/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12628547]

How millennial are you, /ck/?

17 points here

[Anonymous No.12628564]

0.

[Anonymous No.12628566]

>>12628547
2 if by rose you mean wine

[Anonymous No.12628578]

3
Quinoa
La Croix did not like
Boba

[Anonymous No.12628581]

>Rosé wine
I drink all types of wine I can, of course I sometimes trink rosé
>quinoa
Is from South America, of course I consume it as my SA friends told me abd brought me some
>Green juice
Very popular in Mexico

[Anonymous No.12628585]

>>12628564
seriously? everyone has had mermaid toast

[Anonymous No.12628586]

>>12628547
Half of that stuff is has been around forever and can be found everywhere and the other half is all super niche fad shit that most people would never see unless they live in a big city or actively seek it out.

[Anonymous No.12628590]

>>12628547
2, quinoa and rose

[Anonymous No.12628591]

>>12628547
14, or 15 if sesame ice cream counts as black ice cream.

Feels bad.

[Anonymous No.12628596]

>>12628566
this but 1

[Anonymous No.12628602]

>>12628596
oh, also quinoa in some soup I guess

[Anonymous No.12628605]

>>12628591
i fucking hate you, bet your leftist, bet you hate my whiteness and loooove women even though they're inferior to me, fuck you mentally ill tranny go dilate on plebbit while watching rock and martin

[Anonymous No.12628610]

>>12628547
>buzzfeed
Found the millennial faggot.

[Anonymous No.12628612]

>>12628547
5

[Anonymous No.12628613]

>>12628605
this guy fucks

[Anonymous No.12628616]

Sounds more like how much of a flyover you are list

[Anonymous No.12628617]

4
>Cronut
They're good, so no shame here
>Pumpkin spice latte
I tried it once and hated it, but I guess that still counts
>Matcha
>Bone broth
Why are these even considered "millennial"?

[Anonymous No.12628644]

0

I wanna try black ice cream though

[Anonymous No.12628656]

>>12628547
>only had rosé
Am I behind the times?

[Anonymous No.12628657]

0 and I'm a Zoomer. Why is there no score for 0? Could they not fathom that some people don't like to spend their paycheques on shitty meme food then cry about being broke

[Anonymous No.12628681]

>avocado toast
I've made it before, wouldn't order it at a place.
>quinoa
It's got an interesting popping texture when cold and in a mixed salad.
>kombucha
I like vinegar, and vinegar adjascent substances.
>matcha shit
It's like slutty seaweed tea, or a mermaid's pussy.
>poke
I'd eat raw tuna out of a shoe, those fat bastards have delicious flesh.
>la croix
I'll only buy at the damaged and dented store though.
>tumeric latte
The costco sample lady tricked me into trying it, and it made my inner ears fucking explode. Bad times.
>overnight oats
Ha ha, I'm a faggot about the slimier texture of boiled oats so I'll do this.
>rose
Only in the springtime
>almond butter
If I'm a guest I take the fanciest nut butter available to me.
>cauliflower rice
Not a big fan, texture is one of cauliflower's greatest assets and it should be preserved.
>boba
I love sucking up these nasty balls of snot.

Most of these I ate because I take free food when it's offered. I'd eat most of these if somebody said "here's some free ____" except for charcoal water because I'm pretty sure it makes you shit yourself.

[Anonymous No.12628696]

>>12628610
you mean the 17 points didn't give it away?

[Anonymous No.12628699]

>>12628547
1.

Avocado toast is really fucking good dudes.

[Anonymous No.12628701]

>>12628585
The fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.12628705]

>>12628585
I've never had anything on this list.

[Anonymous No.12628715]

>>12628547
I scored 0, and I'm quite proud of that cause that list of shit on the list sounds disgusting desu.

[Anonymous No.12628721]

>>12628547
12
Avocado toast, not great
Quinoa, not great
Pumpkin Spice Latte, shamefully love once a year
Matcha, it's good from time to time
La Croix, sux
Rose, not great
Bone Broth, it's great
Almond Butter, a nice change from peanut
Green Juice, it's healthy and delicious so fuck off
Cauliflower rice, not great
Boba, it's great
Waffle Sandwich, frozen toaster kind sux

[Anonymous No.12628741]

>>12628547
What the fuck? Quinoa is cheap, delicious, easier to cook than rice and has more nutrients other than just carbs. What makes it a millennial food?
Also, I've had boba, I've had la croix, I've had a rainbow bagel... but I've never paid for any of that. I would not use my own money to buy it, except maybe boba sometimes, because it's nice.

[Anonymous No.12628744]

>>12628721
>Green Juice, it's healthy
No juice is healthy- you've made a sweet slurry out of healthy ingredients and cut out a bunch of the roughage.
I mean, I drink it too but it's not actually healthy for you, juice is bad for you and an indulgence.

[Anonymous No.12628746]

6
Although all those were either consumed once, or very rarely (quinoa, rosé). A real millennial would probably be a repeat offender.

[Anonymous No.12628747]

>>12628705
bone broth is retard for stock.

[Anonymous No.12628761]

>>12628547
This is list is very racist. A lot of foods on here are stuff that are culturally mine but considered "millennial"? This is why I dislike 4channel. I wish Tumblr wasn't run by yahoo though or I would've stayed there.

[Anonymous No.12628763]

I see a lot of anons had "Boba", and I have never even heard of that shit, so now I'm curious.

[Anonymous No.12628765]

>>12628747
does bovril count as bone broth?

[Anonymous No.12628772]

>>12628747
I've heard "bone broth" being tossed around and described like some homeopathic superfood. I assumed they were making bonemeal "tea" or some retarded shit. Are they seriously just talking about fucking stock??

[Anonymous No.12628773]

>>12628547
I don't even know what most of these things are.
But I do sometimes eat Avocado Toast, drink Matcha and there's an okay Poke place I sometimes visit.

I guess I'm cancelled.

[Anonymous No.12628774]

>>12628763
It tastes like ass. Don't do it.

[Anonymous No.12628777]

>>12628547
0 points here.

[Anonymous No.12628780]

>>12628763
It's just bubble tea. Even small flyover towns have had it for like 15 years now.

[Anonymous No.12628781]

>>12628547
OP here
>avocado toast
pretty good when prepared right
>cronut
had the original from dominique ansel, could be better if it wasn't so sweet
>black ice cream
had charcoal ice cream which is a meme but I'd like to try black sesame ice cream
>quinoa
it's ok
>pumpkin spice latte
it's ok with less sweetener once or twice around the holidays
>kombucha
I like GTs one with chia seeds in it
>matcha anything
by itself is good and in a few desserts but it's mostly a meme now
>poke
it's good
>la croix
used to drink it a long time ago, would rather have topo chico or something now
>acai bowls
unironically really good if you get a real one and not a fucking smoothie bowl
>overnight oats
had a few times, I like the texture
>oat milk
pretty good in smoothies
>rosé
it's great, I live in warm weather
>bone broth
I've had tonkotsu, does that count? the sipping broths seem like a meme though
>almond butter
it's ok
>green juice
is this like juice blends with a lot of leafy greens in it? if so they're good
>cauliflower rice
kinda meh but fairly easy and quick to prepare
>boba
I could live without it

[Anonymous No.12628782]

>>12628763
We shipped a bunch of tapioca to taiwan in the eighties, and they came up with these snotty little hunks of sweet brown/black tapioca at the bottom of a drink.
There's something satisfying about sucking up a drink with a straw and then having one of these whiz up the pipe and chewing it up.
Remember orbitz? It's like that.

