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>visit American friends
>they offer me some wine
>say sure
>the take a wine glass and fill it up
>then they drop ice cubes into the wine
what the fuck

>> No.12566792

k

>> No.12566793

>>12566719
>visit Austrian friends
>they offer me some wine
>say sure
>they take a wine glass and fill it half way
>then they pour glycol in to top it off
what the fuck

>> No.12566822

OBSESSED

>> No.12566870

>>12566793
Don't you like glycol?

>> No.12566893
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12566893

>Visit Canadian Friends
>they offer me some wine
>say sure
>they take a wine glass and fill it up halfway
>then they fill the other half with maple syrup
what the fuck

>> No.12566912
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12566912

>Visit UK friends
>Ask for a filling sandwich
>They say sure
>They take bread out
>And put more bread on it
what the fuck

>> No.12567067
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12567067

>>12566893
Caribou is fucking delicious.

>> No.12567320

>visit Mexican friends
>they offer me some wine
>say sure
>the take a wine glass and fill it up
>then they squeeze a whole lime into the wine
what the fuck

>> No.12567330

Yeah my dad does this with white wine. The reason being is he doesn't drink wine.

>> No.12567342

>>12567067
I've had it. It's fine but no better than your run of the mill 21.99$ cab with a "quirky" label.

>> No.12567345

>visit Brazilian friends
>they offer me some wine
>say sure
>they take a wine glass and fill it up halfway
>then fill it the rest of the way with sopa de macacao
uma delicia

>> No.12567397

>visit French friends
>they offer me some wine
>say sure
>they take a plastic bag and fill it up with air
>then pop it infront of my face
what the fuck

>> No.12567399

>>12567397
haha same except they gave me black poeple semen xdd

>> No.12567417
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>>12567397
>frenchman offers me wine in paper bag
>is clearly baguettes

>> No.12567438
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12567438

>visit Japanese friends
>they offer me some wine
>say sure
>they take a wine glass and fill it up
>then they drop seaweeds into the wine

Umami'

>> No.12567439

>>12566719
It's not like most of the wine these people are drinking is high quality.

>> No.12567447

>visit Australian friends
>they offer me some wine
>say sure
>they hand me a beer and call me a cunt
>I start to cry
what the fuck

>> No.12567449
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12567449

>visit fiancce's vegan parents
>they offer me some wine
>say sure
>it was a trap question
>immediately kicked out of house with the aborted baby

>> No.12567453

>>12567447
stop crying like a girl and suck their cock like a man you should be

>> No.12567464
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12567464

>visit friends in Water Orton
>they offer me some fish and chips
>say sure
>receive pic related
what the fuck

>> No.12567466
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12567466

>visit Flyover friends
>they offer me some wine
>say sure
>Starts pouring me a glass
>Stops half way and fills the rest with coca-cola
>Hands me the glass and says "Wa-la"
What the fuck

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>>12567464
Why westies want to drown their tempura???

>> No.12567501

>>12567464
>visit friends
heh. the premise of your story is already off.

>> No.12567511

>>12566719
>vist Euro friend
>they offer me some wine
>say sur...
>suddenly some bearded men bust open friends door
>"I DONT FINK THATS BLOOD HALLAL M8" one screams
>friend gets beheaded
>blood gets in wine glass
What the fuck

>> No.12567514

>>12567464
That's a battered sausage supper with curry, la.

>> No.12568491

>>12567330
>The reason being is
Are you retarded?

>> No.12568508

>>12566912

Do people eat this?

>> No.12568538

>>12566912
>origins in the Victorian years
Of course.

>> No.12568545

>>12566719
>visit ancient Roman friends
>they offer me some wine
>say sure
>the take a wine bag fill it up
>then they drop ice cubes from Mt vesuvius the wine
what the fuck

>> No.12568662

>>12567449
there are vegan wines. you do need to go look for them if you want them, because most wines aren't.

>> No.12568685

>>12568545
>>then they drop ice cubes from Mt vesuvius the wine
Go home grandpa you're drunk.

>> No.12568728

>>12567466
>coke
if you're going to mix shit at least do it with something like 7up

>> No.12568773

>>12568545
> they drop ice cubes from Mt vesuvius the wine
>>>/int/

>> No.12569521
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12569521

>visit Greek friends
>they offer me some wine
>say sure
>they take a bowl and fill it up 1/3 with wine and 2/3 with water, then put it on the floor 3 times and offer a prayer to the gods
>then they butcher an ox and wrap the thigh bones in fat and burn them
τι σkατά

>> No.12570571

>>12568491
>he doesn't pay homage to the Reason Being
Literal brainlet desu.

>> No.12570691

>visit Japanese friends
>they offer me a glass of wine
>say sure
>they fill up the glass with wine
>and crack a raw egg in it
what the fuck

>> No.12570757

>visit chef john
>he offers me some wine
>like and comment sure
>he fills up half the glass with wine, then fills the rest with cayenne
>then gives it the ole tappa tappa
I'm the Donald Duck of what the fuck

>> No.12570773
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>>12567320

>> No.12570779

>visit german friends
>they offer me some wine
>say sure
>they open a wine glass and fill it halfway
>then they invade poland
what the fuck

>> No.12570787

>>12570773
What is this from, its amazing.

