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What are some easy keto meals/snacks?

>> No.12610624

>>12610616
Just eat an entire pack of pepperoni like the animal you are

>> No.12610630

Just guzzle some cum whenever you feel hungry.

>> No.12610637

Cauliflower crusted ricin with hemlock coated wolfsbane roasted bacon, complimented with some cheese crisps dipped in mistletoe

Oh yeah and a bullet

>> No.12610672

Steak.
Low carb veggies.
Hard boiled eggs.

>> No.12610689

>>12610616
Just use lettuce instead of bread and eat normally.
Not keto myself, but that's what I see everyone else doing.

>> No.12610699

fajitas but with a raw cabbage leaf instead of a tortilla

>> No.12610713

>>12610689
>>12610699
good idea, I'm gonna pick up some lettuce and burger patties tomorrow.

>> No.12611706

>>12610616
A good easy dinner I've had a lot is diced chicken breast (or a couple salmon fillets) with baby spinach and smashed avocado with a bit of lemon juice and black pepper over the top.

>>12610689
>lettuce wrapped anything
As a ketofag I always just found this to be a pain in the arse, so I've never bothered after the first couple of times.

I'm a bit more lax now that I've dropped a fair few kg, and I find that I can comfortably get away with eating regular bread burgers or whatever if I mainly limit that carb intake to once a day.

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12611756

>>12610616
Minced beef
Cucumber (2x)
Cheese
200g Sour cream
Garlic
Salt and pepper
Burger seasoning

Slice up the cucumbers thinly
Salt the cucumbers
Add sour cream
Chop 2 or 3 garlic cloves
Mix together
Pepper on top

Then

Mix 1 tbsp of burger seasoning with the meat, add salt and pepper to taste
Create shapes of burgers
Get it on grill / try

>> No.12611947

>>12611756
Euros can't make good burgers.

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12612010

>>12611947
At least we have a working metric system you dumb cuck

>> No.12612031
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12612031

>keto

>> No.12614042

>>12612031
oh look it's this dude again, kill yourself

>> No.12614061

I hope you get nephritis. So fucking sick of hearing about 'keto'. I hope you get kidney stones and end up weak and die.

>> No.12614099

measure the protein in your piss and see if you've killed yourself yet. (Creatinine level)

>> No.12614120

>>12612010

Don't lower yourself by saying cuck. Americans use that term because they're all sister fucking morons. Don't.. join them.

>> No.12614172

>>12610672
>Veggies
Stop speaking like a toddler

>> No.12614189

>>12612031
way too late and the image is too basic
you really lost your touch

>> No.12614312

>>12614120
I’m A black American and I only fuck white girls

>> No.12614343

>>12610616
Possible not a Döner
https://kohlkanal.net/.media/057ada57f256dfd13cf3152d26ec7e95-videomp4.mp4

>> No.12614394

just got back from whole foods, got grass-fed burger patties and lettuce

>> No.12614769

>>12614061
Animal foods are the most nutrient dense foods you can eat, youre just a sugar addict, bread doesnt even look like food to me anymore.

>> No.12615904

>>12614769
Actually beans and nuts are the most nutrient dense