[Anonymous No.12628783]

Only oat milk.

[Anonymous No.12628787]

>>12628744
Pic related. I drink it as a meal replacement. It's cold pressed, and I don't think that 2 apples is that bad.

[Anonymous No.12628788]

>>12628780
What the fuck is bubble tea?

[Anonymous No.12628795]

>>12628547
>look up bone broth
>it's just boiled bones
isn't that just how you make soup?

[Anonymous No.12628797]

>>12628788
>What the fuck is bubble tea?
Asian-flavored milk tea with large tapioca (boba) that resemble bubbles, except they sink to the bottom I stead of floating.

[Anonymous No.12628800]

>>12628797
and people drink that?

[Anonymous No.12628804]

8

[Anonymous No.12628805]

>>12628547
>Matcha anything
>Get a millennial point for drinking green tea
Is being retarded and thinking things are different if you use buzzwords to describe them half of what makes a millennial?

[Anonymous No.12628807]

>>12628788
Tapioca balls in a milky flavored drink. The texture of the balls can be weird for some, they are like chewy jello, but have no flavor to them really.

[Anonymous No.12628810]

>>12628782
>Remember orbitz
kek, jup! Actually still have a bottle. It serves as a bookstop. After probably more than 15 years the little balls still haven't even moved. They've not sank down, or gone up. Weird shit.

[Anonymous No.12628811]

>0
>I've literally never eaten anything besides Micky D's my entire life
Congrats on feeling proud about being so secluded from the rest of the world that you haven't tried even the most basic shit.

[Anonymous No.12628816]

>>12628800
I'm told by my friends that they're quite tasty if you enjoy milk tea, albeit overpriced.

[Anonymous No.12628818]

>>12628800
Pretending like you literally live under a rock doesn't make you cool.

[Anonymous No.12628819]

>>12628800
Yeah, I've gone a few times with my gook friends. The tea itself is pretty good, you can also get it as "snow" which is a slushie. I don't care for the tapioca, though, miss me with that shit.

[Anonymous No.12628828]

>>12628818
I wish I was pretending, but I live in a small town in Europe, we don't really get the trendy stuff

[Anonymous No.12628829]

>>12628747
>>12628772
>>12628795
pretty sure its referring to those places that sell bone broth in a to go coffee cup to sip on like pic related

[Anonymous No.12628830]

>>12628547
12
>Avocado Toast
Never bought it, always made it at home. It's just toast, mayo, sliced avocado, bacon, S&P, and hot sauce.
>Rainbow bagel
Tastes like a regular bagel
>Quinoa
How is this millenial? That's like saying barley is millennial
>Poke
First had it 10 years ago, just because it's a fad now doesn't mean diddly
>La Croix
I like spicy water
>Acai Bowls
See Poke
>Oat Milk
>Rosé
I think you mean Brosé
>Bone Broth
Has existed since forever
>Almond Butter
I've had some very good vegan recipes that use almond butter
>Cauliflower rice
Didn't care for it
>Boba
A thing long before millennials were born

[Anonymous No.12628833]

>>12628547
I've made avocado toast, quinoa, poke, "bone broth", almond butter, cauliflower rice and bulletproof coffee before.
I've been offered kombucha, rose, boba and some matcha mochi too. So 11, as long as it's not just sugary shit i'll try it.

[Anonymous No.12628836]

>>12628818
Non-americans don't really care about having to look cool all the time.

[Anonymous No.12628839]

>>12628547
9 Points (maybe 10)

> Matcha Anything
I like green tea so it tracks that I've also enjoyed green tea flavored things
>Oat Milk
I'm lactose intolerant and hate the taste of soy, so I tried a few alternatives. MY favorite is cashew milk, but I usually get almond milk b/c it's cheaper
> Poke
I love seared tuna, so slap that shit in a bowl with rice and veggies and I'm a truly happy man
> Rosé
Not my favorite, but my parents are going through a wine phase right now, so when I visit I tend to drink whatever they offer
>Almond Butter
I like almonds more than peanuts, and peanut butter is bretty good; so why not almond botter as well?
> Overnight Oats
I meal prep less seriously than I did when I was in college, but overnight oats with protein powder was my go-to circa 2012. Haven't made them since my senior year, though so this might no longer count
> Green Juice
This is one of my guilty pleasures since it's significantly less healthy than just eating a vegetable. I usually do a greens smoothie instead since they retain the fiber, but there's something about that lawn-clipping aftertaste of an overpriced green juice that just does it for me, you know?
> Cauliflower Rice
I honestly don't remember if I've eaten this before, but one of my exes used it for every "rice" dish she ate at home, so there's probably a 90% chance I had some at some point and just don't remember
> Quinoa
I like the texture
> Pumpkin Spice Latte
I wanted to know what the fuss was about. I regretted it at first sip and had to throw it away. At least it was only a small and i didn't make the mistake a second time once the bubble tea craze hit.

At least half of these are just decent food that ended up as a stereotype once millennials started eating them as well (although I am technically a millennial if you go by age since I was born between '81 and '96 so who am I to talk)

[Anonymous No.12628841]

>>12628829
what the fuck, a drink shop for the sickly?

[Anonymous No.12628843]

>>12628836
Obsessed

[Anonymous No.12628844]

>>12628787
I'd feel fucking exhausted if I had juice for lunch.
That one does look calorically negligible though, compared to a lot of other green juices- naked's green machine clocks in at 280- you could eat four fucking eggs instead of drinking a green machine.

[Anonymous No.12628847]

>>12628547
0 according to this but I am a millennial. This is more like a trendiness score.

[Anonymous No.12628848]

>>12628829
I really don't get it.
It's just clear soup without garnishing, don't Americans have Leberknödel?

[Anonymous No.12628850]

>>12628547
Bone broth shouldn't count, it's just fucking stock. Calling it "bone broth" instead of stock should be worth 9999 millennial points, however.

[Anonymous No.12628852]

>>12628843
>Annoyed by = obsessed with
In that case, you're correct.

[Anonymous No.12628858]

5. 6 if waffle sandwich includes ice cream sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.12628862]

>>12628850
I thought the difference was that stock wasn't gel-like. But I've never seen that as the actual definition.

[Anonymous No.12628867]

>>12628828
>live in a small town in Europe
Oh, so you do literally live under a rock. That's okay, but you should say so at the outset. Since 90% of the shit in the OP is American instagram garbage it's kind of assumed that you're American if you're actually replying. It's not like anyone cares that some Slovenian has never had an acai bowl or a unicorn frap.

[Anonymous No.12628874]

it's just asking how much you fit into the millennial stereotype based on the foods you've tried you fucking idiots. it's not claiming a fucking grain is a millennial invention or anything

[Anonymous No.12628875]

>>12628862
If you refrigerate a proper stock it will indeed become gel-like.

[Anonymous No.12628876]

>>12628850
Oh, if that's the case, I'm down to 4. How about rolled ice cream if I had a kajillion years ago while on holiday to Thailand? Or rosé if that's what my mother had on hand as our table wine? >>12628858

[Anonymous No.12628879]

>>12628850
Well, there are many types of broth, you can use fish, you can use chicken, you can use pork, you can use just vegetables.
And of course, you can use the bones.

It's just that clear broth alone seems a little dull, because it's a side dish in the actual soup.

