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Thoughts on 51% cheese product?

>> No.12627665
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFGH55fjBvI

>> No.12627667

>>12627637
I like to eat them plain sometimes.

>> No.12627672 [DELETED] 

>>12627637
They dont even sell them in my country. And if i see a fat person on the streets i turn my neck and stare. Its Usually some american turist.

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>>12627637
A 51% cheese for 56% nation. Makes absolute sense.

>> No.12627747

>>12627637
only ok if made with Real Cheese (TM)

>> No.12627769

>>12627637
its just cheap, mediocre cheese, but the marketers trying to whine about it not being "real" cheese are just trying to mislead

>> No.12627784
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>>12627769
An American everyone, he's not trolling either!

>> No.12627786

You can buy sodium hexametaphosphate online and get the same emulsification power but for better quality cheese. Just a small pinch (maybe one eighth the amount of salt you would use) and your cheese will melt like that. Just add sodium hxmp to good cheese and don't buy that shit.

>> No.12627845

>>12627637
It's fine sometimes for a grilled cheese, added to boxed macaroni, on a tomato or bologna sandwich too, the only place miracle whip is tolerable as well.

>> No.12627846

>>12627784
its literally just a type of cheap cheese, its wholly arbitrary to say that the processing that makes something "American cheese" is somehow disqualifying compared to the processing that is the entire cheesemaking process

>> No.12627850

>>12627786
Most Americans buy this for very specific things like burgers or kids sandwiches, in general it is associated with poor people and even moreso children

>> No.12627856

American cheese is breddy good on cheeseburgers IMHO.

It’s arguable that other cheeses actually taste better, but for me at least they go together at this point.

>> No.12627857

>>12627845
Are you a MICHELIN Guide Inspector?

>> No.12627863

>>12627850
I know, I'm just saying you can buy this stuff and add a tiny pinch to a cheese sauce and when it cools it will melt just as well as "American cheese". I know most people won't bother but it is pretty easy to keep your kitchen stocked with sodium hxmp. You don't need much and a pound of it should last you a year or more. It is like maybe 10-15 dollars a pound.

>> No.12627977

>>12627846
He's still not trolling

>> No.12627986

>>12627846
why does it have the exact same texture as the plastic it’s wrapped in?

>> No.12627992

>>12627665
Watching Borat is so fucking cringe, how did people find this guy to be so funny, or even the movie for that matter?

>> No.12628062

>>12627992
Watching it was like going to a zoo but instead of animals it had Americans and people liked to point and laugh at the stupidity of the Americans.

>> No.12628072

>>12627637
that’s poor trash. Only poors buy it

>> No.12628077

>>12627856
The OP pictures isn’t american cheese tho. That’s the point of the thread.

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>>12628077

>> No.12628116

>>12628095
We have some decent cheese here. I wouldn’t say it’s better than French or Swiss cheesemakers. But there are plenty of quality cheesemakers here

>> No.12628156

American cheese became labeled as such or even as processed cheese because American dairy farmers producing the other types of cheese were getting upset that "American Cheese" was out performing them on every front. So they had congress require that this type of cheese be labeled in a way that makes it appear low class and dangerous

>> No.12628165

>>12628156
But it is lower class. It’s not cheese

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>>12628116

>> No.12628530

>>12628116
These threads are just an excuse for dimwitted foreigners to feign smugness as a defense against their own feelings of inferiority.
-t.Wisconsin

>> No.12628551

>>12628530
Do Americans really have to tell themselves this?

>> No.12628557

There is absolutely no reason to ever use it
>Inb4: Grilled cheese and burgers
Americans always point out these two but fail to see that depending on the other ingredients you can always find a better cheese

>> No.12628574

I think it has its place. On burgers, even with nice meat, I love the fake McDonald’s type of cheese. Also good for grilled cheese

>> No.12628592

>>12628530
>flyover insecurity: the post

>> No.12628593

>>12628574
U a cheeky cunt aint ya?

>> No.12628608

>>12628557
As an American I agree with you, however an In n Out burger or mom and pop stand really hits the spot but I've heard from employees that in n out custom orders their cheese so its more like og American which was just manufacturing cheddar scraps melted down with emulsifiers and extruded and cooled.

>> No.12628641

>>12627986
what are you talking about?

>> No.12628645

>>12628557
Its for kids. Why buy nice cheese for a kid's sandwich?

It works well on burgers too

>> No.12628653

>>12628645
>Kids don’t get good things
That’s how you get manchildren and picky eaters

>> No.12628658

>>12628653
nah, young children don't remember shit, and cannot appreciate the flavors adults can.

You should definitely expose your children to good things as they grow up but when they are pretty young it is futile

>> No.12628702

>>12628165
Good, you fell for the lies of big dairy.

>> No.12628743

diary causes cancer avoid at all costs

>> No.12628794

>>12628641
He's meming because > le plastic cheese

American cheese has superior melting quality and is goat on back yard burgers/smash burgers.

It's just a different type of cheese. If you enjoy it, use it. If you don't enjoy it, well, then don't eat it. Chair sniffers just like to feel superior by memeing and following the trend.

>> No.12628846

Absolutely American.

>> No.12629038

>>12628794
The wrapped slices are not cheese tho

>> No.12629058

>>12628794
>American cheese has superior melting quality
Not anymore. After G3 bought majority share of Kraft those goddamn brazilians were somehow able to make all of Kraft's shitty products worse.
The cheese has been reformulated so much recently for cost-savings that it no longer has decent melting properties.

>> No.12629104

>>12627637
Do Americans?

>> No.12629244

>>12627992
That's what me it so fucking funny.