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12587517 No.12587517 [Reply] [Original]

Welcome to McDonalds! what can I get for you on this fine day?

>> No.12587578

>>12587517
A blowjob, topless, with your arms behind your head

>> No.12587582

>>12587517
3 piece spicy chickenjoy with a peach mango pie and upgrade to pineapple juice.

>> No.12587591

Go in the cooler where I will rape you

>> No.12587599

>yes id like a big mac, a large fry and an extra large fry
>sorry we dont sell extra large anymore
>no an EXTRA large fry
>yes sir im sorry large is as high as we go
>no no an ADDITIONAL large fry
Worse drive thru experience ever

>> No.12587604
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>>12587517
Ching Chong Gook Eyeballs fuck off

>> No.12587621

meth please

>> No.12587662

>>12587599
>yes id like a bic mac, and two large fries.
Autism treating you right?

>> No.12587778

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

>> No.12588526
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12588526

>Hello Good morning Ma'am/Sir, Welcome to JOLLIBEE. May I take your order?

>> No.12588596

Yes I'll have an order of both your armpits, served lukewarm after a long day of working in the kitchen. lightly salted, please.

>> No.12588608

>>12587578
>im 12 and this makes me sound like a grownup

>> No.12588977

>>12588608
>t. dumb bitch who doesn't know how a man likes his blowjobs
also, look down at my balls the whole time and try to talk while you're suckin' it

>> No.12588981

get me the Orange Fool, extra N-meg :)

>> No.12588992
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>>12588526
Why is the Jollibee mascot framed like it's staring straight back at Chris Hansen?

>> No.12589004

>>12587599
A large fry.yes sir. A large fry. So two large fries? Yes.
Anything else? Another large fry!
So three large fries? Yes
Anything else?
Another large fry!

>> No.12589017

>>12588526
oh god yes strong erection

>> No.12589020

>>12588526
Your hand in marriage.

>> No.12590464

>>12587517
Is anyone besides me getting an uncanny valley vibe from this girl? She's cute and all, but vaguely fake looking. Maybe she just over did it with the makeup.

>> No.12591129

>>12590464
probably south korean, too much makeup, bad lighting, oversaturation.

>> No.12591737

>>12591129
That's probably it. I was thinking maybe someone had posed one of those sex dolls in a McDonald's uniform but she doesn't have the obscenely huge knockers those things usually have.

>> No.12591748
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12591748

>>12588526
Fuck off with you Jollibee pag pag.

>> No.12591750
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>>12588526
Fuck off with the pag pag, shill.

>> No.12591754
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>>12588526
You may not take my order.

>> No.12591764

>>12587517
Submit to the power of the big white cock you gook whore

>> No.12593079

>>12587582
basado

>> No.12593244

none of these women look even remotely Filipino wtf

>> No.12593301

Do they dance or give you a hug if you give a big tip? Just curious.

>> No.12593475

>>12587517
BE MY GF FOR FULL HOUR 120.

IN ROOM SERVICE PREFERRED.

BB Bare bacck No condom.

>> No.12593503

>>12593475
Why would you have unprotected sex with someone who would agree to that? Are you in that subculture that intentionally seeks HIV infections?

>> No.12593520

>>12593503
It was suppose to be a joke. The response was autistic on purpose as that is what the OP wanted and expected from this board anyways.

>> No.12593640

>>12593520
Stop behaving according to others' wills. Find your own willpower, and exert in on the world. "Be the change," except less gay and more Imperialist.
Don't even let me tell you what to do. But I hope I've inspired you to do what YOU want.

>> No.12593700

>>12588526
I wanna lick her cheeks

>> No.12593701

>>12587517
I will take the tuna.

>> No.12593760

>>12587517
Uuuuuh... Let me get uuuuuuuh....

>> No.12593858

>>12593640
What I want is to fucc her

>> No.12593948

>>12593640
Cringe

>> No.12593952

>>12587517
Mcpussy no ketchup

>> No.12595256

>>12593952
not available without a chad coupon

>> No.12595280

>>12587662

>he thinks two large fries is the same as a large fry and an extra large fry

t. Yuropoor who can't count to extra large.

>> No.12595599

>>12588526
Putang ina mo

>> No.12595780

>>12593760
upvoted

>> No.12596908

cute

>> No.12597481

>>12587517
Suck mee

>> No.12599165

Bump

>> No.12599175

>>12587517
A nip couldn't pronounce most of those words.

>> No.12599185

>>12588526
She's cute

>> No.12599300
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>>12587517

>> No.12599446

>>12588526
Sasha Grey..someone should rescue her from the Philippines..jeez..what a joy

>> No.12601251

>>12599300
sasakichan a cute

>> No.12601893

>>12588526
Directions to the nearest McDonald's. Not falling for your pag shit again.

>> No.12601994

>>12588526
Looks like a trap.