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egg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 16:10:16 2019 No.12644390 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 16:12:50 2019 No.12644398 >>12644385 The King has arrived

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 17:49:41 2019 No.12644955 >the video is ruined for me because I noticed the fat fuck on the edge of the screen who gulps down like 8-10 deviled eggs over the course of the 60 second video I'd be giving that guy the side eye too. What a disgusting glutton.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:14:52 2019 No.12645385 File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, 1544584324791_0.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12644398 Ahem

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:26:21 2019 No.12645437 >>12645385 With that shiny shirt and larger set up, he seems like the villain in an Indian Egg Stand movie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:28:27 2019 No.12645446 >>12644955 he's definitely giving the side eye to the guy recording. BTW how did he get out without breaking any eggs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:31:46 2019 No.12645464 >>12645437 Id watch it

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:42:37 2019 No.12645512

>>12645385
Nah, it just looks like he's showing off, its a performance for him while the king does it just because, just because he's the king
Like those faggot japanese bartenders with their look at my efficient movement I am a robot what is your order domo arrigato shit
He's a pretender

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:44:44 2019 No.12645526 >>12645385 >Ruining it with grated cheese

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:52:48 2019 No.12645553 >>12645385 blocks your path

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:06:11 2019 No.12645600 File: 94 KB, 570x844, 10818676_10205212254208007_69615115_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12645437 So basically this movie. Except it takes place entirely in India and it mainly focuses on eggs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:20:43 2019 No.12645637 >>12645385 This man clearly doesn't understand or respect the egg like the eggman does

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:23:48 2019 No.12645655 >>12645385 >While you worked out at the gym i studied the egg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:05:25 2019 No.12645846 >>12645385 >only surrounded by a couple dozen eggs ROOKIE NUMBERS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:09:20 2019 No.12645864 >>12645526 thought it looked cool how effortlessly he grated it though

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:20:29 2019 No.12646608 bump

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:23:23 2019 No.12646618 Jesus Christ Egg Fort King it’s just an egg sandwich

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:28:41 2019 No.12646633 File: 677 KB, 512x616, merely pretending.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:38:46 2019 No.12646665 File: 1.10 MB, 462x270, autist.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:45:29 2019 No.12646685 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, 1559275194772.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12644385 >>12645385 filthy conditions, greasy pajeets

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:47:13 2019 No.12646691 File: 2.94 MB, 640x640, Advertisements.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:20:48 2019 No.12646786 >>12644385 My Liege.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:14:00 2019 No.12646889 >>12645385 no, he is not the true king! with that face and gate up he looks like a faggot of the egg fort.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:14:49 2019 No.12646891 >>12644385 >filename the fuck do you think you're doing? Delete your shit thread, and then do it right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:18:12 2019 No.12646896 >>12646685 tell me how i know you wash your hands after taking a shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:23:45 2019 No.12646911 Will I ever make it to the egg fort or has my whole life been a lie.

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:40:26 2019 No.12646947
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>>12645512
Those JP bartenders are trained. I work in an Agricultural school and about a sixth of the students here are in food service training. They are crazy practiced at pouring tea properly and serving cakes the "right" way. It's intense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:47:05 2019 No.12646957 >>12645385 >Cooking in a silk shirt Why do poos do this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:48:11 2019 No.12646960 >>12645385 >Filename #not my king

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:54:05 2019 No.12646968 >>12645385 The dark emperor of eggs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 03:19:22 2019 No.12647049 File: 571 KB, 1757x666, 1563135391491(2).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12646957 Wife beater total chad look

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 04:26:02 2019 No.12647199 >>12646630 I'm only 20 seconds in. Does he not know the process of making charcoal?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 05:06:07 2019 No.12647246 File: 2.72 MB, 360x640, 1488885702735.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12644385 egg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 07:59:45 2019 No.12647497 >>12647246 fucking gimmick. people who fall for this shouldn't be allowed to vote.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 08:00:53 2019 No.12647502 >>12646957 I think that's satin

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 08:05:42 2019 No.12647509 >>12644385 Why do they put those pots of eggs on the heat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 08:27:17 2019 No.12647555 File: 2.89 MB, 1000x562, townsend_butter_churning_girl.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 08:30:30 2019 No.12647562 File: 1.40 MB, 626x360, surely prince of the eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12644385 >>12645385 blocks your egg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 08:34:21 2019 No.12647570 >>12647555 My man

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 08:34:50 2019 No.12647571 >>12646691 QUIT EXPOSING THE BUSINESS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 08:42:48 2019 No.12647587 >>12647562 Never noticed that radio says "Jesus is my Leader".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 08:47:23 2019 No.12647596 >>12645385 >the dirtiness of the stand >the constant quick useless movements >using the bread as a mop for the leftover pieces of food >no gloves >unnecessary touching of the food oh fuck I'm cringing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 08:49:57 2019 No.12647602 >>12647587 thats a helmet not a radio

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 08:56:48 2019 No.12647611 >>12647555 >tfw you will never be humiliated and dominated by dairy qt