[Anonymous No.12628880]

>>12628547
I've tried:
>quinoa
>pumpkin spice latte
>cauliflower "rice"
>Beyond Burger, which is basically the same as the Impossible Burger
I drink that shit all the fucking time:
>La Croix

Also, overnight oats is a total Gen X thing.

[Anonymous No.12628881]

>>12628867
>you should say so at the outset
No, you shouldn't just assume, like some backward Redneck.

[Anonymous No.12628883]

1
Avocado toast. I'm Mexican and avocado is part of most meals. Sometimes you just gotta use it up before it goes bad. Toast is an easy way to do that. Never ordered it though
2
Charcoal water. Had my stomach pumped once. Does that count?
3
Quinoa is a South American staple and I dated a Colombian for 4 years. So yes I had it.
4
Kombucha. My brothers a hippie and I sometimes hang out with hippies.
5
Rose. I'm an alchy. Put steel reserve in front of me I'll drink it. If some sexy little thing is trying to catch a buzz and doesn't know any better, ya damn right I'm going to have a glass with her
6
Bone broth. So... Stock. This one's just dumb.
7
Boba. I did 2 weeks in Seoul and 2 weeks in Bangkok. There's a boba place on every corner in these cities. you can't have a night out without one of the girls wanting some
8
Waffles are one of the best foods the world over, putting I've cream between 2 is just the next stage in evolution

[Anonymous No.12628885]

>>12628867
Don't talk shit about Ljubljana, it's much nicer than whatever you have.

[Anonymous No.12628887]

>>12628547
Three

[Anonymous No.12628888]

>>12628547
3
>Cronut
>Match anything
>Almond butter

[Anonymous No.12628892]

I literally know nothing from that list and I'm from '88.

[Anonymous No.12628893]

>>12628547
I don't think it counts when half the shit on here is the go growing up near any ethnic enclave

[Anonymous No.12628906]

>>12628881
It would be as if you'd replied to a thread asking when the last time you gave yourself a breast exam or went to the gynecologist with "never", and failed to mention that you were a guy. Of course people would assume you were a grill, because otherwise why the fuck are you even replying?

[Anonymous No.12628907]

>>12628844
It's only 160 calories for the whole bottle and yeah green machine has way too much fruit and sugar. I actually get more tired if I eat, so juice keeps me buzzed while I'm busy.

[Anonymous No.12628909]

>>12628547
1. Quinoa is great.

[Anonymous No.12628922]

>>12628906
no it ain't

[Anonymous No.12628924]

>>12628547
6, mostly from being in third world shitholes except quinoa and overnight oats, which I only tried because I attempted meal prepping and decided it was gay as fuck. Everything else is a meme food in the United States.

[Anonymous No.12628944]

>>12628547
in that whole list I have only tried la croix and poke

[Anonymous No.12628960]

>>12628547
0. i had to google bulletproof coffee and mermaid toast

[Anonymous No.12628966]

>>12628892
Same anon, I'm 1990 and have no idea what the majority of that shit is.
I went 'oh i've had sushi~.... wait... sushi b-burrito?.. oh..'

[Anonymous No.12628980]

>avocadoes are some luxury hipster food item in america

[Anonymous No.12628983]

>>12628547
>Avocado toast
Would never buy this shit in a restaurant cause it's overpriced to hell, but I make it at home from time to time.
>Cronut
Delicious.
>Quinoa
Tried it but didn't really like it. Might give it a few more goes just to make sure I didn't just have shitty quinoa, but it's not a priority.
>Pumpkin spice latte
Decent but not at all worth its price. I'd rather bake a pie at home.
>Kombucha
Absolutely disgusting.
>Matcha anything
Yes, but that's because I'm a chink. How is this millenial except for whities thinking non-whitey food is exotic shit for the younger crowd?
>Poke
Great stuff, especially if you find a place that loads it up and doesn't jew you on price.
>Rose
I'm surrounded by vineyards, so yes. Not a huge fan though, especially since a lot of it is sparkling. How is this millenial again?
>Bone broth
Good but not worth the price, imo. Just make it at home. I do like being able to buy broth as a beverage though.
>Almond butter
Pretty good, leagues better than peanut butter imo.
>Boba
It's fucking bubble tea and also, see: Matcha anything.

11 points. I'd have tried more on this list but I refuse to pay $15-20+ for overpriced basic garbage because it's popular on instagram or whatever the fuck.

[Anonymous No.12628984]

>overnight oats
>millenial
Every recipe online is made by a mother of college kids who finally started her career.

[Anonymous No.12628993]

>>12628547
7, and i'm definitely part of the target demographic. this stuff is everywhere in my college town.

[Anonymous No.12628996]

>>12628984
>recipe
You fucking put oats in milk and go to sleep.
Then you dump something else that you enjoy on the oats and you eat it.

[Anonymous No.12628999]

>>12628547
5

[Anonymous No.12629002]

>>12628892
>>12628966
I'm from '85 and have had 10, but I know what everything is because I have the internet and frequent a food and cooking board where people post buzzfeed shit like this from time to time. Kind of strange how you just happened to stumbled upon this board and opened this thread of all things. It's like you went on a mission to search out clickbait.

[Anonymous No.12629007]

>>12628547
Technically 1 point since I tried a La Croix at a relative's house, but I didnt pay for it so I'm counting it as 0 points.

[Anonymous No.12629009]

>>12628980
Only if you don't live in California

[Anonymous No.12629026]

>>12629007
nope that counts, sorry faggot you're one of us

[Anonymous No.12629037]

>>12628547
7. Guess I'm a basic bitch.
>Avocado toast but honestly didn't like it
>Quinoa
>Kombucha
>Poke better than sushi for me bc I autistically deconstruct most foods and eat them one ingredient at a time
>La Croix
>Matcha
But to be fair, I drink matcha because I'm really into nice loose leaf teas, so even if it wasn't popular/trendy in the west, I'd probably have ended up ordering it with my other high ends teas anyway.

[Anonymous No.12629055]

>>12628547
Only 1, Almond butter
But would like to start doing bone broth

[Anonymous No.12629083]

>>12629002
I live in a village; it's one of the reasons I've never heard of OP's shit before. Must be a city thing.

[Anonymous No.12629087]

>>12628547
Jesus I don't even rate the scale. I'm at a 0.

[Anonymous No.12629095]

>>12629083
>reading comprehension

[Anonymous No.12629099]

>>12628547
0

Might as well rename it to 'how much of an upper middle class Californian faggot are you?' with all these obscure memefoods

[Anonymous No.12629107]

>21
It’d probably be easier to talk about the ones I haven’t tried.

>Rainbow Bagel
What is this? Just food coloring?
>Unicorn Frap
No idea what this is...
>Cloud Eggs
No idea again.
>La Croix
Don’t like sparkling water.
>Açaí Bowls
I’ve had açaí but I don’t think I’ve seen bowls of it...
>Mermaid Toast
The fuck is this?
>Sushi Burrito
Abhorrent to me, seen these advertised...no chance I’ll ever try these.
>Impossible Burger
Not a vegetarian, so I see no point to these.
>Cauliflower Rice
Why is this even a thing? Just eat fucking rice.

[Anonymous No.12629108]

What a gay chart.

[Anonymous No.12629110]

>>12629099
One of them is broth- just fucking broth and another is oats.
There's no town in America so podunk you can't get broth and a sack of oats.

