What's the dumbest food you've seen /ck/?

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What's the dumbest food you've seen /ck/? Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:45:23 2019 No.12638157 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:47:09 2019 No.12638164 File: 86 KB, 1024x683, fmqgzqmlenu21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12638157

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:50:45 2019 No.12638178 Toothless the Antivegan Spammer is the dumbest thing on /ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:57:46 2019 No.12638201 >>12638164 that takes the cake

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 11:58:49 2019 No.12638203 File: 83 KB, 768x767, 3fcze6jlvo931.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12638157

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 12:09:22 2019 No.12638229 File: 96 KB, 768x768, bbjGqux6biv_XoTfAy00P2S1_nZxBOeAJ72kSt-4IiU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12638157

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 12:17:15 2019 No.12638247 File: 28 KB, 480x334, 9f0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pork n beans milkshake at some music festival.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 12:21:34 2019 No.12638255 >>12638157 Food can't be dumb, only the person is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 12:22:57 2019 No.12638262 File: 197 KB, 1920x1080, delish-rainbow-burger-news-3-1542312396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 12:28:38 2019 No.12638277 File: 71 KB, 653x490, chicagoza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12638157

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 12:30:29 2019 No.12638287 File: 778 KB, 1000x670, sloppy-joe_shutterstock_61630588.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 12:31:31 2019 No.12638291 File: 56 KB, 600x600, hardshelldtaco.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 12:38:20 2019 No.12638311 >>12638291 What's dumb about regular taco's?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 12:38:54 2019 No.12638313 File: 556 KB, 640x601, mw8g54l4qma21.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12638157

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 12:39:36 2019 No.12638315 File: 127 KB, 620x387, shrmpant_3182459b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12638157 jumbo shrimp seasoned with live black ants, from "Noma" the world's best restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 12:44:18 2019 No.12638335 >>12638311 Nothing. Hardshell tacos are retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 12:45:26 2019 No.12638341 File: 225 KB, 400x300, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 12:46:15 2019 No.12638345 >>12638335 There are taco's with soft shells? I'm not mexican btw

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 12:48:39 2019 No.12638354 File: 92 KB, 769x767, xo1tsvzg70vz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12638157

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 12:50:29 2019 No.12638363 >>12638345 mexican in spirit, if not in body, apparently.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 12:51:14 2019 No.12638367 saw a gold pizza somewhere once on tv. some fancy high-end restaurant. a fucking gold-leafed pizza. just fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 12:52:36 2019 No.12638371 >>12638201 Underrated

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 12:53:00 2019 No.12638372 >>12638315 I unironically bet that would be hella delicious. Ants have an almost honey like flavor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 12:53:01 2019 No.12638373 File: 259 KB, 715x521, Buff-Orpingtons-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] these are pretty stupid

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 12:55:48 2019 No.12638384 >>12638372 I thought it was citrusy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 13:09:46 2019 No.12638432 >>12638201 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 13:11:03 2019 No.12638436 File: 253 KB, 768x768, l2ee8wukrur21.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 13:14:05 2019 No.12638453 >>12638315 I don't know I think that actually looks kind of neat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 13:17:43 2019 No.12638467 >>12638277 >chicago pizza >chicago 'za >go 'za >gyoza coinsidence? :thinking:

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 13:19:03 2019 No.12638472 >>12638203 >>12638229 these arent dumb just gross

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 13:22:59 2019 No.12638488 >>12638287 Nothing wrong with a good sloppy joe, mate

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 13:25:38 2019 No.12638497 File: 63 KB, 480x719, p7gj74frxew21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12638157

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 13:26:11 2019 No.12638500 >>12638497 I'd try that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 13:28:57 2019 No.12638510 >>12638157 is that cum dripping out that "burger"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 13:29:17 2019 No.12638512 File: 74 KB, 1000x667, fish_chips.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12638157

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 13:29:59 2019 No.12638516 >>12638373 Based and herzog-pilled https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMo4WlBmGM

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 13:33:06 2019 No.12638528 >>12638512 Deep fried everything. Hushpuppies are kind of stupid too when you consider they're just deep fried balls of sourdough bread. At Least this spread doesn't have those mushed up peas that brits are retarded for. Mushy peas look putrid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 13:33:37 2019 No.12638532 File: 83 KB, 1024x768, 44nx7zose0v21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:59:31 2019 No.12638865 >>12638497 Just put it on a bun and it's fine. Pineapple on a burger isn't half bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:01:25 2019 No.12638868 File: 76 KB, 488x488, americanplastic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12638157

