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12582793 No.12582793 [Reply] [Original]

Oi you lot, it's America's birthday today so we should be nice. Say something positive and pleasant about ameribros and their amerinosh or else. I'll start

>American diner breakfasts are fucking lush also fried chicken mashed potatoes and that weird milk gravy is the business, I'll have a biscuit on their if you've got one as well.

>> No.12582804

Dame los gibs, guey
Ayaiyiyiyiyi
>*rolls r excessively*
Aha!

>> No.12582810

you use meme arrow incorrectly you retard

>> No.12582828
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>>12582793
Thanks OP, we really like our birthday, fireworks and grilled food with family fuck yeah.
Hot dogs, brats, burgers, sloppy joes, all manner of backyard fare will be eaten by the truckload nationwide tomorrow, and I love every second of it. I'm gonna gorge, set off questionable explosives, and drink until I pass out, just like God intended.

>> No.12582840

>>12582793
stop pretending to be british

>> No.12582859

>>12582840

I am 100% British my idiotic friend, now say summat nice or I'll kick your fucking head in.

>> No.12582928

>>12582793
Their plastic cheese melts now and is the pride of Wisconsin.

>> No.12582940

>>12582828
Fuck yeah anon, I live in California and as it turns out most of the people here don’t like fireworks. There’s this place called San Bernardino though, and it’s got just enough lawlessness that fireworks fire all over the city regardless of the extreme laws surrounding fireworks.

It is God’s one gift to California.

>> No.12582950

>>12582940
SB is a whole county
Come to chino, I'll buy you a beer

>> No.12583065

>>12582950
San Bernardino the city m8

>> No.12583181

California needs to break off from the US.. literally. With an earthquake. That kills 99% of the population. Fuckin waste of skin.

>> No.12583187

>>12582859
Go eat some full english breakfast then down some greasy fish and chips you fat limey.

>> No.12583332

>>12583187

Well that's not very nice is it? Why is America do grumpy on its birthday?

>> No.12583572

>>12582793
Nah we don't deserve it honestly

t. Ameribro

>> No.12584053

>>12582793
america is full of barely literate obese retards

>> No.12584095

I am celebrating Trump today. Can’t wait for him to win in 2020.

>> No.12584155

>>12584095
You have to go back.gif

>> No.12584184

KAG 4 more years of our last taste of true Americanism.

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>>12582804
>>12582810
>>12582828
>>12582859
>>12582928
>>12583572
>>12584053
>>12584095

>> No.12584234

>>12583181
if there is any way to kill the population but keep the land i'm for it
hunt down all their migrants in the surrounding states as well

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>>12584224
The fuck you quote me for in that, fuck you mine was the only genuinely positive post.

>> No.12584298

>>12584155
have sex

>> No.12584306

>>12582828
>I'm gonna gorge, set off questionable explosives, and drink until I pass out,
Sounds like a normal Thursday.

>> No.12584314

>>12584234
Neutron bomb, baby. Gotta save that infrastructure

>> No.12584331

>>12584306
Not with the explosives it isn't, faggot.
That's for special occasions like today.

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>>12582793
Bongs are even more whiny than usual today because today is the day they got their asses kicked by the greatest country in the world. USA USA USA!!!!!

>> No.12584343

I always had a weakness for your negro "jive" music.
Thanks, Amercunts!

>> No.12584363

>>12584337
>July 4 was the day we KICKED THE BRITISH'S ASS!
Is this what they actually teach children in American schools now?

>> No.12584368

>>12584363
Seething

>> No.12584376

>>12584368
Oh my god. You literally think July 4, 1776 was the date of a military victory, and that's what we're celebrating. That's adrorable.

>> No.12584383

>>12584363
It's our independence day, you illiterate rotten-toothed remnant of a dead empire.

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It's the Fourth, I'm not going to spend it on a cooking board getting mad at lowly foreigners.
Time to go blow shit up, eat/drink and be merry.
Get off 4chan for the day.

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12584407

Gumbo is breddy gud

>> No.12584412

>>12584383
Nope, sorry, turns out July 4th was the Battle of Yorktown, the day the US defeated the British. This is the new Made Great American History, deal with it.

>> No.12585773

Is cheesecake American? Somebody should get a Nobel prize for inventing that.

>> No.12585827

>>12585773
An ancient form of cheesecake may have been a popular dish in ancient Greece even prior to Romans' adoption of it with the conquest of Greece. The earliest attested mention of a cheesecake is by the Greek physician Aegimus (5th century BCE), who wrote a book on the art of making cheesecakes (πλαkουντοποιιkόν σύγγραμμα—plakountopoiikon sungramma).

>> No.12585866

As an American, the best part about our food is the decadence. In every sense of the word. Cheap food and plenty of variety means we cab eat however much of whatever we want. However, that makes me hate the slobby blobs who only consume chicken nuggets and fries with fucking mayo and ketchup. I thank the Lord that he didn't curse me with Retarded Tongue syndrome; just autism. God bless America, and God bless the food from other countries that we steal.

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>>12585866
> However, that makes me hate the slobby blobs who only consume chicken nuggets and fries with fucking mayo and ketchup.

DID SOMEONE SAY MAYOCHUP?