[Anonymous No.12629113]

>>12628547
I've duckduckgo'ed all of those things because I had no idea what any of them are, and I have to say they all look vile.
We live in a toilet planet.

[Anonymous No.12629130]

>>12628547

>Quinoa
>La Croix
>Rosé
>Boba
>Waffle Sandwich

That was a little too dangerous.

[Anonymous No.12629133]

>>12629095
Woman confirmed. Now comprehend that like we mean it in small communities.

[Anonymous No.12629151]

>>12628547
Live in NYC and I'm fucking cancelled. Off of this list, I've only ever had boba.

[Anonymous No.12629159]

>>12628547
Quinoa, and a waffle sandwich unless that's something more specific than food sandwiched between two waffles.
Quinoa is shit.

[Anonymous No.12629164]

>>12628980
Here in Western Europe it's just one of many meme health foods marketed towards gullible boomer housewives. Middle class af, but not treated with anything approaching the kind of fanatical reverence Merkin hipsters seem to have.

[Anonymous No.12629174]

>>12629164
>fanatical reverence

Literally the only people who give a shit are clickbait economists who pretend having an avocado disqualifies you from ever owning a house

[Anonymous No.12629179]

>>12628585
I've never even HEARD of mermaid toast.

[Anonymous No.12629184]

>>12628585
First i've ever heard of it lad

[Anonymous No.12629189]

>>12628547
8 points. Most of these are just foods that exist and are good so I guess it is true that boomers and zoomers are fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.12629199]

>>12629110
I've never made 'overnight oats' because I barely eat oatmeal to begin with, and I haven't drunk straight fucking bone stock either. You either make a proper soup out of it or use it during cooking. Apparently it's like a dish that's sold, which seems even more ludicrous.

[Anonymous No.12629207]

>>12628547
1 or possibly 2. I've had Kombucha because I worked with Russians and one of em made it at home. I think I may have had La Croix but I can't recall.

[Anonymous No.12629210]

>>12628547
7
>avocado toast
>quinoa
>psl (tastes like candles desu)
>kombucha
>matcha
>la croix
>almond butter

[Anonymous No.12629211]

>>12628547
1
matcha

[Anonymous No.12629215]

>>12629210
Fuck forgot to add turmeric latte so that’s 8. Turmeric lattes actually taste really good.

[Anonymous No.12629223]

>>12628547
Quinoa/Almond butter are rad
I've had the pumkin latte years ago
I heard Erdos drank bulletproof coffee so I tried a couple times

btw what does Yas mean

[Anonymous No.12629225]

This is more about coasties than millenials

[Anonymous No.12629229]

>>12629164
>just one of many meme health foods
>fanatical reverence
You realize avocados are grown in America and are just considered another fruit and not even some weird health food, right? I'm in my mid 30's and everyone I know has been eating avocados on bread since we were kids in the 80's. This whole "avocado toast" being a hip new thing is definitely a zoomer thing, because otherwise it wouldn't make any sense.

[Anonymous No.12629251]

>>12628547
>rose
what faggot made this test? only queers believe rose is exclusively for homos

[Anonymous No.12629260]

>>12629229
I thought you imported them from Mexico?

[Anonymous No.12629264]

>>12629251
tbf rosé is one of the few wines that can be called 'girly' with some validity

[Anonymous No.12629301]

>>12629002
I am a STG from the middle of new york who fucking hates the city so... I don't know. I've never heard of most of it and what I have heard of I haven't tried.

[Anonymous No.12629309]

>>12629229
spreading avacado on toast is a new trend. Avacados themselves are definitely nothing new, but avacado toast as a thing available at restaurants and a go to snack is

[Anonymous No.12629313]

>>12629264
OK, sure. I have also heard this before. Why I dont get, but I think it has something to do with its color (which is funny, pink rose is almost always shite, rose is supposed to be a light reddish, not pink). But if you (not you specifically but people in general) choose not to drink rosé because you are afraid others might call you "girly", your a spineless fucking faggot. I love rosay. Proper rosay is delicious and one of the few wines you can drink with ice in it, a very good choice when its flaming hot outside. Refreshing and not always as acidic as white wines tend to be.

[Anonymous No.12629324]

This is almost 100% a list of coastie or California things, not millennial things

[Anonymous No.12629338]

>>12628547

6, but some of these are stupid. Matcha and bone broth? Really? Millennials don't do anything for themselves, how the fuck is making your own bone broth "millennial"?

[Anonymous No.12629352]

>>12629338
>how the fuck is making your own bone broth "millennial"?
calling broth "bone broth" is a recent coastie trend, using the term "bone broth" at all is a new thing

[Anonymous No.12629358]

>>12628547
Score: 21
>I'm Gen X
> a lot of these foods have been around for eons
>this is dumb as fuck
There's things on this list that my Greatest Generation Grandpa used to eat and drink, and my boomer mom used to make. How fucking stupid people are......

[Anonymous No.12629359]

>>12629352

>Saying what the broth is made of is a coastie trend

You can make broths out of vegetables and meat too but ok

[Anonymous No.12629360]

>>12628547

0.
I use stock but I dont call it bone broth like a pretentious prick so I'm not counting it.

[Anonymous No.12629368]

>>12629359
broth assumes there are bones involved. People specify vegetable broth if it is otherwise

[Anonymous No.12629370]

>>12629309
One of my favorite things my mom would make growing up was sandwiches made with toasted bread, bacon, avocado, alfalfa sprouts, and mayo. This would be like circa 1990, and yet if I posted that sandwich here I'd be met with nothing but "he fell for the meme" replies.

[Anonymous No.12629373]

>>12629358
>Greatest Generation Grandpa used to eat and drink
like what?

[Anonymous No.12629377]

>>12629370
>I did it before it was cool
Great, I guess

[Anonymous No.12629380]

>>12628617

Only millenials use bone broth. Normal people use beef/chicken stock like normal people

[Anonymous No.12629383]

>>12629380
how is beef broth different than bone broth? I thought it was literally the same thing

[Anonymous No.12629388]

>>12629377
Lots of people ate that shit. Only zoomers think that bacon and avocado didn't exist prior to the internet.

[Anonymous No.12629392]

>>12628547
4 points
>quinoa
had it a few times at a restaurant, not a fan
>kombucha
fuck you, I like it
>impossible burger
tried it for shits
>bone broth
literally nothing wrong with making bone broth, especially when you're going to add it to soup later

[Anonymous No.12629403]

>>12629383
All broth is bone broth.
Millenials keep calling it "bone broth" to separate it from non-bone stocks needlessly, since apparantly vegitable stock is broth now.

[Anonymous No.12629408]

>>12629388
Its not about existence, its about popularity. People were definitely aware of avocado in the 90s, but it is way the fuck more popular now, and the specific dish of "Avocado toast" is very 2010s coastie

[Anonymous No.12629410]

>>12628547
1
Who in the fuck hasn't at least tried a pumpkin late?

[Anonymous No.12629414]

>>12629373
Matcha, avocado toast (yeah, it's true, deal), bone broth (aka stock), green juice, bullet proof coffee (he actually drank that during the war, and kept it as a habit), overnight oats (which is actually called muesli).
At least half of these things have been around forever, they're not new, people have just "rediscovered" them and slapped new names on them. This is ridiculous......