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 08:57:03 2019 No.12647612 >>12646660 lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 09:00:24 2019 No.12647624 >>12646633 wtf is that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 09:02:28 2019 No.12647629 >>12647624 meat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:46:52 2019 No.12647887 >>12647629 Wtf is wrong with it? Is this botulism?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:51:55 2019 No.12647906 >>12646660 Jack 2.0

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:52:19 2019 No.12648119 File: 45 KB, 750x573, 1495324059545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12647555 >ywn have this chick smiling at you while giving you a handjob then stop to wave at you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 12:01:13 2019 No.12648150 >>12645385 This usurper will never have the love of the people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 15:32:22 2019 No.12649009 >>12647887 Big pylori bacteria trying to escape.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 15:33:25 2019 No.12649016 File: 85 KB, 667x756, ezgif-1-6272ca67350e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12647887

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 16:00:34 2019 No.12649106
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>>12648119
After seeing that pic over and over I got curious and decided to test how many penne I could load into a standard 5.56 STANAG magazine.
I expected them to get crushed but they actually held up really well. The shape made them hop out out of the mag after the first 20, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 16:04:19 2019 No.12649121 >>12649016 Disgusting. I hate it when a girl has tattoos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 16:07:29 2019 No.12649128 File: 36 KB, 360x360, 1563012231849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12649121

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 16:54:14 2019 No.12649319 File: 2.94 MB, 1040x584, Mestre da Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 17:10:20 2019 No.12649393 >>12644385 I like how he tries to scoop up that piece of egg that broke off and it falls of. Then he doesn't even try to get it again

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 17:11:04 2019 No.12649395 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, 1546102202730.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12645385 >when you're not as good as the egg king so you have to try to be flashy to make up for it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 17:11:52 2019 No.12649398 >>12647624 Something about salt causes muscle spasms

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 17:12:27 2019 No.12649402 >>12646660 Could he not afford two of those shitty grates?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 17:13:16 2019 No.12649406 >>12645385 >cleans the pan with your food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 17:15:17 2019 No.12649409 >>12647497 It's an omelette You're being triggered of an omelette

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 17:19:01 2019 No.12649426 >>12647497 What's wrong with it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 17:27:10 2019 No.12649476 File: 47 KB, 619x453, 1539648543950.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12646665 gib milkies now!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 17:53:08 2019 No.12649605 >>12649106 Now point it at your head and summon a persona

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 18:27:28 2019 No.12649804 File: 2.14 MB, 640x360, tip2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12649605 Maybe I'll point my dick at your mum

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 18:29:26 2019 No.12649815 >>12649804 I like how they looked around and checked for people nearby but didn't check for cameras.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 18:34:30 2019 No.12649852 File: 2.45 MB, 1280x720, halloween snackgrab 5.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12649815 It's almost as if they are unintelligent apes, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 18:40:26 2019 No.12649881 >>12646665 protecc

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 18:43:04 2019 No.12649894 >>12647555 god i wish that were me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 18:47:39 2019 No.12649919 File: 2.40 MB, 640x480, SlavParty.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 18:49:27 2019 No.12649925 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, huge beef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 18:56:01 2019 No.12649959 File: 2.05 MB, 626x360, 1544725663400.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why do I have so many webms of people cooking eggs saved to my computer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 19:01:45 2019 No.12649989 >>12649852 Kid never had a chance with that for a role model

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 19:02:15 2019 No.12649995 >>12646665 shes trying her best

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 19:08:08 2019 No.12650038 >>12646665 >no physically autistic gf to complement my mental autism why even live

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 19:11:37 2019 No.12650055 File: 2.43 MB, 854x480, dance.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 19:13:04 2019 No.12650061 >>12649852 >>12649804 Racism exists for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 19:19:23 2019 No.12650100 >>12646691 aren't all of these blossom videos horse shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 19:33:01 2019 No.12650165 >>12650100 Yes they are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 19:49:34 2019 No.12650243 >>12650100 >>12650165 Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 19:52:27 2019 No.12650255 >>12648119 Who the hell keeps posting this without the "pasta la vista" caption?

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 20:04:41 2019 No.12650303

>>12644385

>wonder if it would be nice to try
>eggs probably shit quality
>veggies probably laden with flies and their eggs
>probably some cheap shitty gutter oil used to cook the egg
>salt probably laced with some cheap alternative like asbestos
>have to smell pajeets/sweat/poop while eating food

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 20:06:51 2019 No.12650313 >>12650243 it's not based on that video, but this bitch calls out a bunch of their horseshit in another one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSBSzWmjXO0

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 20:07:45 2019 No.12650318

>>12649804
This is something that has always confused me about the USA.

On the one hand, they're a country where everyone distrusts each other, they all have to be armed and ready to kill at all times, just in case someone randomly tries to murder them. They put cameras into their kids' schools because they assume that strangers might enter the schools and molest their kids, or that the 12 year olds might start dealing drugs. They have so many nanny laws like not allowing people under the age of 21 to drink.

But then at the same time, they just leave money laying around in the open and assume it's perfectly safe.

