages hiding at the very back of the pantry.

>> No.12651378

>>12650070
these are pretty good if you nuke em in the microwave until the ends split

>> No.12651381

>>12650070
I love them when they’re cooked with a shoyu and sugar sauce. Makes a perfect breakfast.

>> No.12651382

>>12651339
Add some butter and mustard for true deliciousness

>> No.12651385

>>12651320
Don't rinse them. Eat them straight out of the can. Cold.

>> No.12651395

>>12651385
You don’t even drain the water? But honestly yeah, from the can is good. Adding shoyu or any other sauce makes it better.

>> No.12651405

>>12651395
You should eat them like God intended you to, you mongrel.

>> No.12651415

>>12651366
Why not just eat deenz? They're just as cheap but they have actual nutritional value. Bring a can of mustard deenz and some crackers on your next fishing trip.
>>12651373
Again. I do the same with deenz or herring. Sometimes the Grocery Outlet has canned wild Alaskan salmon. So good plain, even better on a pad of rice.

>> No.12651420

>>12651415
>deenz
Fuck off with your goofy-ass forced-memespeak. They're called sardines, you cuck, and they're delicious.

>> No.12651423

>>12651415
listen here, faggot. this is America, and we will blend together a mash of mystery meats and make it into a cylinder whenever the fuck we want. go suck on my deenz you goddamn nigger

>> No.12651432

>>12651423
Absolutely based

>> No.12651433
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12651433

I purchased these off Amazon as a gag, turned out to be the best hot dogs I have ever eaten

>> No.12651435

>>12651423
No, the thing about America is that we should stop doing this.

>> No.12651441

>>12651435
You have to go back

>> No.12651538

>>12651405
But anon, I do eat them the regular way. I normally eat them out of the can when I have no time to eat a regular lunch.

>> No.12653218

>>12650070

I cook mine in a little butter until golden brown. Really changes the flavor profile to something more similar to traditional sausage. They are my go to snack for when I have no idea what I want.

>> No.12653232
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>>12651339
Aw ye

>> No.12653249
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>>12651423
My man

>> No.12653357

>>12650070
>chop up some onions
>sprinkle some cayenne pepper onto the snausages
>mix everything together in a sheet of aluminum foil
>pour a tiny bit of the broth into it
>fold up the foil around the mixture so it's kinda like a bun
>stick in in the oven on low heat (150F) for ~30 mins

remove and enjoy. Using shopsticks is recommended.

>> No.12653361

>>12651284
>not the smoked flavor

YIKES

>> No.12653365

>>12650070
these things make my teeth feel weird when i eat them

>> No.12653415

>>12653365
that would be the trace amounts of cadmium, it's a small price to pay for tasty goodness

>> No.12653431

>>12653365
pulverized gristle. Yum!

>> No.12653439

>>12653415
>Trace.
What do they think I am, some sort of pussy?

>> No.12653460

Okay, let me get this straight.
Thread summary, I have never tried these. But the jist of it so far, is that the only reason these exist is because they are shelf stable, non-perishable because canned, for people without refrigeration. Possibly a different texture than normal hot dogs, but otherwise the same thing (aside from the small size).
Do I have it correct? Anything I missed?

>> No.12653469

>>12653460
$9 gets you a case of like 24 cans of them. They are edible and are legally recognized as "food" but hot dogs are a haute delicacy in comparison to them.

>> No.12653476

>>12653460
They're worse than hot dogs in my opinion. They have a weird, mushy texture and very little flavor. You're correct that the only appeal seems to be that they are shelf stable. If you want vienna sausage you should just get some actual vienna sausage, as in, not from a can.

>> No.12653487

>>12653469
That's not even that good of a deal since each can has like 1/50th of a pound of meat. Most of it is just salty water.

>> No.12653489

>>12653460
They come packed in delicious broth that I like to slurp down before eating the sausages

>> No.12653493

>>12650070
About four years ago I was camping off my bicycle in southern Illinois, out in the middle of nowhere with nothing but a set of train tracks and the road I was riding in sight. I had gotten a can of these vienna sausages earlier in the day and wound up roasting them over a fire until they grew crackly and dipped them in ketchup from a packet pilfered from a fast food place earlier.
It was pretty good, I recommend it. Much like Spam, I hate the taste by itself but fry it up crispy and suddenly it's delicious to me.

>> No.12653515

No way will I ever again try that fucking monkey meat. I took one bite and decided to feed the rest to the stray cats behind my house. The fucking cats walked away. That shit ain't natural.

>> No.12653522

>>12650105
How did he stay so fat when he was also clearly a drug addict?

>> No.12653777

>>12651339
White bread mayo and mustard. I live deviled ham but can only eat it once or twice a year. Salty as hell.

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>>12650070
>serving size is like 4 olives
>eat 1/3 of the jar anyway

>> No.12653960

>>12653890

are you me?

>> No.12653967
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12653967

I love you too, bubu. You're so perfect.

>> No.12653995
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>>12651320
Puerto Ricans have a dish called, "Arroz con Salchicas" which is made up of yellow rice, spices, capers, chick-peas, green olives and chopped up viennas. It's really good and cheap if you've got a large group of mouths to feed.

>> No.12655876

>>12650070
This is the one food i've ate that's disgusting and great at the same time

>> No.12656089

Fuck yeah vienna sausages were coveted in my house as a kid. We just dump out the meat juice and dump hot sauce in the can. My mom made decent sandwiches with sliced ones too.