[Anonymous No.12629416]

>>12629410
probably most elderly people

[Anonymous No.12629417]

12

[Anonymous No.12629418]

>>12629410
Me.
I've had pumpkin spice in a flat white, but I don't drink lattes.

[Anonymous No.12629420]

>>12629414
Oh, and almond butter, almost forgot that. His favorites were almond butter and sunflower seed butter.

[Anonymous No.12629428]

Can someone please explain what these things are, I know a few of them, but most of these things I have never even heard of.

[Anonymous No.12629429]

>>12629408
Most of the shit in the OP isn't actually that popular, it just seems that way because it's instagram bait which doesn't at all reflect real life. Avocados haven't become more popular since the 90's; they were always popular. Of course people are going to post "OMG I LOVE AVOCADOS SO MUCH!!!" because they're trying to get likes, and everybody loves avocados so of course they are going to get likes. Do you really not understand the difference between real life and social media?

[Anonymous No.12629431]

>>12628547
I count at least five things that were mainstream before the year 2000.

[Anonymous No.12629436]

>>12629428
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=avocado%20toast&s=b

[Anonymous No.12629466]

>>12628547
1 assuming charcoal water referrers to filtered water.

[Anonymous No.12629476]

>>12629429
>Avocados haven't become more popular since the 90's
No, this is bullshit, they are dramatically more popular now because of good marketing by the avocado trade association in the early 00s
https://www.google.com/search?q=avocado+sales+over+time&client=firefox-b-1-d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiE3Y6N7LLjAhUULs0KHZevAZsQ_AUIECgB&biw=1920&bih=944#imgrc=3xciH3065hZnJM:

[Anonymous No.12629481]

>>12629431
literally only La Croix was and then it died before becoming popular again

[Anonymous No.12629490]

>>12628547
I am 100% a millennial and I have had 4 of these and haven't even heard of a handful of these (WTF is rolled ice cream or bullet proof coffee). This is literally just a list of coastie trends

[Anonymous No.12629496]

>>12629414
>they're not new, people have just "rediscovered" them and slapped new names on them. This is ridiculous.
Thats the whole fucking point, that these have seen recent spikes in popularity, not the "Millennials" invented them

[Anonymous No.12629497]

>>12629481
By what you say I think you were probably a child in the 90s and had classless parents.

[Anonymous No.12629499]

>>12628547
What is so millennial about rosé wine? And wtf are 99% of the things on this list? Boba? The star wars character? Mermaid toast? Cronut? I feel so much like a 30 year old boomer right now...

[Anonymous No.12629500]

>>12629496
The question is if you've tried them, not if you have posters of them up on your bedroom wall.

[Anonymous No.12629503]

>>12628681
redpilled yet cringe

[Anonymous No.12629508]

only green juice

[Anonymous No.12629515]

>>12628547
Charcoal water? Is that just filtered water? My water filter has charcoal in it.

[Anonymous No.12629516]

>>12629429
>Avocados haven't become more popular since the 90's
Since 1995 avocado sales have increased 681% in the US according to this https://www.statista.com/statistics/591263/average-avocado-consumption-us-per-week/

[Anonymous No.12629524]

>>12629500
Most of these things are not items that non-californians have often, many have heard of these but most are not particularly popular nationally

[Anonymous No.12629525]

3
>Avocado toast
Had it once, not great.
>Pumpkin spice latte
Meh
>Turmeric latte
unironically delicious

[Anonymous No.12629534]

>>12629497
which of these were your rich parents feeding you in the 90s?

[Anonymous No.12629536]

>>12629525
Tumeric coffee is disgusting but it sure as fuck wakes a body up in the morning

[Anonymous No.12629541]

>>12629536
even being aware of tumeric coffee is coastie as fuck

[Anonymous No.12629543]

>>12629536
no taste

[Anonymous No.12629550]

Just overnight oats. Assuming that's just putting milk and oatmeal with fruit in the fridge overnight for breakfast. Fuck them tryna charge like $2.50 for one of those quaker overnight oats, what a scam so much cheaper to do it yourself.

[Anonymous No.12629552]

>>12629541
You keep saying Coastie like it's a bad thing, flyover.

[Anonymous No.12629558]

I was born in the 80's man. I've never heard of most of that shit listed much less ate any of it.

[Anonymous No.12629563]

Some of these are pretty retarded.
>Quinoa
Poor man's food, part of some traditional recipes.
>matcha green tea
I guess it did gain massive popularity but the tea has been around for ages.
>Rosé
Shit but never knew it was a millenials thing.

[Anonymous No.12629564]

>>12629552
I am not saying it good or bad, just saying it in a matter of fact way. Very few people in the rest of the country are even aware of the concept of turmeric coffee

[Anonymous No.12629570]

>>12628547
3.
I don't have a fucking clue what 90% of the stuff on there is.

[Anonymous No.12629572]

>>12629564
Flyovers aren't aware of much at all, really. Just mindless drones living their lives out in a work-tv-sleep cycle without end.

[Anonymous No.12629576]

>>12629572
Some of this coastie stuff verges on being California specific too, like are people in New York really doing this instagram California shit in the OP?

[Anonymous No.12629586]

>>12628547
Two, tried avocado toast and made my own soup stock from boiling bones.

[Anonymous No.12629589]

>>12628547
I had bone broth but I'm confused cause my grandma makes it and it's trad here.

[Anonymous No.12629614]

>>12629490
>WTF is rolled ice cream or bullet proof coffee)
so are you really trying to tell me youve never had coffee with butter in it? please neck yourself you utter plebaian.

[Anonymous No.12629622]

>>12629614
>coffee with butter in it
why, girls?

[Anonymous No.12629626]

>>12628547
I had some riced cauliflower when I started my diet, but it's dumb so I just started dicing and steaming it myself.

I have some matcha tea occasionally.

[Anonymous No.12629628]

>>12629368

STOCK assumes there are bones involved. A broth is any liquid created from simmering/boiling ingredients to create a flavorful liquid

[Anonymous No.12629629]

>>12628547
I don’t even know what most of that is. I do like poke but I was in Hawaii so that’s normal.

[Anonymous No.12629634]

>>12629622
So the cannabis oil infuses.

[Anonymous No.12629637]

15. Do you people even eat food? I always enjoy trying new things.

[Anonymous No.12629639]

>>12629589

Beef/chicken stock is traditional, "bone broth" is a meaningless millenial term invented by store owners who found an ingenious way to sell 20c worth of stock for insane prices to people who've never cooked in their lives.

[Anonymous No.12629648]

3. Where's the IPA?

[Anonymous No.12629656]

>>12629368
>broth assumes there are bones involved
No, you can also just use meat and vegetables or something similar

[Anonymous No.12629680]

>>12629410
I've never had a latte.

[Anonymous No.12629684]

>>12629552
It is, you fuck everything up for the rest of us.

[Anonymous No.12629693]

Why are ignorant faggots always obsessed with letting everyone know how sheltered and stupid they are? They always insist on proudly announcing to all that they have no idea what something is or that they’ve never tried something as fucking basic as smearing a goddamn avocado on toast!

I’ve seen people boast that they’ve never been to a movie theatre before or tried sushi! Great, you’re sheltered and timid. Do you want a medal? I’m not from some backwater shithole but I still know what a juggalo is and I’ve tried a fried Twinkie, it’s okay if you know what oat milk tastes like.

