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Why would I use a wooden spatula? Won't just a bunch of bacteria stick to it?

>> No.12629445

Bacteria sticks to everything, that's what washing is for.

>> No.12629449

>>12629435
Bacteria add flavor, didot

>> No.12629454

>>12629435
Good Bacteria lives in the cracks of the wood preventing dangerous bacteria from moving in and killing you. Wood is cleaner than stainless steel

>> No.12629456

>>12629435
Use a wooden spatula on a cast iron skillet or any non stick skillet or cookware so as not to scratch it.

>> No.12629461

>>12629456
If your cast iron skillet scratches from plastic or metal, you haven't seasoned it correctly.

>> No.12629465

>>12629456
Oh what will the next question be, why would I care about scratching it?
To not destroy the patina of a cast iron or the non stick properties of some non stick skillet.

>> No.12629472

>>12629461
Bullshit, I guess you haven't seasoned an old one on your own have you?
You must be one of those types that just buys them then throws them away without care.

>> No.12629484

>>12629461
You come across as the type that stomps on earthworms trying to cross a sidewalk after some rain.

>> No.12629487

>>12629454
Homebrewers will correctly disagree with you on that, fag. Try reading Papazian's homebrewing bible if your vocabulary is adequate, which is in doubt.

>> No.12629505

>>12629487
cheese makers would disagree with the homebrewers

>> No.12629520

>>12629454
Are you one of those faggots who use wooden cutting boards?

>> No.12629533

>>12629472
1) strip pan in self clean cycle or electrolysis
2) season correctly with a well polymerized drying oil
3) perfect non-stick cast iron for the rest of your life

It isn't hard.

>> No.12629538

>>12629520
Plastic is an abomination and you are killing our children.

>> No.12629544

>>12629456
I heard something similar once. Something about wood having mild antibiotic properties

>> No.12629569

>>12629487
>>12629505
and the picklers disagree with both

>> No.12629769

>>12629569
So what do biochemists say?

>> No.12629775

Why do you think fucking trees don't rot standing up? They have built in anti-bacterial properties, you fucking nonce. You people are like talking to gravy.

>> No.12629800
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12629800

Why hasn't by 2 inch thick birdseye maple and honduras rosewood cutting board developed an infection in the past 25 years?

>> No.12629804

>>12629538
just use glass

>> No.12629809

>>12629544
These people are morons, that has nothing to do with a spatula or cooking utelsils, that for a cooking board, and so what the differences are about nothing on a cooking board.

>> No.12629811

Holy fuck its just a spatula who the fuck cares you fucking nerds

>> No.12629815

>>12629809

nothing on a spatula can't bamboo in its own right, even with cutting boards aren't even a thing, with stuff.

(Though bamboo is technically a grass, it shares many qualities with wood, including being strong, durable, and antimicrobial.)

>> No.12629816

>>12629487
Most home brewing advice is over the top. As long as your stuff is clean you're fine. Remember you're doing long ass hop boils way stronger than pasteurization the only containers and utensils that need to be sterile is the primary ferment bucket/carboy. I use some diluted bleach in the waterlock but that's mostly an antifungal precaution so I don't get funky airborne yeast strains making unappealing esters and diacetyl at unexpected times of the ferment and aging.

>> No.12629820

>>12629811
Go back to being a mid-level manager wannabe intern type while us nerds are making more than your directors.

>> No.12629823

>>12629820
have sex

>> No.12629825
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12629825

>>12629816

No one listens to those assholes. I've been making booze with a paranoidal nod to those infection paranoid idiots. I've never infected a single 150 liter run yet.

>> No.12629832

>>12629823

Use your words, stunty the clown.

>> No.12629835

>>12629823
I've had plenty with really hot chicks, that's what makes even more fun when us nerds screw it to you mid-level, low-level moron manger types. Do you often enjoy filling out reports, that's your life. You might do better selling women's shoes.

>> No.12629841

Just accept that wooden spatulas are more sanitary than nylon, and perhaps as sanitary as bakelite. Now go home and sin no more.

>> No.12629844

>>12629835
Did a low-level manager steal your 'really hot chicks' or something? You seem rather obsessed with that very specific profession.

>> No.12629847

>>12629835

Don't talk about your sex life with people who are sexless. There is no value in that. They don't know what you're talking about and don't believe you even if you're truthful.

