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Did someone say MAYOCHUP?

>> No.12582261

No. No one said it.

>> No.12582300

>>12582256
I'm so happy 2 c sum Ret and Link

>> No.12582303

>>12582256
Mayochup is pretty tasty though. Mayocue sounds horrendous tho.

>> No.12582311
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>>12582256
Soy boy detected

>> No.12582336

>>12582256
I learned that this faggot and his friend literally got vasectomies recently. you couldn't make this shit up.

>> No.12582529

>>12582256
Did I not notice the open mouth thing before or is this a new phenomenon?

>> No.12582533

>>12582256

I don't speak Corpenese.

>> No.12582549

>>12582303
It's nice with chicken.

>> No.12582568

>>12582311
Rhett and Link are about as opposite from soi as you can possibly go

>> No.12582578

what the fuck is kranch?

like its half ranch, but what condiment starts with "kra"

>> No.12582589
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>>12582568
what the FUCK are you talking about?

>> No.12582592

I use Mayotard as a sandwich spread

>> No.12582596

>>12582256
"kranch" has to be the most unappetizing name for anything ever

>> No.12582686

>>12582589
They already have kids don’t they

>> No.12582688

>>12582596
Reminds me of Krampus

>> No.12582698

>>12582589
WHY THE FUCK are their mouths open all the time JESUS

>> No.12582733

>>12582578
Kratchup

Keep up

>> No.12582769

>>12582256
Fuck that tastes like shit. Ketchup and sour cream tho

>> No.12582809

>>12582303
isn't that just chic-fil-a sauce?

>> No.12582824

>>12582589
>>12582336
What's wrong with that?

>> No.12582836
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12582836

call it soy but this shit is delicious

>> No.12582958

>>12582589
they have wives and kids and they don't want more kids, so what?

>> No.12582962

Why do people buy pre-blended sauces when they could just buy the two sauces individuallly, blend it themselves, and still have access to the non-blended versions?

>> No.12582966

>>12582836
I bet soyboys love it.

>> No.12582976

>>12582836
i've eyeballed that shit but I use too much mayo to be getting a tiny 5 dollar jar

>> No.12582978

>>12582962
>thinking I'm going to waste time blending things when there are new MCU movies to watch
oof

>> No.12582979

>>12582836
There are better, healthier indie sauce brands than Sir Kensington's. Please don't buy from them. It tastes like shit. They use too much vinegar.

>> No.12582995

>>12582300
>>12582568
>>12582824
>>12582958
do you people actually watch these retarded e-celebs? all they do is scream, overreact and make silly faces for the children watching their videos.

>> No.12583148

>>12582995
they eat interesting food

>> No.12583555

>>12582824
Give me one reason why its a good thing

>> No.12583560

>>12583555
All pussy no responsibility.

Did we really have to spell it out for you?

>> No.12583574
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12583574

>non-Utahns finally discover fry sauce
>fuck the name up
Fry sauce is not for soiboys. It is for honest, God fearing, blue collar men.

>> No.12583662

we have this in the UK, we call it burger sauce

>> No.12584405
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>>12582256
for me it's kranch

>> No.12584497

>>12584405
BASED

>> No.12584527
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>>12582256
Mayomust goes great on sandwiches.

>> No.12584532

>>12584527
Yeah, I really like Mayotard. It goes great with Black Forest Ham on some Jewish Rye with some Cluassens.

>> No.12584537

>>12584405
based dry thumb

>> No.12584539
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>>12584405
>kranch
More like retch-up!
Ama rite, /ck/?

>> No.12584550

>>12584527
>>12584532
I like it with Turkey and Havarti on Brioche

>> No.12584553

>>12583560
said like a true soyboy

>> No.12584580

>>12583555
Nice trips, but I'm sure this poster a christfag and thus has no room to be cringing at anything. 9/10 times they're the only ones who get triggered at people not wanting kids.

>> No.12584779

>>12582256
>Kranch

kek i'm guessing Retchup didn't sound so good. sounds spot on for all of them though.