[Anonymous No.12629697]

>>12629693
Juggalos are a respectable community you toastie coastie fuck

[Anonymous No.12629699]

>>12628547
1.
>t. 36 year old millennial

[Anonymous No.12629704]

>>12628547
5

[Anonymous No.12629710]

>>12628547
>Avocado toast
1
>Pumpkin spice latte
2, but I didn't like it
>Matcha anything
3
>Bone broth
4
>Green juice
5
>Boba
6

I'm Asian, so a few of these are just shit I had as a child before they were trendy

[Anonymous No.12629721]

>>12629697
I didn’t condemn them. I just said they’re exclusively a flyover thing but that I, a “coastie,” am still aware of them. Pretty sure I’ve heard some of their songs too.

That’s my whole point. You don’t have to like something but being proud that you don’t even know what it is is just stupid.

[Anonymous No.12629733]

>>12629721
m8, knowing what most of these things are isn't a good thing

[Anonymous No.12629737]

>>12628547
1
I bought almond butter once. It was okay, I guess.

[Anonymous No.12629746]

>>12629733
>ignorance is better
the state of the world

[Anonymous No.12629757]

>>12628547
1(?), I accidentally overdosed on some medication as a kid and I was rushed to the hospital and was given the fizzy charcoal concoction to induce vomiting. It could be thinking of something else though.

[Anonymous No.12629763]

>>12628547
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL TURMERIC GOD DAMN IT

[Anonymous No.12629766]

>>12629733
Know your enemy. A turmeric latte could be sneaking into your house at this very moment! You don’t even know the damage it can cause!

Ignorance is just stupidity without realizing it yet.

[Anonymous No.12629772]

>>12629746
>>12629766
With these trendy things it's best to not get invested and just see where they go, once they are established as things of cultural significance, only then you should bother with them.

And the only things on that list that are culturally significant as far as I can tell are Rosé, soup stock and special green tea

[Anonymous No.12629774]

>>12629639
My 80 y.o. grandma makes broth out of veal and beef bones. She's the most trad cook possible and has no knowledge of modern cooking trends. I'm from Poland btw, that probably matters.

[Anonymous No.12629791]

>>12628547
>11
Okay, hold the fuck up.

>Avocado toast
I was eating this for breakfast before it became a meme. It was cheap and good
>Quinoa
How is this milleneal it is a staple South American food since forever?
>Pumpkin Spice Latte
>I mean yeah I had some from Starbucks when I was like 14 and I didn't know any better
>Kombucha
Fuck you. It's good. I like the taste, I don't care about the meme health benefits.
>Matcha anything
How the fuck is this a millennial thing it is a Japanese style of tea I make it sometimes and I drank it in Japan.
>poke
Again, a typical hawaiin food. I know it is popular now but it is not by any means only for milleneals.
>la croix
I mean yeah I probably drank one at some point.
>Rose
Wow. An entire style of wine is for millennials. OK.
>Bone broth
Holy fucking shit, seriously? Countries around the world have been using bones to make broth FOREVER.
>Green juice
Huh? Like a vegetable juice? Well of course I have drank that, green vegetables are good and healthy.
>Boba
Asian girls love it so I have drank it a couple times with them

What a stupid list. All of the stuff I mentioned are regular things that any person who enjoys trying new things (see:not the majority of /ck/ who only eats fast food and tendies) would reasonably wind up eating.

[Anonymous No.12629797]

Wow didn't think /ck/ would get so ass blasted by this

[Anonymous No.12629806]

>>12629772
The only trendy fads on there are Unicorn Latte, Mermaid Toast, Rainbow Bagels, hopefully the Impossible Burger. They are frivolous nonsense items that will be forgotten as soon as people realize how useless they are.

Other stuff is:
>a normal thing inexplicably popular out of nowhere
>a normal thing with a new stupid name
>something from a different culture
>same old shit with a dumbass twist

Wasting your time hating on it or proudly stating that you’ve never heard of it just reveals how limited you are in terms of intelligence.

[Anonymous No.12629871]

>>12629368
They're pretty much the same thing, the difference is that stock is used to make other dishes and broth is consumed straight away.

[Anonymous No.12629889]

>>12629684
Heaven forbid, Cletus.

[Anonymous No.12629898]

>>12628547
If you're at 0, you're probably an autist who refuses to try anything new. Stop getting scared that trying some toast with avocado on it will instantly turn you into a squeeing Marvel fan, you fucking wusses. Why do you go to a cooking board if you refuse to eat anything you weren't forced to eat as a child?

[Anonymous No.12629911]

>>12629791
You sound like you'd have an extra point if jizz were on the list

[Anonymous No.12629924]

>>12628547
15 but I argue that some of those are unfair points:
>Quinoa was cheap food for ages until recently gentrified
>Poke and La Croix are ancient
>Everyone who isn't a sniveling bitter "muh millenial boogeyman" chimp tried the Impossible burger
>Anyone with Vietnamese friends/family had tried boba
>Most broths are bone broths, which means you get a point for eating chicken soup
>Waffle sandwiches are soul food, assuming you put fried chicken in the middle
>The creator of that list made up cloud eggs

[Anonymous No.12629929]

When will the millennial bullying end? We're pushing into our 30's and 40's now.

[Anonymous No.12629945]

>I love food
>I even discuss it daily on /ck/!
>Quinoa? Poke? Nah, I don't even try something if I hear millenials like it
>I'm totally interested in food though, I just refuse to try anything new because I don't want to look dumb
>Did you know I'm also based?

[Anonymous No.12629956]

>>12629898
You've got a point but if you pay money for sushi burrito or ramen burger I have to question your intelligence.

[Anonymous No.12629960]

>>12629929
Getting unreasonably mad at millenials and spiking their blood pressure is the only way boomers can get boners anymore.

[Anonymous No.12629981]

>>12628547
ITT: secret picky eater filter

[Anonymous No.12630026]

>>12629924
what is unfair about it? anons are assuming too much about this, it's not stating anything about these foods other than they were trends among millennials at some point

[Anonymous No.12630029]

>>12629774

Yeah that's beef stock with real added dumbass. Bones = stock. No bones = broth

[Anonymous No.12630034]

>>12630029
I think I get it now

[Anonymous No.12630035]

>>12629871

That's not what the difference is at all you fucking tard what the fuck is wrong with you.

[Anonymous No.12630070]

>avocado toast
Ate this a lot back in 2011 when I quit eating meat after working at a seafood processing facility

>cronut
Worked next door to a bakery, they brought us some to try out. Prefer cake donuts

>quinoa
Substituted for millet in a recipe, tastes like a grain I guess

>pumpkin spice latte
Gingerbread latte is objectively better. Love pumpkins tried it out tastes like chemicals

>kombucha
Nothing to say, was memed hard

>matcha ice cream
Raised in Asian household, you're a faggot if you think it's a fad

>acai bowls
Worked at a place that made these for 3 years

>overnight oats
Prepping made simple

>oat milk
Tasty made it myself

>bone broth
Good for fasting and hangovers

>almond butter
Homemade maple roasted almond butter is underrated

>green juice
Make it myself tasty too

[Anonymous No.12630076]

>>12628547
0

[Anonymous No.12630090]

I'm sorry but psl is basic white girl stuff

[Anonymous No.12630143]

>>12628761
I'd say it's more likely you're owned by what you feel the need to identify with rather than you owning those things. If I eat you how many points do I get?