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:02:12 2019 No.12638874 >>12638528 Hushpuppies are cornmeal batter, retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:03:35 2019 No.12638883 >>12638372 >>12638384 Ants have a unique tang due to the formic acid they produce. t. guy who ate a ton of ants when he was little

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:09:05 2019 No.12638907 >>12638335 I prefer soft tacos. Hard shell tacos are good if you fry them your self. Premade store bought shells like that are an abomination.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:12:53 2019 No.12638926 >>12638528 >Mushy peas look putrid. Brit here- they are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:19:47 2019 No.12638951 >>12638926 Brit here - fuck off m8 mushy peas are the dogs bollocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:25:02 2019 No.12638974 >>12638203 What am I looking at?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:26:53 2019 No.12638978 >>12638951 Why can't you animals just eat peas without turning it into disgusting baby food?

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:32:29 2019 No.12638996

>>12638951
Peas are best when they have a slight firmness by lightly steaming or a quick saute in butter. One of the reasons a lot of american kids think they don't like peas is their soccer mom thought you had to open a can of peas and simmer them for 30 minutes until they become mush because muh botulism or some shit. Hell, when I pick them I'll pop open a few pods and eat them raw. Delicious!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:33:53 2019 No.12639004 >>12638951 >Mushy peas Dog bollocks probably look more appetizing in comparison. >>12638874 Sorry for the confusion. My grandma used to make them with sourdough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:34:32 2019 No.12639006 >>12638974 Shrimp cocktail grilled cheese. American cheese, cream cheese, shredded sharp/white/mild cheddar, shrimp, green onions, diced tomato, and cocktail sauce layered in hollowed out bread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:36:07 2019 No.12639014 >>12638978 Why do people make mashed potatoes? Mushy peas are fantastic with butter and mint.

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:38:11 2019 No.12639032

>>12638372
is this like the cilantro gene or something? i remember when my house was infested with ants all the times i would find bit into something only to discover ants in it, and I can only describe the flavor as “totally undesirable”. not gross, just “this flavor has ruined this meal and made it inedible”. ants don’t taste like fucking food at all

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Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:43:03 2019 No.12639056

>>12639014
>Why do people make mashed potatoes?
They're basically a vessel for some gravy. If I was a bong, that's probably how I'd eat my mushy peas--with a liberal amount of beef gravy dumped on top. I'm not sure if that's a thing over there but straight up mushy peas don't sound very palatable to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:46:00 2019 No.12639074 >>12639006 Sounds dank as hell bruh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:46:14 2019 No.12639076 >>12638436 Thats very cute.

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:47:29 2019 No.12639079
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>>12638996
>>12638978
>>12639004
I love peas in all forms but dipping your fish and chips into mushy peas, which are the perfect balance of sweetness from the peas and sharpness from the vinegar, is fucking God tier. Don’t knock it until you have tried it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:52:47 2019 No.12639101 >>12639039 jfc How the fuck does someone's tooth just fall out like that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:53:02 2019 No.12639105 >>12638341 pleb

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:57:11 2019 No.12639127 >>12639101 He’s not getting enough nutrients from his vegan diet.

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:58:43 2019 No.12639133

>>12639014
>>12639056
mashed potatoes are a starch and completely different in texture unless you have no idea what mashed potatoes are actually supposed to be like

Also i never put gravy on them, instead load them with butter,salt,pepper,sour cream, cheddar cheese and crumbled up bacon. Or just lemon and salt is pretty good also and much healthier

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:58:48 2019 No.12639135 >>12639079 wtf do Brits really put vinegar into mushy peas???

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:03:08 2019 No.12639148 >>12639135 not brit but malt vinegar is great on deep fried food, im not sure i'd mix it with peas though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:03:59 2019 No.12639151 >>12638164 Is that a fucking century egg cheesecake?

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:05:51 2019 No.12639157

>>12638384
>>12639032
Maybe depends on the species. I've sampled them when working in the garden and they were the kind that farmed aphids to collect their secretions. They're a pretty cool ant although irritating because they spread aphids in the garden because when the aphids start overcrowding a plant they'll start carrying them to new plants. Pretty wild.

