Capsaicin

[Anonymous No.12587555]

>at friends house for fourth of july
>all shitfaced making pipe bombs in the kitchen
>his sister left her pepperspray on the counter
>decide to wipe some off the nozzle and try it, pleasantly spicy
>hold a toastchee over the sink and give it a good spray
>eat half of the cracker before spitting it out
>queue me and everyone in the room having a violent coughing fit

10/10 but i'd suggest letting it sit after spraying to evaporate the alcohol base, tasted like isopropyl alcohol back when I used to drink it

How do you anons like to spice up your food?

[Anonymous No.12587645]

>>12587555

[Anonymous No.12587655]

drinking isopropynol wont make you drunk

[Anonymous No.12587661]

>>12587655
Partially correct. It won't make you drunk if you drink more than 200ml. Because you will be so drunk that you die.

fucking dumb normie faggot i bet you've never even ingested harsh chemical solvents

[Anonymous No.12587672]

>>12587555
So you knew the didn't have her pepperspray on her and you didn't take the change to rape her?
I bet that wasn't the only nasty cracker you and the boys shared that night, fag.

[Anonymous No.12587680]

>>12587661
Never tried it, have better liquors, but yeah supposedly much stronger than ethanol. Also, it would seem it should cause helluva hangover, does it?

[Anonymous No.12587706]

>>12587672
After getting a taste of her pepperspray I mentioned that slut would get a broken nose on top of it if she used that shit on me

>>12587680
Causes a fair hangover but nowhere near as bad as Four Loko. The real awful part about it is that it metabolizes into acetone which you then exhale with your every breath for the next 1-3 days depending on the volume consumed, and your boyfriend won't want to kiss you because it tastes bitter. Exhaling the stuff is god awful.

Oh and it also completely destroys your stomach lining. Nowadays i can barely hold down a twelve pack without barfing and if I take an ibuprofen my innards burn for a day or two.

4/10 would not recommend

[Anonymous No.12587756]

>>12587706
How did you start that habit?

[Anonymous No.12587766]

I got peppersprayed once. It was one of the most miserable experiences of my life.

[Anonymous No.12587768]

>>12587766
Did it kill your boner?

[Anonymous No.12587782]

>>12587756
Polysubstance abuse. I've abused every single drug you can name, barring crack. Anything to get me fucked enough to not feel/understand the pain for a few hours. It was the only thing around except for benadryl and diphenhydramine gets old quick, and I couldn't get access to normal alcohol at the time. So I used it to supplement my chemical diet, come down from coke/amphetamines, mix with xanax, etc. Really wish I had never touched the stuff, it's been more than a year and I still suffer stomach pains and nausea. Doubt it's the only reason but still.

>>12587766
did you still get laid

[Anonymous No.12587799]

>>12587782
Congrats on still being alive.

[Anonymous No.12587801]

>>12587782
>every single drug you can name
Ever tried Propofol?
That was my favourite back in the day, but it's a bit of a niche drug. Doesn't get you high either, just puts you to sleep, which suited me perfectly.
Also, by far the worst pain I have ever experienced was missing the vein with it.

[Anonymous No.12587805]

>>12587799
thanks

>>12587801
Never had the pleasure. I can imagine missing the shot would be mighty spicy, since it's a functional and structural analog to menthol. Did it feel like biting into a York Peppermint Patty?

also how the fuck did you get it wasn't that shit used to put people down for surgery

[Anonymous No.12587810]

>>12587805
It felt like someone had stabbed me with a sparkler, but less festive.

[Anonymous No.12587850]

>>12587810
That sounds downright patriotic.