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 20:37:55 2019 No.12650458

>>12650243
All those hyper-viral videos are turbo bullshit, because they are nothing but the evolution of the tabloid. Never trust anything they say. They are on the same tier of retardation than those indians and their fucking charlies and baby sharks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 20:46:39 2019 No.12650491 >>12650318 imagine they let russians into your country how long would it take to go to shit? thats what its like living in america

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 20:51:44 2019 No.12650507

>>12650458
>>12650243
I'm fairly certain they make the videos dumb on purpose. Because being wrong generates controversy, and people proving it wrong generates word of mouth and curiosity.
These people absolutely know what they're doing. The videos are carefully constructed to make people angry at them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 20:54:40 2019 No.12650521 >>12650507 >Because being wrong Nobody checks them. They make it wrong because it is "interesting", so the average smoothbrain internet user can watch it on the social media dozens of times and share it to their friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 20:59:26 2019 No.12650544 >>12650521 >average smoothbrain internet user To be fair, most of it is literal children who are younger than adblock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 20:59:32 2019 No.12650545 >>12644385 this webm was made 30 years ago, do you think he still works in an egg stand

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 21:01:09 2019 No.12650550 >>12650491 At least Slavs have a weird inclination towards math and science

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 21:02:57 2019 No.12650562 File: 1.08 MB, 1920x1200, 1554929086557.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12649106 Based anon putting the /k/ into /ck/

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 21:05:16 2019 No.12650571

>>12650521
People DO check them - and they make public videos of them disproving them, and these public videos get massive amounts of traction and popularity.
See >>12650313
The video debunking it has 3,000,000 views, which it wouldn't have if there was nothing dumb to debunk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 21:16:20 2019 No.12650635 >>12645385 He's too aggressive, no respect for the egg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 21:17:10 2019 No.12650641 >>12650635 also i dont like his shirt

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 21:52:36 2019 No.12650769 >>12649852 >>12649989 >kid takes one piece, steps back >mom starts loading up bags he's fucked

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 23:33:05 2019 No.12651171 >>12647624 Just some meatworms is safe just cook medium rare its fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 00:51:18 2019 No.12651491 >>12649319 Brazil is the future of America if you keep voting Democrat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 02:59:35 2019 No.12651839 >>12650491 The irony of this statement is that natural born and "white" Americans are just as bad if not worse than the stuff you burgoids complain about with people of colour. It's hilarious to see American racism. You're all so stupid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 03:07:36 2019 No.12651861 File: 2.91 MB, 472x796, goblin cuisine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12645385 ahem

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 03:19:11 2019 No.12651891 >>12646665 SHE'S DOING JUST FINE, DAMMIT. I HALEN TO LIKE MY PANCAKES MEDIUM RARE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 03:31:05 2019 No.12651907 >>12647509 It's to make sure that the germs on the egg shells are killed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 04:52:26 2019 No.12652153 File: 2.87 MB, 640x363, full english.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 05:03:12 2019 No.12652181 >>12649925 this is retarded

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 05:41:26 2019 No.12652265 >>12651839 thanks for sharing your opinion. here's your upvote +1

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 06:01:03 2019 No.12652313 >>12649959 Be cause its eggciting ;)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 06:29:01 2019 No.12652380 File: 973 KB, 261x165, RinoPebbles.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12650635 Eggresive!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 06:54:01 2019 No.12652422 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, whole beef roast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 07:06:25 2019 No.12652444 >>12650318 trust was very high in the past and there's lots of cultural relics from that time that haven't yet faded out

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 07:08:01 2019 No.12652449 >>12652422 >outside charred to hell >inside raw

Anonymous Thu Jul 18 07:34:02 2019 No.12652491

>>12649852
I live in a nice area of chicago next to a shitty black area and when we first moved here our neighbors told us if we were going to be around for Halloween then we needed to buy 10 pounds of candy because all the black people come by from the next town over and really take advantage of the generosity. I thought they were joking but they were dead serious. My favorite guy so far had on a durag and a wife beater with a lit cigarette in his mouth, a pillowcase in one hand and a literal infant in the other. Nobody was dressed up

I was just shaking my head

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 09:02:47 2019 No.12652746 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, tartare.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Jul 18 09:07:19 2019 No.12652763

>>12652746
Urgh, arm hair is so disgusting. You just know he's going to ruin that meal by having his disgusting arm hair fall into the plate. That's why I always shave my arms. It also makes you faster and look younger. A win-win-win. I don't understand why most men like having arm hair.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 09:41:59 2019 No.12652859 >>12652763 I shaved my arms once and I felt like a fucking skeleton, it was pretty cool

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 09:50:44 2019 No.12652885 >>12652859 I think you need to press less hard when you shave anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 09:54:09 2019 No.12652895 >>12646691 i dont believe the beer one, shit always make so much foam

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 09:55:28 2019 No.12652899 >>12644385 Hang on, how does he get out?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 09:59:50 2019 No.12652911 >>12649919 Why are slavs so based?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 10:05:40 2019 No.12652932 >>12647555 she looks related to him, same eyes, chin

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 10:16:32 2019 No.12652967 >>12650318 Whites build high trust societies that are not equipped to handle non whites unless they are oppressed by law and custom to keep them docile.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 10:20:09 2019 No.12652979 >>12652422 >All that work and effort, just to get something that looks like the prime rib at Crwcker Barrel