>> No.12629853

>>12629844

A low level shoe manager stole my chicks. I had all these chicks and she stole my chicks, because she was so gay she made the other ones homosexual with her hormones. You can't win against woman hormones.

>> No.12629854

>>12629844
Quite the opposite it was always funny to me that a little nerd as you put it was getting hot chicks and getting paid more than you for just writing shit professionally. Suck it up bitch.
>>12629847
I know, but it's funny.

>> No.12629857

>>12629775
only correct answer, wood is antibacterial and fungus takes a long time to work on it

>> No.12629858

>>12629854

Let me handle this. I'm good at teasing kids.

>> No.12629862

>>12629857

Fucking thank you. One person that shouldn't be frog marched into a suicide booth. Thanks.

>> No.12629868

>>12629854
You're so fucking sad you have no idea.

>> No.12629872

>>12629868

You need to find your meaningless way out of this conversation. You fucked up.

>> No.12629881

>>12629872

Who the fuck are you even talking to?

>> No.12629888

>>12629881

The teenage or 20 something cunt that couldn't figure out how cutting boards worked. It's funny watching kids try to figure things out when they don't know.

>> No.12629891

>>12629872
Nah, you really are. You can't laugh at yourself, you are incapable of seeing the humor in the situation, how fundamentally nerdy a debate over freaking wooden spatula and their anti-biotic properties on a Taiwanese Origami Forum is, so when someone laughs at you for participating in it, your fragile little ego feels the need to try and save face, somehow, any way possible, by loudly and proudly claiming the existence of rather shallow human qualities that you personally deem valuable

You are a sad NERD lol

>> No.12629906

>>12629891

What a cripplingly depressing post. You can't save face, bro. You did go the extra mile with this, though. Good for your bipolar disorder and depression.

>> No.12629908
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>>12629888
>>12629891

Both autistic faggots

>> No.12629913

>>12629906
I didn't expose any face that needs to be saved. I don't care much about the low-level manager strawman you placed over there, you can keep beating it up, I don't care.

>> No.12629915

>>12629891

This is what end stage depression looks like. This guy needs to be surrounded by family, ASAP. I wish I was joking at all.

>> No.12629920

posting in autism general thread. mods pls move to >>>/trash/

>> No.12629921

>>12629913

ok, you go to bed and hopefully you'll wake up tomrorrow.

>> No.12629923

>>12629921
nerd

>> No.12629925

>>12629888
Stop derailing. Make your own cutting board thread and leave the spatula thread alone.

>> No.12629926
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12629926

I feel like everyone in this thread is drunk. I wish I was as well.

>> No.12629930

>>12629923
>>12629925

Sure thing, gimp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ti4JcBR12c

Figured out no one cares what you say? You sound like a gaping asshole to most folks.

>> No.12629932

>>12629930
nerd

>> No.12629934

>>12629932

Gumby :)

>> No.12629935

>>12629930

This sounds a lot like nerd cope

>> No.12629936

>>12629800
Because it's dead?

>> No.12629937

>>12629926

Half are drunk, the other half are drunk and stupid.

>> No.12629941

>>12629934
nerd

>> No.12629943

>>12629936

That's how our brain works. "It's dead". Most of humanity is really this stupid.

>> No.12629948

>>12629941

Honestly, I love how you coddle that word like a fucking child. Keep going. Tell me when it's beddy time.

>> No.12629953

>>12629948
cute nerd

>> No.12629957

>>12629953

Typing! Watch mom, I'm typing. I'll keep tying until I fall asleep.

>> No.12629962

>>12629957
nerd

>> No.12629964

>>12629962

type it one more time. I'm pigging on a whopper.

>> No.12629970

>>12629957
nerd

>> No.12629972

>>12629964
nerd

>> No.12629978

>>12629972

So full.. jesus. What do you do with charbroiled gut? I still have to piss with all this vodka in my gut.

>> No.12629980

>>12629978
nerd

>> No.12629988

>>12629972

I love hearing you call me a nerd. I haven't been a nerd for 30 to 35 years. But hearing someone say that just makes me happy. You're a complete child and I love listening to your innocence.

>> No.12630001

>>12629988
>I love hearing you call me a nerd. I haven't been a nerd for 30 to 35 years.
Thank you for the transparency. It was obvious you had traumatic childhood experiences associated with that word seeing how triggering it is to you, but at last I have the confirmation.
btw you're still a nerd.

