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>> No.12580879 [DELETED] 

>>12580875
ching chong ching chong

>> No.12580898

>>12580875
This picture makes me hard as fuck for some reason.

>> No.12581066

What makes this picture so good bros?
Is it the facial expression?
The tsunami of rice?

>> No.12581150

>>12580875
Is there a video behind this or what?

>> No.12581162

This is a very satisfying picture and I don't know why.

>> No.12581164

>>12581150
It's a plastic gag gift that's popular in china, for exactly photos like these.

>> No.12581192

>>12581150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=160&v=B0wUNqespvE

>> No.12581199

>>12581192
tfw no jp bf

>> No.12581208

>>12581199
but most of them are the dicklets. :(

>> No.12581236

>>12581066
it's the two kettles

>> No.12581239

>>12581208
they're so cute I don't even care

>> No.12581245

>>12581239
yeah they would fail stimulating my prostate. Only one option is fucking them cuz they are small and submissive.

>> No.12581248
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>>12581208
>be me
>non jap
>still dicklet
:(

>> No.12581251

>>12581208
You gotta go for the bald faceless ones, they're hung.

>> No.12581255

>>12581239
do roasties really?

>> No.12581280

>>12581251
>faceless
why?

>> No.12581284

>>12581248
Sorry :(

>> No.12581322
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>>12581255

>> No.12581345

>>12581251
but twitter is full of hung chinese twinks jerking it in the middle of a library

>> No.12581353

>>12581345
proofs

>> No.12581422

>>12581353
twitter / qbc3450986138

>> No.12581448

>>12581422
nice, but why faceless when his twitter profile shows his face?

>> No.12581460

>>12581422
How are people around him so nonchalant about it?

>> No.12581465

>>12581353
You wish. Search the porn sites I'm sure there's some there.

>> No.12581474

>>12581465
There are less than 10% of them having a big dick. very small numbers

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>>12581208
What?

>> No.12581486

>>12581460
not always
https://twitter.com/zhengjie521/status/1125076045864943616

>> No.12581514

>>12581484
>FRENCHED
hon hon hon

>> No.12581529

>>12581486
Why is this a thing

>> No.12581538 [DELETED] 

>>12581422
>>12581486
Interesting... Almost all hung asians are gay. I totally believe it because the studies confirms that the average penis size of the homosexual men are larger than heterosexual men. This explains why there are too many blacks being gay, and the penis length have a big impact on gay men's self esteem, the receiver's prostate, and gay communities. I had a gay roommate. He is really hung and always bought different men everytime. Most of them are hung as well.

my two cents.

>> No.12581543

>>12581538
How often did you suck his dick?

>> No.12581545

>>12581538
>I had a gay roommate. He is really hung and always bought different men everytime. Most of them are hung as well.
how did you know how hung he/his hookups were?

>> No.12581546

>>12581543
I did once cuz I am not gay. My wife is overly jealous of this.

>> No.12581552

>>12581546
did you swallow?

>> No.12581555

>>12581545
He told me. Sometimes the details. Everytime when I heard it, I was just groaned

>> No.12581556

>>12581484
Why are Americans dicklets, even though they have the highest proportion of blacks aside from Africa?

>> No.12581562

>>12581556
just imagine the dick of a boomer

>> No.12581569

>>12581556
Obesity makes your penis smaller.

>> No.12581570

>>12581556
Circumcision

>> No.12581578

>>12581570
kek

>>12581529
probably because its hot

>> No.12581594

>>12581552
a bit. I just spitted most of them. they tastea bit sweeter. He always eats pineapple - I guess he can please other men with his sweet semen.

>> No.12581616

>>12581569
Are you saying I could gain an inch if I lost half my weight?

>> No.12581623

>>12581616
absolutely, some fatasses have enough fupa that there isn't any dick to measure

>> No.12581644

>>12581208
Being a dicklet, or loving a dicklet, is a solved problem with modern technology. For woman or for man, tool assisted orgasms are significantly superior to traditional intercourse.

