/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12647428]

Do you think he could pull off an old style burger from the 18th century?

[Anonymous No.12647431]

>ugly, fat, and stupid moron makes old recipes for reddit
Why does anyone like this retarded low-IQ dumbass?

[Anonymous No.12647435]

/his/ here, I don't think hamburgers (as we know it today) existed before the 19th century.

[Anonymous No.12647439]

>>12647435
But do you think he could pull it off using old style techniques?

[Anonymous No.12647445]

>>12647428
Could he make hamberders fit for a President?

[Anonymous No.12647449]

>>12647445
kek conservitards btfo!

[Anonymous No.12647450]

>>12647445
Only if he can serve it with a side of Orange Fool

[Anonymous No.12647451]

>>12647450
hell yeah dude!

[Anonymous No.12647461]

>>12647445

[Anonymous No.12647540]

>>12647431
because he frustrates other posters with it

[Anonymous No.12648218]

only if orange fool is the dessert

[Anonymous No.12648236]

>>12647439
Burgers already use old style techniques.

[Anonymous No.12648258]

I ' M F R U S T R A T E D

[Anonymous No.12648293]

>>12647439
You mean could he mince the beef with a rocker blade, shape it into a patty and fry in a cast iton skillet over the coals in a hearth and serve it with homemade buns, pickles, ketchup, mustard, mayonaisse, homegrown onions, lettuce, tomato, etc.? Why yes, he sure could! The question is, could you?

[Anonymous No.12648357]

Redpill me on the Orange Fool incident.

Did he actually mean it as a jab at Trump and backtrack when he got backlash, or was it genuinely a coincidence?

[Anonymous No.12648399]

>>12648357
It seemed like it cause of the current state of politics, with anti Trump people usually mocking Trump for being orange. Maybe he thought he could get some brownie points for sticking it to drumpf but instead it lead to arguments all over his comment section, which resulted in him making a followup video claiming to not want to get all political on his channel. Maybe it was all just a big coincidence and bad timing.

[Anonymous No.12648402]

>>12648357
Genuinely a coincidence. Some (not all)Trump fans are rabid supporters and think there's a concentrated effort to make everyone in America disrespect the President and make American look bad. Obviously these people have enough time to post their offended feelings on youtube and social media instead of spending time doing stuff that's actually useful to society.

Remember kids, snowflakes fall on the right and left of the ski-hill of democracy.

[Anonymous No.12648412]

>>12648357
Let's say it was a jab at him though, what does it say that people can't take a simply joke food playfully mocking their leader? Usually you only find that kind of behavior in third world "shit-holes" with tyrannical regimes that enforce a cult of personality. Kind of reeks of "Do not desecrate our Benevolent Leader" to me but that's just my view.

[Anonymous No.12648446]

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[Anonymous No.12648460]

>>12648357
It was a coincidence. Liberals then started posting rude comments on Townsend’s channel, parading as conservatives, in order to make it seem like conservatives were crazy. Basically, a false flag operation by butthurt Clintonists after the election.

[Anonymous No.12648468]

>>12647428
burgers weren't a thing until 1931 when god willed it. pick up a fucking history book.

[Anonymous No.12648477]

>>12648460
seething

[Anonymous No.12648488]

>>12648412
stop framing the situation disingenuously
there are hundreds of thousands of people who spend literally all their time screaming at trump on twitter
thousands of people literally cried when he was elected
every major news media network and publication spends all of their time huffing his farts

this is literally the furthest situation possible from a tyrannical regime restricting anyone, it's getting pushback because the crazy obsession is pathetic and tedious

[Anonymous No.12648494]

>>12648460
>the vast and all-powerful deep state conspiracy has literally nothing better to do than stage false flag operations to make Trumpcucks look like whining man-children in a random youtube comment's section

k

[Anonymous No.12648497]

>>12648468

America was founded 1776 you fucking communist retard

[Anonymous No.12648505]

>>12648494


The East German Stazi would break into people's homes and move their furniture to fuck with their heads and drive them insane.

[Anonymous No.12648528]

>>12648505
You're schizophrenic as fuck, you know that right?

[Anonymous No.12648550]

>>12648494
Shut the fuck up and stop twisting what I said. Liberals aren’t TOLD to do this, they do it on their own and brag about their exploits on Reddit. It’s like the Knock Out Game they do; find someone to assault and brag about it for street cred.

