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Where is the Jollibee thread?

>> No.12585977
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Those threads are not allowed because (((they))) know the bee wants to set us free.

>> No.12586018

Please fuck my ass Jollibee
Please sir, please Mr. Jollibee
Put your big fat COCK in my ass

>> No.12586031

>>12585963
Jollibee©
>Jollibee©
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>Jollibee©

Jollibee©
>Jollibee©
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>Jollibee©

Jollibee©
>Jollibee©

>> No.12586493

>>12586018
I want a giant female worker Jollibee© to sting me in the ass with her modified ovipositor stinger. After she punctures the inner wall of my rectum, I'll watch her pull away, shrieking in pain and bleeding ketchup as her digestive tract, made of giant strands of Jolly Spaghetti™ and covered in hot dog meat sauce, separates from her body along with the stinger, which is pumping frosty purple yam ice cream into my sphincter. She beats her crispy breaded Chickenjoy™ wings furiously, showering the area with stale grease, as she tries to fly back to the hive, but her gaping ass wound where her stinger used to bee is too deep, and she flops down on the ground, hyperventilating and sweating gravy from every pore. I'll watch her gasp and spasm like the chunk of flan in a halo-halo as she bleeds out the last of her ketchup blood onto the parched ground and then fall down on top of her, her stinger still filling me with frosty fun, and start paradoxically undressing as hypothermia begins to kill me from the inside out.

>> No.12586503

Would you friend the bee /ck/?

>> No.12586509

>>12586503
No spoilers here, friend.

>> No.12586581

>>12586493
Based, very very based.

>> No.12586590

>>12586493
Outstanding

>> No.12586879

>>12586493
I love you

>> No.12586928

there's a jolibee 10 min away and it's pretty rare so i want to try it. what should i get /ck/?

>> No.12587255

redpill me on Palabok Fiesta /ck/

>> No.12587266

>>12586928
chickenjoy looks like the only edible thing on the menu

>> No.12587486
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>>12586493
How one anon can become so based, I do not know. But you did it anon!

>> No.12587511
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>>12585963

Chick enjoy? I would enjoy this chick for sure

>> No.12588492
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based 'BEEposter

>> No.12588519

>>12586493
More posts like this make me love 4chan long time

>> No.12588525

>>12586493
9.5/10. Bless you.

>> No.12588534

>>12585963
Jollibee shitposting was so 2 weeks ago. We have moved on