Anonymous Thu Jul 18 10:32:02 2019 No.12653025

>>12650318
America is not one country in a sense. Each state has more or less its own government, history, and culture. Metropolitan life is where everyone distrusts eachother. People dont arm themselves because they fear they could be killed at any moment, they arm themselves because responsibility and self-defense are important to them. Cameras in schools has been common in most of the population dense areas of the west for years now, that's not a distinctly American thing. I grew up in a school that had none, for example. The alcohol laws are vestiges of a past that are rapidly being overturned, but in America teenagers are also more likely to be driving or operating other machinery than Europeans so itd at least make sense that our drinking age be slightly higher than Europe. There are open campaigns to drop the age in most states anyway. Hope this helps!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 10:56:54 2019 No.12653098 File: 174 KB, 1200x828, Rick-Roll-Mash-Up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12646630 looks delish

Anonymous Thu Jul 18 10:58:48 2019 No.12653107

>>12653025
>America is not one country in a sense.
It is.
>Each state has more or less its own government, history, and culture.
Yeah just like any other federal republic, or really most countries.
>People dont arm themselves because they fear they could be killed at any moment, they arm themselves because responsibility and self-defense are important to them.
Okay lol, so they care about self-defense even though they don't think they'll be attacked or anything.
>Cameras in schools has been common in most of the population dense areas of the west for years now, that's not a distinctly American thing.
Citation needed.
>in America teenagers are also more likely to be driving or operating other machinery than Europeans so itd at least make sense that our drinking age be slightly higher than Europe.
Not really. 15 year olds can drive tractors and motor scooters here, 10 year olds ride bicycles by themselves without their parents, etc.
Though drinking is legal from age 14 in the presence of the parents, meaning the teenagers learn responsible drinking from the beginning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 11:00:26 2019 No.12653112 File: 1.61 MB, 640x640, pumpkin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 11:34:32 2019 No.12653252 >>12651861 It's the dainty way she hoiks out the tortilla chips with the tongs that really kills me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 11:45:19 2019 No.12653288 >>12653025 America is a shithole populated by delusional retards.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 13:10:42 2019 No.12653632 >>12650318 Cultural lag time. People and attitudes have changed but (tipping) culture has stayed the same and will stay the same for a few decades imo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 13:17:17 2019 No.12653657 >>12653112 I would.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 13:24:41 2019 No.12653677 >>12653657 the tongue out every 5 seconds thing turns me off in a big way but I could probably get over it eventually

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 13:28:50 2019 No.12653690 >>12653112 does anyone have the webm similar to this with a narcissistic bitch eating a beyond burger i think it was?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 13:29:30 2019 No.12653695 >>12652885 kek >>12652859 a lot of swimmers do that because it makes it feel like they are going faster, which it doesn't, but gives them a psychological edge and they do end up getting better times as a result

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 13:34:30 2019 No.12653716 >>12652449 That's how a roast is supposed to look, you inbred dindu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 13:39:21 2019 No.12653738 >>12652746 my mouth is watering

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 13:44:33 2019 No.12653768 >>12644385 >leave 4chan and /ck/ for a year >came back 5 minutes ago >still the same fucking egg king webm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 14:07:57 2019 No.12653882 >>12653768 Egg is eternal

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 15:26:15 2019 No.12654173 File: 109 KB, 480x596, 1531153520201.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12653768 >leave 4chan LARP harder fagget, no one leaves 4chan alive. NO ONE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 15:34:03 2019 No.12654201 >>12652746 I wouldn't hesitate to request they stop mixing and splattering food inches away from my clothes, that is horrible tableside service.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 15:36:18 2019 No.12654210 >>12654173 You sound mad, did someone hurt you recently?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 20:28:04 2019 No.12655604 >>12653112 isn't this that "vegan" youtuber who got caught eating meat on some persons live stream?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 20:44:40 2019 No.12655677 >>12647497 >Someone is proficient at his craft >cry like an autistic bitch just end it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 20:45:20 2019 No.12655682 >>12650318 nice b8 heres a (you)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 20:50:17 2019 No.12655695 >>12652979 that took like 10 mins to prepare

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 21:00:26 2019 No.12655741 >>12647497 I bet you sperg the fuck out every time you see something being served on anything that isn't a porcelain plate

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 21:15:05 2019 No.12655805 >>12649106 do they fire though

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 21:23:30 2019 No.12655844 >>12651491 Ok I will vote Democrat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 21:37:33 2019 No.12655897 >>12645385 This webm gave me the runs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 21:44:30 2019 No.12655927 >>12655844 fag and queerpilled

Anonymous Thu Jul 18 21:51:43 2019 No.12655949
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>>12652746
look at this faggot just sitting there with his arms crossed waiting for someone to make his food in front of him. not in a good way either like benihana. but in a bad way just to be like "look how much of a foodie i am guys!" anyone that dines in a restaurant that offers this service should be gassed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 22:12:41 2019 No.12656026 >>12646630 Is that chicken okay?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 22:22:00 2019 No.12656061 >>12654173 >posts redit: the pic really makin a strong argument

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 22:27:15 2019 No.12656085 >>12653107 haha, oh wow

