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[Anonymous No.12606016]

Buffet horror stories thread?

I went to an all you can eat breakfast buffet and a dude was casually standing in line and dipping his toast in the scrambled egg tray, taking a bite and then doing it over and over again.

[Anonymous No.12606027]

>>12606016
Don't have any horror stories because I'm not american.

[Anonymous No.12606028]

>>12606016
one time i was at a buffet. it was horrible. fat people and niggers everywhere fighting over crab legs and mudbugs

[Anonymous No.12606995]

Worst buffets are in places like Vegas or Reno during the vacation seasons when Chinese and jap tourists flood and have zero fucking manners regarding anything.

[Anonymous No.12607386]

This one's a good one from the memory box:
>Be me, 17yo high school student
>Be at an Asian buffet grill restaurant with my boomer dad for his birthday
>He lived in Thailand as a kid, and they had something at this restaurant that he hadn't eaten in 40 years
>He was hyped as fuck for it for a couple of weeks
>he had us both wear really nice suits even though it was a semi-casual restaurant
>We go there, and start off with that "well they did their best" kind of sushi from vietnamese asian restaurants as an appetiser
>Suddenly, a horde of about ten tards, a supervisor, and two people who I presume are wranglers enter the restaurant
>Oh no
>They made reservations, and the only reason the owners let those freaks in because the organisers paid double the price for everybody's buffet access fee
>Tards start acting like usual tards
>Nothing too bad yet, and my dad just ignores it, making a quiet joke to me about something, I can't remember exactly what
>We get some more food, and by the third or fourth course I decide to have that stuff he was hyped about, I think it was some kind of grilled shark meat dunked in broth
>My Dad takes his first couple bites
>He seems as happy as a child
>fat Tard walks over
>Starts harassing my dad
>I don't want to have him deal with this on his birthday
>I block the fat tard and try to push him away from my dad
>Tard rage
>Tard brawl, rest of them join in
>My arm gets broken
>My dad knocks one of the tards out
>Cops show up
>Everybody involved gets arrested
>One of the tards gets tazed
>Dad and me were let go on account of self defense
>Supervisor had to pay for our meal and my hospital bills

Shit was wild

[Anonymous No.12607396]

>>12607386
This was one of the least interesting stories I've ever read on this website. Please don't post again.

[Anonymous No.12607404]

>>12607386
I can empathise. My wife and I went out for a spontaneous meal about a week ago and two tards and their wranglers showed up. One of the tards spent twenty minutes howling like a dog. It was awful.