>> No.12581680

>>12581623
Aren't they supposed to measure down to the bone, though?

>> No.12581687

>>12581192
This video is comfy

>> No.12581758

>>12581680
yes, and?

>> No.12583652

>>12581248
how long? if above 5" shut the fuck up

>> No.12583666

>>12581556
You do know that the BBC thing is just pornshit, right?

>> No.12583669

>>12581538
Incredible dicklet cope.

>> No.12583672

>>12581251
>faceless
what?

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>>12580875

>> No.12583688
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>>12581484
That chart was made by a dicklet for coping purposes

No way so many people are running around with such small penus

>> No.12583706

>>12583688
Stop watching porn

>> No.12583906

>>12581484
I'm interested as to the sample size of these studies. Not once have the dick police came to my house to measure my cock.

>> No.12583917

>>12580898
have sex

>> No.12583918

>>12581486
Wow!

>> No.12583921

>>12583688
>t.dicklet cuckold

>> No.12584024

imagine the smell

>> No.12584043

>>12583652
kek

>> No.12584211

>>12580875
Wow, big bowl of lucky charms

>> No.12584235

>>12581484
You can't compare the US to Japan.
Japan is an ethnostate whilst the US is a mongrel state.
White people still have bigger dicks than Japs.

>> No.12584247

>the picture is fake
What the FUCK bros. This is no longer kino.

>> No.12584716

>>12580875
fake and gay.

if the rice was in motion, there'd be motion blur.

awesome pic though.

>> No.12584987

>>12584716

With a high speed flash and a dslr no you could have this type of pic. It's obviously a funny fake because of the size of the pan.

>> No.12585039

>>12583652
4"

>> No.12585052
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>>12584247
Japs are natural-born con-artists. What else is knew.

>> No.12585121

>>12585039
ok thats not very good but at least not a micropeen, I doubt most girls would even mention it

>> No.12585158

>>12580875
in china this plastic prop is actually what they eat lmao

>> No.12585171
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>>12581616
When I was 18 I weight 121 pounds and had a 6.8' dick.
Now I'm 202 pounds because of fat and it's only 6.1' now at 28.
Just started at gym because I can't take this fat anymore.

>> No.12585187

>>12581616
>>12585171
You only lose up to half an inch from your fat pad unless you're like a boulder.

>> No.12585225
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>>12581484
Welp, time to go to France!

>> No.12585239

>>12581556
Retard

>> No.12585244 [DELETED] 

>>12584235
Burger cope is so fucking juicy

Your dick is smaller than the average nip, just accept it faggot

>> No.12585251

>>12583669
>t. seething dicklet

>> No.12585252

>>12585244
I'm not a burger and my dick is 6.3 inches.

>> No.12585297

>>12583906
Actually, they just extrapolate the data gathered during penis inspection day.

>> No.12585300

>>12585171
I'm sitting at 290 lbs. right now and I can lose almost half of that. If things go as planned, I can reach the 6.5 inch master race.

>> No.12585322 [DELETED] 
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12585322

Niggers:
>Ooga booga wyte boi with yo small dick my dick be 10 times larger than yours, white women love this shit we taking yo womens
White people:
>fucking dumb niggers, too stupid to do anything else so all you do is "muh dick" around all day, fucking retarded monkeys
Also white people:
>hehe fucking Asians with their micropeens, have fun never pleasuring any woman ever, that's why Asian women love white guys because our dicks are bigger haha

Common boys admit it.

>> No.12585338

>>12585322
The thing is, statistically black people & white people have the same average penis size of 5.5 inches (with different standard deviations) whilst Asians are significantly smaller than both at like 4.9 inches (Japs).
The main problem with niggers is they have nothing whatsoever going for them, they're dumb and they have the same size dicks.
White people are smart and have the biggest dicks in the world.

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>>12581484
>tfw no Korean gf who won't be disappointed by my size