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 23:26:59 2019 No.12656391 File: 3.25 MB, 267x182, gD8uUiC.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 23:37:06 2019 No.12656453 >>12646691 fake as fuck why would they coat pancakes in motor oil, u cant eat motor oil or dish soap or shaving cream or none of that

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 23:40:12 2019 No.12656466 File: 135 KB, 645x729, 1512063240433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12655927 >>12651491

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 23:44:35 2019 No.12656487 File: 48 KB, 924x560, 1526057833030.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12650562 >animeshitter is also a weaponfag imagine my shock

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 23:58:50 2019 No.12656550 >>12646665 >>12650038 Pretty sure it's cerebral palsy. Went to special school and got to giggle at people calling it CP

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 00:00:30 2019 No.12656559 >>12652895 The soapy beer would be illegal if beer is the product being advertised.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 00:01:47 2019 No.12656567 >>12656487 It's nice to know many will evnetually shoot themselves. It's a statistical inevitability and makes me very happy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 00:12:51 2019 No.12656630 >>12656559 Why do you think that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 00:14:27 2019 No.12656634 >>12656453 This is bait

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 00:15:48 2019 No.12656640 >>12656630 Because you can't substitute the product you're advertising. I remember a couple of years ago the milk industry got in trouble for using Elmer's glue in ads because it was so brilliantly white. They were told to stop it

Anonymous Fri Jul 19 00:21:19 2019 No.12656679

>>12656640
But we know photos of food are faked for advertisements. As long as it's actual beer in the glass, the dish soap shouldn't be disqualifying.
At least, that's what this article seems to be saying.
http://www.insider.com/food-photo-tricks-2017-9

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 00:25:00 2019 No.12656699 >>12652313 Is this some kind of fucking yolk to you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 01:22:07 2019 No.12656915 >>12644385 He doesn't brown the eggs long enough and no pepper. Poverty shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 01:35:39 2019 No.12656956 >>12656915 BLASPHEMY

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 03:39:27 2019 No.12657285 File: 2.92 MB, 960x540, ck vs r9k goal5.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tonight, at ~9pmUTC our divegrass team takes on /toy/ in our first match of the 4chan summerc Up! >implyingridded.info for more info and stream

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 05:43:54 2019 No.12657552 File: 1.28 MB, 1920x1052, 9B6EC369-0E04-4960-93ED-68F8D4624300.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12657285 based and redcardpilled >>>/vg/259642363 watch it today bros

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 05:46:15 2019 No.12657559 File: 175 KB, 384x390, 1532427636949.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12652153 >using olive oil for the mushrooms, when there is butter/bacon fat available

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 06:28:05 2019 No.12657639 >>12651861 This is just food you'd make when you're high

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 06:36:05 2019 No.12657658 >>12645385 Ummm sweetie, I think you're trying to hard. Next time, try to actually impress me. Okay? Okay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 06:39:32 2019 No.12657664 >>12645385 how does he get out

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 06:49:01 2019 No.12657678 >>12657285 Oh shit, that came up fast. Thanks for the heads up boss.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 07:09:00 2019 No.12657718 test post please ignore

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 07:24:39 2019 No.12657749 File: 120 KB, 1200x819, Harvey_cats_vs_Jordans.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] test post please ignore

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 08:08:23 2019 No.12657860 >>12649852 >Kid wants to be a good power ranger and takes one piece and gets ready to leave >Obese mother steals it all

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 08:11:49 2019 No.12657871 asd

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 08:14:27 2019 No.12657879 >>12657749 >jordans No that's a home supply box for some shit like a slow cooker or whatever. He's carrying what looks like sleeping bags or a blow up mattress

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 08:20:00 2019 No.12657886 >>12657879 t. nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 08:35:07 2019 No.12657918 >>12657886 t. retard polcuck who failed at life

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 09:00:30 2019 No.12657984 >>12646665 Best sex I had was with a cerebral palsy girl. Fuck, those were the times.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 09:07:48 2019 No.12657998 >>12653112 Why does she drink out of a jar?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 09:43:43 2019 No.12658084 >>12647502 ACK-CHUALLY satin can be made of a variety of substances; you can have silk satin & polyester satin. But yes I agree he's obviously wearing a polyester shirt

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 09:49:15 2019 No.12658105 Is this a weggbm thread now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 09:55:50 2019 No.12658134 >>12657749 >daddy, you’re back! did you find us any food or drinking water? >no, but i found two scared stray cats

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 10:39:10 2019 No.12658265 >>12656466 >A party that keeps moving towards high unemployment, social welfare, economic despair, and a subservient brown mud race to keep labor costs low >"Nah, nothing like Brazil!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 10:40:29 2019 No.12658272 >>12655805 Are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 10:49:42 2019 No.12658303 >>12657998 Because omg I am SOOOOOO rustic and country insert painfully large student debt and whore sounds

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 11:30:54 2019 No.12658453 >>12649925 yeah i'd like something other than blue rare so you're gonna probably have to carbonize the outside

