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Anonymous Tue Jul 2 23:47:56 2019 No.12576945 [Reply] [Original]

Why does aloe vera water make me shit like crazy?

Anonymous Tue Jul 2 23:52:39 2019 No.12576956

>>12576945
Because it's literally a laxative?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aloin#Effects
>Once ingested, aloin increases peristaltic contractions in the colon, which induces bowel movements. Aloin also prevents the colon from re-absorbing water from the gastrointestinal tract, which leads to softer stools. This effect is caused by aloin's opening of chloride channels of the colonic membrane. In higher doses, these effects may lead to electrolyte imbalance, diarrhea, and abdominal pain, which are common side-effects of the drug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 00:08:41 2019 No.12577003 >>12576945 Aloe Vera is often used as a laxative

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 00:19:03 2019 No.12577020 >>12576945 Maybe because your a homo that's been having too much buttsecks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 00:21:24 2019 No.12577031 >>12577020 It's a laxative, dummy. If you drink a bottle of it and don't get diarrhea you probably have some seriously fucked up constipation problems going on with your bowels.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 00:31:04 2019 No.12577066 >>12576956 >>12577003 >>12577031 Aloin is banned by the FDA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 00:33:06 2019 No.12577074 >>12577031 Or maybe my pelvic floor just hasn't been destroyed by big black cock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 00:34:13 2019 No.12577081 >>12576945 You're only supposed to drink a few ounces of it at a time LMAO. Did you drink that entire thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 00:38:46 2019 No.12577100 >>12577066 You're not allowed to sell aloin as a medical treatment. Aloe vera is still available and that's where aloin comes from.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 00:39:29 2019 No.12577102 >>12577081 I had three liters or two very large bottles

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 00:39:43 2019 No.12577105 >>12577066 >Implying everyone lives in your shitty country

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 00:40:40 2019 No.12577112 >>12577074 Go chug a 50 oz bottle of aloe vera and tell me what happens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 00:42:25 2019 No.12577119 >>12577112 I wouldn't chug anything because I'm not a glutton. A few times I have gone through a full bottle over the course of a day. What happens? Nothing special.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 00:43:57 2019 No.12577125 >>12577081 You're not supposed to drink any of it because it's a retarded diarrhea inducing meme.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 00:45:05 2019 No.12577131 >>12577125 What if you're constipated?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 00:46:38 2019 No.12577136 >>12577131 Then you smoke cigarettes like a normal person.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:10:24 2019 No.12577216 >>12576945 Why does traitor joes flavor their aloe water with grape? FUCKING ruins it I want to taste the ALOE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:17:42 2019 No.12577236 >>12576945 why would you ever drink aloe? shit nigga that stuff is for bug bites and poison ivy. you wouldn't drink bactene water or preperation-H water fucking millennial dickweeds will put anything in water and drink it, what the hell

Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:20:38 2019 No.12577246

i drink aloe vera drinks from time to time (soflofag, every store carries them because of all the spics). i think they taste vaguely like grapes and i love the little juicy bits. never had a diarrhea problem even after drinking the 1.5L bottles in one sitting
>ITT: stomachlets

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:22:07 2019 No.12577252 >>12577236 it's like a sweet juice with au-natural Orbitz bits in it, doofus

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:37:56 2019 No.12577296 File: 20 KB, 480x480, wj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12577246 >Bragging about having an enteric nervous system too retarded to respond to laxatives

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:39:10 2019 No.12577303 >>12577252 >Orbitz bits What the fuck are Orbitz bits? Orbitz is a travel fare website aggregator.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 08:23:57 2019 No.12578302 File: 89 KB, 600x600, Orbeez_01_jpg_grande.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12576945 I dunno, but the orbeez at the bottom are delicious.

Anonymous Wed Jul 3 11:11:10 2019 No.12578810

>>12576945
This thread explained a lot to me. I bought a bottle and a BLT for Lunch whenever I couldn't make it back to my flat between classes.
But I never got diarrhea like
>>12577031
Implies. And I have healthy shits regardless, I just realised I went to the bathroom more frequently after drinking a bottle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 11:41:48 2019 No.12578913 >>12576945 I've never noticed this when using aloe drinks, but once I did it myself with leaves latex and this was effective.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 12:19:59 2019 No.12579088 >>12577236 Its tasty and refreshing. I dont give a fuck if hipsters like it or mcdonalds regular incels hate it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 17:25:16 2019 No.12580593 >>12577112 Desire to double-cross homies for profit increased https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECHUwH0LxDA

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