[Anonymous No.12630144]

Pumpkin spice lattes taste like raw spices and there is genuinely something wrong with people who actually like them

[Anonymous No.12630147]

>>12630070
>Good for fasting
its not fasting if you are eating broth

[Anonymous No.12630150]

>>12628547
bone broth isn't millenial it's grandma tier

[Anonymous No.12630151]

>>12630090
the very concept of a basic white girl is normie ass California Millennial

[Anonymous No.12630170]

>>12630150

The term bone broth is millenial, grandma's call them stocks

[Anonymous No.12630178]

>>12630150
calling it bone broth is peak California 30 year old women

[Anonymous No.12630184]

>>12628547
>Quinoa
Tried, horribly overpriced.

>Overnight oats
Can't argue with that convenience, desu.

>Rosé
My grandma loves rośe and I always bring a bottle when I visit her. Most based woman I know.

[Anonymous No.12630189]

>>12628547
3
t. born in 1994

[Anonymous No.12630201]

This is nightmare difficulty. 0.5 - I used to drink kombucha when I was getting into doing 24hr fasts

>boba

Should add 2 points if you're not a chink

[Anonymous No.12630204]

>>12628547
0, the only exception being maybe that I've started adding turmeric to smoothies when I make them. It actually adds a nice flavor.

[Anonymous No.12630206]

>>12628547
4
Quinoa, matcha, rolled ice cream and boba

[Anonymous No.12630210]

>>12630206
What is rolled ice cream?

[Anonymous No.12630211]

>>12628585
What in the fuck are you talking about ?

[Anonymous No.12630212]

>>12628605
holy fucking based

[Anonymous No.12630218]

3
Poke is delicious
La Croix sucks
Impossible burger is ok

[Anonymous No.12630223]

>>12628547
1
>Rolled Ice Cream
Not sure how this counts as millennial. I tried it once when it came to our town for the first time.

[Anonymous No.12630224]

>>12628605
I’ve never seen this level of based in my life.

[Anonymous No.12630226]

i've had 10 but i think they're all actually good

>>12630184
this is a sweet vignette thanks anon

[Anonymous No.12630248]

>>12628761
This is what millennials stereotypically eat in the United States. It may overlap with the foods from your culture. That’s hardly racist. If you don’t know what is actually racist you should probably go back to tumblr where they also don’t.
Nigger.

[Anonymous No.12630250]

>>12628547
Are Charcoal Water, Rainbow Bagel, Mermaid Toast, Black Ice Cream, Cloud Eggs, Cauliflower Rice, Rolled Ice Cream, Bullet Proof Coffee and Waffle Sandwiches real things, or at least real trends?
I am 30, so peak Millennial and never heard of any of these

[Anonymous No.12630269]

>>12629911
Whats wrong? Did I trigger you? Let me guess you got a 0 because you are literally >>12629945 personified.

[Anonymous No.12630284]

>>12630250
I've seen charcoal water at the supermarket and my mum once bought me some.
I don't know what rainbow bagels are (I'm assuming they're the same as mermaid toast but with bagels) but I used a feminism app that makes posts about mermaid toast occasionally (though I never knew they were a real thing and I thought they were just art posts). I remember when black ice cream became a thing because the BLM squads started calling white ice cream racist but I've never seen it in real life. No clue what Cauliflower Rice is but I've seen rolled ice cream on here on /ck/, and I don't know what bullet proof coffee or waffle sandwiches are.

[Anonymous No.12630286]

>>12630210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah23e1hwMNk

Basically melt icecream, put it onto frozen surface, mix in other shit, scrap it around for a minutes until it hardens again and then scrap it up into little rolls in a dish for you to eat. It's a novelty item and usually expensive for no reason.

[Anonymous No.12630294]

>>12630286
oh, I always forget that coasties don't have custard stands so they do weird shit like this instead

[Anonymous No.12630301]

>>12628547
why all fun foods are millenial?

[Anonymous No.12630306]

>3
I guess the "30 year old boomer" memes are real.

[Anonymous No.12630305]

>>12630286
>that blatant abuse of innocent flooring tools

Chefs should be fucking shot

[Anonymous No.12630312]

>>12630294
I'm pretty sure it's only big in like cities and tourist places.
>>12630305
Anon please it's a hard life being a tiler in the day and a ice cream roller at night.

[Anonymous No.12630380]

>>12628547
I've only had kombucha and a matcha kitkat. Kombucha doesn't really count because my grandmother used to make it years ago when she was alive before it was a thing on the googles and interwebz. Also the matcha kitkat tastes like what a barn smells like, it's not good.

[Anonymous No.12630390]

>>12628547
1. I had a masculine dad.

[Anonymous No.12630391]

>>12630147

You don't know shit

[Anonymous No.12630394]

>>12630294
You've never been to a coast, have you?

[Anonymous No.12630436]

>>12628547
0 " sips iced coffee "

[Anonymous No.12630439]

>>12628547
Isn't all broth bone broth? If not I've just had la croix.

[Anonymous No.12630447]

>>12628547
4
i think this is probably more of a zoomer list

[Anonymous No.12630449]

>>12628656
What does rose even refer to in this context? I had some tea once that flowers in in or some shit, didn't taste very good.

[Anonymous No.12630450]

>>12628617
>>Matcha
>>Bone broth
>Why are these even considered "millennial"?
exactly. OP is a huge faggot

[Anonymous No.12630458]

>>12628829
jesus fucking christ those prices for fucking broth.

[Anonymous No.12630481]

[Anonymous No.12630485]

>>12628547
11 who the fuck has not had rose
reading everyone's scores itt makes me feel like they're retards who don't actually know anything about food and cooking. is the mcdonalds and tendies meme real

[Anonymous No.12630486]

>rosé
as in wine? it sucks but far too common to never drink
>bone broth
the fuck is millenial about this? my grandmother made me some
>açaí
is native here

[Anonymous No.12630491]

>>12630485
seriously what the fuck is rose? I assume you guys aren't just eating a raw flower.

[Anonymous No.12630495]

>>12630491
Its a bit of chicken thats been ground up and then battered and fried very crispy. goes very well with assorted sauces and a soft drink.

[Anonymous No.12630505]

>>12628547
14

I'm 30, I first tried 12/14 within the last five years. I've bought almond butter and kombucha for many years from this hippie commune.

[Anonymous No.12630510]

>>12630491
it's rosé you uncultured swine. it's a french word and stands for ground and raw bovine liver. tastes great if it's recently killed and still warm

[Anonymous No.12630519]

>>12628795
boomers learned to make soup with cubes so no, not anymore really.

[Anonymous No.12630533]

>>12628547
0

I don't even know what half of those are.

[Anonymous No.12630534]

1 point. Born in '94. I went to a froyo place that had fruity boba to put as a topping on the yogurt like 3 years ago. This isnt a "millennial" thing, its more like a west coast hipster thing.

[Anonymous No.12630562]

>>12630534
This is basically "Are you a Coastie Instagram user" list, has little to do with age

[Anonymous No.12630576]

24 to boomer here got points 5
Wtf they mean by cancelled?

[Anonymous No.12630587]

>avocado toast
I really love it but I wait until avocados are on sale. Not willing to be the whitey at the spic market just to get a better price.

>quinoa
It tastes like how corn husks smell, and you have to wash it super well or it tastes like soap. Let the South Americans have it back.