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 12:14:09 2019 No.12658594 >>12657998 You don't? I keep all my pickle jars around for drinking out of or for holding food for lunch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 12:48:00 2019 No.12658704 >>12657998 They're cheap and it triggers autists.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 12:58:18 2019 No.12658754 >>12658594 This. I do a lot of canning so we always have canning jars around. That's all we use to drink out of except for beer and wine glasses and I'll often use a quart canning jar for beer too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 14:02:29 2019 No.12658996 >>12653768 there is no eggscape

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 14:14:46 2019 No.12659045 >>12644385 The guy kinda looks like George W Bush

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 15:47:28 2019 No.12659414 File: 2.90 MB, 480x340, salami cube.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 15:56:34 2019 No.12659460 >>12655949 He might have just been keeping his arms to himself so he doesn't bump elbows with the server

Anonymous Fri Jul 19 16:26:31 2019 No.12659613
File: 2.87 MB, 960x540, ck vs po goal3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12657552
>>12657678
reminder to all chefs:

in about 45 minutes our 4cc team will take the pitch against /toy/ to open our summer cup campaign.
sadly we have lost about all of our great aesthetics with the move to PES18 but let us at least keep our good string of runs going!

We still have open business with /toy/, as last time we faced them a cruel owngoal lost us the game and cost us promotion.

where to watch:
>implyingrigged.info follow to cytube and voila iit's right there for you

wtf even is this:
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ

(almost) all the info you ever need about our team:
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ck/

COME ON YOU CHEFS IN WHITE

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 17:06:46 2019 No.12659802 File: 2.91 MB, 960x540, ck vs r9k goal6.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we have enterd pregame setup kickoff very soon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 17:30:39 2019 No.12659891 >>12645385 This is some seriously nasty shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 17:32:26 2019 No.12659899 >>12653112 If you looked up thot in the dictionary her face would be shown.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 17:33:50 2019 No.12659904 >>12659802 >>12659613 RIP

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 17:34:27 2019 No.12659909 File: 41 KB, 366x550, 1506537440334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12659613 Better luck on Sunday

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 17:37:07 2019 No.12659921 File: 2.37 MB, 640x360, mountain of salt.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fug.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 17:38:10 2019 No.12659931 >>12654210 Yeah, my best friend didnt listen to me and he ended up dead

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 17:39:11 2019 No.12659934 well shit now it's on to /u/ (again) on sunday, trying to keep out hotstreak against them going

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 17:46:51 2019 No.12659976 >>12646685 Why they are so dirty? They literally look covered in dirt

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 17:55:25 2019 No.12660024 >>12659414 interedasting

Anonymous Fri Jul 19 18:01:09 2019 No.12660059

>>12646691
>Live in Canuckland
>Take college course in food marketing
>All advertisement images have to be made entirely from the edible product and only the product
Learning to make good whipped cream that didn't drip on the pie took an entire day. Also almost every food shot is 45 degrees up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 18:04:48 2019 No.12660078 >>12660059 >Learning to make good whipped cream that didn't drip on the pie took an entire day. How do you do it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 18:08:53 2019 No.12660097 >>12653252 God yeah I hate this. It's like she's trying to act all professional

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 18:22:37 2019 No.12660155 >>12659899 Dubs of truth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 18:24:45 2019 No.12660164 >>12644385 soul >>12645385 soulless really tho, the second video looks sloppy as fuck. I would be more worried catching something there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 18:27:44 2019 No.12660170 File: 1.29 MB, 221x384, Shay_Laren_Jeans-258.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12646665 She so hot! girlfriend matterial

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 18:40:27 2019 No.12660210 >>12660078 I'm not sure, was two person groups, I made the pie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 18:56:10 2019 No.12660274 >>12647596 >oh fuck I'm cringing The funny part is that 90% of restos in the USA are no cleaner, they just do it behind closed doors so patrons get to think everything is perfect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 19:00:20 2019 No.12660306 >>12650061 >Racism exists for a reason. Cowardice, mostly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 19:00:27 2019 No.12660307 >>12647246 >salmonella tapping no,thanks

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 19:03:14 2019 No.12660322 File: 11 KB, 69x72, 20190719_180255.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12649925

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 19:05:05 2019 No.12660331 >>12653716 Americans can't handle beef that's well done.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 19:07:05 2019 No.12660339 >>12646633 what the heck is going on here

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 19:11:07 2019 No.12660357 >>12649852 thats sheboons for you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 19:13:13 2019 No.12660366 >>12658265 >A party that keeps moving towards high unemployment, social welfare, economic despair, and a subservient brown mud race to keep labor costs low You mean the Republicans?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 19:22:40 2019 No.12660407 >>12659414 YOU SOLVED THE BOX WE CAME

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 19:25:28 2019 No.12660414 >>12658265 and as you can see, bolsonaro has completely fixed it, just like trump

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 19:54:16 2019 No.12660522 File: 2.91 MB, 480x600, 1560025630061.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 20:04:57 2019 No.12660567 >>12653112 women were a mistake

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 20:14:28 2019 No.12660618 >>12660522 You got me. I need someone to tell me what the fuck that is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 20:16:06 2019 No.12660624 >>12660618 cheese