[Anonymous No.12648574]

>>12648550
Belief in "gang-stalking" is a frequent symptom of Paranoid Schizophrenia.
>From an examination of free-text responses, all 128 group-stalked cases fell into one or more of three categories:

>cases where the resources or elaborate organisation required to carry them out made the alleged activities highly improbable (e.g. hostile operatives being inserted in victim’s workplace and their children’s schools; 24-h electronic surveillance involving teams of men in black vans; surveillance by cameras placed throughout the city; staff of shops and libraries being amongst the group stalkers; everyone in the street being ‘plants’ acting out roles towards the victim; ‘more than a thousand’ people being involved; traffic lights being manipulated always to go red on approach; repeated sexual assault during sleep; horns on the street hooting to bring attention to particular sentences on the radio; collaboration between diverse agencies, such as the Automobile Association, a building society, a website and neighbours),
>cases in which the activities described were impossible (e.g. minds of friends and family being externally controlled; use of ‘voice to skull’ messages; witchcraft focussed through gold objects; insertion of alien thoughts; organised electronic mind interference; remote removal of bank notes through electronic attraction; invasion of an individual’s dreams at night), and
>cases where the beliefs were not only impossible, but bizarre (e.g. docile family dog replaced by exact double with foul temper; remote enlargement of bodily organs).

In short: Get. Therapy.

[Anonymous No.12648580]

>>12648574
My dog wasn’t replaced.

[Anonymous No.12648596]

One Orange Fool please.

[Anonymous No.12648607]

>>12648574
How come the voices never say nice things like
>You're doing a great job!
>Lets go volunteer at the soup kitchen
>Compliment someone today
>You are loved and a good person

[Anonymous No.12648611]

>>12647431
rude

[Anonymous No.12648633]

>>12648528

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zersetzung

http://www.maxhertzberg.co.uk/background/politics/stasi-tactics/

>>12647428

I'm sure he could, but it wouldn't be period accurate since hamburgers are from the 20th century. Love his channel though, I want to make some of those meat pies he's cooked.

[Anonymous No.12648662]

>>12647431
he's hot
i want to roll in the hay with him like it's the 1700s

[Anonymous No.12648703]

>>12647428
did you start this thread here because your /tv/ thread about him was taken down?
will you go to /his/ once it's deemed off topic for this board?

[Anonymous No.12648710]

>>12648460
so just another starbucks red cup or black ariel incident?

[Anonymous No.12648716]

>>12648494
no, not the deep state
overly zealous leftists who have no jobs

[Anonymous No.12648731]

>>12648633
The FBI bugged the homes of civil rights leaders, uses blackmail and harassment campaigns against activists, has assassinated journalists and whistleblowers, and sent anonymous hate mail to MLK Jr. The CIA made about 70 attempts on Castro's life and the head of MI6 for years was in fact a KGB agent who sent hundreds of western operatives directly to USSR prison camps.
None of this has anything to do with a vast and terrible conspiracy to make Trumpcucks look bad in a youtube comments section. Other than the fact that schizophrenics are quite capable of creating apparently well-researched and well-reasoned justifications for their paranoid delusions.

[Anonymous No.12648867]

>>12648731

We're just talking about hamburgers on a mongolian beef stir fry cooking board bro

[Anonymous No.12648907]

>>12648731
>the head of MI6 for years was in fact a KGB agent who sent hundreds of western operatives directly to USSR prison
it's funny how Russians can't set up a grocery store but still dominate at geopolitics/intrigue

[Anonymous No.12649020]

>>12648607
There's actually been research on that and in certain cultures that happens and schizophrenia is viewed more positively.

[Anonymous No.12649050]

>>12648357
It was a genuine coincidence

[Anonymous No.12649187]

>>12648460
>whenever magatards chimp out, it's a coordinated falseflag operation by muh scary libruhls
LMAO!

[Anonymous No.12649247]

I'm frustrated at this thread.

[Anonymous No.12649275]

>>12649187
>posts the image of leftists swarming a guy's car right before he gunned it to get out of there

[Anonymous No.12649584]

>>12647431
You’re a real jerk dude.

[Anonymous No.12649595]

>>12648710
That’s fake outrage invented by the liberal media. The first cup incident was real, though. But no one has cared since then and that was 15 years ago.

[Anonymous No.12649608]

>>12649595
>The first cup incident was real, though
it actually wasn't
it was like one guy bitching on twitter that got scooped up by every network in the country

[Anonymous No.12649642]

>>12649608
Regardless, the point is libcucks are gullible retards that believe everything they read or see on TV.

[Anonymous No.12649659]

>>12648867
Whew that got me

[Anonymous No.12649661]

the switchle was pretty good tho

[Anonymous No.12649675]

>>12649608
It was completely fake. I worked there during the whole event and the only people who mentioned the “controversy” were pathetic libcucks who wanted stories of outrage. I eventually started making up shit because they would tip a lot for stories of upset conservatives.

[Anonymous No.12650448]

>>12648293
With enough vodka you sure as hell bet I can't.

[Anonymous No.12650519]

walter staib is the superior 18th century cook

[Anonymous No.12652358]

>>12648412
>Kind of reeks of "Do not desecrate our Benevolent Leader" to me but that's just my view.

Honestly I don't see why denouncing enemies of the state is bad.

[Anonymous No.12652366]

>>12647431
This guy is based as fuck, and you're cringe as fuck. Who hurt you? Let's unpack this.

[Anonymous No.12653504]

>>12647431
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.12653512]

>>12648357
I really lean toward it being a genuine coincidence