>pumpkin spice
It's fine I guess. I'm not a coffee person and definitely not a "coffee" person

>matcha
love the flavor, like grass but strangely rich. It's too expensive for me to buy as an ingredient, but I like matcha sandwich cookies from Trader Joe's
>La Croix
it's ok

>turmeric latte
turmeric tastes like dirt but it's kinda interesting. apparently good for the joints

>sushi burrito
my friend took me to Wasabi Juan's the other day. it was like decent sushi but without the nori and not cut into pieces. don't get it.

>oat milk
it's unbelievably sweet for not having any added sugar. it says something on the box about a special process that breaks down the sugars, which means it's probably not good for you.

>bone broth
My grandma's chicken broth counts I hope. It's sad that people have forgotten how to make it, although to be fair boiling beef bones for 2 days sucks nuts.

>Boba
I hate fucking asians and their super firm chewy jelly things.

[Anonymous No.12630603]

>>12628547
2. Have tried quinoa, nothing that special. And can drink rosé but generally prefer white wines. Have been exceptions though

[Anonymous No.12630622]

>>12628547
>Avocado toast, cronut, kombucha, matcha (tea), acai bowls, rolled ice cream, cauliflower rice, boba, bullet proof coffee, waffee sandwich
>10 points
>Born in 86
Eh, makes sense.

[Anonymous No.12630664]

>>12628547
2
Quinoa salad at a party
Boba since 04'

[Anonymous No.12630678]

>>12628547
3
Avocado toast
Matcha and boba (I live in Japan so theres no avoiding these)

[Anonymous No.12630699]

So avocado toast is just regular toast for coasties who are too good for butter?

[Anonymous No.12630712]

>>12630699
No fag its half an avocado, seasoned and put on toast. Sometimes with eggs on the side

[Anonymous No.12630718]

>>12630712
>Sometimes with eggs on the side
more like eggs with a side of toast, fuck off coastie

[Anonymous No.12630750]

>>12630718
I dont even live in America you bitch Im comfyposting from a Tokyo apartment right now

hur hur sweet land of liberty of thee I sing fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.12630814]

>>12628547
5, and they're some of the only reasonable foods on the menu.

[Anonymous No.12630926]

>>12628547
I have only had Waffle+chicken sandwich, bone broth, and sushi burrito which was terrible.

[Anonymous No.12631097]

>>12628547
6

guess I'm a basic bitch (male)

[Anonymous No.12631118]

>>12628830
That's a lot of ingredients for avocado toast. I slice up an avocado and then mash it on a piece of buttered toast, then add S&P.

[Anonymous No.12631127]

>>12629099
>he’s never eaten a sushi burrito

Have sex.

[Anonymous No.12631158]

>>12628547
0 lol.
this is clearly late millenial shit.

[Anonymous No.12631213]

>>12628547
>Boba

Since when was bubble tea millennial?

[Anonymous No.12631260]

>tfw first had avocado on toast before the new millenium

[Anonymous No.12631265]

Avocado Toast is pretty good
Quinoa fucking sucks
Pumpkin spice lattes are pretty good
Boba's pretty fucking good
I don't know what most of the rest of the list is
How the fuck is a waffle sandwich millenial?
(I was born in 2000 btw)

[Anonymous No.12631279]

>>12628547
wtf is millennial about green juice?
my dad has a big ass hobart juicer and we have been juicing different colored stuff since the mid eighties.

[Anonymous No.12631323]

>Charcoal water
My mom made me try it once, fuckin gay

>Quinoa
Just fine, not better or worse than another grain except maybe in price

>Kombucha
>LaCroix
Great alternatives to soda

>Rosé
I like dry wine because it gets you drunk and doesn't taste like apple juice

>Green Juice
Not worth the work but does get you a lot of veggies

>Bulletproof Coffee
Just an expensive protein shake


Most of the list makes me cringe heavily

[Anonymous No.12631333]

>>12628547
0, what do I win?

[Anonymous No.12631334]

>>12628547
17
born 1989
half this shit either friends have gotten me to try, it was at the store and it looked good, or it was a simple recipe that looked good

also how the fuck is bone broth millennial, that's just pressure cooked stock
plenty of marrow and collagen (the good shit) in it, none of that prissy fucking clear broth the Asians like to make

[Anonymous No.12631341]

>>12631334
bone broth is the soy hipster name for stock bruv

[Anonymous No.12631374]

>>12628547
2
>Matcha
>Poke
I live in Hawaii and travel to Japan each year.

[Anonymous No.12631400]

>>12628547
25 =O

[Anonymous No.12631404]

None but thenagain, Iam gen Z(iklon) not some dumbmillennial.

[Anonymous No.12631410]

>>12628547
40 year old white male from central TN.
Score: 0

[Anonymous No.12631414]

>>12629476
>>12629516
Take a look at movies and how capeshit like the avengers are the highest grossing movies of all time. Then stop and think that maybe there are just more people around. Everything these days seems to be blowing away records as, "most popular [X] ever!", but it's all mediocre shit and marketing hype. The numbers are taken out of historical context; that's literally how we ended up with Trump.

[Anonymous No.12631429]

I've only tried quinoa

[Anonymous No.12631697]

>>12628547
cronut
oat milk
overnight oats
quinoa

[Anonymous No.12631703]

>>12628547
>Pumpkin Spice Latte
Tried once. Meh
>Matcha
Shit's good
>Poke
Shit's also good
>La Croix
Tastes like diluted, flavored seltzer water. Disgusting.
That makes 4 for me

[Anonymous No.12632281]

>>12628547

I like kombucha. That list seems more like a faggotfornia test tho. Also I dont know what a unicorn frap or half of the other shit but i read it as unicorn fap.

[Anonymous No.12632450]

>>12628547
Avocado Toast - it's good, quick meal when I don't wanna break out pans for an egg
Unicorn Frap - Was just fun to try, wasn't too bad but probably gave me diabetes
Quinoa - wait why is this zoomer
Pumpkin Spice latte - it's good
Kombucha - it's a way better alternative for soda imho
Matcha - uh ok
La Croix - I like them but i just drink water now
Tumeric Latte - Tumeric is good
Oat Milk - best alternative milk, like a big cup of oatmeal
Rose - ????
Bone Broth - ????
Almond Butter - ?????????????

Man boomers need to chill

[Anonymous No.12632619]

>>12631414
Dude, the US population has increased about 22% since 1995. Meanwhile we consume 681% more avocados in that same span. Just admit you were wrong, we consume way the fuck more avocados now than ever before

Also the movie issue is different. They are making more money than hits of the early 00s and 90s because of inflation moreso than population growth. But I agree, posting non-adjusted for inflation dollar figures is misleading, but luckily with this avocado number it is based on the amount of avocados sold, not dollar sales

[Anonymous No.12632625]

>>12628547
why do the ratings use Zoomer terminology like "yas" and shit when its supposed to be about millenials

[Anonymous No.12632641]

>>12629614
>butter in the coffee

[Anonymous No.12632804]

>>12628547
more like unicorn brap

[Anonymous No.12632829]

Can a coastie explain what all of these are to the group?

[Anonymous No.12632883]

>>12629622
Some yank heard about Tibetan butter tea and tried to make a quick buck by changing it to coffee and filing a trademark.

[Anonymous No.12632907]

>>12632883
I thought people in like ethiopia did this traditionally

[Anonymous No.12632987]

>>12629466
Nope it's water with powdered charcoal which turns it black.

[Anonymous No.12633048]

>>12628547
oat milk
rose
bone broth (personally wouldn't call this millenial at all)