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 20:17:16 2019 No.12660629 >>12660366 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 20:20:04 2019 No.12660636 >>12660618 cheese wrapped in some sort of animal hide.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 20:20:14 2019 No.12660637 >>12660624 In a skin, what kind?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 20:25:19 2019 No.12660656 >>12652153 >no beans >no black/white pudding >olive oil Not "full" by any measure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 20:28:08 2019 No.12660664 >>12645385 High energy egging

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 20:53:32 2019 No.12660753 >>12652932 of course. They are british

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 20:59:54 2019 No.12660766 >>12652932 his actual daughter looks like she got 95% of his DNA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuIXixc2qQ8

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 21:14:48 2019 No.12660829 >>12646685 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydwaz2oPWY0

Anonymous Fri Jul 19 21:28:36 2019 No.12660871

>>12655949
I think tableside prep is kinda neat and would like to see it return to fine dining restaurants in a greater capacity. Dishes like steak Diane are kinda dated, but I can imagine more modern shit getting flipped and flambeed and whatnot at the table being popular.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 21:30:49 2019 No.12660879 File: 98 KB, 1000x983, 1541921751774.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12660522 gib aged milkies

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 22:17:18 2019 No.12661042 >>12660522 Maybe the vegans were right

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 22:25:57 2019 No.12661068 >>12660522 Can't believe that used to be a seal. Fucking chinks

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 22:45:13 2019 No.12661128 >>12646665 She would have been an excellent mother. Protecc

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 22:49:31 2019 No.12661146 >>12655805 Now why the fuck would they do that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 22:52:35 2019 No.12661164 >>12660306 lol fuck off nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 22:58:30 2019 No.12661185 >>12661128 I dont wanna breed with a broken woman

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 22:59:01 2019 No.12661189 >>12661185 >Would have been

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 23:03:04 2019 No.12661206 File: 50 KB, 270x480, pinhead.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12659414 We Have Such Sights to Show You

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 23:04:11 2019 No.12661211 >>12653768 >over a year since egg king introduced to /ck/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 23:15:40 2019 No.12661257 File: 30 KB, 388x443, 1539856962326.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12661211 >see egg king posted in other boards every so often

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 19 23:48:14 2019 No.12661402 >>12652746 >thanks! Id like it well done please!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 00:03:07 2019 No.12661465 >>12659414 Based rubik's sausage

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 00:58:23 2019 No.12661657 File: 741 KB, 785x445, Surly Duke of the Babe Fort.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12661257 Hail to the King baby.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 02:23:01 2019 No.12661877 >>12645385 Any one have the link?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 02:35:33 2019 No.12661905 >>12659921 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DmjX5sy8QM

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 02:53:33 2019 No.12661945 >>12645385 >>12661877 Found it KING of EGG OMELETTE \| CRAZY CHEESE BUTTER RICH EGG DISHES \| Egg Ghotala \| Indian Street Food https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RpeMHnQxKKk

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 02:59:37 2019 No.12661960 >>12661945 How DARE he call himself the king so brazenly?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 03:11:03 2019 No.12662001 >>12656487 >having shit taste in entertainment and willingly being defenseless imagine

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 03:13:13 2019 No.12662012 >>12660366 lowest unemployment in nearly 50 years, can't stump

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 03:18:04 2019 No.12662029 >>12660306 yes, the cowardice of niggers and their violence are truly disgusting to behold

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 03:20:12 2019 No.12662034 >>12646665 She's trying her best, I can't really fault her for that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 03:30:38 2019 No.12662063 >>12661945 That's the thing Sam the Cooking Guy cooks on. He calls it an Evo and he is a partner in the company, and they sell it for $4300.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 04:06:38 2019 No.12662180 >>12655604 Yes, "Rawvana"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 04:24:13 2019 No.12662226 File: 1.96 MB, 640x360, transparent macaroni and carbonara foam.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12660871 Weird shit tasting menu places seem to do a fair bit of tableside prep, or at least finishing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 04:34:51 2019 No.12662251 File: 689 KB, 640x360, perfect fit.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 04:46:34 2019 No.12662282 >>12662251 perfect

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 04:47:36 2019 No.12662284 >>12648150 he added cheese. the war is over. he has won the throne by the iron price.

Anonymous Sat Jul 20 04:52:17 2019 No.12662293

>>12660414
>If we stop trying to stop it, things will just work out.
Thankfully the Senate is stopping retarded shit from passing. You can tell when smoothbrains (you) are out of their depth, because they pretend like Trump holds the power, and leave out Congress... because all of your failings are from orange man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 05:35:27 2019 No.12662363 >>12657984 Describe it pls Why was it so good?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 05:57:52 2019 No.12662427 >>12657749 virgin catfag vs chad forager

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 07:43:00 2019 No.12662697 >>12660522 Is that cheese or a fucking giant ginger root?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 09:08:15 2019 No.12662897 >>12652449 >charred it was smoked ya dangus

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 09:19:45 2019 No.12662923 >>12660766 all his kids look like miniature versions of him. The seed is strong

