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What's the worst Chinese buffet you've been to /ck/?

>> No.12561763

>>12561702
Not that bad, but one where every dish you could tell was sitting there the whole day (it was dinner) and I got violently ill after.
There was only about 12 things to choose from. Rice was crusty. sauce was thick and clumpy. egg rolls were stale and chewy.

>> No.12561800

>>12561702
Yes.

>> No.12561809

>>12561702
Fucking based that ;look so good

>> No.12562268

China Buffet King in Glasgow. They just go to Iceland and buy party bags of frozen Chinese food, dump it in the fryer and serve it.
Still went loads when I was a student.

>> No.12562397

one in kyle texas
20 bucks a person and all they had was cold frog legs

>> No.12562452

>>12562397
>Kyle Texas
Damn, what did you do to wind up there? It's barely a fucking blip on the radar going by on 35.

>> No.12562562

Big apple in st.Petersburg florida, always manage to find undercooked chicken and sushi that smells like vomit

>> No.12562809

>>12562452
i like going to the san marcos mall and pass through sometimes
funny thing is there's a little hole in the wall chinese food/donut shop hybrid next to the police station that's fucking delicious with huge portions for the price

>> No.12563563

>>12561702
Vegan Chinese buffet in Valencia, Spain. The food was literally cold, when I told them that they pointed to a microwave and said I'm meant to reheat it. The food itself was quite bland too.

>> No.12564576

>>12561702
There was a hole in the wall one in Lowell, Mass catering to the local SEA population that I tried once. The food tasted fine but an hour later I had a race with the devil to get to a toilet before I shit myself. It wasn't the local China Buffet, that place is pretty good. It also wasn't the one with the brothel upstairs either. Lowell is an interesting place.

>> No.12564587

Chinese buffet is not for you guys. It's for traveling groups. That's the cheapest way to arrange meals for Chinese tourists coming with their traveling company.

>> No.12564647
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12564647

I ordered 'meat and tofu on rice' at a chinese place when i was drunk once
realized i had ordered unspecific 'meat' after it was too late
she brings out this pile of unidentifiable slop
>thanks, what kind of meat is this?
>it meat
>beef? pork?
>it meat. english no so good

>> No.12565076

>>12562452
>hey guys I'm familiar with this area! XD

>> No.12565237

>>12565076
What compels someone to act this faggoty? Are you lonely? Angry and lashing out? Who hurt you?

>> No.12565302

>>12565237
I think he has autism.

>> No.12565313

>>12561809
Shut the fuck up with your "based" argument you idiotic stupid piece of fucking filth!!!!!! STOP WITH THE BASED SHIT FOR CUNT'S SAKE

>> No.12565349

>>12565313
based

>> No.12565357

>>12564587
Why do they insist on having subpar "chinese" food when they can go outside their comfort zones and go to a decent fast food place?

>> No.12565365

>>12565302
A simple yes would have worked.

>> No.12565394

>>12561763
why did you eat the food fucking dirty asswipe

>> No.12565400

>>12565237
My brother died in a plane crash and I haven't gotten over it

>> No.12565401

The worst are the ones where they hide all the food in the kitchen and everyone gets so mad when you go back there to dish up