[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking


View post   

File: 88 KB, 243x298, 1538899250758.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12567965 No.12567965[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I've got live for the next year on only $10 a month, any tips?

>> No.12567972

>>12567965
first you’re gonna want to buy the biggest sack of potatoes you can afford with that $10. Be diligent, check a few stores and see what the best price per lb. is.

Next, bludgeon someone with that sack of potatoes and steal their wallet.

>> No.12567986

Learn to hunt

>> No.12567992

Oats

>> No.12568005

10 bullets for $10 nets you 10 fat americans, you could live for a year on the flesh while making mad bank on black market organs.

>> No.12568021
File: 97 KB, 1024x576, 1525190662738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12568021

>>12568005

>> No.12568032

>>12568005
Do europoors really think a bullet costs a dollar?

>> No.12568034

>>12568005
What shithole do you live in where ammo is a buck per round?

>> No.12568040
File: 199 KB, 428x589, 1560271358093.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12568040

Learn to fish and trap using techniques from that primitive tech YouTube channel.

Buy $10 of .22LR and hunt.

Take up fasting.

Consider suicide.

You've got options.

>> No.12568042

>>12568040
What good is ammunition without a rooty tooty point and shooty?

>> No.12568045

>>12567965
Go donate plasma I make $300 a month

>> No.12568048

rice

>> No.12568049

10 dollars for gloves you use while you dumpster dive

>> No.12568051

Get a job lol

>> No.12568052

>>12568042
I assumed OP was American, not Yuro.

>> No.12568054

>>12567965
Get a fucking job, bitch

>> No.12568077

>>12568021
Americans posting THIS.
Like they are the Alpha race.

>Jealous of obesity
>Jealous of not being able to "cook" anything that doesn't involve a microwave oven.
>Jealous of not knowing how to use simple kitchen utensils.
>Jealous of anything that requires actual cooking skills.

It is Americans that are jealous of other cultures, because the 1950's (after WWII) taught them that fast food was the way forward, not cooking at home.
And then US Feminism, told women they didn't have to cook anymore.
Reap what you sow, America.
The rest of the world is laughing in your face.
The Beta cucks that you are.

>> No.12568087

>>12568032
It costs you nothing if Bubba fucks you in the arse for each round.

>> No.12568091

>>12568034
> A buck

Try again Cleetus.

>> No.12568092

>>12567965
please just go to a food bank you literally need it

>> No.12568095

>>12568077
Until the muslims start chimping out and you beg us to save you for the third time.

>> No.12568124

>>12568077
I see this as an absolute cope.

>> No.12568194

>>12568095
>Saves you for the third time
US went to WWII in 1942, after Pearl Harbour...
WWII started in 1939, faggot, check the history books.
For fuck sakes are Americans this stupid?

>> No.12568204

>>12568124
I see this reply as an American making up for their lack of world knowledge........

>> No.12568236

>>12567965
Dumpster diving at night

>> No.12568238

>>12567965
sack of rice and a visit to the nearest foodbank.

>> No.12568243

>>12568236
Ha Ha Ha
> American Life

>> No.12568248

>>12567965
Romanian here, my advice is to steal.

Srsly, I can't live with 10$ a month here, wtf.

>> No.12568486

Get a job
If you can't, beg.

>> No.12568495

>>12567965

Big sack of rice + food bank

>> No.12568499

>>12567965
Try applying for a food supplement program if you haven't already. $10 a month is literally poverty level and you should be able to get something to help you out. But rice/potatoes/lentils are probably the cheapest to bulk up your diet and vegetable oil is cheap while adding a lot of calories.

>> No.12568507

>>12568486
this, unironically

some people get a shitton of money by begging

>> No.12568509

>>12567965
buy heroin and OD when you run out of money

>> No.12568514

>>12568507
Those "people" are called girls.

>> No.12568516

>>12568514
men can do it too

>> No.12568716

>>12567965
Buy potatoes and learn how to scavenge for food if you leave outside of the city.
Remember to buy a rope just in case you need one.

>> No.12568750

>>12568194
Not him, but the US did basically save the bongs. They‘d literally starve without them. Not so much for continentals though.

>> No.12568774

>>12568514
just pretend to be a girl then

>> No.12568797

>just get a job lmao
OH WELL WHY DONT I GO TO THE JOB STORE AND JUST GET A JOB, YUP, FREE JOBS FOR EVERYONE