>> No.12584855
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>>12582958
Pull out or use condoms. Is using condoms only for non-married couples or something?

>> No.12584988

>>12584855
Until that fails, then you have to get an abortion or just deal with spawning a shitspurter.

>> No.12585048

Only cum guzzling fags like mayo. Just jizz on your own sandwich if you like to eat white creamy so much

>> No.12585073
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>>12582995
Stop being a whiny incel lamo seeeeth bitc

>> No.12585113

>>12582256
Reminder that the soy face posts are a psyop aimed at emasculating western men

>> No.12585117

>>12584539
Reminder that clown world is a psyop designed to make western men more indifferent

>> No.12585134

>>12585117
Nigger, intellectuals like myself stopped giving a shit before the end of the Bush administration. It's all going to shit no matter what, and I win, because I'm not going to be sad when it does.

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>>12582698
They want to be ready to accept brown cock at any time.

>> No.12585163

>>12585134
>>12585117
>>12585113
take it to >>>/pol/
you incels

>> No.12585226

>>12582976
I've had the plain mayo from kensington's a few times and can tell you it's worth it. All of those organic or floofy mayo brands are pretty tasty imo compared to hellman's.

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12585233

lol whitpypo be like this sauce is so spicy and tasty

>> No.12585245

>>12583574
Based and Utah pilled

>> No.12585346

>>12585163
Seethe

>> No.12585363

>>12585233
I bet that faggot doesn’t even speak Spanish.

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>>12584855
Lol that image

>> No.12585730

>>12584855
Too bad her face is pig ugly

>> No.12585816

>>12584553
Soyboys don't get pussy you insufferable shut-in. However, a vasectomy is still—at best—an Alpha Cuck move, since it robs you of the ability to pass on your own genes.

>> No.12585847

>>12585233
I once asked a Vietnamese lady who ran a Japanese restaurant for the spiciest thing they had. She tried to talk me down, saying even they (Charlies) thought it was spicy. I can handle ghost pepper sauce, so I thought it couldn't be that bad; that she was trying to wypipo me.
It tasted so good, and I cried so hard from the heat. God damn. Shitskins and yellowbacks really mask the flavors of their cuisine too fucking much. Just put the delicious fucking peppers into the food, not on top.
Why can only Mediterraneans cook well?

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12585864

why the FUCK would you buy premixed sauces. why not just mix them yourself

>> No.12586326

>>12585864
Quadraplegic, for one thing.

>> No.12586349

>>12585864
You spend twice as much

>> No.12586358

>>12584580
What's wrong with not wanting kids?

>> No.12586379

>>12582836
You at least have the balls to put it up on the conveyor belt.

>> No.12586404

>>12582589
They're showing off the difference in the sizes of their mouths... How else are you supposed to do it dumbass?

>> No.12586428

>>12584527
>160 calories per serving
Your food isn't so bland and disgusting that you have to put pure oil on it to taste good, right?

>> No.12586568

>>12586358
Nothing. But hivemind drone christfags get triggered and spout soy memes about anyone who doesn't.

>> No.12586623

>>12583148
>>12585073
End your lives. I'm serious.

>> No.12586652

>>12583574
I think you mean Zax sauce minus the zing

>> No.12586656

>>12586404
By kissong me on the lips of course!

>> No.12586707

>>12582256
>Still no MayoTardChup sauce yet

Fuck

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12586808

Are there people in this fucking thread that don't think Rhett and Link are primo soi boys?

That's literally their entire persona

I'm fairly fucking positive Link's wife cuckolds him

>> No.12586911

>>12583662
Thats called a Marie Rose sauce and is very common with prawns

Once again, British culinary inventions stolen by other inferior cultures. See lasagna and poutine

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>>12582836
>sriracha anything

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>>12582589
>mfw those are actually real people who were on national TV
I always thought that the anti-soi memes were just circlejerkery

>> No.12587323

>>12584405
should have spent your money on lotion faggit