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12649813 No.12649813 [Reply] [Original]

Post your food related autism.

>I always peel the beads of glue off of soda cans and chew on them
>I never eat the last bit of anything in a container. I throw it out because I find it gross.
>I won't buy cans that don't have a pop top
>All sushi is gross and I refuse to eat it

>> No.12649909
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12649909

When I use salt I pour it into a separate bowl and pick out the badly shaped grains before evenly spreading it over my food

>> No.12649917

I never microwave my leftovers. I just eat them cold straight out of the fridge.

>> No.12649984

>>12649909
>kid doesn't know that all salt has the molecular composition of a cube, and no matter how many times you break it down it will always be a cube

>> No.12650000

>>12649909
The crystal lattice is the same you fucking dumb nigger

>> No.12650002

When eating a sandwich of any sort, I always get to the very last corner bite, pinch the bread, pull the last tiny bit of meat out with my teeth and eat it, and leave the bread discarded

>> No.12650013

>>12649813
Oh i got a million things like this but i won't take over your thread don't worry

>> No.12650015
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>>12649813
i cut a cake wrong

>> No.12650119

>Eat smartpop my biting off the frilly bits then later eating the perfect round remains that I had previously disgarded into a separate bowl.

>Press a fork flat on the top of pizza to stop the cheese sliding off

>Chop up/mash any chunky bits in stew until it's barely noticeable

>Similarly no chunks in salsa

>Only eat cookies or cake with milk

>Only eat Mac n cheese with ketchup

>Only eat perogies with gravy.

>As a child, only eat rice with chop sticks and soaked in soy sauce

There's tons more but those are the ones that came to mind

>> No.12650513

>>12650000
based general chemistry poster

>> No.12650610

I prefer to eat all foods cold.
pizza,burgers, pastas, all cold.
I'll drink old stale coffee made the day before thats been sitting out.

The only foods I like heated up is garlic bread and warm salad.

>> No.12650618

>>12650015
Oh man, that hurts.

>> No.12650645

>>12649813
I mix my side dishes together and groan. The different flavors melded into one- mwah.

>> No.12650686

>>12649813
I took years to learn I had to eat slower in public and social situations.
When I eat cake I cut the cake part out very evenly (but only like half) so it leaves a perfect ratio of cake to frosting left. This is not necessary on a proper cake with at least 3-4 thin layers.

>> No.12650764

>>12650610
What are you, a fucking dog?

>> No.12650790

>>12650610
>warm salad

Anon you need to go see a priest

>> No.12650803

>>12649984
>>12650000
he must mean some of them are stuck together and he doesn't like that. Sound like you two are on the spectrum as well.

>> No.12650947

>>12649909
Buy a thin shiv salt shaker and place 1tsp of rice in it along with your salt. It will keep the salt from clumping together from the moisture in the air.

>> No.12651002

>>12650119
canadian?

>> No.12651006

>>12650013
lay it on us big boi

>> No.12651056

>>12650013
Please

>> No.12651115

>>12649917
Standard bachelor fare. Not autism.
>>12650002
Def autism.
>>12650119
That smartpop thing is fucked.
>>12650790
Actually...

I prefer breakfast foods with just a bit of mustard. Pancakes in particular but also, French toast, hashbrowns, eggs, grits, even donuts sometimes.
That's about the only autism I can think of.

>> No.12651139

>>12650015
>21st birthday
>not shitfaced in an alley, after getting dozens of free shots.
yeah my 21st sucked too. literally everyone i knew refused to go out on a weeknight.

>> No.12651145

>>12651002
Si Sènor

>> No.12651150

>>12651115
I just like to savor the smart pop

>> No.12651185

>>12650686
Whenever I have cake I eat the cake and inner frosting first, leaving an outer frosting shell that I eat last because it’s the best part.

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>>12650790
it all started after i had the tendie salad at DQ with honey mustard dressing.
the hot chicken warmed the lettuce and slightly melted the cheese.
i used to get it all the time as a kid before my family moved to a new state and parents divorced.

>> No.12651840

>eat top layer of hot pocket, then the filling, then the bottom layer
>eat the toppings (cheese and sauce included) off pizza then the rest of it

>> No.12651859

>>12651685
>parents divorced
Probably cause you eat warm salad you freak of nature

>> No.12651864

>>12650686
I just vividly pictured a fat person hyperventilating, eating a mountain of food, and screaming that god has "forsaken him", because I read your fat post.

>> No.12651903

>>12649813
If someone takes any part of my food, I won't eat it.

Fries included.

>> No.12651930

>>12649813
>beads of glue off of soda cans

is this a thing? soda cans have glue..?

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>>12649813
before eating apples I ALWAYS use a knife to scrape off all that nasty wax junk off them.

>> No.12651947

I douse my rice in vinegar when I don't have curry or lentils to eat it with.
I like my sweets cold, even cookies.

>> No.12652049

Sometimes I miss a meal entirely because I forget about food while fucking one of my girlfriends.