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:16:21 2019 No.12639208

>>12639135
I didn’t realise it wasn’t the same across the whole country but apparently it’s just a Scottish thing, they always come with a bit of vinegar in the mix. Not too much, I wouldn’t ever put vinegar on my fish and chips, so the amount in the mushy peas is not offputting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:21:39 2019 No.12639230 >>12639133 Peas are a starchy vegetable too, don't be fooled because they are green. If you cook the peas long enough the skins become softer and they can be prepared quite creamy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:23:35 2019 No.12639236 >>12638373 This. She can't even fucking act. What a disgrace.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:24:11 2019 No.12639243 >>12639151 From Malaysia, yeah. It's a sweet cheesecake with a thick chocolate base and candied anchovies on top.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:55:49 2019 No.12639399 >>12639243 That is fucking horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 17:01:32 2019 No.12639429 >>12639399 i agree

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 17:07:14 2019 No.12639469 >>12639039 >>12639101 >>12639127 it's a false tooth he lost as a child playing hockey. he literally explained it and showed the removable tooth before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 17:14:52 2019 No.12639520 >>12639230 so i was right...you've never had proper mashed potatoes. I love peas, i eat split pea soup all the time but there is no type of pea that come close to anything like potatoes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 17:24:13 2019 No.12639571 >>12639520 Indeed I have in multiple different ways.

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 17:49:09 2019 No.12639684

>>12639571
there is only one right way...southern American , believe it or not it was mostly Irish immigrants down here before the nigger explosion, you know the smart Irish that left Ireland because shit was getting stupid with the brits and they brought the best potato cooking techniques with them

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 17:54:03 2019 No.12639710

>>12639684
If you only eat mashed potatoes one way then that's a boring life and you don't appreciate them enough. Sometimes I like garlic and parsley in them, sometimes cheddar cheese, bacon, and green onions with sour cream, sometimes cream instead of milk for holidays.

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:14:45 2019 No.12639837

>>12639684
The thing is, irish immigrants in the 1840's were essentially niggers and whitetrash. It's ironic the same xenophobia against hispanics blossoming today existed during every phase of immigration in the US. I know, I know
>nowadays we're scared of immigrants because the same arguments that were used in 1850.
>B-but they hurt muh feefees nowadays
Sad, many such cases.

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:14:44 2019 No.12640402

>>12639837
> 1840's
Appalachian Irish baled early, try like the 1500's through 1700's by 1840's those were the leftovers whose grandparents were to retarded to get on the boat and they were to stupid to leave the northeast even though there was literally free land through homestead exemption back then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:34:05 2019 No.12640479 File: 193 KB, 1270x953, Hulk_Burger_Brew30.0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12638157 Hulk Burger

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:48:28 2019 No.12640540

>>12640402
>Appalachian Irish
>1500's
You mean before Columbus stumble drumpfed onto the shores? I think the irish were still living in ireland, retard. Their exodus occured in the mid 1800's and they were villified just like the chinks, italians, swedes, germans, norweigans serbians, jews and nowadays hispanics. The more things change, the more they remain the same.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:51:03 2019 No.12640551 >>12640479 Okay, it looks stupid. It looks like a lot of food and impossible to eat. But I bet it's sort of good. I'd be embarrassed to eat something called a "Hulk Burger" in public.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:56:07 2019 No.12640568 >>12639469 nope, hes a vegan so his teeth fall out on their own. Vegans get scurvy all the time. Unhealthy faggots

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:56:18 2019 No.12640570 File: 167 KB, 1270x953, Captain_America_Burger_PRESS.0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12640551 how about a Captain America burger instead?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:04:46 2019 No.12640599 >>12640540 Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1492

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:06:07 2019 No.12640607 >>12640568 >people who eat nothing but fruits and vegetables get scurvy Looks like another case of a brain deficiency in a carnist

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:13:48 2019 No.12640631 >>12640570 Fuck no. Why do rubes do this reddit shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:40:29 2019 No.12640729 >>12640607 >B-but the navy forecastle slaves living on salted beef and hardtack never got scurvy Got to love the rightwing revisionist history, it's so cute!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:43:03 2019 No.12640737 >>12638467 I really miss the za threads...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:49:45 2019 No.12640760 >>12639101 By being vegan