>> No.12570789
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12570789

>>12570691

>> No.12570793

>>12570787
found it in pol

>> No.12570815

>>12570793
Huh... didn't think they could be funny.

>> No.12570818
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12570818

>>12570815
want moar?

>> No.12570852

>>12570818
Just when you think its over...it continues.

Have noticed at the Colombian restaurants and café near me they offer hotdogs with a lot of sauces on top. Not quite that ridiculous though.

>> No.12570858

>>12566912
i always thought that was a joke, i can't believe it's actually real
wtf were they thinking

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>>12570852
Well, it is actually Mexican cuisine.

>> No.12570882
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>>12570864
I would unironically eat that, as long as the red sauce isn't ketchup.

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>>12570882
disgusting, you must be that obese guy

>> No.12570904

>>12566719
>visit friends at the GNU foundation
>they offer me some wine
>say sure
>unhandled wow64 cpp stub

>> No.12570929

>>12566719
do Americans really add ice cubes to their wine?

>> No.12570942

>>12570899
I'm mean, I'm overweight, but I would treat that as a once a month thing, and then walk for a while or beat saber afterwards.

The fuck is this video though? Is that a cup of onions?!

>>12570929
Only in real cheap sweet white wines.

>>12570904
I giggled

>> No.12570981

>visit Jack
>he offers me some wine
>say sure
>he puts grapes and mayo into wine glass
what the fuck

>> No.12571133

>>12570858
>>12568508
yes because of hunger and poverty

>> No.12571309

>>12570773
Squeezing lime juice over a bowl of cut limes is peak performance

>> No.12571393

>>12570818
dios mio......

>> No.12571408

>>12566719
but you don't have any friends anon

>> No.12571976

>>12566719

Real talk, I think "space cadet" is a really cute nickname for him. Way better than Potted Plant.

>> No.12572007

>visit gaijin tomodachi*
>they offer sake for nomu
>お願いします
>fill coffee mug with shochu
dostedt
*TN: tomodachi means nakama

>> No.12572015

>>12572007
MY DAD CAN BEAT YOUR DAD UP WEEB

>> No.12572027

>>12572015
My dad's the ugly, fat, old guy from all the ntr doujin

>> No.12572030

>>12570773
This is literally me, except I add salt too

>> No.12572034

>>12567345
Kek

>> No.12572064

I unironically put icecubes in my wine unironically, very different from when I ironically do it.

>> No.12572669

>>12567466
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalimotxo
Then your friend has an exquisite taste

>> No.12572791

>>12572064
why not just chill your wine

>> No.12572885
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12572885

>>12572027
BASED

>> No.12574791

Bump

>> No.12574808

>>12566719
ice is perfectly acceptable in chardonnay or any other oaked white

>> No.12574813

>>12566793
kek

>> No.12575140
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12575140

>ice in wine
This kills the frog. Let me tell you a short tale about Superdupont and Bruce Lee.

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>>12575140

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>>12575148

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>>12575152

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>>12575157

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>>12575148
imagine the smell...

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>>12575162

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>>12575168

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>>12575172

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>>12575177
Fin.

>>12575167
He's meditating, you cretin.

>> No.12575212

>visit my friends from ISIS
>they offer me some wine
>say sure
>after I started drinking the wine they hit the glass out of my hand
>it was a trick question you aren't allowed to drink wine
>about to be burnt alive on the internet
what the fuck

>> No.12576534

>>12572669
I’m both disgusted by this but also want to try it.

>> No.12577409

>visit reptilian friends
>they offer me some wine
>say sure
>they sacrifice the first newborn daughter of a local family and fill a cheap wine glass with the blood
>then they spit acid in my eyes
what the fuck

>> No.12577427

>>12566719
drinking undiluted wine is barbarous
>>12569521
based and dionysuspilled

>> No.12577440

>>12568508
>brits
>people

>> No.12577462

>Visit Gordon Ramsay
>He offers me some wine
>Say sure
>He takes the cup and fills it halfway
>Then seasons it with salt pepper and olive oil

>> No.12577510

>>12567501
>a bunch of replies saying the same exact thing stating they are visiting friends
>decide to pick this one in particular to say this
you live in the UK don't you?

>> No.12577517

>>12577510
He just doesn't like fresh fish and chips.

>> No.12577536

>>12570929
>taking an /int/ post seriously

>> No.12577764

>>12567466
>wa-la
fucking flyovers lmao

>> No.12579320

>visit midwest friends
>they offer me some wine
>say sure
>take wine glass and fill it with rose
>then they add corn syrup and mayo
>tornado kills us
what the fuck

>> No.12579338

>visit Floridian friends
>they offer me some wine
>say sure
>take the wine glass and fill it up
>they they pour orange juice into the wine
what the fuck

>> No.12579340

>>12566719
>visit midwest friends
>home has 2 feet of standing floodwater in it
>offer me some wine
>get bit on the leg simultaneously by an alligator and water moccasin
>go to hospital
>get stitches and antivenom
>receive bill for $150,000

>> No.12579354

>>12579340
Why did you bring an alligator with you

>> No.12579371

>>12577764
Newfag.

>> No.12579383

>>12577427
Proper Ancient Greek wine had all kinds of wild shit like hensbane and datura in it. If you didn’t dilute it you could easily poison yourself.

>> No.12579465

>>12579383
Was the datura why they had roving bands of psycho whores who would rip men limb from limb?