>> No.12656095

>>12651284
>buy six-pack
>eat 4 cans in one go
>feel my pulse in my face
who /hypertension/ here?

>> No.12656374
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>>12653218
>Vienna sausages
>flavor profile

>> No.12656957

>>12651366
>especially while fishing
Are you me? My dad got me into this habit. Literally the only time i eat them is when i fish

>> No.12656959

>>12651423
Someone give this man a medal

>> No.12657016

>>12653469
>can literally buy a pack of Bars hotdogs for 69cents

>> No.12657138

>>12651284
Life saver when in the field.
You can one can of that or a shitty MRE

>> No.12657173

>>12651423
Absolutely based and redwhiteandbluepilled.

>> No.12657187
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12657187

eating Vienna sausage is like fucking a fat chic. You don't want anyone knowing; but you have no problems doing it.

>> No.12657219

>>12657187
Im proud to do both

>> No.12657266

>>12650070
Did you know that the main ingredient is pink slime?

>> No.12657399
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12657399

This is usually my go-to canned ""meat"" product.
A bit less salty and cheaper than deviled ham spread. I've never had vienna sausaged, but i've heard this stuff is basically them, just pureed

>> No.12657409

>>12650070
>>12651284
>>12651433
>>12653967
>>12657399
>canned food
I hope you can afford chemotherapy

>> No.12657411

>>12657399
Americans are just... wow

>> No.12657884

>>12656374
I appreciate that you are comfortable admitting you're a tastelet.

>> No.12657898
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>>12657411
I refuse, it smells like cat food. I knew fat sows and a nasty tranny bitch that would eat it on white bread 50% potted meat 50% mayo, thick layers with no pepper or seasoning. It was disgusting to witness.

>> No.12658548

>>12657016
Good luck storing those on a shelf for 10 years.

>> No.12658558

>>12651415
>bringing fish to the fishing trip
?
>>12651420
They are called deenz, and you will call them deenz, fucker.

>> No.12658588

>>12657187
based

>> No.12658730

>>12657399
Try it on toast with thinly sliced onions and lots of black pepper......

>> No.12659927
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12659927

Blessed thread.

>> No.12659989

>>12650070
A former colleague used to eat those from the can, using his fingers - no utensil.

>> No.12660009

>>12651339
good but too expensive. it's basically just white trash pate and you can buy actual pate for the same price so what's the point

>> No.12660069
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12660069

>>12653890
>>12653960
You both too?
pic related, I can eat the whole jar in one day

>> No.12660099

>>12659989
I don't think the gods gave us fingers to NOT do that.

>> No.12660290

I'll never fucking understand how people will just go along and prChicken McNuggets 6 Pc. $3.99 Breakfast Meals Meals Include Hash Browns and Small Coffee
Egg White Delight McMuffin $2.79 Egg White Delight McMuffin – Meal $3.99 Egg McMuffin $2.79 Egg McMuffin – Meal $3.99 Sausage McMuffin with Egg $2.99 Sausage McMuffin with Egg – Meal $4.19 Bacon, Egg & Cheese Biscuit $3.19 Bacon, Egg & Cheese Biscuit – Meal $4.39 Sausage Biscuit with Egg $2.79 Sausage Biscuit with Egg – Meal $3.99 Sausage Gravy & Biscuit $2.89 Sausage Gravy & Biscuit – Meal $4.89 Bacon, Egg & Cheese McGriddles $3.29 Bacon, Egg & Cheese McGriddles – Meal $4.49 Sausage, Egg & Cheese McGriddles $3.29 Sausage, Egg & Cheese McGriddles – Meal $4.49 Sausage McGriddles $2.79 Sausage McGriddles – Meal $4.49 Bacon, Egg & Cheese Bagel $3.29 Bacon, Egg & Cheese Bagel – Meal $4.99 Steak, Egg & Cheese Bagel $3.99 Steak, Egg & Cheese Bagel – Meal $5.19 2 Sausage Burritos $2.39 2 Sausage Burritos – Meal $4.29 Morning Platters

>> No.12660320

>>12660290
lol

>> No.12660379
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>>12650070
we can dream

>> No.12660392

>>12651395
That's not water. It's chicken broth. Drink it.

>> No.12660463

>>12651284
these things are based and redpilled
I love to eat these plain, mix them with beans, onions, cheese in a bowl for breakfast.. don't forget the 6 pack of budweiser or coors banquet either.
Breakfast of kings

>> No.12660479

>>12660463
6 pack at breakfast? That's pretty hardcore, anon

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12660695

yall mothafuckas nasty

>> No.12660707

>>12653361
smoked is fine, i just became tired of it after only having that for a while

>> No.12660710

>>12660463
armour brand viennas and premium brand saltine crackers, god tier combo

>> No.12660732

>>12657187
Fuck off norm.

>> No.12660738

White trash as fuck but about twice a year I have to get a can and mash it up with miracle whip and spread it on the cheapest white bread I can buy... Tastes like my childhood

>> No.12660741

>>12660463
>coors banquet 6 pack for breakfast
Fuck yeah its just bread water it goes down so fast in the morning.

>> No.12660745

>>12660738
What did the shits look like afterwards?

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>>12651423
10/10