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I recently learnt mussels don't have brains so an gonna try some tonight. Am I going to immediately start throwing up/shitting myself?

>> No.12578497

>>12578494
You will be teleported to reddit, bitch

>> No.12578503

>>12578497
Be honest. When was the last time you had sex?

>> No.12578506

>>12578503
37 years ago

>> No.12578507

That’s a strange choice. Seafood is notorious for both tasting funky and poisoning people even those who have been eating our furry and scaly friends for a long time.

May I suggest starting your foray into eating killed things with something that will likely go down easier, like bacon and eggs, fried rice with ham in it, or lasagne with ground beef etc.

>> No.12578512

>>12578507
I am only eating it cause it's not sentient. Got them from Sainsbury's yesterday

>> No.12578521

>>12578512
You could use the same logic to justify eating a Trump supporter

>> No.12578527

mussles, what the fuck nigga

>> No.12578537

>>12578512
Actually I have an idea how about smoked salmon on a bagel?

>> No.12578557
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>>12578521

>> No.12578568
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eating mussels, not gonna make it. your gonna need meat from animals with brains and families to survive the apocalypse

>> No.12578570
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>>12578521
come on man don't

>> No.12578578

>>12578494
Hey man I'll cut a cow head off now that got no brain too

>> No.12578603
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>>12578570
>Oxford student
>8/10
>the confidence to say that
>gf who indulges his degenerate fantasies

How is that man not a gigachad?

>> No.12578621

>>12578603
Yeah man like how my wife is willing to get creampied by Jerome and then tie me to the bed and stand over me and let Jamal's cum drip onto my face. And I have the confidence to say so. I don't know what I did to be so blessed. I guess I'm gigachad.

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12578634

Well I'm having them. Not impressed at all really, feel slightly sick. What a meme.

>> No.12578645

>>12578497
fpbp
kys op

>> No.12578652

>>12578634
Im not surprised theyre an acquired taste for meat eaters let alone human rabbits like you

>> No.12578660

>>12578634
Did you cook it in so-y? That's the only way it'll taste good to you.

>> No.12578681

>>12578634
try salt and pepper, and chhyanne pepper

>> No.12578691

>>12578634
If not having a brain is your litmus test, try lobster or crab or shrimp. They're literally ocean cockroaches and they're delicious

>> No.12578697

>>12578681
Thanks

I had a light sprinkling of salt and oregano (recipe says parsley, didn't have any). Think I should have added it before the white wine vinegar as well

>> No.12578699

>>12578634
>meatcucks think this is food
wew

>> No.12578787

>>12578494
I hope so

>> No.12578803

>>12578521
here's your reddit gold

>> No.12578819
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>>12578521
Based

>> No.12578856

>>12578819

>let me erase deficit
>repeals Glass-Steagall
What did Clinton mean by this bros

>> No.12578862

>>12578634
maybe you should prepare them the proper way?
Search for moules marinieres recipe.

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>>12578521

>> No.12578872

>>12578819
cringe

>> No.12578930

>>12578872
>>12578864
>>12578803
>>12578570
>>12578557
Samefag Cheetotard Autist

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>>12578930
thanks for your contribution

>> No.12579112

>>12578521
Can you really stay this angry for another 5 years?

>> No.12579557

>>12579112
Yes, but fortunately we won't have to ;) Magatards literally btfo!

>> No.12579922

>>12578494
So you haven’t cooked anything good in nearly a decade, and now you’re jumping straight to mussels? Make sure you look up some good recipes and actually try to make something good, mussels alone are pretty fishy tasting, and if you overdo it you’ll have a rubbery fishy pile of shit.

>> No.12579934

>>12578521
When people get called newfags or told to go to a different website, sometimes it’s arbitrary and the perpetrator is the newfag. In this case, you are absolutely a newfag, and your presence on this board makes it reek of /reddit/. Please stop your autism posting.

>> No.12579945

>>12578521
Based

>> No.12579947

>>12578603
He probably is compared to everyone posting in this thread. He's not a desperate terrified pessimist hidden away behind a lack of username, he posted his face and everything. He's not anon, he's a real person. I bet he's extremely successful right now and has peace of mind due to embracing morally competent ideas and principles too. What a fucker

>> No.12579954

Mussels have neuroclusters that serve them as a CNS, so they ARE sentient.
It's not vegetarian or even pescetarian.

>> No.12579986

>>12578634
So you didn't buy them fresh then

>> No.12580020

>>12578507
>likely go down easier
>bacon
>ham
>beef
>go down easier

either joking or bait (that I have successfully taken, clearly)

>> No.12580329

>>12578634
THAT KEYBOARD WHAT IN THE FUCK

>> No.12580351

Congrats? Why do you faggots think we give a fuck what you do or don’t eat?

>> No.12580354

>>12580020
Does bacon and eggs or beef make you throw up you absolute retard?

>> No.12580363

>>12580020
>bacon, ham, and beef are less normal than a muscle that some retard fried in oil
Found the retard

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>>12578634
>frying (presumably pre-shucked and frozen) loose mussels in oil
Objectively the worst way to eat them outside of deep-frying, holy shit. How do you manage to fuck this up, all you need to do is gently stew them in their shells (so ACTUAL fresh mussels) for a short while in some water, with some white wine and veggies if you so desire. It's impossible to mess them up that way because their shells don't open until they're perfectly cooked. Then eat them with a dipping sauce, like a whiskey sauce.

>> No.12580829

No, I had some after over ten years of being a full vegan and it didn't make me feel sick, it just tasted gross.

>> No.12580851

>>12580020
I'll grant that greasy slices of bacon or a juicy rare steak might not be the best entry level meat dishes for someone worried they might not handle it well, but you'd have to be an utter genetic dead end if you can't stomache a light ham sandwich