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 10:20:46 2019 No.12663091 >>12660407 >>12661206 Lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 10:44:04 2019 No.12663174 >>12645446 Emergency Eggxit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 12:20:53 2019 No.12663675 File: 2.71 MB, 508x640, good head.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 17:07:41 2019 No.12664875 >>12662012 you must be retarded or a teenager if you think that's even remotely related to trump's term.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 17:08:03 2019 No.12664876 >>12661185 she isn't 'broken', as in, cerebral palsy isn't genetic, she would give birth to perfectly healthy children.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 17:16:40 2019 No.12664913 File: 13 KB, 467x359, OHP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12645385 >grates cheese so close to his fingers that he skins himself >that dorky Hindu nod no thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 17:40:02 2019 No.12665025 How can I make sandwiches like the king bros?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 17:41:18 2019 No.12665032 File: 57 KB, 768x576, Geni1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12652153 >BBC >Fucking up a full English breakfast I am john's total lack of surprise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 18:00:45 2019 No.12665120 File: 2.89 MB, 300x300, fish and chips.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope this is food and not porn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 18:06:14 2019 No.12665141 >>12659899 Damn boomers. Update your quips. If you Googled thot her image would be the first hit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 18:22:35 2019 No.12665197 >>12651861 Not many food webms physically irk me like this one. Its just so much fucking sauce, and that last splashing of hot water at the end WTF

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 18:27:31 2019 No.12665218 >>12660339 Rigor mortis. The cells don't know if they should still be working so they're going stupid and crazy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 20 18:35:30 2019 No.12665246 >>12647497 You must be fun in parties you never get invited to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 01:57:54 2019 No.12666866 >>12652153 How could you taste anything with all that fat coating your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 02:15:55 2019 No.12666928 >>12652422 they left all the fat on it. gross

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 02:33:20 2019 No.12666970 File: 2.26 MB, 1280x720, steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 02:37:05 2019 No.12666978 File: 2.73 MB, 368x368, desert.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 02:40:20 2019 No.12666996 File: 1.01 MB, 480x360, fried rice and eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 02:43:02 2019 No.12667005 File: 2.80 MB, 1280x536, grilled cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 02:58:34 2019 No.12667043 >>12666866 you taste the fat

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 03:17:29 2019 No.12667099 File: 35 KB, 600x600, !!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12658996

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 04:05:06 2019 No.12667216 >>12666978 I keep waving my hand over the white chocolate but it isn't melting. What am I doing wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 05:29:56 2019 No.12667409 >>12661945 He's very egg-o-tisical

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 08:30:24 2019 No.12667754 >>12649959 Because they are eggcellent

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 08:38:16 2019 No.12667775 >>12666996 god i wish that were me

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 09:10:03 2019 No.12667859 >>12646633 They just kill the thing, or is this poltergeist?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 09:30:02 2019 No.12667898 >>12649852 Fucking...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 09:46:49 2019 No.12667944 >>12656391 Is this guy retarded or what

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 11:52:18 2019 No.12668407 File: 1.34 MB, 720x404, Hannibal_leg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 12:30:51 2019 No.12668546 >>12667944 He's almost as bad as joeys world tour

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 12:46:22 2019 No.12668593 >>12650635 no respegg no esteam either

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 12:49:08 2019 No.12668607 File: 1.60 MB, 256x401, pop.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12666970 >tfw you can tell just from the esthetic that it's Chef John

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 12:54:51 2019 No.12668631 >>12668407 What's the clay-looking stuff he puts on after wrapping it in the leaf?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 13:05:47 2019 No.12668676 >>12668631 clay

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 13:22:39 2019 No.12668735 >>12645385 not my king

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 13:23:40 2019 No.12668740 why don't they use nonstick cookware and save on the oil?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 14:04:38 2019 No.12668908 >>12652746 What's the best cut of beef to prepare a tartare?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 14:23:18 2019 No.12668997 >>12666996 >salmonella with rice no , thanks. weebos gtfo incel orbiters

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 15:53:49 2019 No.12669374 File: 60 KB, 552x496, when-shark-fat-fatty-fatso-really-demotivationa-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12668607 Cute, how all girls eat when alone

Anonymous Sun Jul 21 16:34:37 2019 No.12669542
File: 2.90 MB, 960x540, ck vs u goal1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

30-40 minutes until out 4cc team kicks off in our 2nd groupstage match against /u/
we really need a result today to have a chance to qualify for the knockouts.

stream via cytube button on
>implyingrigged.info

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 17:08:07 2019 No.12669664 File: 156 KB, 600x577, 1558031411948.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12653107 >>12653288 Cope.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 17:12:45 2019 No.12669685 File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, spiral power.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12669542 \o/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 17:36:34 2019 No.12669763 wew lads we gotta win on final day and maybe pray for the other match to go our way madokami keeps having stellarperformances against us final match: same time, next saturday

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 18:34:44 2019 No.12670008 >>12650313 she looks like an australian dani daniels

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 18:58:50 2019 No.12670119 >>12653107 >I'm not providing a citation for my original claim >You need to provide one if you disagree with it though

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 20:57:22 2019 No.12670597 >>12660307 >salmonella tapping the fuck are you talking about anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 21:00:18 2019 No.12670614 File: 34 KB, 680x383, 1563234306987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12656487

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 21:09:57 2019 No.12670654 >>12670597 >undercooked eggs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 21 21:15:23 2019 No.12670682 >>12646691 >how to spot a europoor >they don't eat pancakes covered with motor oil

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