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:50:45 2019 No.12640766 File: 208 KB, 584x336, c329a11d58258b451abec748ad21506eaa829629.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nazi burger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:58:59 2019 No.12640813 >>12640760 It got knocked out in a hockey accident long before he was vegan. That's retainer-style false tooth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:08:52 2019 No.12641985 >>12639684 That’s why there was so much inbreeding down there. Also your opinion doesn’t reign supreme but brits definitely do have shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:11:16 2019 No.12641991 >>12640766 That’s on something alive, isn’t it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:18:06 2019 No.12642008 >>12641991 hope not. that aint proper.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:23:58 2019 No.12642023 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, 1553722525998.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:28:04 2019 No.12642031 File: 126 KB, 720x480, 1560719273985.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12640607 >>12640729 >samefagging this hard Embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:30:57 2019 No.12642040 File: 2.67 MB, 640x640, 1561097701250.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:39:27 2019 No.12642055
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>>12642040
This shit is for dumb cosmopolitan drones to go order, post on social media, and not even take a bite. Its everything i hate in humans put into one grotesquely stacked abomination not meant to satisfy, but rather to appear as some cartoonish monstrosity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:42:10 2019 No.12642063 File: 109 KB, 1083x720, IMG_20180917_231935.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 04:04:23 2019 No.12642127 File: 1.95 MB, 3264x2448, 050C5AA6-94BE-4005-96F7-BCD2886C3FF7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These are delicious but also very dumb and nothing anyone says can dispute that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 04:20:02 2019 No.12642173 File: 459 KB, 1000x669, waffleburgerhero.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >lets replace the bun with a fucking WAFFLE drenched in butter and syrup so it falls apart and gets your hands all messy great idea, fags

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 04:22:56 2019 No.12642183 >>12641985 inbreeding best breeding

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 04:24:51 2019 No.12642186 File: 610 KB, 1650x1200, zero calorie peanut butter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 04:26:04 2019 No.12642187 File: 45 KB, 567x653, 1562956847677.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12642023 >seeing this made my soul vomit pure hatred into my brain

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 04:27:42 2019 No.12642191 >>12642055 /facts /thread

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Tue Jul 16 04:39:58 2019 No.12642216 i'm surprised that nobody has posted the fermenting bologna mayo cake

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 05:21:54 2019 No.12642322 >>12642216 does the thing ferment in that environment? 'can mayo cause that?', is what I mean to ask.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 05:43:13 2019 No.12642355 >>12639148 It gives some nice contrast to the sweetness and alters the texture a little in case it's too stiff or dry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 05:58:35 2019 No.12642382 >>12642040 >He doesn't use a paintbrush Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 06:16:04 2019 No.12642414 File: 194 KB, 768x909, snack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 09:04:57 2019 No.12642884 >>12639243 jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 09:10:40 2019 No.12642896 File: 507 KB, 1120x2016, just makin eggs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 09:11:50 2019 No.12642902 >>12640570 How about a Captain Marvel burger with extra cheese and extra mushrooms?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 09:23:54 2019 No.12642937 >>12642186 That company needs to fail already, you lose weight from the constant diarrhea. Like that diet pill Alli or whatever that is supposed to block fat absorption with tje downside of anal leakage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:03:46 2019 No.12643271 File: 17 KB, 406x431, soy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12640570 OMG YES, SO MUCH YES!!!!!!!!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:14:25 2019 No.12643302 File: 326 KB, 700x467, UF%20Florida%20Cow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12638373 these are pretty stupid too

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:17:17 2019 No.12643311 >>12638157 That pic makes me want to puke. Whoever made that is a fucking shithead idiot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 12:01:49 2019 No.12643467 >>12642173 Dont cover it in syrup faggot dip it. The only sin here is that there wasn't a chicken version

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 12:04:15 2019 No.12643476 >>12642186 So many questions

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:07:31 2019 No.12643729 >>12642937 Orlistat. It works but as part of taking it you're supposed to eat very little fat. If you still eat a ton of fat, it just passes right through you and comes out as the anal leakage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:28:14 2019 No.12643814 File: 24 KB, 448x336, PBLievre_m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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