>> No.12630012

>>12630001

I jumped in for some other dipshit you were needling, so yeah, I'm so whatever your word is.. "triggered" Stop fucking with people and stop being a fucking kid. I'm not kidding, you're an asshole and everyone sees it. Go read the transcipts you shit person.

>> No.12630019

>>12630012
whatever you say, 40-something yo samefagging nerd

>> No.12630025

>>12630019

are you so screwed up and alone you think nerd is an insult? You really are cripplingly alone in life. No one takes nerd as an insult. You wouldn't know that because you don't know anyone anymore at all right?

>> No.12630040

>>12630025
I know it's not an insult, I'm a gigantic fucking nerd.
Now give me my (You) you fucking nerd

>> No.12630073

>>12630040

How fucking lonely are you. You actually make me cry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK716RqoUms

That's you in my mind. Just a complete cripple.

>> No.12630075

>>12629835
based married w/ kids poster

>> No.12630077

>>12630073
nerd

>> No.12630082

>>12630077

. thinking about you, boo.

>> No.12630086

>>12630082
nerd

>> No.12631548

>>12629435
>he doesn't own an ancient family spatula passed on for generations
>he never witnessed the time-hardened wood
>stronger than steel yet delicate on the pots
I pity you.

>> No.12631560

>>12630025
Nerd is a bigger insult today than it ever was. It means a person who thinks he's smarter than average yet gets suckered in to wasting endless piles of money on tacky collectables just so he feels like he fits into his lame subculture. You may not feel the insult, but it's there.

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>>12629804

>> No.12632423

>>12629769
probably some variation of "Kek look at these tards"

>> No.12632451

I think we've reached a point where any random anon on any other board is probably better at cooking than the majority of whatever shitheads roam this hole these days.

>> No.12632485

>>12631548
If you own one of these, odds are it's been used on your hands or your rump by a grandma. Bask in your trauma.

>> No.12633178

>>12632451
I roamed your mum's hole last night if you know what I mean.

>> No.12633204

there is no tool better suited for stirring/scraping the bottom of the pan when making custards or bechamel or something else that can easily burn at the bottom. Easier to get into the corners of the pot with a spatula than with a spoon

>> No.12633378

>>12633204
I've always stirred candy with silicone. How is wood preferable?

>> No.12633408

>>12629435
I have had very bad luck with nylon spatulas, they melt a bit and overtime they create a crust that separates very easily into your food. Silicone is better but my last spatula snapped, meanwhile my wooden spatulas are still there. Should probably get better silicone spatulas but those are harder to come-by

>> No.12633439

>>12631560

What kind of gimp thinks a wooden spatula costs more than 2 bucks? You're in some weird delusion of your own making.

>> No.12633453

>>12633408

Bakelite, or dull nylon you can shave, or just fucking bamboo like this asshole is complaining about.

>> No.12633872

>>12633378
if you can get good hard silicone, that doesn't bend upon heating, then that's just as good, but I doubt it's $5. Even williams sonoma is pricing a wooden spatula at $5
https://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/williams-sonoma-open-kitchen-beechwood-angled-spatula/?catalogId=69&sku=4386439&cm_ven=PLA&cm_cat=Google&cm_pla=Cooks%27%20Tools%20%3E%20Spatulas%20%26%20Food%20Turners&cm_ite=4386439&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI-cCw0Zy14wIVnLjACh3wOg7CEAQYASABEgIcL_D_BwE

>> No.12633887

>>12633872
I still have a gift card. What should I get for $25?

>> No.12633901

>>12629435
It is good to use wood on your non-stick pan, since metal utensils scrape off the coating which both ruins the pan and is bad for your health.

>> No.12633909

>>12633901
Silicone and plastic are less damaging than wood, and you shouldn't be frying at all if you care about your health.

>> No.12633930

>>12633887
it's basically all overpriced, but the kitchen towels I got from them are a bit larger than regular and I can use them as couches when I make baguettes.
https://www.williams-sonoma.com/products/williams-sonoma-logo-kitchen-towel-sage/?pkey=s%7Ckitchen%20towels%7C135
or 5 wooden spatulas... WS is all overpriced bullshit

>> No.12633943

>>12629487
>in doubt.
Stopped reading right there.